0:00:03 > 0:00:05Charlie!
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Lola?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Charlie!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Ooh! Ooh!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27BOTH: Charlie and Lola!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32LOLA READS...
0:00:35 > 0:00:37I have this little sister, Lola.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# I know - you don't! I know - you don't! #
0:00:39 > 0:00:42And she is small and very funny.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Today, Mum and Dad promised me a special birthday treat.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48# I know what it is! #
0:00:48 > 0:00:50They want it to be a real surprise,
0:00:50 > 0:00:53so they won't tell me what it is.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55And it's a secret!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Ah...!
0:00:57 > 0:01:02But would you like to know slightly a little bit?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04No!
0:01:04 > 0:01:08That's good, cos I'm not telling you anyway.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11# Tra-la-la tra-la-la tra-la-la! #
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Lola's not very good at not telling.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Mmm...!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Mmm, mmm, mmm...!
0:01:19 > 0:01:24- Mmm...!- The best thing about having a secret birthday surprise
0:01:24 > 0:01:26is that it's secret.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31It could be a new pair of football boots.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36WHISTLE BLOWS
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Come on, Charlie!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Goal!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Wow!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48But it's not that.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Oh.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Or it could be a skateboard,
0:01:52 > 0:01:55just like Marv's one.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Way...!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Yes!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Is it?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02No, it's not that.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Lola!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Or it could be a ride
0:02:06 > 0:02:08on a big, big dipper.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13You can touch the top of the sky when you're on a big dipper.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16BOTH: Oh...!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Ah!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Now, that'd be really exciting.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31But it's not that too!
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Oh.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36It's not any of those things, Charlie.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Well, good. I want my birthday to be a complete surprise.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43You're ever so right, Charlie.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45And it's a special secret!
0:02:45 > 0:02:49So I'm absolutely not going to tell you.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Oh...
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- # I know - you don't! # - Shh!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- # I know - you don't! # - Shh!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- # I know...! # - Shh!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00# ..You don't. #
0:03:00 > 0:03:02OK, Charlie, I won't.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09One thing I WILL tell you, though, it's got...
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Lola, shush!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16It's quite a big secret, Charlie,
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- but it means we're going to have to go to...- Lola, shush!
0:03:20 > 0:03:21I AM shushing!
0:03:21 > 0:03:26The thing is, it isn't a hugest secret,
0:03:26 > 0:03:30but it isn't a teeny weeny little secret also,
0:03:30 > 0:03:32but it IS something you...
0:03:32 > 0:03:34No, don't tell me! It'll spoil it.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39But, Charlie, I absolutely HAVE to tell someone.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40No!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Hmm...
0:03:44 > 0:03:48'So I thought the only way I was going to stop Lola telling me
0:03:48 > 0:03:50'was to hide.'
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Hmm...it's OK, Soren Lorensen,
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Charlie isn't here.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58'But then, Lola came into the bedroom
0:03:58 > 0:04:02'with her imaginary friend, Soren Lorensen.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04'No-one else can see Soren Lorensen,
0:04:04 > 0:04:06'except for Lola.'
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Charlie says I am absolutely not allowed to tell him anything
0:04:10 > 0:04:12about his treat.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15But it's so hard!
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Because if YOU had a surprise treat
0:04:18 > 0:04:20and you knew it was really nice,
0:04:20 > 0:04:24you would want to know straight away, wouldn't you?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Can I tell YOU, Soren Lorensen?
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Well...
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- it's this... - # La-la-la-la
0:04:32 > 0:04:34# La-la-la-la. #
0:04:34 > 0:04:38But what WERE you doing under the bed, Charlie?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I was hiding so you couldn't tell me.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45But, Charlie, how can you NOT want to know?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Because, if I know what my surprise treat is,
0:04:48 > 0:04:50it won't be a surprise.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Yes...
0:04:51 > 0:04:56but do you want me to just... give you a tiny, weeny clue?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59No.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01You have to keep it secret.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Oh.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04CHARLIE SIGHS
0:05:04 > 0:05:06So now he's gone, tell me!
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Lola, have you told anybody else about my secret?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I didn't tell anybody.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Not at all.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Well, not that much.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20But maybe I have told, um...
0:05:20 > 0:05:22oh, yes...
0:05:22 > 0:05:24and then I told...
0:05:24 > 0:05:26and then at school there was...
0:05:26 > 0:05:29and...and...
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- and then there was him...- Oh... - ..and, oh yes, her.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Oh, so that must be nine.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Or maybe it was five.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40And I nearly told Soren Lorensen.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42What about Marv?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Lola, did you tell Marv?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Hmm, Marv...
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Did I tell Marv?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I can't remember, Charlie.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Well, before you do tell him,
0:05:54 > 0:05:58I can go downstairs to Marv's and wait there for my surprise treat.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01You and Mum can pick me up from Marv's.
0:06:01 > 0:06:07So now Charlie's gone, tell me what it is - now!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09LOLA WHISPERS
0:06:09 > 0:06:12THEY MAKE PLANE NOISES
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Marv...
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Nee-ow...! Yeah?
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Do you know anything about a secret or something?- Yeah.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Nee-ow...! But it's a secret, isn't it? And a secret's a secret.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Yeah. Nee-ow...!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Wish you were coming too, though.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34It'd be much more fun if you were there.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Nee-ow...! - DOORBELL RINGS
0:06:36 > 0:06:38There's the doorbell.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Hmm.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43It's time for your treat!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Hurry up, Charlie! Hurry up!
0:06:45 > 0:06:50- We don't want to be late to see the...- Lola, stop!- But, Charlie...
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Don't say another word - not one more word.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Hup...
0:06:56 > 0:06:59'And Lola really wasn't saying another word.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01'Not a single word.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03'Which was good,
0:07:03 > 0:07:06'because my secret birthday treat was still a secret.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08'But it wasn't much fun.'
0:07:08 > 0:07:12I'm really, really excited. Are you, Lola?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Mm-mm mm-mm.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Hmm.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Mum says we can have an ice cream when we get there.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- I'm having chocolate - what are you having?- Mm-mm mm-mm. Mmm!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32'And then I had an idea.'
0:07:32 > 0:07:37OK, how about if I try and guess my secret birthday treat?
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Mmm!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41'And if my guesses were all really silly,
0:07:41 > 0:07:46'then maybe Lola'll forget all about my real birthday secret.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48'So I said...'
0:07:48 > 0:07:50I wonder if...
0:07:50 > 0:07:52it's a...
0:07:52 > 0:07:57- trip to...the ancient pyramids of Egypt...- Mmm...
0:07:57 > 0:08:00..when Pharaoh kings ruled the world,
0:08:00 > 0:08:03and they didn't have diggers then, Lola.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- They build these pyramids with their bare hands.- Wow!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Hundreds and thousands of years ago.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11No, Charlie,
0:08:11 > 0:08:15I think your secret is far older than a pyramid.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Older than a pyramid?
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Hmm...
0:08:18 > 0:08:24OK. Are we going for a ride on a 50-foot elephant?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27LAUGHTER
0:08:36 > 0:08:38LOLA LAUGHS
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Oh, no, Charlie. It's much bigger than an elephant.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45So it's very, very old
0:08:45 > 0:08:46and very, very big.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- And it's...- Don't tell me! Let me try and guess.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Is it a scary ride
0:08:52 > 0:08:55on the scariest ghost train ever?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58SCREAMING
0:08:59 > 0:09:01GASPING AND GIGGLING
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Charlie,
0:09:12 > 0:09:16your surprise is much, much scarier than that!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Oh. Hmm...
0:09:18 > 0:09:21So, my secret birthday treat
0:09:21 > 0:09:23is really, really old,
0:09:23 > 0:09:25really, really big
0:09:25 > 0:09:27and really, really scary?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Yep.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Hmm.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Will I like it, Lola?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35It's a secret!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38You can look now, Charlie!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Wow!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42A dinosaur museum!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Tyrannosaurus rex!
0:09:44 > 0:09:48The oldest, scariest, biggest dinosaur of them all!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Wow!
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Rarrghh!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Yeah! Marv!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Surprise! Happy birthday, Charlie!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- CHARLIE CHUCKLES - There you go.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02LOLA LAUGHS
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Rarrghh!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06THEY SCREAM THEN LAUGH
0:10:07 > 0:10:11DINOSAURS ROAR AND CHILDREN LAUGH
0:10:13 > 0:10:17This is the best surprise birthday ever!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- That's because- I- kept it secret.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24That's definitely because you kept it a secret.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27THEY LAUGH
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