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0:00:13 > 0:00:17- The takeaway is here, boys. - I've had a poppadom.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19- What a shame, it was the last one.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22- I'll enjoy this.

0:00:25 > 0:00:29- # Hey Dwl-i bops, - come and listen to her

0:00:29 > 0:00:32- # She has many facts, - some silly and funny

0:00:33 > 0:00:35- # DJ Dwl-i-i-i-i

0:00:36 > 0:00:39- # DJ Dwl-i-i-i-i

0:00:39 > 0:00:42- # DJ Dwl-i-i-i-i

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- # DJ Dwl-i-i-i-i #

0:00:48 > 0:00:54- Hello, Dwl-i bops. A warm welcome - from your favourite DJ in the world.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- DJ Dwl-i.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01- You're going to love - what I have to say to you today.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- A wheelbarrow - full of silly and funny facts.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- # DJ Dwl-i-i-i-i #

0:01:08 > 0:01:12- Here's one from Gwil from Crymych.

0:01:12 > 0:01:17- He says did you know that pigs - could burn in the sunshine?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Pigs having sunburn?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Wow!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Dwl-i-i-i-i.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31- Well, little pig, the only thing - I have to tell you is...

0:01:32 > 0:01:33- ..Factor 50.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38- I love that fact.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Thanks, Gwil.

0:01:40 > 0:01:45- Join me, DJ Dwli, - for more silly and funny facts...

0:01:45 > 0:01:47- ..next time.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51- Toodle-ooh. Until next time.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55- # DJ Dwl-i-i-i-i

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- # DJ Dwl-i-i-i-i #

0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Is it raining or did you swim here?

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- You're so funny. Raining, of course.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Would you like a handkerchief?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Or a dolly?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Or a yo-yo?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Or a fan?

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- What's next, a frying pan?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Where did that belt come from?

0:02:35 > 0:02:36- The cupboard.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- That's a plumber's belt.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41- Plumber?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Plumber?- - A plumber that fixes taps...

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- ..the sink, the toilets...

0:02:47 > 0:02:48- Boilers.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Roodlemeeree. Toilets.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Boilers. That rhymes.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Let's play plumbers.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59- Great.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Hurly-burly, roodlemeeree!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Spin, spin...

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- ..and away we go.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Spanner, please.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22- Spanner.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Spanner.- - Thank you.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Do you think you can fix it?

0:03:28 > 0:03:33- Of course. Look in the sink - and shout when you see water.

0:03:34 > 0:03:35- Water? OK.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Can you see water?

0:03:38 > 0:03:39- Can you see water?- - No.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40- Are you sure?

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- There's no water coming out of...

0:03:47 > 0:03:49- I'm soaking.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51- What a pity!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- I'll fix it. Move.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Move!

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Is there water - coming out of the tap?

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- No, no water.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Are you sure?

0:04:11 > 0:04:12- Are you sure?- - Yes.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- I don't think we're good plumbers.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- And now the weather - from across Wales...

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- ..with me, Ann Ffodus.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- A lovely day in Mid Wales tomorrow.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Here.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- And also in North Wales.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Here.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Even more sunshine down here.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Unfortunately, - it will be windy here.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08- And also, up here, it will be wet.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Does anyone have a handkerchief?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23- The Joke Wall.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- What do you eat when you're cold?

0:05:30 > 0:05:31- I don't know.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33- Brrrr-gers!

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- What do you call - an elephant in a lift?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- I don't know. What do you call - an elephant in a lift?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Stuck!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- What do you call a loud fart?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59- I don't know.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Poo-werful!

0:06:14 > 0:06:15- Good morning, everyone.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Good morning, everyone.- - Good morning.

0:06:18 > 0:06:24- Your teacher has gone to search - for treasure on the seven seas.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25- Has she?

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Has she?- - Only joking. She's seeing a doctor!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33- I'm your teacher for today.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38- You're going to have a PE lesson.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Can we play football?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- No.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45- Tennis?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47- No.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Let's play rugby.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50- Let's play rugby.- - No.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- I have a very, very - important sport for you.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57- What is it?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- We're going to search for treasure.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Treasure?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Treasure. Throw the balls away.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Here's what you need today.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Telescopes. One for you.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16- One for you. One for you.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- One for you. One for you.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- OK, pirates...

0:07:23 > 0:07:27- ..come with me - to search for treasure.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31- # Ahoy, ahoy, and away we go #

0:07:34 > 0:07:36- I'm going to hide, - I'm going to hide.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Oh, yeah, here.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- This is a good place. Ready. - I'm ready.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- OK. I can see you.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47- No, you can't.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Yes, I can.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Never mind, I'll eat this banana.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Never mind, I'll eat this banana.- - Leave some for me.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Hello, how are you? I'm Dai Disgo.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Yes, it's time to dance with Dai.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Dance with Dai. Yeah!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29- First, warm up.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30- Shake your body.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36- Arms.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Finally, the legs.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Great. Everyone ready?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Come and dance. Yeah!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Today, we're dancing the...

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- ..changing the lightbulb dance.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04- Yeah.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Raise your hand like this.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12- Turn.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14- Like this, yeah.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17- One, two.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19- One, two.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- One, two.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22- One, two.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24- One, two.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27- Yeah. You're dancing with Dai Disgo.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28- Yeah.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15- The Joke Wall.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- What did one snowman - tell the other snowman?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- I don't know.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Can you smell carrots?

0:10:31 > 0:10:35- What do you call a dinosaur - who hasn't had a bath?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37- I don't know.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39- Stinkysaurus.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47- What goes up but never goes down?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49- I don't know.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Your age.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13- Welcome to another - exciting programme...

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- ..about the wonders of nature - with me, Nef Natur.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Today, some very musical creatures.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Here's a clue.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- A beak on their heads, - feathers all over their bodies...

0:11:30 > 0:11:31- ..and they can fly - birds!

0:11:40 > 0:11:43- I know everything there is - to know about birds.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46- All the secrets.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49- Where they are.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50- What they do.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54- What sounds they make.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55- Hush.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59- When you hear a bird - making this sound...

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- ..ooaahh, ooaahh...

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- ..and flapping its wings - like this...

0:12:05 > 0:12:07- ..ooaahh, ooaahh...

0:12:07 > 0:12:11- ..get indoors, - there's rain on the way.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17- When you see a bird - moving like this...

0:12:19 > 0:12:23- ..and making this sound, - bock, bock, bock, bock...

0:12:25 > 0:12:26- ..breakfast is ready.

0:12:29 > 0:12:35- Finally, to attract a mate, birds - do this dance and make this sound.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Proooo!

0:12:37 > 0:12:39- Proooo!

0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Proooo!

0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Proooo!

0:12:43 > 0:12:45- Proooo!

0:12:46 > 0:12:50- What are you doing here? - You want a real parrot.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52- Hey, shoo.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54- Help me!

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Argh, hurry!

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- Argh!

0:13:17 > 0:13:17- .