0:00:02 > 0:00:06Yes, it's Buzz & Tell, the zappiest and zingiest quiz on TV.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08CHEERING
0:00:11 > 0:00:14And here's your host, Walter Flipstick!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Welcome to Buzz & Tell, the quiz show that always surprising.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Let's meet our contestants today. We have...
0:00:21 > 0:00:25My name is Melanie Wiggles, and I'm a rabbit.
0:00:25 > 0:00:30My names is Karl, and I'm, erm... I'm always forgetting things.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32I'm Henrietta Peck, and I'm a hen.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36I'm Charles Cheese, and I am a mouse.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41I'm Mr Biscuits, and I'm furry, and I like biscuits.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42CHEERING
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Fingers on buzzers, this is our missing word round.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Buzz and tell me what word is missing.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51"London Bridge is falling..."
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- BUZZ Charles Cheese!- Is it?!
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Erm, it's not actually falling, it's a missing word round.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59BUZZ Mr Biscuits!
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Into the water.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Yes, but...
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- BUZZ Charles Cheese!- So it is falling?!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07It's not going to fall into the water.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Oh, good!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Let me give you a clue. If London Bridge IS ever going to fall,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15and I can assure you it isn't at the moment,
0:01:15 > 0:01:16would it fall up or down?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18BUZZ Henrietta Peck!
0:01:18 > 0:01:23Things don't usually fall up, so I say...down.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Yes, correct. "London Bridge is falling down."
0:01:27 > 0:01:30One point for Henrietta Peck.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Now for our picture round. Look at this,
0:01:32 > 0:01:34and tell me what it is.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- BUZZ Charles Cheese!- A mouse umbrella!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41No, Charles, it's not an umbrella for a mouse.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43BUZZ Melanie Wiggles!
0:01:43 > 0:01:44It looks like lunch.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Possibly, but what's it called?
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- BUZZ Mr Biscuits!- Albert.- No.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- BUZZ Charles Cheese!- Geoffrey!
0:01:52 > 0:01:53No!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- BUZZ Henrietta Peck!- It's Tracey.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Take this seriously, please. What is this object?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- BUZZ Charles Cheese!- It's a house!- No.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04BUZZ Karl!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06It is a...mushroom?
0:02:06 > 0:02:11Yes, mushroom! Thank you, Karl. One point to you.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13And now on to our numbers round.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17If five worms poked their heads out of the ground,
0:02:17 > 0:02:20and a bird came and gobbled one of them up,
0:02:20 > 0:02:22how many worms would be left?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- BUZZ Charles Cheese!- None!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Sorry, Charles, that's wrong.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27I don't think it is.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31The rest would wriggle away, and none would be left.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33OK, how many ran away?
0:02:33 > 0:02:34BUZZ Charles Cheese!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37None! Worms can't run, they wriggle.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39All right, how many wriggled away?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Four would wriggle away.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Four, that is correct. One point to Charles Cheese.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Now it's time for our sound round.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Just listen to this sound, and buzz and tell me what it is.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54DOG BARKING
0:02:54 > 0:02:56BUZZ Karl!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- He's a cactus plant.- What?!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00BUZZ Melanie Wiggles!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Is it a carrot?- No, it's not a carrot!- Thank you, Charles.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Ooh, do I get a point for that?- No!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09One last time, what is this sound?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11DOG BARKING
0:03:11 > 0:03:13BUZZ Mr Biscuits!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16That's my next-door neighbour, Henry.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- All right, Mr Biscuits, what is he? - Loud!
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Yes, but is he a cat, a slug, or a budgerigar?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26He's a dog, Mr Flipstick.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30He's correct, thank you! One point to Mr Biscuits.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35And now on to our final round at last, general knowledge.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Fingers on buzzers. What colour is a raspberry?
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Oh, I love raspberries.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- So do I!- Me, please, I know this, me, please!
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Karl, use your buzzer.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Oh, I forgot.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48BUZZ Karl!
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Er... And I forgot what I was going to say now.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55What colour is a raspberry?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- BUZZ Melanie Wiggles!- Red.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Red, yes! You're right, Melanie, a raspberry is indeed red.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03One point to you.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05That was the final, frustrating round.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08I'm sure you'll be relieved, I know I am.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Let's look at the scores.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Oh, no, the scores are level.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18We now have to have a tie-break to decide. Fingers on buzzers.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Which pattern would you find on a zebra?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- BUZZ Mr Biscuits!- Tartan.- No.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- BUZZ Melanie Wiggles!- Stripes.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Yes! A zebra has stripes.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Zebra? Oh, I thought you said "Deborah."
0:04:33 > 0:04:34She's always wearing tartan.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37That makes Melanie Wiggles today's winner.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- CHEERING - Thank you, everyone.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Your special prize is
0:04:41 > 0:04:43a handy set of spanners.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Spanners? What am I going to do with spanners?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50That brings us to the end of another Buzz & Tell.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Goodbye, see you next time.
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