No More Kisses for Bernard

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0:27:49 > 0:27:57.

0:28:06 > 0:28:10What's that, Big Ted? Buttons wanted to give Little Ted a hug?

0:28:10 > 0:28:14And he didn't want one? Hello, I'm Katy.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16Big Teddy was just telling me

0:28:16 > 0:28:19that Little Teddy really doesn't like hugs any more.

0:28:19 > 0:28:23Do you like hugs? I do. How about kisses?

0:28:23 > 0:28:27Well, there's a little boy called Bernard in tonight's bedtime story

0:28:27 > 0:28:30and he is tired of far too many kisses.

0:28:30 > 0:28:34The story is called No More Kisses For Bernard

0:28:34 > 0:28:36and it's by Niki Daly.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38Everyone loved Bernard.

0:28:38 > 0:28:42His aunts Lulu, Lola, Lily and Tallulah loved him to bits.

0:28:42 > 0:28:46Whenever they visited, they covered poor Bernard from head to toe

0:28:46 > 0:28:51with squeaky sweet hello kisses, lipsticky red and glow kisses,

0:28:51 > 0:28:56sneaky on the nose kisses and smoochy got-to-go kisses.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59It drove Bernard bonkers.

0:28:59 > 0:29:03"No more kisses!" said Bernard.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06"Oh, but you're my puffin muffin," said Aunt Lulu.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09"You're my Bernie-wernie," said Aunt Lola.

0:29:09 > 0:29:14"You're my sweetum snooky-pooky-wooky," said Aunt Lily.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17"Kissy-kissy," said Aunt Tallulah.

0:29:17 > 0:29:22"No, no, no!" yelled Bernard and he hid his lips away.

0:29:22 > 0:29:26After their visits, Mama had to wash a mess of kisses off Bernard's face.

0:29:26 > 0:29:30"Maybe a hello and goodbye kiss is all you really need," said Mama.

0:29:30 > 0:29:35But Bernard said, "No more kisses," and he meant it.

0:29:35 > 0:29:38On his birthday when his kissy-kissy aunts arrived,

0:29:38 > 0:29:39Bernard was prepared.

0:29:39 > 0:29:43"Happy birthday!" they sang and they gave him his presents.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45Then they lined up for their

0:29:45 > 0:29:48"thank you very much for my lovely birthday present" kiss.

0:29:48 > 0:29:51Instead, Bernard thanked them politely

0:29:51 > 0:29:53then he quickly pulled down his visor.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58The aunts looked awfully disappointed,

0:29:58 > 0:30:00so Papa suggested a hug.

0:30:00 > 0:30:03Bernard thought for a while then opened his arms.

0:30:03 > 0:30:07"Oh, I love huggy-wuggles!" squealed Aunt Lulu.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09"Blessums, Bernie-wernie," whispered Aunt Lola.

0:30:09 > 0:30:13"Come on, give your auntie a kiss," purred Aunt Tallulah.

0:30:13 > 0:30:17"Squeezy-weezy snooky-wooky," said Aunt Lily.

0:30:17 > 0:30:21Before you could say "kissy-kissy," Aunt Tallulah swung open his visor

0:30:21 > 0:30:25and stuck a fat smudgy one right on his nose.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27That did it.

0:30:27 > 0:30:33"No more kisses!" wailed Bernard, bursting into tears.

0:30:33 > 0:30:37"When someone says no, they mean no," Aunt Lulu scolded Aunt Tallulah.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40"Children need to be respected," said Aunt Lola.

0:30:40 > 0:30:44"You're always breaking rules, Tallulah," said Aunt Lily.

0:30:44 > 0:30:46"I know, I'm sorry, Bernard.

0:30:46 > 0:30:49"May I have a little huggles?" said Aunt Tallulah.

0:30:49 > 0:30:55"No hugs!" wailed Bernard frowning, and he meant it.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57The aunts looked too sad for words.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00They loved him more than all the hugs,

0:31:00 > 0:31:03kisses and birthday wishes in the world.

0:31:03 > 0:31:05"I love you more than words can say,"

0:31:05 > 0:31:08said Aunt Tallulah, blowing Bernard a kiss.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10"No kisses!" yelled Bernard, ducking out of the way.

0:31:12 > 0:31:16"How about a paper kiss, then?" asked Aunt Tallulah.

0:31:16 > 0:31:20"What's a paper kiss?" asked Bernard.

0:31:20 > 0:31:24"Give me a piece of paper and I'll show you," said Aunt Tallulah.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27Bernard gave Aunt Tallulah a page from his rainbow pad.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30He watched Aunt Tallulah take out her lipstick

0:31:30 > 0:31:33and draw six red kisses on the pink paper.

0:31:33 > 0:31:38Then, using Bernard's scissors, she cut hearts around the kisses.

0:31:38 > 0:31:40"There," said Aunt Tallulah.

0:31:40 > 0:31:44"With all my love and a kiss for each of your birthdays."

0:31:44 > 0:31:48Bernard loved his paper kisses.

0:31:48 > 0:31:52Now everyone wanted to cut out frilly paper hearts

0:31:52 > 0:31:54and draw kisses for the birthday boy.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57Bernard shared his rainbow paper, felt-tip pens, glitter glues

0:31:57 > 0:31:59and his fancy scissors.

0:31:59 > 0:32:03At the end of the party, there were more than enough paper hearts

0:32:03 > 0:32:09and kisses for everyone, but by the time the aunts left

0:32:09 > 0:32:13Bernard was covered from head to toe in bits of rainbow pad,

0:32:13 > 0:32:19glitter glue and felt-tip markers, so Mama gave him a bath.

0:32:19 > 0:32:23When he was squeaky clean and ready for bed, she said,

0:32:23 > 0:32:26"Now, how about a special kiss for your Mama?"

0:32:26 > 0:32:31Bernard thought for a while and then he gave his Mama and Papa

0:32:31 > 0:32:35a nice and simple, peck on the dimple,

0:32:35 > 0:32:38good night sleep tight Bernard kiss.

0:32:38 > 0:32:42That story was called No More Kisses for Bernard.

0:32:42 > 0:32:45Can I give you a nice, simple, peck on the dimple good night kiss please?

0:32:45 > 0:32:48Yeah? Oh, good.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51I'll see you soon for another bedtime story. Night-night.

0:32:51 > 0:32:54So you see, Big Teddy, sometimes people don't like hugs

0:32:54 > 0:32:57and maybe Little Ted will like hugs again one day...

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