Tom Hardy - There's a Bear on My Chair

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0:00:07 > 0:00:09Hello, I'm Tom.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13Are you all sitting comfortably, ready for tonight's bedtime story?

0:00:13 > 0:00:14Well, that's good.

0:00:14 > 0:00:18Because there's a little mouse in tonight's bedtime story who isn't.

0:00:18 > 0:00:22The story is called There Is A Bear On My Chair,

0:00:22 > 0:00:26and it's written and illustrated by Ross Collins.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30There is a bear on my chair.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34He is so big, it's hard to share.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37There isn't any room to spare.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40We do not make a happy pair,

0:00:40 > 0:00:44a mouse and a bear with just one chair.

0:00:44 > 0:00:50When I give him a nasty glare, he seems completely unaware.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53I don't know what he's doing there, that bear,

0:00:53 > 0:00:55who is sitting on my chair.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57- BEAR:- Oooh!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59I must admit, he has some flair.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02He has fine taste in leisure wear,

0:01:02 > 0:01:08I'm fond of how he does his hair, but still I wish he was not there.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11BEAR SNORES I will try to tempt him with a pear,

0:01:11 > 0:01:15to lure him from my favourite chair, but he just leaves it sitting there.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Why won't he go back to his lair?

0:01:18 > 0:01:25Perhaps if I give him a scare, I will jump out in my underwear.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27MOUSE SCREAMS

0:01:27 > 0:01:31But no, of course he doesn't care,

0:01:31 > 0:01:34that stinky bear, sat on my chair.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37I understand that bears are rare,

0:01:37 > 0:01:41I know they need the utmost care, I know all of that, I am aware,

0:01:41 > 0:01:44but still I cannot stand this bear. MOUSE SCREAMS

0:01:44 > 0:01:48That it, I'm done, I do declare this bear has led me to despair.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49It's not fair.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53It is not fair and I'm going now, I don't know where.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57BEAR HUMS A TUNE

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Hey! SOFT SNORING

0:02:03 > 0:02:06There's a mouse in my house.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09What a cheeky little mouse.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Well, I think that there's enough room

0:02:12 > 0:02:17for our mouse and bear to sit together here.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Because it's good for a mouse and a bear to share.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23I'll see you soon for another bedtime story.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Till then, night-night.