Yes I Am, No You're Not

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03THEY LAUGH

0:00:03 > 0:00:05Ah! Charlie!

0:00:09 > 0:00:12- Lola?- Charlie!

0:00:27 > 0:00:30THEY LAUGH

0:00:34 > 0:00:39I have this little sister, Lola. She is small and very funny.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42- I'm not small.- You're quite small.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46No, I'm not, Charlie. I am big. Look!

0:00:46 > 0:00:51No, you're definitely NOT big, Lola. You're quite small.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53And also, I am not funny.

0:00:53 > 0:00:58- Yes, you are, Lola.- No, I'm not, Charlie. I'm very clever.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02My brain is as big as this.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06- But that's bigger than your head, Lola.- Yes. That is how clever I am.

0:01:06 > 0:01:11- Your brain cannot be bigger than your head.- Yes, it can.- No, it can't.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13- Yes, it can.- Oh!

0:01:13 > 0:01:18- Sometimes, Lola and I squabble. - I don't squabble.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- Yes, you do.- YOU squabble. - You do, too.

0:01:21 > 0:01:26- I don't.- Yes, you do.- No, I don't. - Do.- Don't.- Do.- Don't.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30We both do. Remember this morning, at breakfast?

0:01:32 > 0:01:36- CRUNCH! - I can crunch the loudest.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38No, I can crunch the loudest.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!

0:01:41 > 0:01:46- Yes!- I'm still crunching. - Still not very loudly.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49But I haven't finished my turn yet.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53- CRUNCH! CRUNCH! GULP! - That is REALLY loud crunching.

0:01:53 > 0:01:58- I didn't even know you were crunching.- Ha-ha-ha!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Crunch! Crunch!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- I'm as loud as Charlie. - HE CRUNCHES

0:02:05 > 0:02:08- I can do louder.- No, I am! - HE CRUNCHES

0:02:08 > 0:02:13I'm louder! That is really loud crunching, Charlie!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16'Mum said we were both loud crunchers,

0:02:16 > 0:02:22'but could we please stop squabbling and tidy up, or no puppet show.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26'Sometimes, it's about silly things like crunching.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30'Sometimes it's about sharing things.'

0:02:30 > 0:02:33One, two, three... and one blue one for you.

0:02:33 > 0:02:38Why do you get three and I only get one?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Because blue sweets

0:02:40 > 0:02:44are more important and heavy than red ones.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- You're not sharing properly. - I am.- You're not.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50- I am.- You're not.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- I am.- You're not.- I am.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56'Sometimes, we squabble over what we want.'

0:02:56 > 0:03:01- Ah!- I want to watch that really good show called Everything About Dogs.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Wouldn't you rather watch Bat Cat?

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- No.- But you really like Bat Cat.

0:03:07 > 0:03:12No. Today, I really want to watch Everything About Dogs.

0:03:12 > 0:03:17- Bat Cat's REALLY good.- Does it have any dogs being brushed in it?

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Er...yes.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23- No, it does not.- Does. - Does not.- It does.- Does not.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26'When we won't stop squabbling,

0:03:26 > 0:03:30'Mum and Dad make us sit on the Simmer Down Chairs.'

0:03:33 > 0:03:39'They are called the Simmer Down Chairs because we get boiling mad,

0:03:39 > 0:03:44'so we have to sit quietly until we have simmered down.

0:03:45 > 0:03:50'And sometimes, you don't get to go to the park, or the library,

0:03:50 > 0:03:53'or the cinema.'

0:03:53 > 0:03:59If we squabble today, Mum and Dad won't let us go to the puppet show.

0:03:59 > 0:04:05- I really want to go to the puppet show.- Me, too. So no squabbling.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- Charlie, I am stopping squabbling. - SHE GIGGLES

0:04:09 > 0:04:15So am I. I think we should play our own games, by ourselves,

0:04:15 > 0:04:20- so we don't, by accident, start squabbling.- That's clever, Charlie.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Come on, Pig, I'm taking you for a walk.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27"OK, Lola. Snort! Snort!"

0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Brrroom! Brrroom! - BANG! BANG! BANG!

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh...!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Can you stop that banging, Lola?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39I can't, Charlie. It is Pig.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42She has very big trotter-feet. Brrroom!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45You could stop, if you tried hard.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49- No, I really couldn't. - Lola, just try.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55GENTLE TAPPING

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Ah! See?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! - Lola, stop banging!

0:05:05 > 0:05:09- I tried, but I can't. - You didn't try very hard.

0:05:09 > 0:05:14- I did.- Did not.- Did too.- Did not. - Did too.- Did not.- Did too.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17We're squabbling! We need to stop.

0:05:17 > 0:05:23- Oh!- If Mum hears us, she might make us sit on the Simmer Down Chairs.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Not the Simmer Down Chairs!

0:05:26 > 0:05:32- And we won't get to see the Chinese puppet show.- We must NOT squabble.

0:05:36 > 0:05:41- Not a peep.- OK, Charlie. - We'll have to be very quiet.

0:05:41 > 0:05:46SHE HUMS

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Can you pass me the red crayon, Charlie?

0:05:49 > 0:05:52I need that for my Bat Cat collar.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56But I need it. Can't your collar be black?

0:05:58 > 0:06:03Bat Cat's collar is red and the red crayon is mine.

0:06:03 > 0:06:08Oh, no, it's mine - the yellow one, the pink one and the red one.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10The red one is mine!

0:06:10 > 0:06:14- But I like red.- So? - I need it.- So do I.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16OK.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22- Now your collar's black.- Huh!

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- SNAP! - Oh!- There!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- Grrr!- Grrr!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31You are such a meanie!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Look who's talking!- You're a meanie!

0:06:33 > 0:06:39- You are!- You're a meanie!- You're meaner than me.- You're such a meanie!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Harrumph!- Humph!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Hmmph.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55This is all your fault, Charlie.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59It's not just my fault. It takes two to squabble.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Hmm.

0:07:01 > 0:07:06And now today, we will definitely not be seeing any puppets.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Oh...!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Oooh!

0:07:09 > 0:07:13'And then I had a really good idea!'

0:07:13 > 0:07:16"Woof! Woof, woof! Woof! Woof!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- "Woof!"- Huh?

0:07:18 > 0:07:24"You keep squabbling because you say 'no' to each other all the time."

0:07:24 > 0:07:29- What do you mean?- "Well, if you said 'yes' all the time,

0:07:29 > 0:07:32"you couldn't squabble, could you?"

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Hmm...you are very right.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Yes! But who are you?

0:07:37 > 0:07:43- "I am Squabbles the dog." - Squabbles the dog?- "Yes, yes."

0:07:43 > 0:07:47Hello, Squabbles. Oh! I know! Wait, wait, wait.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53"Miaow! Do you need any Bat Cat help today?"

0:07:53 > 0:07:58"Yes, I do, actually, Bat Cat. Thank goodness you are here!

0:07:58 > 0:08:03- "I'm in dreadful trouble!" - "What is your problem, Squabbles?"

0:08:03 > 0:08:08- "Well, my fur is all scruffy and I might even have fleas!"- "Fleas?!"

0:08:08 > 0:08:10# Bat Cat! #

0:08:10 > 0:08:13It's a disaster! Woof! Woof! Woof!

0:08:13 > 0:08:19My hair brush is locked in that building and I don't have a key.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23Don't worry, Squabbles, because I am Bat Cat -

0:08:23 > 0:08:25the super cat!

0:08:25 > 0:08:29- I really am a super-duper super cat! - # Well, fancy that!

0:08:29 > 0:08:32# Hero cat! #

0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Uh... - BANGING AND CRASHING

0:08:36 > 0:08:41- Huh?- Yes! I have the hair brush!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Yes?

0:08:44 > 0:08:50Woof! Woof-woof! Now I can go to the dog show. Thank you, Bat Cat.

0:08:50 > 0:08:56Yes! Another dreadful emergency is completely solved.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Yes!- OK! ..Mum says we're doing really well.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04- Can we just tidy up the colouring things?- Yes, Charlie.

0:09:04 > 0:09:10- I'll put this here. Is that OK?- Yes. Shall I put this in here?- Yes.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Yes.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Yes.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18- I'll tidy this up and you tidy that up.- Yes, Lola.- Yes, Charlie.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21I like saying yes.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Yes!- Yes!

0:09:23 > 0:09:29- We'll just get there if we're really quick.- We don't want to miss the...

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Chinese puppet show! - PEOPLE SHUSH

0:09:32 > 0:09:34GONG BEAT

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Ooh!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39BIRD SINGS

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Who is that, Charlie?- Little Monkey.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44BIRD SINGS

0:09:44 > 0:09:45ROARING

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Oh, no! Little Monkey is going to get cooked!

0:09:49 > 0:09:52He'll have to think quickly.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Little Monkey will be a delicious snack for my tea!

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Roar! He will be MY pudding!

0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Roar! Keep your claws off! - No, you keep YOUR claws off!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Stop arguing!

0:10:07 > 0:10:13- Those dragons are squabbling.- They should sit on the Simmer Down Chairs.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- YOU are arguing with ME!- Roar!

0:10:17 > 0:10:21- Where's the monkey? - You lost him - my snack!

0:10:21 > 0:10:25- We don't ever squabble, do we? - No, we don't.

0:10:25 > 0:10:30- You mean YES, we don't! - THEY LAUGH

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd - 2006

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