Sam and Mark - Oi Dog!

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0:00:01 > 0:00:02It's written by Kes and Claire Gray, and Jim Field drew the pictures.

0:00:09 > 0:00:12Hello, my name's Sam. And I'm Mark.

0:00:12 > 0:00:16And we are going to read you a story. A story about a frog. Ribbit!

0:00:16 > 0:00:20It's also about a dog. Woof! And a cat. Meow!

0:00:20 > 0:00:26It's written by Kes and Claire Gray, and Jim Field drew the pictures.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30"Oi! Dog! Get off the frog!" said the frog.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33"But I like sitting on frogs," said the dog.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35"Frogs are all squishy and squashy.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38"And when you sit on them, they go, PLEH!"

0:00:39 > 0:00:42"You know the rules," said the cat.

0:00:42 > 0:00:47"Cats sit on mats, frogs sit on logs, and dogs sit on frogs."

0:00:47 > 0:00:50"Well, I'm changing the rules!" said the frog.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54"From now on, dogs sit on logs, not frogs."

0:00:54 > 0:00:57"Really?" said the dog. "Really!" said the frog.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01"Dogs sit on logs, and cats sit on gnats." Ouch!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06"What will bears sit on?" asked the dog.

0:01:06 > 0:01:11"Bears will sit on stairs," said the frog. "What will slugs sit on?"

0:01:11 > 0:01:15asked the dog. "Slugs will sit on plugs," said the frog.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17"Slugs will sit on plugs, flies will sit on pies,

0:01:17 > 0:01:22"crickets will sit on tickets, and moths will sit on cloths."

0:01:22 > 0:01:25"What will leopards sit on?" asked the dog.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28"Leopards will sit on shepherds," said the frog.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32"Leopards will sit on shepherds and cheetahs will sit on fajitas."

0:01:32 > 0:01:35"You're really getting the hang of this," said the dog.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38"I know!" said the frog. "And that's not all.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41"Gnus will sit on canoes, pigs will sit on wigs,

0:01:41 > 0:01:44"and boars will sit on oars."

0:01:44 > 0:01:47"What will whales sit on?" asked the dog.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51"Whales will sit on nails," said the frog.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54"I'm not sure the whales will like that," said the dog.

0:01:54 > 0:01:59"They don't have to like it!" said the frog. "They just have to do it."

0:01:59 > 0:02:02"What will dragons sit on?" said the dog.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05"Dragons will sit on wagons," said the frog.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09"Dragons will sit on wagons, kittens will sit on mittens,

0:02:09 > 0:02:13"mice will sit on ice, and puppies will sit on...guppies."

0:02:13 > 0:02:18"What will crabs sit on?" "Crabs will sit on kebabs," said the frog.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21"Crabs will sit on kebabs, poodles will sit on noodles,

0:02:21 > 0:02:25"hornets will sit on cornets, skunks will sit on trunks..."

0:02:25 > 0:02:26ELEPHANT TRUMPETS

0:02:26 > 0:02:29"..and elephants will sit on smelly pants."

0:02:29 > 0:02:33"Elephants aren't going to sit on smelly pants," gasped the dog.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36"They are now," smiled the frog.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38"Hold on!" said the cat.

0:02:38 > 0:02:44"If dogs sit on logs, cats sit on gnats, bears sit on stairs,

0:02:44 > 0:02:48"slugs sit on plugs, flies sit on pies, crickets sit on

0:02:48 > 0:02:49"tickets,

0:02:49 > 0:02:52"moths sit on cloths, leopards sit on shepherds,

0:02:52 > 0:02:57"cheetahs sit on fajitas, gnus sit on canoes, pigs sit on wigs,

0:02:57 > 0:03:02"boars sit on oars, whales sit on nails, dragons sit on wagons,

0:03:02 > 0:03:05"mice sit on ice, kittens sit on mittens,

0:03:05 > 0:03:09"puppies sit on guppies, crabs sit on kebabs,

0:03:09 > 0:03:12"poodles sit on noodles, hornets sit on cornets,

0:03:12 > 0:03:17"skunks sit on trunks, and elephants sit on smelly pants..."

0:03:17 > 0:03:21"What are frogs going to sit on?" asked the dog.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23"Sun loungers," said the frog.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Sun loungers? That doesn't even rhyme.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Yeah, but that's what makes it funny. Ahh.

0:03:29 > 0:03:34OK. What do you think Marks sit on? Er, I think Marks sit on sharks. Ah.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37I think Sams sit on hams. Good one, good one.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40We'll be back with another bedtime story very soon.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42But until then, night-night. Sleep tight.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52# The time has come