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0:00:13 > 0:00:17- Where did I put them? Here, maybe.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- Have you found those bananas yet, - Moi?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24- Uh, no, still looking.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Hurry up. I'm starving.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31- Here they are.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33- She won't notice - if I eat a small one.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09- IMPORTANT
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- ROCK MUSIC
0:03:22 > 0:03:23- Where is Constable James?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- He's very late this morning.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27- Uh-oh.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Where have you been?
0:03:34 > 0:03:35- Where have you been?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Where have you been?- - Sorry. Sorry, sir.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Did you get dressed in the dark? - Where's your hat?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- At home, sir.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- What sort of policeman - leaves his hat at home?
0:03:49 > 0:03:50- Sorry, sir.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56- Check this box of old clothes. - There's must be a hat inside.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- But these clothes... poo-eey!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- You should have - thought about that earlier.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07- OK, sir.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Sir, I've found a hat - that would suit you.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20- Oh?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- Since you're the best policeman - in Cwmtawel.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Well, you're right there.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- A three-cornered hat.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- Very smart, sir.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Think so?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Thank you, constable.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Tell me, sir, - what kind of hat is it?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- A hat with three corners.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54- I see, sir.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56- How many corners?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Three corners has my hat.
0:05:02 > 0:05:07- One more question. What if the hat - doesn't have three corners?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- If it doesn't have three corners...
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- ..it's not my hat.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- It's not my hat!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Constable James. Come here!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Sorry, sir. It was just a joke.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- # I have a three-cornered hat
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- # Three corners has my hat
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- # If it doesn't have three corners
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- # It's not my hat #
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- What are you doing?
0:05:46 > 0:05:47- Hush!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Sorry. What are you doing?
0:05:50 > 0:05:51- Watching a film.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Watching a film.- - Can I watch it too?
0:05:54 > 0:05:55- Only if you be quiet.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03- Here you are.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05- Hush!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Hush!- - Sorry. What are you doing?
0:06:08 > 0:06:09- Watching a film.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Watching a film.- - I love this film.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Can I watch it too?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Only if you be quiet.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Only if you be quiet.- - Of course. Not a sound from me.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27- That's funny.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Sorry.
0:06:33 > 0:06:38- I forgot to tell you - what happened in work. So funny.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39- Hush!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Hush!- - Sorry.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- Not another word - or you'll have to leave the room.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- The Joke Wall.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- What do you call - a policeman from Llanberis?
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- I don't know, what do you call - a policeman from Llanberis?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Copper Wyddfa.
0:07:08 > 0:07:13- Dad's so bad at cooking, - he burns salad!
0:07:18 > 0:07:19- Knock-knock.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20- Knock-knock.- - Who's there?
0:07:20 > 0:07:21- Dyf.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22- Dyf.- - Dyf who?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Dyfala (guess).
0:07:31 > 0:07:32- Popcorn?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33- Popcorn?- - Thanks, Mam.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Right, that's enough.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- You're obviously tired. Go to bed.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12- But...
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- But...- - Now.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Here we go. A newspaper and a cuppa.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Is Mam-gu watching the rugby - with us?
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- Mam-gu doesn't like rugby. Do you?
0:08:39 > 0:08:40- Mam-gu?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Turn it up, Mali. - The game's about to start.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Hush.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Come on, boys. - Good tackle, good tackle, boys.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- Pass. Oh, what are you doing?!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Why did we pick him?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Tackle. Yeah! Come on, boys.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Pass it. No, no!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16- Boys!
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Wales, no! What are you doing?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Lost. That's it.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Try, try. One.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Past one. And again, again.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Go on. Yeah.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41- Yeah!
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Well done, Wales. Wales!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Mam-gu, you're missing a good game.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- Mam-gu!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- An orange banana. Strange.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- That's not a banana.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- It's a carrot.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- It's the same shape.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Silly billy, Moi.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Do you want one? It's delicious.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- A parcel? I wonder what's inside?
0:10:42 > 0:10:43- A ball.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49- A bowl.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Dog food.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- A lead.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02- Woof-woof.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- A dog. There's a dog in the shop.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- How on earth did a dog come in here?
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- Little dog, where are you?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Come here, little dog. Here, boy.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Woof!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- This is a mischievous little dog.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24- Where are you?
0:11:27 > 0:11:28- Naughty little dog.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30- Od?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- It's you.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- Woof-woof!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Why are you dressed like a dog? - Are you going to a party?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Yes. In fancy dress.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42- Roodlemeeree.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44- Party.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45- Party.- - Fancy. It rhymes.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Are these yours?
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- No, they're for my friend's dog. - Do you want to meet her?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- Yes, please.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- Come on. Woof!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Hurly-burly, roodlemeeree!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- Spin, spin...
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- ..and away we go.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- Here she is. After her.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Caught her.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- Well done us.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20- Oh, no.
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