0:00:02 > 0:00:05Yes, it's Buzz & Tell, the fastest, funniest quiz show in the world.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:09 > 0:00:14Here's your master of mayhem - Mr Walter Flipstick.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Meet the contestants.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21My name's Melanie Wiggles.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24I'm learning to fire a carrot into space.
0:00:24 > 0:00:29My name is Karl. I'm learning to get a nut out of a shell in two seconds.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31My name is Henrietta Peck.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34I'm learning to strut around the farmyard.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36I'm Charles Cheese.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39I'm learning how to make a cheese sandwich with no bread.
0:00:39 > 0:00:44It's cheese between two pieces of cheese! Yeah-ha-ha-ha!
0:00:44 > 0:00:49My name is Mr Biscuits. I'm learning all the different words for biscuit.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Fingers on buzzers.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54See if you can spot the missing word in this rhyme.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57"The grand old Duke of York He had 10,000..."
0:00:57 > 0:00:58BUZZER
0:00:58 > 0:00:59- Henrietta.- Turnips.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- No. - BUZZER
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Melanie.- Is it 10,000 carrots?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06No. Answer anybody?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08I know this! Me, please, Mr Walter.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Buzzer, please, Karl.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12- Oh, yes. - BUZZER
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Karl.- He had 10,000 doorknobs.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- LAUGHTER - No. I'll give you a clue.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20"They marched to the top of the hill and down again."
0:01:20 > 0:01:22BUZZER Charles.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23- Penguins.- What?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26When you see them walking they look like they're marching.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30I don't think the Grand Old Duke of York had 10,000 penguins.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32BUZZER Mr Biscuits.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34He had 10,000 men.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37He certainly did. Well done. You get one point.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Let's have our next round, which is the picture round.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Take a look at this picture, buzz and tell me what it is.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48BUZZER
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- Henrietta.- It's a big golden pointy hat.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53No.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54BUZZER
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Melanie.- It must be a...
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- Are you going to say carrot? - I think so, yes. Carrot.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01- No. - BUZZER
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Charles.- My dad's nose.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04No.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06BUZZER Mr Biscuits.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Is it a goldfish?
0:02:08 > 0:02:09No.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I know this. Please, Mr Walter, I know.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Buzzer, Karl.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Oops, I did it again.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16BUZZER Karl.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19It's a trumpet.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Yes, Karl. It is a trumpet. You get one point.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24APPLAUSE
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Time for our numbers round. Let's do some adding up.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31We all know that a pair of shoes is two shoes,
0:02:31 > 0:02:34so what would I have if I had two pairs of shoes?
0:02:34 > 0:02:35BUZZER
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Melanie.- A lot of feet.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39What?
0:02:39 > 0:02:40BUZZER Mr Biscuits.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Is the answer a shoe shop?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- No. - BUZZER
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Charles.- Smelly feet!
0:02:46 > 0:02:47- No. - BUZZER
0:02:47 > 0:02:54- Henrietta.- Two pairs of shoes is two shoes and two shoes, which is...
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Oh...oh...
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Oh!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01AUDIENCE GASPS
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- CHICK IN A DEEP VOICE:- It's four. You'd have four shoes.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Yes, Henrietta and the chick. Four shoes. One point.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10APPLAUSE
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Now it's time for our sound round.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Listen to the sound
0:03:13 > 0:03:15and tell me what it is.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17WHISTLE
0:03:17 > 0:03:19BUZZER
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Karl.- Is that the trumpet we saw earlier?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23No. I'll give you a clue.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28This noise is made by a long thing, which travels from place to place.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29BUZZER Henrietta.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31A snake yawning.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33I beg your pardon.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Snakes are long, they travel from place to place.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38It must be tiring doing that with no legs.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Oh, my word!
0:03:40 > 0:03:41BUZZER Charles.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45This is a train and we heard the train's whistle.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48That's correct. You get one point.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50APPLAUSE
0:03:50 > 0:03:54It's our last round - general knowledge. Fingers on buzzers.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57What do we call a baby dog?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- BUZZER Mr Biscuits.- Keith.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Nice name, but no.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- BUZZER Melanie.- Ruffles.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09Also a nice name, but again, no. I'm not looking for an actual name.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12I mean the name we give to all baby dogs.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14BUZZER Charles.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Don't worry, Mr Flipstick. I think I know. Is it a puppy?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21That's it. Well done, Charles.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22A baby dog is called a puppy.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25You get a point. Let's look at the scores.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27DRUM ROLL
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Our winner is Charles Cheese with two points.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33APPLAUSE
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Your special prize is a pair of my own shoes.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40LAUGHTER
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Oh, Mr Flipstick, your feet are really cheesy!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Very rude. I think it's time we said goodbye
0:04:47 > 0:04:52until another silly episode of Buzz & Tell. Goodbye!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Subtitles by Shaun Hadnett Red Bee Media Ltd
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