I Am Collecting a Collection

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05Charlie!

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Lola?

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Charlie!

0:00:27 > 0:00:30THEY GIGGLE

0:00:33 > 0:00:36It's breakfast time!

0:00:36 > 0:00:40- I have this little sister Lola... - Breakfast time!

0:00:40 > 0:00:45- Come on! Come on! - She's small and...very funny.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48I want to have my breakfast.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52All I need to finish my collection is the Pterodactyl

0:00:52 > 0:00:54and the Giganotosaurus.

0:00:54 > 0:00:59Charlie, it's a new packet of cereal and I'm going to open it!

0:00:59 > 0:01:03But it's my turn! It's my turn to open the Puffa Pops.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06I know.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20YES! It's a Pterodactyl! Hurrah!

0:01:20 > 0:01:25What's so special about a ptero-thingy?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28I really needed it for my dinosaur collection.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Now I only need one more, the Giganotosaurus,

0:01:32 > 0:01:38- the biggest meat-eating dinosaur of them all.- Oh, that's good.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Well, Lola, what do you think?

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- He's funny.- No, no...

0:01:44 > 0:01:47I want a collection too!

0:01:47 > 0:01:52Thank you. Well, collecting is fun and it's really easy to do, Lola.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55All you have to do is to think of something you like

0:01:55 > 0:01:59- and then you start collecting it. - Collecting! Collecting!

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- Collecting... - What are you going to collect?

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Hmm...

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Ooh!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13I'm going to collect water.

0:02:14 > 0:02:19- Yes, lots and lots of water. - The thing is, Lola,

0:02:19 > 0:02:24glasses of water would make a very boring collection.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Oh.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28I know! Biscuits.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32Biscuits of all shapes and sizes!

0:02:32 > 0:02:37You can't collect biscuits, Lola. They'll go all stale and hard.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41No, they won't, Charlie, because I'll eat them all.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Then it wouldn't be a collection. - I didn't think of that.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49I know! I'm going to collect hippos.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51One, two, three,

0:02:51 > 0:02:54eight, ten and two.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- You do mean plastic hippos, don't you?- Oh, no, Charlie!

0:02:58 > 0:03:03- Real hippos.- You know you can't collect real hippos.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06They'd never fit in the bath.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09There must be something I can collect, Charlie.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13The best collections are made up of small things

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- that are easy to find.- Ooh!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I know! I know!

0:03:19 > 0:03:22The Brachiosaurus weighs as much as seven elephants...

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Here it is, Charlie,

0:03:24 > 0:03:29- my very own special collection. - What have you got in there?

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Isn't it lovely? It's a seashell.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36It's very nice, Lola.

0:03:36 > 0:03:42But there's only one of it. You need more than one thing for a collection!

0:03:42 > 0:03:47I will have more than one thing when I collect some more one things.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51But a collection is meant to be a collection of things that go together

0:03:51 > 0:03:56- so why don't you collect lots of seashells?- But this seashell

0:03:56 > 0:03:59came from the beach at Granny and Grandpa's

0:03:59 > 0:04:03and we're not going to go there for at least ages!

0:04:03 > 0:04:08I know - what about stamps? Or postcards?

0:04:08 > 0:04:12- Or strangely shaped stones? - Or leaves, Charlie.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14I want to collect leaves!

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Then Dad took us to the park so Lola could collect leaves.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Lola's trying to collect leaves.- Oh.

0:04:25 > 0:04:30- How's your dinosaur collection? - I only need the Giganotosaurus now

0:04:30 > 0:04:32and then I'll have the whole set!

0:04:32 > 0:04:36My brother says the Giganotosaurus is the hardest one to get.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- It took him ages!- I know...

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Does she know it's only spring?

0:04:44 > 0:04:48No, I don't think she knows the leaves won't fall off until...

0:04:48 > 0:04:53Autumn?! The leaves don't fall until autumn?!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56But that's ages away!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59I want to do my collection now.

0:04:59 > 0:05:04- Why don't you look around the house for things to collect?- Yes!

0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Ahem.- Huh?

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Do you want to see my collection now, Charlie?- OK.

0:05:31 > 0:05:37A ruler...a seashell... and a hair bobble.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42That's not really a collection.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46A collection should really be all of the same kind of thing.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Hmm.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Oh...!- Let me help.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54It's my turn to open the box.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Probably not a Giganotosaurus.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06They're really hard to get...

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Oh, look.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10A scary dragon, Charlie!

0:06:11 > 0:06:13It's the Giganotosaurus!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15I've got it!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18The last dinosaur for my collection!

0:06:18 > 0:06:22It's mine, Charlie. It was my turn to open the cereal.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26But... I need it to finish my collection, Lola.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28You can get one next time.

0:06:28 > 0:06:33There won't be a next time! The chance of getting two Giganotosaurus

0:06:33 > 0:06:37is less than tiny, and probably not even that.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Please, Lola, please can I have the Giganotosaurus?

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Please!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46I'll swap you anything you like.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50What about my sugar lump collection?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- No, Charlie.- Marbles?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Don't think so, Charlie. - My badges...

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- No.- All three of them!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10I really do like them, Charlie,

0:07:10 > 0:07:12but I don't collect them,

0:07:12 > 0:07:16but I did collect the ginamosaurus.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Oh! But yours isn't a proper collection.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25A proper collection is to find all the same kind of things

0:07:25 > 0:07:30and you have to know all about them, like I know all about dinosaurs!

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Wheeee!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Do you know why a Brachiosaurus neck is so long?

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- So it can eat leaves from the tallest trees.- Oooh!

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Lola, over there! A Stegosaurus.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Oh, it's changing colour, Charlie!

0:07:46 > 0:07:49It does that to scare off bigger dinosaurs,

0:07:49 > 0:07:52like Tyrannosaurus Rex

0:07:52 > 0:07:54with its big teeth!

0:07:54 > 0:07:59- SHE GIGGLES - Charlie! Look at his hands.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Look at his tiny tiny weeny hands.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06I think we'd better go now, Lola.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13- It's a ptero-thingy.- A Pterodactyl.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16It's as big as an aeroplane

0:08:16 > 0:08:18and can fly for squillions of miles.

0:08:22 > 0:08:28Do we want to see the biggest, fiercest dinosaur of them all, Lola?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Yes!

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Well, you can't.- Why not, Charlie?

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Because you've got it. It's the Giganotosaurus,

0:08:37 > 0:08:40the dinosaur in your collection.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43You really want this, don't you?

0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Yes, I really want it. - Well, you can have it

0:08:47 > 0:08:51but only if you guess what my collection is.

0:08:52 > 0:08:57But all your things are completely different. Nothing goes together.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59But they do all go together,

0:08:59 > 0:09:03because I collected them for all the same reason.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06OK, it's a collection of...

0:09:06 > 0:09:09of all very different things.

0:09:09 > 0:09:14- No.- OK, a collection of... things no-one needs.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17No, Charlie, because you need this.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20But you're very, very close.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24- Oh...- Shall I tell you? Shall I?

0:09:26 > 0:09:31- Go on then.- It's a collection of things that people DO need

0:09:31 > 0:09:34and that I can give to them

0:09:34 > 0:09:37and they'll be very, very pleased.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Huh?- This seashell's for Mum,

0:09:40 > 0:09:42to keep her jewellery in.

0:09:42 > 0:09:48And this is a ruler for Marv, because he said he wanted to measure

0:09:48 > 0:09:51how long Sizzles' tail has grown.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Thanks, Lola.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57And this is Lotta's other hair bobble that she completely lost

0:09:57 > 0:10:01and I found it when I was collecting.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Thank you, Lola.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06And this, Charlie, is the dinosaur

0:10:06 > 0:10:11- that you really need for your collection.- I know.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Here you are.- Oh!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Thanks, Lola.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20So you see, Charlie,

0:10:20 > 0:10:23mine is a proper collection.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27It's a collection of things that people really, really need.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30THEY LAUGH

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