Never Ever Never Step on the Cracks

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03GIGGLING

0:00:03 > 0:00:05Charlie!

0:00:10 > 0:00:11Lola?

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Charlie!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Ooh ooh!

0:00:27 > 0:00:30GIGGLING

0:00:35 > 0:00:38I have this little sister Lola.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41She's small and very funny.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45Quick, Charlie, or the sea ticklers will get me!

0:00:45 > 0:00:50- What sea ticklers?- Dad said if I hop, hop, hop, really quickly to bed,

0:00:50 > 0:00:54then the sea ticklers won't tickle me. Hop, hop, hop!

0:00:54 > 0:00:59Sometimes Lola believes absolutely everything everyone says.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Come on, Charlie! >

0:01:01 > 0:01:06Where shall I hop? That way or that way?

0:01:06 > 0:01:08I know...

0:01:08 > 0:01:11I can do...this.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Whee!

0:01:13 > 0:01:17- There!- What did Dad actually in fact really say?

0:01:17 > 0:01:23He said, "Hop really quickly into bed and no touching the deep blue sea."

0:01:23 > 0:01:28But Lola, it's our bedroom floor. And it's made out of...

0:01:28 > 0:01:31No, Charlie! Not in the deep blue sea!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34You touch any of the deep blue sea,

0:01:34 > 0:01:39Dad said it'll make the sea ticklers come up, and tickle your feet.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42They tickle you and tickle you!

0:01:42 > 0:01:46And then you'll never get to sleep.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Uh...uh...uh.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Ah. There.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Night, night, sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

0:01:57 > 0:02:03- Bed bugs?- Yeah, they're so tiny, you can't even see them.

0:02:03 > 0:02:10- You're gonna have to sleep really tightly because they do exist.- Ooh!

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Huh!- But if you sleep tightly, you'll be fine!

0:02:19 > 0:02:25- How do you sleep tightly?- Just nice and quietly, Lola, no waking up.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Uh...

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Lola, you don't have to rub that hard.

0:02:40 > 0:02:46Yes, I do. Granddad said, if I don't scrub completely,

0:02:46 > 0:02:50- mushrooms will grow behind my ears. - Grandpa's right, you know.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54I don't want mushroom ears!

0:02:54 > 0:03:00- Charlie, have you got any mushrooms behind your ears today?- No.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- No mushrooms today. - Do the bedbugs bite?- Nope.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- I don't want them to bite me, Charlie.- It's not all true.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Some things are just superstitions. - Huh?

0:03:11 > 0:03:16Superstition is something people say, like "If we do this,"

0:03:16 > 0:03:20"then that will happen", like the sea ticklers!

0:03:20 > 0:03:26It is completely true about sea ticklers and mushrooms. Ask Mum!

0:03:26 > 0:03:32- Mum! Charlie doesn't believe... - OK, I believe you. It is all true.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35You see, I knew it was.

0:03:35 > 0:03:40- Well, you'd best not step on the cracks in the pavement then.- Why?

0:03:40 > 0:03:44- Because otherwise, the bears will get you.- There are bears? Here?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Living underneath the pavement? - Oh yes!

0:03:47 > 0:03:53- If you step on the cracks, they'll jump up and get you.- Really?

0:03:55 > 0:04:00Oh, I definitely don't want the bears to get me.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Uh,

0:04:01 > 0:04:03ooh, er, uh.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Uh...ooh.

0:04:05 > 0:04:11- You nearly touched that one, Charlie. - Hello, have you seen any bears yet?

0:04:11 > 0:04:16- How do you know about the bears, Marv?- Everybody knows!- Oh!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Oh, come Marv!

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Jump, hop, jump, hop!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Lola! Look! A magpie!

0:04:24 > 0:04:28Do you know that's bad luck unless you turn around three times,

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- and say, "Good day..."- No, Marv! Don't tell her that!

0:04:32 > 0:04:37- She believes too many things already.- OK.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40See what I mean! >

0:04:40 > 0:04:43A crack! GROWLING

0:04:43 > 0:04:47- Phew!- Come on, Lola. Mum's waiting.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Oh...oh...

0:04:49 > 0:04:52ALL GASP AND SIGH

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Ooh, whoa!

0:04:54 > 0:04:59- Oh, race you to the climbing frame! Bye, Lola!- That was lucky.- Hello.

0:04:59 > 0:05:04Lotta! Don't you know what happens when you step on a crack?

0:05:04 > 0:05:09Oh, yes, crocodiles jump up and grab at you. Khup! Khup!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Oh, go away, nasty crocodile.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19No, Charlie said bears jump up and get you.

0:05:19 > 0:05:24- No, it's definitely crocodiles. - No, it's definitely bears.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Crocodiles.- I know it's bears.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29BELL RINGS

0:05:34 > 0:05:38We must not step on the cracks!

0:05:38 > 0:05:43Yes, be careful. Don't step on the cracks or the bears will jump up.

0:05:43 > 0:05:49- See, it's definitely bears. She says so too.- It's not, it's crocodiles.

0:05:49 > 0:05:54- It's probably bears AND crocodiles. - Hee, hee, bears and crocodiles.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56BEAR: Rrugh!

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Do you think that crocodiles and bears live in the pavement?

0:06:04 > 0:06:08- Oh yes, my sister has seen them. - Uh...

0:06:08 > 0:06:11I know it's crocodiles because they are so flat!

0:06:11 > 0:06:16I think it is bears and crocodiles and lions! Agh!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18And lions!

0:06:23 > 0:06:24Oh no!

0:06:24 > 0:06:28Maybe something else might live down there.

0:06:28 > 0:06:33- Bears, crocodiles, lions, and... - LOLA GASPS

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Baby sharks!- La la la la la!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37You're it!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Lola, I haven't seen anything yet!

0:06:44 > 0:06:47No bears, no crocodiles, no lions.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Just some very small little ants.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Teeny weeny.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Oh.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02There you are. We've been waiting ages! Mum's outside.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Come on.- Mm.- Let's go.

0:07:04 > 0:07:10- I just need to stay here a little longer, Charlie.- What's the matter?

0:07:10 > 0:07:14- Come on!- What if I go outside and there's a crack?

0:07:14 > 0:07:19And I see a magpie and I wobble, I get gobbled up by a bear or crocodile

0:07:19 > 0:07:23- or a lion!- But it's not all true, Lola!- It is!

0:07:23 > 0:07:28Sometimes people say funny things but they're not always true.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- They're just stories.- Like what?

0:07:31 > 0:07:34You know Mum says, don't pull faces?

0:07:34 > 0:07:38'Because if the wind changes, your face will stay the same.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41'Is that true?'

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Nn! HE GASPS

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Ha ha ha!

0:07:50 > 0:07:55- No, that's not true.- Or when Dad says, "If you watch too much TV,

0:07:55 > 0:07:57"you'll get square eyes."

0:07:57 > 0:08:02- Is that true?- No, that's not true too! Silly Daddy!

0:08:02 > 0:08:08Not all the stories people say are really actually true all the time.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10SHE GASPS

0:08:10 > 0:08:13There are no bears, Lola.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17No bears, no crocodiles and certainly no lions.

0:08:17 > 0:08:22- It's only something people say. - But if they are there?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- I don't want them to get me.- Hm.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28'Then I had a really good idea and I said...'

0:08:28 > 0:08:32Why don't you step on one of the cracks and see?

0:08:32 > 0:08:35- No bears will come out, I promise. - Mm-mm.

0:08:35 > 0:08:40If there are any, which there aren't, you can jump on their paws.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44- Bears don't like their paws being squashed. Go on!- Oh.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Uh...- How about we squash them together?

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Ugh!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Squish!

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Squash! Jump, jump, jump!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Squash!

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Squish!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04One, two, three, squash,

0:09:04 > 0:09:06squash - whoo!

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Hee hee hee!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11That's another one, squash.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12SHE GIGGLES

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Squash!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18There's one!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21This is really fun! Squish!

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Those paws are not going to get me!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Oh no, a magpie! Lots of magpies!

0:09:27 > 0:09:31- I'm going to have to turn round and round.- No, you don't.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Some people say it's bad luck to see a magpie, and some people say,

0:09:35 > 0:09:39"If you see lots of magpies, you'll find gold!"

0:09:40 > 0:09:46- I'm going to tell Mum I saw four or six magpies. Ha-ha!- Ha-ha!

0:09:49 > 0:09:54- Why are you not hopping? What about the sea ticklers?- Don't be silly.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58There are no sea ticklers. SHE YAWNS

0:09:58 > 0:10:04- Night night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite!- I won't!

0:10:04 > 0:10:10You better sleep really tight because they really bite.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Yes, Lola.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Ow! Ow, ow, ow! Argh!

0:10:19 > 0:10:24- SHE GIGGLES - Lola! Ow, ow!

0:10:24 > 0:10:30- You didn't think it was actually true, did you?- Stop it, Lola.

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