But I Am Completely Hearing and Also Listening

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03LAUGHTER

0:00:03 > 0:00:06Ah, Charlie.

0:00:10 > 0:00:11Lola?

0:00:11 > 0:00:12Charlie.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Ah, oh, oh!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37I have this little sister Lola.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40- She's small...- Brrrr! - ...and very funny.

0:00:40 > 0:00:46"Hello, who are you?" He's called Charlie and he's my brother.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50- "He's very big, isn't he?" - LAUGHTER

0:00:50 > 0:00:56Look, it's a puppet. Did you think it was a real elephant, Charlie?

0:00:56 > 0:00:58- No.- What is inside the box?

0:00:58 > 0:01:00I'll show you in a minute, Lola.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Mmm, mm, that goes here.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- SHE BLOWS OUT - Is it a minute, now?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Hmm.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Hmm, hmm. Hmm.

0:01:12 > 0:01:18- "Can we open it now and see what's inside?- I said in a minute, Lola.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22Excuse me, Charlie. That wasn't me asking that was elephant.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26OK, well, Dad has bought this puppet theatre but we can't

0:01:26 > 0:01:30play with it yet because we have to put it together first.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32It has lots of parts, Lola,

0:01:32 > 0:01:35so we have to be careful and do it properly.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38I'm sure you know how to put it properly together.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Hm. Hold on!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46But I think that will take for ages!

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Not if we follow the instructions.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Here and...- Are you ready to put it together, Charlie?

0:01:54 > 0:01:59Because Elephant would really like to play with the theatre thingy.

0:01:59 > 0:02:05OK, now listen. The instructions say we need to put wall A next to

0:02:05 > 0:02:09wall B and then attach tabs one, two and three.

0:02:09 > 0:02:15Then repeat point three with roof part two and roof B.

0:02:15 > 0:02:20- Fix the two roof parts together along line F.- Oh!

0:02:22 > 0:02:28Now take floor section one and bend along folds E, F, G and H.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Stand on flat... Are you listening Lola?

0:02:32 > 0:02:36- Lola, I don't think you were listening.- Yes, I was Charlie but

0:02:36 > 0:02:41Elephant is an actual puppet and he knows all about puppet theatres.

0:02:41 > 0:02:46- So, he told me exactly just how to do it.- But you've left a piece out.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Ooh!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52"We know where that piece goes."

0:02:52 > 0:02:54It goes here.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59In fact, I don't think that piece is important.

0:02:59 > 0:03:04Ah, now I have to take it all apart and do it properly later.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08- You didn't listen. You never listen. - I do, Charlie.

0:03:08 > 0:03:14I am completely hearing and also listening. I'm listening now.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17GROANING AND SIGHING

0:03:17 > 0:03:20La-de-da-de-da-dum!

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Charlie, guess what's going to happen today?- I don't know, Lola.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26I'll give you a clue. Splat, splat, splat!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29We're going to do splatter paintings.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Mum says you need to take your umbrella, it's going to rain.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34"What's a splatter painting, Lola?"

0:03:34 > 0:03:37It's when you get a paintbrush, full of paint,

0:03:37 > 0:03:41and splat, splat, splat all over the paper.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Maybe you should leave your elephant he might get wet.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47You can hold the brush in your trunk and splat with me.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Splat, splat, splat. - Come on, Mum's waiting.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54"Can I come and do splatting with you, Lola?" Of course you can.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58We're going to have a really good fun time.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06- Oh.- Oops, I didn't bring my umbrella.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Mum said to bring it, Lola. You weren't listening, were you?

0:04:09 > 0:04:14- I was but I was putting Elephant into my pocket.- Oh, Lola.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16He especially asked to come with me

0:04:16 > 0:04:18so that he could do splatter painting.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- HORN BEEPS - Come on.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Guess what I've got in my pocket, Lotta.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28Um... Is it a magic genie that gives you wishes?

0:04:28 > 0:04:32No, it's an elephant puppet called Elephant.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37Uh... Um... Tara!

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Oh!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Oop! Oh, dear!

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Oh!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Never mind.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46OCCUPIED HUMMING

0:04:46 > 0:04:52I really love to splat! Splitter splatter splat!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Splat! Splat!

0:04:54 > 0:04:59- Look, Elephant, splat splat splat! - Lola, your water's getting...

0:04:59 > 0:05:02You can have a go in a minute. It's really good fun.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- I'll move it for you, Lola. - # I love splatting! Mmm! #

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Whee!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Splash!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Splat! Splat! Splat!

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Splat! - SHE LAUGHS

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Lola, watch out!- Splat! Splat!

0:05:22 > 0:05:26Lola, I told you watch out for the water!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Sorry.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34That's it, Elephant, you'll soon be back to normal,

0:05:34 > 0:05:38only a little bit sticky and a tiny bit still wet.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42Listen, everybody, I've got the new Batcat game.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44The new Batcat game!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47My mum says you can all come round and play it.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50You have to come as someone from Batcat,

0:05:50 > 0:05:54and then we can eat Batcat biscuits that my mum has bought specially.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57This is really, really exciting.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59What's really, really exciting?

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Arnold Wolf has got the Batcat game and we can dress up as Batcat people

0:06:03 > 0:06:06and go to his and eat Batcat biscuits.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Come round to my house for teatime,

0:06:09 > 0:06:15and then my mum says to get your mum or dad to pick you up at about five.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Five o'clock, OK?

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Five o'clock. Oh, can I bring my elephant puppet?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- He loves biscuits.- Yes, Lola. And Charlie can come.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26But your puppet can't have any biscuits

0:06:26 > 0:06:29as there are only enough for two biscuits each.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33We can ask Mum if we can go to the supermarket to get more biscuits,

0:06:33 > 0:06:35then there'll be enough for you too.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41I'm going to wear my Batcat mask, Charlie, and paint whiskers.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Oh, and Elephant's going to dress up too as Batcat.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47What time are we supposed to get there, Lola?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Mmm. Five o'clock.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Yes, that's what Arnold said.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53I can't wait, I can't wait!

0:06:53 > 0:06:57"I can't wait either! Phhrr!"

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Hold still, Lola. - Hold still, Elephant.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06- I'm really looking forward to playing Batcat.- There. How's that?

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Come on, quickly, Lola. It's nearly five o'clock.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15I love parties. Do you love parties? "Yes, I do!"

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Oh!- Hello, Arnold.- Hello.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22I thought you weren't coming. This was your biscuit.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Oh, but you said five o'clock.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28No, you couldn't have listened properly.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30I said come early for teatime,

0:07:30 > 0:07:34and then your mum and dad could pick you up at five o'clock.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Everyone's gone.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Oh.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Lola!- Oh!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Never mind, Lola, there will be more parties.

0:07:45 > 0:07:50Sometimes I don't think I always listen very hard enough.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54That's true, Lola, but I know you can.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59(Do you want to have another go at building the puppet theatre?")

0:08:01 > 0:08:02OK.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- I'll read the instructions. - And I'll listen.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09And so will Elephant too so there will be double listening.

0:08:09 > 0:08:14We have to bend the roof part 1 at joint D, then fix the wall in.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18SHE LAUGHS

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Stick this to this.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22This bit goes over here, Charlie.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24That goes there.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Ooh!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29I'm nearly done.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33- Six, seven, eight - tara! - SHE LAUGHS

0:08:34 > 0:08:36It's perfect.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41"Hey, why don't you and me and Lola have a puppet show?"

0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Good idea.- "Phhrr!"

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Welcome, everybody,

0:08:45 > 0:08:50you will be watching a play about listening

0:08:50 > 0:08:55called Batcat And An Ear That Has Gone Missing But Nobody Knows Where.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh, boo-hoo!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Who are you?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03I'm Batcat, the super cat.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Now, what's the matter?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08You look like a very upset Elephant.

0:09:08 > 0:09:13- Pardon?- I said, "You look like a very upset Elephant!"

0:09:13 > 0:09:16I am. I have lost one of my ears.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21I'm a very famous cat and I will find it.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Now, when did you last see your ear?

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Well, I think it was in my friend Lauren's coat.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I hope you're listening everybody

0:09:31 > 0:09:34because that was a very important clue.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37What kind of coat was it, I wonder?

0:09:37 > 0:09:41I remember it was raining and I was soaked to pieces.

0:09:41 > 0:09:46Maybe it was not a raincoat since you got quite wet.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48I think it was woolyish,

0:09:48 > 0:09:52but there are so many coats, how will you find it?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55I wonder if anyone in the audience can find the coat?

0:09:57 > 0:10:01- Me! Me! I can! I can! - Thank you, audience person.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03It's Lola's coat.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Not a raincoat, but a sort of wooly coat.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Not a green coat? - Yes, it's not green!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Did you hear that?- Hmm. - It might be red.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Here it is, here it is! I found it!- Well done, Arnold.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- There you go. - You have been a good listener.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Now, I will always be a very good listener indeed.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oops.