I've Won, No I've Won, No I've Won

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03THEY LAUGH

0:00:03 > 0:00:06Charlie!

0:00:09 > 0:00:10Lola!

0:00:10 > 0:00:13Charlie!

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Oh! Oh!

0:00:40 > 0:00:45I have this little sister Lola. She is small...

0:00:45 > 0:00:48and very funny.

0:00:51 > 0:00:56When we play Who Can Sit Still The Longest...

0:00:57 > 0:01:00..Lola always has to win.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Mmm.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05I've won!

0:01:05 > 0:01:10- But I didn't move.- Oh, yes, you did. Yes, you did. I always win.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Always, always, always!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Hmm!

0:01:18 > 0:01:23I can stand on one leg longer than a flamingo.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Mmm.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26SQUAWK!

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Mmm!

0:01:33 > 0:01:37I can run faster than a speedy, speedy cheetah.

0:01:46 > 0:01:51And I can bounce higher than a bouncy kangaroo, Charlie.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53See!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55BOING!

0:01:57 > 0:01:58BOING!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00I've won! I've won!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04I've won!

0:02:04 > 0:02:08But do you have to win everything, Lola?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10SLURP! SLURP!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Yeah!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14I've won!

0:02:25 > 0:02:31'Hmm! I know. I'm better than Lola at the spoon game. So I say,'

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Lola, how about a game of spoons?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Um, yes.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- I'm winning.- No, you're not.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- I am!- Not!- Am!

0:02:48 > 0:02:53- Ah! Charlie, what's that? - What's what?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Lola, have you cheated?

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Charlie, I've won.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08'So, I thought,'

0:03:08 > 0:03:11What about a game of snap?

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Now, you do remember how to play snap, don't you, Lola?

0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Yep!- You need two cards that look the same.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Then it's a snap.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25It's two cards that look exactly the same, then it's a snap.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29- Three.- ..Eight.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Two.- ..Five.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Four.- ..Six.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Three.- ..Five.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Seven.- ..Ace.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Nine.- ..King.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Snap!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45But you can't do that. They have to be the same.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47And a queen is not a king.

0:03:47 > 0:03:52But queens are married to kings, and they both wear crowns,

0:03:52 > 0:03:56and they live in castles. So it's a snap.

0:03:57 > 0:04:02Hmm! It's not snap. You just made up a story.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05I've won! I've won!

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- Want to play again, Charlie?- Hmm!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12How about a game of...

0:04:12 > 0:04:17- snakes and ladders, then?- ..Ooh!

0:04:17 > 0:04:21'There's no way Lola could cheat at snakes and ladders.'

0:04:22 > 0:04:26So, you go UP the ladders and DOWN the snakes.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Ladders up, snakes down.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31And then the one who gets to the top is the winner.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Do you understand?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36I do understand. Yes, Charlie.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Six! One, two, three, four, five, six.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Up the ladder.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54That's a three.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58One...two...three.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Snake!

0:05:03 > 0:05:08Lola, what ARE you doing? Snakes are for sliding DOWN.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10It's the rules.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15Oh, Charlie, everyone knows snakes AREN'T slippy and slidey.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Oh, they're easy to climb.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Oh, oh.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Da-da!

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Hey, Charlie. Look at me. I'm winning.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32DICE RATTLES

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Six again. Yes!

0:05:34 > 0:05:38One, two, three, four, five, six.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39A-ha!

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Oh!

0:05:44 > 0:05:48Charlie, Dad says you are not allowed to climb a ladder.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Not until you are 23.

0:05:51 > 0:05:56Sorry, up the ladders and down the snakes. That's the rule.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Nearly there.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Oh! - DICE RATTLES

0:06:03 > 0:06:08Four. One, two, three, four.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Snake!

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Hard luck, Lola!

0:06:11 > 0:06:15Now you've got to slide all the way down to the bottom.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I've won!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Oh, dear. Come on, Mr Snake.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22We can do it.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26SQUEAKY, SCREECHY MUSIC

0:06:39 > 0:06:41YES!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43I've won!

0:06:43 > 0:06:46- I've won! I've won! - LOLA LAUGHS

0:06:47 > 0:06:50See, I've won!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52You can't win all the time, Lola.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Yes, I can, Charlie.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Oh!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58I've won! I've won!

0:07:00 > 0:07:06'So then I thought of something that Lola could never, never win.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09'When Dad took us to the park, I said,'

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Lola, how about a race?

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Oh!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16It's once around the bendy tree...

0:07:18 > 0:07:21..then two big swings on the swing...

0:07:22 > 0:07:25..down the slide...

0:07:26 > 0:07:30The first one back to the bench is the winner.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33OK?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36But, Charlie, I'm only little.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40I haven't been on the big slide yet.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44- Well, if you don't want to win the race, Lola.- Oh!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47..Steady, go!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59See you at the swings, Lola.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Um...

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Oh!

0:08:09 > 0:08:10There!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16See you at the slide, Lola.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21LOLA GROANS

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Oh!

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Yeah!

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Ye-es!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Charlie!- Huh?!- Charlie!

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Can you help me?

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Help me!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Help!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41LOLA WHIMPERS

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Oh! All right, Lola, I'm coming.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Hold on.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Whoo!

0:08:49 > 0:08:53LOLA LAUGHS

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Look, I'm winning!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Not for long!

0:09:03 > 0:09:08Yeah! And the winner is Charlie! Charlie! I've won!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10I've won! I've w...

0:09:10 > 0:09:16'And then I think, "Oh, dear." Cos I remember Dad saying,

0:09:16 > 0:09:20' "Charlie, you must give Lola a chance cos she's so small." '

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Oh! Ah...

0:09:21 > 0:09:23LOLA GASPS

0:09:23 > 0:09:26'And I say...'

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Are you all right, Lola?

0:09:29 > 0:09:33'Do you know what Lola says?

0:09:33 > 0:09:36'She says...'

0:09:36 > 0:09:38That was fun!

0:09:38 > 0:09:41But... But...I won.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Charlie, you don't have to win all the time, you know.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49THEY LAUGH

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Are you asleep yet, Lola?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Yes.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03How can you be asleep if you're talking to me?

0:10:03 > 0:10:07I'm sleep-talking.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11OK, the first one to fall asleep is the real winner.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16LOUD SNORING

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Charlie, I've won!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Charlie?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26I've won!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28No, I'VE won!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30I've won.

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