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0:50:07 > 0:50:13Hello. My name's Ashley. Teddy has been showing me his roly-poly.
0:50:13 > 0:50:15And in just a few minutes, it's time for him
0:50:15 > 0:50:17to roly-poly all the way to bed.
0:50:17 > 0:50:23But first, we've got time for a bedtime story. Are you ready?
0:50:23 > 0:50:28It's called Max And The Won't Go To Bed Show,
0:50:28 > 0:50:31and it's by Mark Sperring and Sarah Warburton.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, roll up, roll up,
0:50:37 > 0:50:40roll up for the greatest show on Earth.
0:50:40 > 0:50:45Tonight, for your entertainment and delight, we proudly present
0:50:45 > 0:50:49from all the way behind the curtain the world's youngest magician.
0:50:49 > 0:50:56Please put your hands together for Max the Magnificent! Hooray!
0:50:56 > 0:50:58Drum roll, please.
0:50:58 > 0:51:00DRUM ROLL
0:51:01 > 0:51:03FANFARE
0:51:03 > 0:51:07Tonight, we will see his world-famous and death-defying
0:51:07 > 0:51:10"putting off bedtime for as long as possible" show.
0:51:11 > 0:51:13For his first trick,
0:51:13 > 0:51:18Max the Magnificent will make one cup of milk and one whole cookie
0:51:18 > 0:51:21disappear before our very eyes..
0:51:23 > 0:51:27..very slowly.
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Abracadabra!
0:51:34 > 0:51:41Now, we must ask the audience to remain calm, for his second trick.
0:51:41 > 0:51:46Max will tame the most savage of beasts.
0:51:46 > 0:51:49The savage beast's name is Brian.
0:51:49 > 0:51:52Brian likes walks in the park, tickles behind the ears
0:51:52 > 0:51:56and carrying around old slippers in his mouth.
0:51:56 > 0:51:59Sit, savage beast! Sit!
0:52:00 > 0:52:03That's not sit. Pfft!
0:52:03 > 0:52:07Fetch, savage beast! Fetch!
0:52:07 > 0:52:10Eurgh! Yuck! Pffr!
0:52:10 > 0:52:15That's not fetch! It's a big schlurpy good-night kiss!
0:52:15 > 0:52:19And that can only mean one thing.
0:52:19 > 0:52:20Bedtime.
0:52:20 > 0:52:25Max the Magnificent is led up the stairs of doom.
0:52:25 > 0:52:28Surely it can't be bedtime yet!
0:52:28 > 0:52:30Max isn't even SLIGHTLY tired.
0:52:32 > 0:52:37Time for another trick. The great disappearing boy trick.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39Max?
0:52:40 > 0:52:46Where are you? Is he behind the chair, ladies and gentlemen?
0:52:46 > 0:52:48No.
0:52:48 > 0:52:51Is he inside the wardrobe, boys and girls?
0:52:51 > 0:52:53No.
0:52:53 > 0:52:58Has he...vanished in a puff of smoke? Ka-boom!
0:52:58 > 0:53:03No! Here he is, in the bathroom, cleaning his teeth.
0:53:03 > 0:53:08What a glittering extravaganza! What a dazzling spectacle.
0:53:08 > 0:53:12This certainly deserves a big round of applause!
0:53:13 > 0:53:18And now, be prepared to be shocked and amazed.
0:53:18 > 0:53:24You are about to witness the seldom-seen floating pyjama trick.
0:53:24 > 0:53:28Max will cause his pyjamas to lift off the chair,
0:53:28 > 0:53:31float across the room and -
0:53:31 > 0:53:34perhaps the most difficult part of all -
0:53:34 > 0:53:36attempt to put them on!
0:53:36 > 0:53:38SHE GASPS
0:53:38 > 0:53:43Audience, be warned. This trick can take up to half an hour to perform.
0:53:44 > 0:53:47Though, luckily, not tonight.
0:53:47 > 0:53:51Ta-da! The show isn't over yet.
0:53:51 > 0:53:54There are still more thrills to be had.
0:53:54 > 0:54:00Max the Magnificent throws a rabbit from under the bed. Bravo!
0:54:00 > 0:54:04And a bear from out of the wardrobe. Hurrah!
0:54:05 > 0:54:09And his favourite stripy raccoon from out of the toy box. Encore!
0:54:11 > 0:54:15Next, as Max the Magnificent crawls into bed,
0:54:15 > 0:54:18he will attempt the impossible.
0:54:18 > 0:54:22Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
0:54:22 > 0:54:27we strongly advise you - never try this at home.
0:54:27 > 0:54:29Max asks for...
0:54:31 > 0:54:35..ten - yes, ten - bedtime stories!
0:54:35 > 0:54:38SHE SIGHS
0:54:38 > 0:54:41His mum says she'll read two.
0:54:41 > 0:54:45And now, we must dim the lights and ask for hush.
0:54:47 > 0:54:52Let's tiptoe out and leave our little magician in peace.
0:54:52 > 0:54:57Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Good night, boys and girls.
0:54:57 > 0:55:02Max the Magnificent needs his sleep now.
0:55:02 > 0:55:06After all, who knows what tricks he'll pull tomorrow?
0:55:09 > 0:55:14Well, that story was called Max And The Won't Go To Bed Show.
0:55:14 > 0:55:18Wa-hoo! What a show Max put on!
0:55:18 > 0:55:23I hope you'll go to bed much more quickly and quietly than he did!
0:55:23 > 0:55:25Off you go now.
0:55:25 > 0:55:28Get all tucked up and dream happy dreams,
0:55:28 > 0:55:33and I'll see you again soon for another bedtime story. Night-night.
0:55:33 > 0:55:36Night-night!
0:55:36 > 0:55:39Come on, Ted. Let's get cosy.