0:00:03 > 0:00:05CBeebies Bedtime Story.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11Hiya. I'm James. It's time for a Bedtime Story.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13I hope you're sitting comfortably.
0:00:13 > 0:00:18Tonight's story is called The Dinosaur That Pooped A Planet,
0:00:18 > 0:00:23by Tom Fletcher, Dougie Poynter and Garry Parsons.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Danny and Dinosaur liked to have fun.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30Some days they had lots, some days they had none.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34One day, they were bored. They had no games to play.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Danny said, "Dinosaur, what shall we do today?"
0:00:37 > 0:00:41"We could mow the lawn, we could tidy the place,
0:00:41 > 0:00:46"we could do our chores, or we could go to space."
0:00:47 > 0:00:51"You mustn't forget to have lunch", said their mummy.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54"You cannot have fun without food in your tummy."
0:00:54 > 0:00:57So, they packed a packed lunch for the Science Museum,
0:00:57 > 0:01:01where rockets were kept, if you wanted to see them.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04There were hundreds of rockets and spaceship surprises.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Tall ones, small ones of all shapes and sizes.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10And one that was ready to launch,
0:01:10 > 0:01:15with a door big enough for a boy and his pet dinosaur.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18They ignored all the warnings. They couldn't care less.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22They pressed all the things they shouldn't have pressed.
0:01:22 > 0:01:29"T minus five, four, three, two, one. Ignition. Phwooo!"
0:01:29 > 0:01:33They started their intergalactic space mission.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36They flew higher than houses and buildings and cranes,
0:01:36 > 0:01:42much higher than birds, even higher than planes. "We're in space!",
0:01:42 > 0:01:45yelled Danny as they floated around.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49But the dinosaur's tum made a rumbling sound.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50RUMBLING
0:01:50 > 0:01:54"Is it time to have lunch?" Danny looked at his watch,
0:01:54 > 0:01:57then looked all around for the dino's lunchbox.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Danny started to worry, then he started to panic.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04They'd left their packed lunches back home on their planet!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08So, with no food on board, not the smallest of crumbs,
0:02:08 > 0:02:12a disastrous dinosaur feast had begun.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15It gobbled up gadgets and gizmos galore.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Nothing was safe from the space dinosaur.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Robots and ray guns and blinking red blinkers,
0:02:22 > 0:02:25eating things thought up by NASA's great thinkers.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29The hyperdrive gamma reactor machine was swallowed along
0:02:29 > 0:02:31with a space tractor beam.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34It chewed and it chomped on the spaceship controls.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37The rocket was dotted with dino tooth holes!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Inside, it was bare.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43The spaceship was empty. Outside, there were more things to eat.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48There was plenty. It broke down the door with a cool ninja chop.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Out in space, dinosaurs are much harder to stop.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54It chomped on the moon like a big chunk of cheese,
0:02:54 > 0:02:58then shoved even more in its mouth with a squeeze.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01It munched on the Martians from Mars and their cats.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Their cats our like ours but their cats wear cool hats.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Satellites, Saturns and six supernovas,
0:03:09 > 0:03:12shape-shifting saucers and seven space rovers.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15It guzzled five gallons of fuel from the tank,
0:03:15 > 0:03:19and Danny's jaw dropped as he watched what it drank.
0:03:19 > 0:03:24With a crunch and crack and a "nyum, nyum, nyum, nyum",
0:03:24 > 0:03:29in one dino gulp, their rocket was gone.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Now nothing was left.
0:03:30 > 0:03:36All Danny could see was a fat dinosaur where the rocket should be.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39And so, they were stranded, with no way back home.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Just Danny and Dino in space all alone.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Now Danny was crying. He cried and he cried.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51He cried and his tears filled his spacesuit inside.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Unless they were going to stay there for ever
0:03:54 > 0:03:57the dinosaur needed to do something clever.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01With a feeling of guilt deep down in his gut,
0:04:01 > 0:04:05its brain brewed up a plan involving his butt.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09It knew there was only one thing it could do.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12To get them back home, it needed to...poo.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Like a poop-powered rocket, the dinosaur flew.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Dan hopped onto its back and watched as it pooped.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22It pooped out the robots and ray guns and blinkers.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25The things NASA's thinkers thought up were now stinkers.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28It pooped out the moon, it pooped out the stars,
0:04:28 > 0:04:32it pooped out the space rovers and Martians from Mars.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33When Danny looked back,
0:04:33 > 0:04:38he could see a poop trail from far out in space to the dinosaur's tail.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41They headed for Earth and started to orbit.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44It pooped on the clouds but they just absorbed it.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48They flew past the buildings and streets of their town,
0:04:48 > 0:04:52leaving the houses all smelly and brown, and finally landed back down
0:04:52 > 0:04:56on the ground. "Hooray!", Danny cried, "We're home safe and sound!"
0:04:58 > 0:05:01They looked at the sky, and the things that were pooped
0:05:01 > 0:05:04had formed a poop planet right next to the moon.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07And so, Danny promised to listen to Mummy,
0:05:07 > 0:05:10because fun is not fun without food in your tummy.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15And just when you thought all the pooping was done,
0:05:15 > 0:05:20a Mars cat plopped out of the dinosaur's bum.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22DANNY GASPS AND CAT MEOWS
0:05:22 > 0:05:26That story was called The Dinosaur That Pooped A Planet.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30And that's why you should never take your greedy dinosaur with you
0:05:30 > 0:05:34when you go to outer space. Luckily for Danny, poo saved the day.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Now it's time for you to strap in to your rocket and zoom off to bed.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Sleep tight.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41SNORING