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0:00:13 > 0:00:17- Hey, Moi, listen to this. - Knock-knock.

0:00:17 > 0:00:18- Who's there?

0:00:18 > 0:00:19- Please.

0:00:20 > 0:00:21- Please who?

0:00:21 > 0:00:23- Plis-mon Preis!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26- That's a good one.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57- PHONE RINGS

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Good afternoon, Cwmtawel Police.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Plismon Preis speaking, - here to help.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11- What?

0:01:14 > 0:01:15- Curry?

0:01:16 > 0:01:17- Poppadum?

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- You've dialled the wrong number.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Cheerio.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Enjoy your curry.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- A curry would be nice right now.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40- I'm sure you'd like something - to eat or drink. Here you go.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Thank you, Plismon Preis.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45- You're welcome.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Plismon Preis.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16- Busy, sir?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19- No, yes. What do you want?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Well, there's a serious case - to solve, sir.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Great.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29- Cwmtawel's best policeman - is ready for anything.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- What happened, Constable?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Mrs Tomos say something strange - last night, sir.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Something strange last night?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Yes, outside her house.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45- And Constable?

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- Mrs Tomos saw something - sitting on the roof.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51- An animal?

0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Or a bird.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57- A bird.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59- A cuckoo?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- A robin?

0:03:08 > 0:03:09- A jackdaw.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- A jackdaw.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14- I'm such a good policeman.

0:03:15 > 0:03:20- Mrs Tomos said it was wearing - something white on its head.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- What do we wear on our head?

0:03:24 > 0:03:25- A hat.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- I know. A hat.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32- The jackdaw also had - two wooden legs.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Two wooden legs.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- How strange.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39- So...

0:03:39 > 0:03:41- ..Mrs Tomos saw a jackdaw...

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- ..sitting on the roof...

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- ..a white hat on its head, - it had two wooden legs...

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55- Constable James.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Constable James.- - Sorry, sir, just a joke.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00- # I saw a jackdaw

0:04:00 > 0:04:02- # Sitting on the roof

0:04:02 > 0:04:06- # A white hat on its head, - it had two wooden legs

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- # Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho #

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Hello, how are you? I'm Dai Disgo.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Yes, it's time to dance with Dai.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Dance with Dai. Yeah!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44- First, warm up.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45- Shake your body.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51- Arms.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Finally, the legs.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Everyone ready? Great.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Come and dance. Yeah!

0:05:09 > 0:05:14- Today, we're doing - the feed the chicken dance.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Yeah!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Grab the bucket like this.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Scatter the seeds...

0:05:21 > 0:05:23- ..to the chickens.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- One, two, three, four.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28- One, two, three, four.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30- One, two, three, four.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34- Yeah, great. - You're dancing with Dai Disgo.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- CHICKENS CLUCK

0:06:08 > 0:06:09- Yeah!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15- The Joke Wall.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20- What's yummy and flies?

0:06:20 > 0:06:24- I don't know. - What's yummy and flies?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- A jellycopter!

0:06:29 > 0:06:30- Hey, Owen.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Hey, Owen.- - What's wrong, Math?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34- Which fruit is best at saying no?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Pass. - Which fruit is best at saying no?

0:06:38 > 0:06:39- Bana-no!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Knock-knock.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43- Who's there?

0:06:43 > 0:06:44- Who's there?- - Sir.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Sir who?

0:06:46 > 0:06:47- Sir who?- - Surprise!

0:06:51 > 0:06:52- A tiger!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- A tiger? Where?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58- Over there. Look.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02- That's not a tiger. It's a cat!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Oh, yes. Here, kitty.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- ROAR

0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Argh! Told you it was a tiger.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- That was delicious.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- I'd like some more, Mam.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Me too, - after all the work I did today.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38- I was so busy in work today, - I had to skip lunch.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- Anything left?

0:07:48 > 0:07:52- That's not fair. - It's mine. How many have you had?

0:07:53 > 0:07:54- Three.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Three.- - I only had two. It's mine.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- We only had two.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- You should ask - before taking the last one.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- It's only fair - I bought them.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07- I cooked them - it's mine!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- No, it's mine.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- No, it's mine.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18- No...

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- OK! That's enough.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- If you can't share, - neither of you are having it.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Here are a family of Celts.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Dadi Celt is brave and strong.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Mami Celt keeps everything in order.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Here's the son, Little Celt.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- They live together during the - Celtic Age hundreds of years ago.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56- Eh?

0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Eh?- - Yes, they live in the Celtic Age...

0:08:59 > 0:09:01- ..hundreds of years ago.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- It's very cold - in the Celts' house today.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Little Celt is cold.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Mami Celt is cold.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Dadi Celt...

0:09:22 > 0:09:25- ..is asleep.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Finally, he's awake.

0:09:48 > 0:09:53- Oh, dear, Dadi Celt isn't happy.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09- Celts would rub sticks together - to create fire to warm the home.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Look!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Oh, maybe not.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39- No.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Still no fire.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Little Celt's had an idea.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Fire in a box?

0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Oh, it's electric.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Well done, Little Celt.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14- Oh, what's that smell?

0:11:18 > 0:11:22- Oh, dear, - Dadi Celt has burnt his backside.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34- The weather from across Wales - with me, Ann Ffodus.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Despite being cloudy, - it will be dry across Wales.

0:11:39 > 0:11:40- This afternoon...

0:11:40 > 0:11:42- This afternoon...- - There's a train behind you.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Train? - I came on the bus this morning.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Now then, can you be quiet, please?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54- I'm trying to read - the weather bulletin.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58- This afternoon...

0:11:59 > 0:12:02- A lion. A lion!

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- There's a lion behind you.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08- I'm Ann! How rude!

0:12:08 > 0:12:10- I'm Ann! How rude!- - A lion!

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Can you stop shouting, please?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Gorilla!

0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Gorilla!

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- There's a gorilla behind you.

0:12:24 > 0:12:30- Excuse me, I'm trying to read - the weather bulletin. Please, stop.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33- Oh, that's better.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Gorilla! Gorilla! Gorilla!

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- I can't work with all this noise.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Behind you!

0:12:41 > 0:12:45- Oh! - Rain in the north, south and east.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Snow, rain. Help!

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