0:00:04 > 0:00:06Hello, I'm Chris.
0:00:06 > 0:00:10Have you ever seen a pantomime?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12A pantomime is a story,
0:00:12 > 0:00:15just like the ones in your story book.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18They have lots of songs and colourful costumes
0:00:18 > 0:00:20and they're funny too!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Sometimes, girls dress up as boys,
0:00:22 > 0:00:25and boys dress up as girls.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27How silly!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30The most important thing about a pantomime
0:00:30 > 0:00:32is you get to join in.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Cheers the goodies and boo the baddies.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39If someone says, "Oh, yes, it is!",
0:00:39 > 0:00:43you shout back, "Oh, no, it's not!"
0:00:43 > 0:00:46If someone can't see a person standing behind them,
0:00:46 > 0:00:49shout, "They're behind you!"
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Oh, I can't wait!
0:00:51 > 0:00:55So, let's get on with this year's CBeebies Pantomime.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Ohh. What about Aladdin?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Or Cinderella?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Or Jack and the Beanstalk?
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Oh, here's a great story.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13And it happened once upon a time and long, long ago...
0:01:13 > 0:01:15BANG
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Hello, everybody!
0:01:17 > 0:01:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Hello! I'm Katie the Fairy
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Fairies are kind and fun
0:01:27 > 0:01:29When I'm not in the kitchen cooking with you
0:01:29 > 0:01:33I take care of everyone!
0:01:33 > 0:01:34ORGAN PLAYS
0:01:34 > 0:01:37EVERYONE BOOS
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Ah, boo to you too!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42You silly fairy, just flap your wings and go
0:01:42 > 0:01:46I've come to cause trouble and spoil this panto show!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49EVERYONE BOOS
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Oh, no! It's Jingle Jangle,
0:01:52 > 0:01:55the naughty jester!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Cheeky, cheeky boy, don't be such a pest
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Be more like Jack and Jill They really are the best.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Jack and Jill? Eurgh! They make me ill
0:02:05 > 0:02:07They drive me round the bend.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Well, if you were good like them, maybe they'd be your friend.
0:02:11 > 0:02:16My friend? Pah! They never want to play with me!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20A-boo-hoo-hoo!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22FOGHORN
0:02:22 > 0:02:23HE SOBS
0:02:23 > 0:02:27So I'm going to play a trick on them and flush them down the loo!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Oh, no, you're not!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oh, yes, I am!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- BOYS AND GIRLS:- Oh, no, you're not!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37HE BLOWS RASPBERRY AND LAUGHS
0:02:37 > 0:02:40DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:02:40 > 0:02:42It seems I have my work cut out
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I may have to cast a spell
0:02:45 > 0:02:47To stop naughty Jingle Jangle
0:02:47 > 0:02:49So everything goes well!
0:02:49 > 0:02:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- CHRIS: - Meanwhile, in the Village Square...
0:02:59 > 0:03:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Oh, thank you! Thank you!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Hello, everyone!
0:03:07 > 0:03:08ALL: Hello!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Ohh! Coo-eee!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13ALL: Coo-eee!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Oh, lovely to see you all. I am Queen Fruitti!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Would all of you like to be my friends?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23ALL: Yes!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Wonderful. Listen, when I shout out, "Tutti frutti",
0:03:27 > 0:03:30you have to shout out as loud as you can
0:03:30 > 0:03:32"Let's get fruity!"
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Let's give a try, shall we? One, two, three... Tutti Frutti!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39ALL: Let's get fruity!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Oh, you were wonderful!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Coo-eee! Ah.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46MUSIC
0:03:46 > 0:03:48# Whenever I am feeling down
0:03:48 > 0:03:50# There's one thing I can do
0:03:50 > 0:03:52# I pop down to the grocers
0:03:52 > 0:03:55# And call out "Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
0:03:55 > 0:03:57# He cheers me up with heaps of apples
0:03:57 > 0:03:59# Cherries and a mandarin
0:03:59 > 0:04:02# I open up my shopping bag
0:04:02 > 0:04:04# And I pop the whole lot in
0:04:04 > 0:04:06# Come on, come on, get fruity
0:04:06 > 0:04:08# Fruity's good for you
0:04:08 > 0:04:11# It's everybody's duty
0:04:11 > 0:04:13# To get fruity, that is true
0:04:13 > 0:04:17# Apples, cherries, grapes, sultanas Oranges and lemons
0:04:17 > 0:04:18# Go bananas
0:04:18 > 0:04:22# I'm the tuttiest fruitiest dame I know
0:04:22 > 0:04:23# 'Ave a banana
0:04:23 > 0:04:26# I'm the tuttiest fruitiest dame I know. #
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Clap your hands, everyone!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30# Come on, come on, get fruity
0:04:30 > 0:04:32# Fruity's good for you
0:04:32 > 0:04:35# It's everybody's duty
0:04:35 > 0:04:37# To get fruity, that is true
0:04:37 > 0:04:41# Apples, cherries, grapes, sultanas, oranges and lemons
0:04:41 > 0:04:42# Go bananas!
0:04:42 > 0:04:46# I'm the tuttiest, fruitiest dame I know. #
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Take it, girls!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- # He's the tuttiest - # Yes
0:04:49 > 0:04:50- # Fruitiest - # I am
0:04:50 > 0:04:51# Dame
0:04:51 > 0:04:55# I know
0:04:55 > 0:04:57# Tutti frutti! #
0:04:57 > 0:05:00CHEERING
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Oh. Tutti frutti!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05ALL: Let's get fruity!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Talking of fruit, who wants some?
0:05:08 > 0:05:09- GIRLS:- Me! Me!
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Give me some space, otherwise you'll crush my pomegranates!
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Ooh! I say, anyone for... Oh, dear, I've dropped an apple.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- I'll pick it up. - BREAKS WIND
0:05:19 > 0:05:24Ooh! Must have been syrup of figs! Ahem!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Anyone for bananas?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28ALL: Me!
0:05:28 > 0:05:32You're all bananas, that's for sure. I've got lots of bananas here.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Oh, no!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36I don't believe it!
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Somebody has stolen the Royal bananas!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Quick! Let's call for the King! King Willy!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50ROYAL MUSIC
0:05:50 > 0:05:53What's going on, my cuddly little passion fruit?
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Oh, really!
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Somebody has stolen all of the Royal bananas.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Tickle me with a feather and call me Tinky Winky!
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Maybe later!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Listen up, I have a Royal proclamation.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Gather round and lend me your ears. What are you doing?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13ALL: Lending our ears!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Never mind! Whoever catches the person who stole the Royal bananas
0:06:17 > 0:06:20will get a fantastic treat!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23ALL: Yeah! Yeah!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Off you go and find me some Royal bananas.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30Good idea. Shall we, King? Ooh! Really! Tutti frutti!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32ALL: Let's get fruity!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- ALL: Boooooo! - Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Oh, these Royal bananas are so fruity and tasty,
0:06:41 > 0:06:44they really bring out the monkey in me.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Oh-oh-oh! Ah-ah-ah!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Oh-oh-oh-oh! Ah-ah-ah-ah!
0:06:48 > 0:06:53Ha! So it was you who stole the bananas!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Not that I'm surprised!
0:06:56 > 0:07:01I'm going to blame it on someone else and I will get the prize!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Ha ha ha ha! - ALL: Booooooooo!
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Boo, boo, boo.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08You naughty boy. Have you forgotten that I'm a fairy?
0:07:08 > 0:07:13I cast magic spells and I think you should be wary.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Ha! - BELLS CHIME
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- CHIMING DISTORTS - Oh, hang on!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19It's not worked! Ha ha!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Na-na-na-na-na!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I'm off! You can't catch me, fluffy fairy!
0:07:24 > 0:07:25I'm far too quick for you!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Bfffffff!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29ALL: Boooooo!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Oh!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I must recharge my wand I won't be very long
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I'll be back soon to sort this out And then I'll right this wrong
0:07:37 > 0:07:40CHEERING
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Let's see what's happening on the hillside.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Hello!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49I'm Jack.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50I'm Jill.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54BOTH: Our bucket is empty and needs a fill.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh, look, Jill, a well.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- Oh, I'm very well, thank you. How are you?- No!
0:08:00 > 0:08:04There's a wishing well full of water at the top of the hill.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Oh, so there is!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Well, well, well!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- No, there's only one well. - Oh.- Come on.
0:08:12 > 0:08:18BOTH: Jack and Jill went up the hill top fetch a pale of water.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Look, Jack. It really is a wishing well.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Hello?
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Hello!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Listen! There's an echo!
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Hell-o-oh-oh!- Hell-o-oh-oh!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34SHE LAUGHS
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Is anybody down there?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Yes!
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- Ding dong dell - there's someone in the well!- Jack! Look!
0:08:43 > 0:08:49It's our friend, Mister Maker! Oh! Hello!
0:08:49 > 0:08:54Jack, seeing as this really is a wishing well,
0:08:54 > 0:08:57why don't you make a wish?
0:08:57 > 0:09:04Well...well, I have always wanted a crown, like the King.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07I wish... Oh...
0:09:07 > 0:09:11I wish I had a crown, just like the King.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Very well. A crown!
0:09:14 > 0:09:19Oh, ha-ha! Yes! Let's make a crown just like this.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Look at that - it's fantastic.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26Ha-ha! To make this crown, we're going to need some things.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31We've got some fluffy pom-poms, some very sparkly pipe cleaners,
0:09:31 > 0:09:36gold card, some sticky tape and a glue stick.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Right, let's get making.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42First of all, we need to turn over our gold strip
0:09:42 > 0:09:46so it's upside down and the white side is facing up.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Then we're going to add some colourful loops,
0:09:50 > 0:09:52using our pipe cleaners.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Let's get a nice silver one, like this
0:09:55 > 0:09:57and we're going to loop it round.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02There we go. Into a loop and then twist the ends together like that
0:10:02 > 0:10:05to make a lovely loop.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Perfect. Ha-ha!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Right, stick it on with a bit of sticky tape,
0:10:10 > 0:10:13to the end of our card. There we go.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20If we turn over our card like that -
0:10:20 > 0:10:24there! Our crown is already taking shape.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28So, glue stick at the ready. Let's stick a pom-pom on.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29This one looks good!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31A bit of glue there.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36That's looking good.
0:10:39 > 0:10:44There! It's nearly finished. We need to pick it up like that.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Loop it round...
0:10:47 > 0:10:52..and then stick it in place with one last piece of sticky tape.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55There we go.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59We've got one lovely crown for Jack and one crown for me!
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Right, you can pull the bucket up now. Go on! Up you go!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06HE LAUGHS
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Thank you, Mister Maker.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Oh, Jack!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19AUDIENCE: Awww!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22SINISTER MUSIC
0:11:22 > 0:11:25AUDIENCE: Boo!
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Mmm! These Royal bananas are simply divine!
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Who would like one?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32AUDIENCE: Me!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Oh, look! It's silly Jack and stupid Jill.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40Oh! I'll leave this banana skin so they'll slip down the hill!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43AUDIENCE SHOUTS AND BOOS
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Shhh!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53HE LAUGHS
0:11:53 > 0:11:58- Come on Jack, let's go back down the hill.- Come on!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01THEY SCREAM AND SHOUT
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- Jill!- Jack!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Jack! Jack!
0:12:05 > 0:12:10Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Wo-ho!
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Oh, yes - whatever!
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch water in their pale.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23I'm going to make it look like they stole the bananas,
0:12:23 > 0:12:24then they will go to jail!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27HE LAUGHS AND THE AUDIENCE BOOS
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Be quiet or I'll melt your ice creams.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33THE AUDIENCE SHOUTS AND BOOS
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Not so fast, you naughty Jester!
0:12:40 > 0:12:43THE AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:12:43 > 0:12:48- You smelly old potato! - Oh, look, it's fairy bogey.
0:12:48 > 0:12:54I'll call the CBeebie-Doos Police and I'll save my magic for later.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Oh! The CBeebie-Doos Police!
0:12:57 > 0:13:03They'll not catch me. They're far too daft. As daft as daft can be!
0:13:03 > 0:13:07They're the silliest police in this world. Just watch and you will see.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11That's what you think! We'll see about that.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13SHE WHISTLES
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- I'm off! Bye! - HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Hello, again. I hope you're enjoying the pantomime.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23Oh, no! The next page of the story is missing.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27We have to find out what happens next!
0:13:27 > 0:13:31I know. Thank goodness for the iPlayer.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Pantomime...
0:13:33 > 0:13:38Oh, here it is! The whole CBeebies story of Jack and Jill.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43I can't wait to see what happens next! Isn't Jingle Jangle naughty?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45He took the Queen's bananas and
0:13:45 > 0:13:49now he's trying to make it look like Jack and Jill stole them.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Poor Jack and Jill!
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Let's hope the local policeman can help.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Hello, hello, hello!
0:13:59 > 0:14:01AUDIENCE: Hello, hello, hello!
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Now, you must be wondering who I am. That's a point. Who am I?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07AUDIENCE: PC Plum!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Oh, thank you! That's right, PC Plum.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13And I'm on a special assignment from Balamory.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16I've even got a new uniform. What do you think?
0:14:16 > 0:14:17AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:14:17 > 0:14:21I'm looking for PC Poi. If you see her, will you let me know?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Will you let me know? AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Thanks, everyone. AUDIENCE SHOUTS
0:14:28 > 0:14:30What's that? She's behind me? Over here?
0:14:30 > 0:14:35Oh, she's not there. But if you see her, will you let me know?
0:14:35 > 0:14:36AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Thanks, everyone. Right...
0:14:39 > 0:14:40AUDIENCE SHOUTS
0:14:40 > 0:14:44What is it? She's behind me again? Are you sure?
0:14:44 > 0:14:49Oh, she's not there. But if you see her, will you let me know?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52AUDIENCE: Yes! Thanks, everyone. Brilliant.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54AUDIENCE SHOUTS
0:14:54 > 0:15:00- Oh! Awww, PC Poi!- Sorry, PC Plum!
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- I wish you would grow up, stupid. - I did grow up stupid.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05SHE LAUGHS
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- What's that?- EEE-mail.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Oh, goodness me. Let me have a wee look.
0:15:15 > 0:15:20Oh! It's from the King! He wants us to solve a crime!
0:15:20 > 0:15:24Oh, dear. Someone has stolen Queen Frutti's bananas.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Right. In that case, we have to be brave.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Fearless! Stand tall!- Steady.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38Well... But most of all, we have to be brave.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Boo! SHE SCREAMS
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Oh, come on, PC Poi, stop messing about.
0:15:43 > 0:15:48Right, let's go that-a-way!
0:15:48 > 0:15:52BOTH: We're off, we're off, we're off to solve a crime.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Hey! Oh...
0:15:55 > 0:15:57HE BLOWS HIS WHISTLE
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Wait for me, PC Poi!
0:15:58 > 0:16:04Do you really think the police are going to solve this crime?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Hello, hello, hello! AUDIENCE: Hello, hello, hello!
0:16:13 > 0:16:18- Hello, hello, hello! - AUDIENCE: Hello, hello, hello!
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Oh! Oh! Look at this, PC Plum.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Oh! It's the Queen's missing bananas.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Oh! And look who's stolen them!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31BOTH: Jack and Jill!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33AUDIENCE: No!
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Jack and Jill went up the hill after stealing all these things.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40They'll go to prison and we'll get the treat
0:16:40 > 0:16:42as a present from the King!
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Quick! Quick! Put them under arrest.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49AUDIENCE SHOUTS
0:16:49 > 0:16:51What are you doing?
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Putting them under a vest!
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Not a vest, arrest! Put them under arrest.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- Sorry!- Come on, off you get. I'm disappointed in you two.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05We'll have to go and see the King and Queen now.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07SINISTER MUSIC
0:17:07 > 0:17:14Ho-ho! Jack and Jill will take the blame, my plan is going sweet.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17I'm must let the King know before the police,
0:17:17 > 0:17:19then I will get the treat. Ho-ho!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Oh, yes, I will!
0:17:21 > 0:17:24AUDIENCE: Oh, no, you won't!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Oh, be quiet, or I'll cancel Christmas.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31AUDIENCE SHOUTS AND HE LAUGHS
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Hello, boys and girls! I've recharged my wand and now I'm back.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Is everything going well for Jill and her good friend, Jack?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43AUDIENCE: No!
0:17:43 > 0:17:47No? Did Jack and Jill go up the hill to fetch a pale of water?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:17:49 > 0:17:54But now I have a felling that things didn't go as they ought to?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57In order for this story to end happily, as it should,
0:17:57 > 0:18:01I need to know - has Jingle Jangle been bad or good?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03AUDIENCE: Bad!
0:18:03 > 0:18:08Thank you for your help, boys and girls, I must leave without delay.
0:18:08 > 0:18:13Jack and Jill will be all right and Jingle Jangle put away!
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Jingle Jangle. He's very naughty.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Oh! Tutti Frutti!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23AUDIENCE: Let's get fruity!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Oh, it's not good, Kingy-Wingy.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30I can't be all fruity without any Royal bananas.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32DRAMATIC MUSIC AND AUDIENCE BOOS
0:18:32 > 0:18:38Greetings, your Majesticals. Jingle Jangle the jester, at your service.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42We haven't got time for jingly jangly jesting. Haven't you heard?
0:18:42 > 0:18:43We've been robbed!
0:18:43 > 0:18:49- Yes, I know, and I can reveal who stole the bananas.- You can? Who?
0:18:49 > 0:18:50AUDIENCE SHOUTS
0:18:50 > 0:18:53It was Jack and Jill.
0:18:53 > 0:19:01Oh, be quiet. Jack and Jill went up the hill with your stolen things.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Luckily, I saw them do it and gave the police a ring.
0:19:04 > 0:19:09You see? Caught red-handed, just like I said they would.
0:19:09 > 0:19:15It's because of me you've caught the thieves. Haven't I been good?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18AUDIENCE: No!
0:19:18 > 0:19:23Jack and Jill who went up the hill? Well, the story is complete.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26And I, the King, am a man of my word,
0:19:26 > 0:19:29and so I think you deserve the treat.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32AUDIENCE SHOUTS
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Your Majesty, your Majesty, you are mistaken.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39We caught these fiends, so we should get the treat!
0:19:39 > 0:19:43JACK: Hold on, hold on.
0:19:43 > 0:19:49No one should get the treat, because we didn't take the bananas. Did we?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- AUDIENCE: No! - Oh, yes you did! I saw you do it!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55AUDIENCE: Woo!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Boys and girls, what a to-do!
0:19:57 > 0:20:00You were right - Jingle Jangle's been bad.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04I'll have to work my magic to make everyone happy and glad.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07JILL: Wow! Who are you?
0:20:07 > 0:20:11I'm Katie the fairy and you've been treated unfairly.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13You can say that again.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17I'm Katie the fairy and you've been treated unfairly.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Will we be OK or are we in trouble?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23All you have to do is tell the truth.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25But we've been tricked!
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Jingle Jangle made it look like we stole the bananas.
0:20:29 > 0:20:34If you tell the truth, everything will be OK. Always tell the truth.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38ECHO: Always tell the truth.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Jack and Jill, I am surprised. You've always been so good.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Yes, I can't believe my fruity little ears.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49JACK: We didn't take the bananas, your Majesty.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52JILL: Someone else made it look like we did.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56KING: There's only one way to find out what really happened.
0:20:56 > 0:21:01QUEEN: Yes, you're right! Let's call for the Kerwhizzitor.
0:21:01 > 0:21:07- After three - one, two, three - ALL: Kerwhizzitor!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Have no fear, the Kerwhizzitor's here.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16I'll find out what's been going on by asking questions.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Jack and Jill, did you climb up the hill?- BOTH: Yes!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22To fetch a pale of water from the well.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Mister Maker was in the well and he made me a crown.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- JINGLE JANGLE: Oh, no, he wasn't! - AUDIENCE: Oh, yes, he was!
0:21:29 > 0:21:32When you fell down, did you break your crown and
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- did Jill come tumbling after?- Yes!
0:21:34 > 0:21:39- How did you fall?- I slipped on a banana skin.- A banana skin!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41JINGLE JANGLE WHISTLES
0:21:41 > 0:21:44And then we woke up and we found the bananas.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- Did you say you slipped on a banana skin?- Yes!
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Like this one!- Yes!
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Your Majesty, I believe it was Jingle Jangle
0:21:55 > 0:21:57who stole your bananas.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Oh, no, it wasn't!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01AUDIENCE: Oh, yes, it was!
0:22:01 > 0:22:04QUEEN: Hang on, hang, on, boys and girls.
0:22:04 > 0:22:09Did Jingle Jangle make it look like Jack and Jill stole the bananas?
0:22:09 > 0:22:10AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Well, that settles it. Untie Jack and Jill.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17And take him to the CBeebie-Doos tower.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21You'll have no CBeebies for a whole month.
0:22:21 > 0:22:26Oh! But-but-but please! The only reason I was naughty was
0:22:26 > 0:22:30because Jack and Jill wouldn't be my friends!
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Well, if Jack and Jill agree to be your friends,
0:22:34 > 0:22:38do you promise never to be naughty ever again?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41- Yes!- Very well. Shake hands and make up.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44JINGLE JANGLE LAUGHS
0:22:44 > 0:22:50Nina, the brainy Royal wizard at your service.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52APPLAUSE
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Your Majesty, you're bananas.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Yes, I... OH! How very dare you!
0:23:00 > 0:23:05No, no. I mean, your Majesty, YOUR bananas.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Oh, thanks a bunch! Get it? Thanks a bunch?
0:23:09 > 0:23:11THEY LAUGH
0:23:11 > 0:23:15And now, I'll use my supreme scientific powers
0:23:15 > 0:23:17to mend Jack's crown.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20I'll be needing Felix the Touch Neuron for this.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24I'll just put a little bit of sticky tape on there
0:23:24 > 0:23:26and your crown is mended.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Oh! And you can keep the rest of this
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- just in case you fall down the hill again.- Oh, thank you.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39PC PLUM: Your Majesty - so, does anyone deserve a treat?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42We all deserve a treat. HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:23:42 > 0:23:47Everyone is invited to the Royal Christmas Ball!
0:23:47 > 0:23:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:51 > 0:23:56A Ball is a big party, so I'll need you all to Show Me, Show Me lots of
0:23:56 > 0:23:58really lovely food and drink.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Chris, we need to prepare the food for the Royal Ball.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04THE COW MOOS
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Good job we've got Daisy. She'll give us milk!
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- Oh, good idea! Have you got the bucket?- Yes.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14Oh! How now, Daisy the cow.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Oh! Hold on a second.
0:24:16 > 0:24:22How now, Daisy the... Oh! Daisy, you naughty moo-moo.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- Chris, just squeeze her udders. - Which udders?
0:24:25 > 0:24:30Those udders! She hasn't got any udder udders!
0:24:30 > 0:24:34# This is how you milk a cow, milk a cow, milk a cow
0:24:34 > 0:24:37# This is... # Oh, there's nothing coming out.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41We'll have to do it the old-fashioned way.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Right!
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Oh! There's still nothing coming out.
0:24:55 > 0:25:00Maybe if we give Daisy a treat, she'll give us some milk!
0:25:00 > 0:25:05Hold on...strawberries! There you go, Daisy. Open wide.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07There you go. Mm-hmm.
0:25:07 > 0:25:13# Daisy, daisy, give me your answer, do
0:25:13 > 0:25:19# We're half crazy, all for the milk from you. #
0:25:19 > 0:25:24Oh, what's she doing? She thinks she's on Boogie Beebies.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26POPPING
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Oh! Strawberry milkshake!
0:25:30 > 0:25:34- We should make some buns to go with that.- Let's go.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Thank you, Daisy. Thank you!
0:25:36 > 0:25:39KING: Thanks, Chris and Poi!
0:25:39 > 0:25:43Welcome, everyone, to the Royal Christmas Ball!
0:25:43 > 0:25:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Well, there's only one way to get this party started.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52With a sing-song!
0:25:56 > 0:26:00# When you're in trouble, feeling blue
0:26:00 > 0:26:06# There is only one thing to do
0:26:06 > 0:26:10# Tyr to tell the truth, try to tell the truth
0:26:10 > 0:26:15# Tell the truth and every time, things will turn out fine
0:26:19 > 0:26:23# If Goldilocks had not been naughty, silly and unkind
0:26:23 > 0:26:27# She wouldn't have had to run away with the bears behind
0:26:27 > 0:26:31# If only she'd told the truth, if only she'd told the truth
0:26:31 > 0:26:36# Tell the truth and every time, things will turn out fine
0:26:39 > 0:26:43# When Jack and Jill went up the hill and had a tumble down
0:26:43 > 0:26:47# They had a shock when they woke up to find 'nanas and a crown
0:26:47 > 0:26:50# Thank goodness they told the truth
0:26:50 > 0:26:52# Thank goodness they told the truth
0:26:52 > 0:26:56# Tell the truth and every time, things will turn out fine
0:26:56 > 0:27:03# As if as in a pantomime! #
0:27:03 > 0:27:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:09 > 0:27:14- We hope you enjoyed our panto. - We're almost at the end.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18- Jack and Jill can climb the hill. - With me, their new best friend.
0:27:18 > 0:27:24- Thanks for joining in at home. - It was a joy to hear your laughter.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28- Just remember to tell the truth... - And you'll live...
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Happily ever after.
0:27:31 > 0:27:36Thanks for joining us at the theatre. Wasn't it exciting?
0:27:36 > 0:27:41Pantomime is a wonderful chance for us all to have a bit of fun.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43I hope you enjoyed watching
0:27:43 > 0:27:48as much as we enjoyed making the CBeebies Pantomime.
0:27:48 > 0:27:53Now, in a theatre, before the curtain comes down,
0:27:53 > 0:27:55everyone takes a bow.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
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