I Will Not Ever Never Eat a Tomato

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03THEY LAUGH

0:00:03 > 0:00:05Oh! Charlie!

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Lola?

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Charlie.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Oh! Ooh! Ooh!

0:00:16 > 0:00:17Hmm.

0:00:37 > 0:00:42I have this little sister, Lola. She is small and very funny.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Ba-di-da.

0:00:44 > 0:00:49'Sometimes Mum and Dad ask me to help give Lola her dinner.'

0:00:50 > 0:00:53'This is a hard job...

0:00:53 > 0:00:57'because Lola is a VERY fussy eater.'

0:01:00 > 0:01:01LOLA SIGHS

0:01:01 > 0:01:03I do not eat peas...

0:01:03 > 0:01:05or carrots...

0:01:05 > 0:01:06or potatoes...

0:01:06 > 0:01:08or mushrooms...

0:01:08 > 0:01:10or spaghetti...

0:01:10 > 0:01:12or eggs...or sausages.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16I do not eat...

0:01:16 > 0:01:19cauliflower, or cabbage,

0:01:19 > 0:01:21or baked beans,

0:01:21 > 0:01:22or bananas,

0:01:22 > 0:01:24or oranges

0:01:24 > 0:01:27and I'm not keen on apples...

0:01:28 > 0:01:30..or rice...

0:01:30 > 0:01:32or cheese...

0:01:32 > 0:01:33or fish fingers.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37And...

0:01:37 > 0:01:41I will not EVER NEVER eat a tomato!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47My sister hates tomatoes.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49So I say,

0:01:49 > 0:01:53"That's lucky, Lola, cos we're not having any of those thing."

0:01:53 > 0:01:58We're not going to eat any peas or carrots or potatoes or mushrooms...

0:01:58 > 0:02:02or spaghetti, or eggs, or sausages.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05There will be no cauliflower, or cabbage, or baked beans,

0:02:05 > 0:02:08bananas or oranges.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10We don't HAVE any apples...

0:02:10 > 0:02:12or rice...or cheese...

0:02:12 > 0:02:14or fish fingers.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18And no tomatoes? Not EVER?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21And certainly no tomatoes.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29But why are these carrots there, Charlie?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Um...carrots are for rabbits!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38I don't ever eat carrots.

0:02:38 > 0:02:43'One day I thought of a good trick to play on her.'

0:02:49 > 0:02:53"But, Lola..." I said, "..those are not carrots.

0:03:05 > 0:03:10"They're not carrots. They're orange twiglets from Jupiter."

0:03:11 > 0:03:15They look just like carrots to me.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18How can they be carrots?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Carrots don't grow on Jupiter!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26That's true.

0:03:33 > 0:03:38- ALIEN MAKES STRANGE NOISE - Well, as they are from Jupiter.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Mmm. Not bad.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46CHARLIE LAUGHS

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Don't even THINK about giving me a pea.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57I don't ever eat peas.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Hmm?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Peas are too small and too green.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09But, Lola, those are not peas. Of course they're not!

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Those are greendrops from Greenland.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32LOLA LAUGHS

0:04:40 > 0:04:43THUNDER RUMBLES

0:04:55 > 0:04:56Greendrops!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59CHARLIE LAUGHS

0:05:04 > 0:05:08But I don't eat green things.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Goody! More for me then!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Greendrops!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Great! Greendrops!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Greendrops are so incredibly rare!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Hmm. Well...

0:05:25 > 0:05:28maybe I'll just nibble one or two.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34- "Oh!"- says Lola.- "Quite tasty."

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Charlie!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40THEY LAUGHS

0:05:48 > 0:05:49SQUISH!

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- LOLA GIGGLES - Oh!

0:05:52 > 0:05:57I'll not eat potatoes, so don't even try.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Not even mash.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04This isn't mash!

0:06:10 > 0:06:13CHARLIE GRUNTS

0:06:14 > 0:06:17This isn't mash...

0:06:21 > 0:06:26..this is cloud fluff from the pointiest peak of Mount Fuji.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Ooh!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Oh, well, in that case, a large helping for me.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Mmm!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I LOVE to eat cloud.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44THEY YODEL

0:06:44 > 0:06:47YODEL ECHOES

0:06:55 > 0:06:56LOLA CHUCKLES

0:06:56 > 0:06:58GULP!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00"Charlie!"

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Lola said.

0:07:01 > 0:07:06"They look like fish fingers to me and I'll never eat a fish finger."

0:07:06 > 0:07:10So I said, "Fish fingers?!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12"They are NOT fish fingers."

0:07:12 > 0:07:15SEA SHANTY PLAYS

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Lola, they are not fish fingers.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35They are ocean nibbles from under the sea.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51THEY GIGGLE

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Mermaids ALWAYS eat ocean nibbles.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Why, I've been to the supermarket one time with Mum.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43I always eat what mermaids eat.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Mmm! Yummy!

0:08:58 > 0:09:02Now my tummy is so absolutely full...

0:09:02 > 0:09:05or orange twiglets, greendrops,

0:09:05 > 0:09:09cloud fluff AND ocean nibbles...

0:09:09 > 0:09:12I can't eat another single thing.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Not even a tomato?

0:09:14 > 0:09:19I will not EVER NEVER eat a tomato!

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Oh!

0:09:20 > 0:09:24But will you pass me one of those, Charlie?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26And I said,

0:09:26 > 0:09:28"One of those?"

0:09:28 > 0:09:31"But...but...it's a tomato!"

0:09:34 > 0:09:36And she says...

0:09:37 > 0:09:40APPLAUSE

0:09:42 > 0:09:44It is NOT a tomato!

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Ta-da!

0:09:53 > 0:09:57It's not a tomato, it's a moon squirter.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Moon squirters are my favourite.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07APPLAUSE

0:10:08 > 0:10:14You didn't think they were tomatoes, did you, Charlie?

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Oh!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20LOLA LAUGHS

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Look!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25THEY BOTH LAUGH

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Subtitles by Laura Jones Red Bee Media Ltd 2005

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