0:00:05 > 0:00:09Hello, I'm Clare. Do you know what sound these horses make?
0:00:09 > 0:00:14They whinny. Do you know what sound ducks make?
0:00:14 > 0:00:16That's right, ducks go quack.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Well, most ducks do.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22But the duck in tonight's bedtime story doesn't just go quack,
0:00:22 > 0:00:25he goes giggle, giggle, quack.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Let me tell you why.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Farmer Brown was going on holiday.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33He left his brother, Bob, in charge of the animals.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35"I wrote everything down,
0:00:35 > 0:00:39"follow my instructions and everything will be fine.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42"But keep and eye on Duck. He's trouble."
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Farmer Brown thought he heard giggles as he drove away,
0:00:46 > 0:00:48but he couldn't be sure.
0:00:48 > 0:00:53Bob gave duck a good, long stare and went inside.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54He read the first note.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58"Tuesday night is pizza night, not the frozen kind!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01"The hens prefer anchovies."
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Giggle, giggle, cluck!
0:01:03 > 0:01:0729 minutes later, there was hot pizza in the barn.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Bob checked on the animals before he went to bed,
0:01:10 > 0:01:12everything was just fine.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15"Wednesday is bath day for the pigs.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17"Wash them with my bubble bath,
0:01:17 > 0:01:20"and dry them with the good towels.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23"Remember, they have very sensitive skin."
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Giggle, giggle, oink!
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Bob had all the pigs washed in no time.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Farmer Brown phoned home on Wednesday night to check in.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36"Did you feed the animals as I wrote in the note?" He asked.
0:01:36 > 0:01:41"Done," replied Bob, counting seven empty pizza boxes.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43"Did you see my note about the pigs?"
0:01:43 > 0:01:46"All taken care of," said Bob, proudly.
0:01:46 > 0:01:51"Are you keeping a very close eye on Duck?" He asked.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Bob gave Duck a good, long stare.
0:01:54 > 0:01:59Duck was too busy sharpening his pencil to notice.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03"Just keep him in the house," ordered Farmer Brown.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05"He's a bad influence on the cows."
0:02:05 > 0:02:10Giggle, giggle, moo! Giggle, oink! Giggle, quack!
0:02:10 > 0:02:14"Thursday night is movie night. It's the cows' turn to pick."
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Giggle, giggle, moo.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Bob was in the kitchen, popping corn.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Just as the animals settled in to watch The Sound Of MOO-sic,
0:02:24 > 0:02:28the phone rang. The only thing Farmer Brown heard was -
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Giggle, giggle, Quack! Giggle, moo!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Giggle, oink!
0:02:33 > 0:02:38Uh-oh. "Duck!" Screamed Farmer Brown,
0:02:38 > 0:02:39"It's for you, Bob."
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Did you like that story? It's called Giggle Giggle Quack.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Would you like to hear it again? All right.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Now, how did it start? Ah, yes.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Farmer Brown was going on holiday.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55He left his brother, Bob, in charge of the animals.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57"I wrote everything down,
0:02:57 > 0:03:01"follow my instructions and everything will be fine.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04"But keep an eye on duck. He's trouble."
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Farmer Brown thought he heard giggles as he drove away,
0:03:08 > 0:03:10but he couldn't be sure.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Bob gave Duck a good, long stare,
0:03:13 > 0:03:14and went inside.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17He read the first note.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20"Tuesday night is pizza night. Not the frozen kind!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23"The hens prefer anchovies."
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Giggle, giggle, cluck!
0:03:25 > 0:03:2929 minutes later, there was hot pizza in the barn.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Bob checked on the animals before he went to bed,
0:03:32 > 0:03:34everything was just fine.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36"Wednesday is bath day for the pigs.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39"Wash them with my bubble bath,
0:03:39 > 0:03:41"and dry them with the good towels.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45"Remember, they have very sensitive skin.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Giggle, giggle, oink!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Bob had all the pigs washed in no time.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Farmer Brown phoned on Wednesday night to check in.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58"Did you feed the animals as I wrote in the note?" He asked.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02"Done," replied Bob, counting seven empty pizza boxes.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05"Did you see my note about the pigs?"
0:04:05 > 0:04:08"All taken care of," said Bob, proudly.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13"Are you keeping a very close eye on Duck?" He asked.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Bob gave Duck a good, long stare.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21Duck was too busy sharpening his pencil to notice.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25"Just keep him in the house," ordered Farmer Brown.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27"He's a bad influence on the cows."
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Giggle, giggle, moo! Giggle, oink! Giggle, quack!
0:04:31 > 0:04:36"Thursday night is movie night. It's the cows turn to pick."
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Giggle, giggle, moo.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Bob was in the kitchen, popping corn.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Just as the animals settled in to watch The Sound Of MOO-sic,
0:04:45 > 0:04:50the phone rang. The only thing Farmer Brown heard was -
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Giggle, giggle, quack! Giggle, moo!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Giggle, oink!
0:04:55 > 0:05:00Uh-oh. "Duck!" Screamed Farmer Brown.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01"It's for you, Bob."
0:05:01 > 0:05:05And that story was called Giggle Giggle Quack.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Poor Bob. Imagine giving pizza to the hens,
0:05:08 > 0:05:10and washing the pigs with bubble bath.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Hold on a minute, there's a note here.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16It says,
0:05:16 > 0:05:22"We horses like to eat cake after a bedtime story."
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Hmm. I wonder who wrote that?
0:05:25 > 0:05:29I'll see you soon for another story. Night-night.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33It's no use looking at me like that, Fluff, I haven't got any cake.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk