0:00:03 > 0:00:06CBeebies Bedtime Story.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09Hello, I'm Rosamund.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13Have you ever been told that somebody may be a bad influence?
0:00:14 > 0:00:21Well, this story is about some animals who are ALL a bad influence.
0:00:21 > 0:00:26Tonight's bedtime story is called Never Ask A Dinosaur To Dinner,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29by Gareth Edwards and Guy Parker-Rees.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Never ask a dinosaur to dinner.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Really,
0:00:34 > 0:00:37NEVER ask a dinosaur to dinner,
0:00:37 > 0:00:40because a T Rex is ferocious
0:00:40 > 0:00:43and his manners are atrocious... BURP!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45..and you'll find that, if he's able,
0:00:45 > 0:00:49he will EAT the kitchen table.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53He'll grow fatter, while the rest of you grow thinner...
0:00:53 > 0:00:58so NEVER ask a dinosaur to dinner.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Please don't share your toothbrush with a shark.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Really,
0:01:04 > 0:01:07PLEASE don't share your toothbrush with a shark.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12They've got so many rows of teeth, on the top AND underneath,
0:01:12 > 0:01:17and any self-respecting shark'll want each little tooth to sparkle.
0:01:17 > 0:01:22If you rush him, he may make a rude remark...
0:01:22 > 0:01:26so PLEASE don't share your toothbrush with a shark.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Never let a beaver in the basin.
0:01:29 > 0:01:34Really, NEVER let a beaver in the basin.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37He'll block it up with sticks and mud...
0:01:38 > 0:01:40and turn the taps on till they flood,
0:01:40 > 0:01:44and build a great, BIG beaver dam,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47and fill the whole thing up with salmon,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and it won't be very nice to wash your face in...
0:01:50 > 0:01:53so NEVER let a beaver in the basin.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Please don't use a tiger as a towel.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Really,
0:01:59 > 0:02:01PLEASE don't use a tiger as a towel
0:02:01 > 0:02:06because in case you have forgotten, tigers are NOT made of cotton
0:02:06 > 0:02:09and although they are furred quite thickly,
0:02:09 > 0:02:12they can get cross VERY quickly
0:02:12 > 0:02:15and you'll find they have a rather scary growl...
0:02:15 > 0:02:16GROWLING
0:02:16 > 0:02:20..so please don't use a tiger as a towel.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Never choose a bison for a blanket.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Really,
0:02:25 > 0:02:28NEVER choose a bison for a blanket
0:02:28 > 0:02:31because although it's warm and woolly
0:02:31 > 0:02:34you'll find it is a bully
0:02:34 > 0:02:36and its hooves will be too clumpy,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38and its horns will make you grumpy,
0:02:38 > 0:02:42and by morning time you will not want to thank it...
0:02:42 > 0:02:45so never choose a bison for a blanket.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Please don't let a barn owl in your bed.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Really, PLEASE don't let a barn owl in your bed.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Because the first thing that you'll learn'll be
0:02:56 > 0:02:58a barn owl is nocturnal.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02She will hunt for voles and hoot all night
0:03:02 > 0:03:06and leave your bed a DREADFUL sight. OWL HOOTS
0:03:06 > 0:03:09You'll wish that owl was in a barn instead...
0:03:09 > 0:03:12so PLEASE don't let a barn owl in your bed.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Now, here's how you can have a lovely sleep.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Really,
0:03:18 > 0:03:21HERE'S how you can have a lovely sleep.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Say NO to beaver, shark and owl.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Avoid the tiger and his growl.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Steer clear of every dinosaur.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Leave bison at the bedroom door.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36These animals won't help you rest.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39At bedtime,
0:03:39 > 0:03:40here's what's best.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Stick to ONE teddy.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46And...
0:03:46 > 0:03:49a flock of sheep. BAAA!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52And that's how you can have a lovely sleep.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54BAAA!
0:03:54 > 0:03:58THAT was Never Ask A Dinosaur To Dinner.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Now I thought that dinosaur looked like he might be quite fun.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Now it's time for you to snuggle up with your favourite teddy
0:04:07 > 0:04:10and float off to the land of dreams.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Night, night.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14SNORING
0:04:15 > 0:04:17WHIZ!