Josie Lawrence - Princess Smartypants Breaks the Rules

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0:15:50 > 0:15:57.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Er, no.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Maybe the glasses aren't right.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13I like the tiara though.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Hello.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17I'm Josie.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18What do you think?

0:16:18 > 0:16:21I'm trying on this tiara as next week

0:16:21 > 0:16:24I'm off to the Perfect Princess Finishing School.

0:16:24 > 0:16:29There are lessons there to teach you absolutely everything, like...

0:16:29 > 0:16:34how to drink your juice properly without spilling it down your top.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Which I haven't done today, yet.

0:16:36 > 0:16:41And there's a special class to make sure that you sit properly

0:16:41 > 0:16:44and listen to lots of stories.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46You'll like that, won't you?

0:16:46 > 0:16:47So will I.

0:16:47 > 0:16:52But I need to make sure my tiara fits otherwise they won't let me in.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54I really need someone to help me.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Oh! I know who might be able to help!

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Princess Smartypants.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02She's in tonight's bedtime story.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04It's by Babette Cole

0:17:04 > 0:17:09and it's called Princess Smartypants Breaks The Rules.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12"Just look at you, Princess Smartypants!"

0:17:12 > 0:17:14said her mother, the Queen.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16"You'll never get a prince like that.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20"You are going to the Fairy Princess Finishing School

0:17:20 > 0:17:23"to learn how to behave properly."

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Princess Smartypants went to see her father.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28"Must I really go, Daddy?"

0:17:28 > 0:17:33"Your mother will give you a hard time if you don't," said Kingy.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37"Uh, I'll have to give it a try then," said Smartypants.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Her arrival at Madame Twinkle-Botham's

0:17:40 > 0:17:44Academy For Fairy Princesses caused quite a stir.

0:17:44 > 0:17:49"I know a troublemaker when I see one", scolded Madame Twinkle-Botham.

0:17:49 > 0:17:54"Look at my girls. That wretched dragon spooked their coaches,

0:17:54 > 0:17:57"and most of them ended up in the moat.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59"Your lessons start...now.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03"Day one, hair and make-up.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09"Day two, deportment and fashion sense.

0:18:13 > 0:18:18"Day three, weaving and spinning your golden tresses long enough

0:18:18 > 0:18:21"so that day four, the princes can climb up them.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28"Day five, flying and wand-waving.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32"You are being deliberately disruptive, Smartypants,"

0:18:32 > 0:18:35growled Madame Twinkle-Botham.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38"That's one week's detention in the dungeons."

0:18:38 > 0:18:45So Princess Smartypants called her next-door ogre, Cyril Sledgehammer.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46He soon got her out.

0:18:46 > 0:18:51"We want to be a cool princess like you," said her classmates.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54"We're bored with being fairy princesses."

0:18:54 > 0:18:57"OK," said Princess Smartypants.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01"Lesson one, stop waiting for a bunch of Hooray Henries

0:19:01 > 0:19:03"to turn up and save you.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06"Lesson two, learn to govern your own kingdom.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10"Lesson three, you're going to need some muscle some time,

0:19:10 > 0:19:13"so get those beasties on your side."

0:19:13 > 0:19:17Just then Madame Twinkle-Botham burst in.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20"What are you doing now, Smartypants?"

0:19:20 > 0:19:23"Lesson four," continued Princess Smartypants.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27"Wands do a bit more than just wave."

0:19:27 > 0:19:30"Oh, you're all expelled!"

0:19:30 > 0:19:34squeaked the new Madame Twinkle-Botham.

0:19:34 > 0:19:38"And most importantly," laughed Princess Smartypants,

0:19:38 > 0:19:41"lesson five, let's break all the rules."

0:19:41 > 0:19:46ROCK MUSIC

0:19:50 > 0:19:54And so they all lived happily ever after.

0:19:56 > 0:20:01And that story was called Princess Smartypants Breaks The Rules.

0:20:01 > 0:20:02You know,

0:20:02 > 0:20:06maybe Princess Smartypants would like those sunglasses.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10While I go and get them it's time for you to go to bed.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14And I'll see you soon, for another story. Night, night.

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