0:00:19 > 0:00:21WHISTLE BLOWS
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Course, I blame you for this, you know.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Christmas Eve and we're stranded.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Two first-class tickets to Rotherham and what do you show the inspector?
0:00:29 > 0:00:33- Two toffee papers and a wine gum. - It was a red one.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45We'll never make it to Granny Chuckle's Christmas charade party.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I don't even know where we are.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49The sign says Little-Under-Standing.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54- No?! Well, I was practically brought up here.- No, you weren't.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56You were brought up in Rotherham.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58I know because I used to do your homework.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- I've spent more time here than I can remember.- How long was that?
0:01:02 > 0:01:07- A couple of days. I put a safe in for Julian Halibut.- Who?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Sounds a bit fishy to me. - He's an old friend of mine.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- Hey, we could spend Christmas with him.- You don't think he'd mind?
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Course not. People used to say we were as thick as thieves.- Really?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18No mention of planks then?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20PLANE FLIES OVERHEAD
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Allow me.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Thank you.- My pleasure.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34I'm Barry and he's Paul.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Molly.- No, Paul.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39I've come all the way from the Windy City.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Blackpool?- Chicago, USA?
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- Down here for the Christmas holidays are you?- Yeah, for the concert.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- At some grand house near here. - Oh, you're a musician?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50It's me and two other girls, we play jazz.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52That's unusual, for a girl.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Hey, get with it! It's 1929 after all.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58So, where's the rest of your swinging, cool combo?
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- They've been staying up in Scotland, studying heathers.- Heather's what?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04The plant, heather?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Of course.- Silly you.- Silly me.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Well, it's been swell meeting you. - Yes, and you, too.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Here we are, Barry. Halibut Hall.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34"Top thief in town."
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Hello there! Shop!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Paul. Paul.- Ah, Butler. We've come to spend Christmas
0:02:44 > 0:02:46with my old friend Julian Halibut.
0:02:46 > 0:02:51What a shame, sir. I regret that Mr Halibut has left the country.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Good day, sirs.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Just a minute. Who lives here now?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57The house is currently occupied by his nephew, sir.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Young Raef. I've not seen him since he was so high.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Go and inform him that Mr Chuckle and Mr Chuckle are here.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Very well, sir. I'll inform him of your presence.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Oh, we haven't brought presents. Bit of a surprise visit, you see.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15RUMBLING
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- What was that? - It'll be the central heating.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Oh.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Or the ghost.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Eh?- Was it a watery, bubbly sort of sound?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- No.- That'll be the ghost then.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Ooh.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Mirror, mirror, look at me
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Raef Halibear is what you see
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Handsome, witty and so charming
0:03:37 > 0:03:41With a teddy, so disarming.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44That's you, my precious.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Ahem. Sorry to interrupt, sir.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Some old friends have come to visit. Knew your Uncle Julian.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Mr and Mr Chuckle?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Hey, Barry. Look at this.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04It says here there's a jewel thief about.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08He's known as the White Glove. According to this,
0:04:08 > 0:04:11he makes friends with posh people, finds the best pickings,
0:04:11 > 0:04:13then steals them from under their nose.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Eww! Steals the pickings from under their noses?
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- No wonder he wears gloves. - We'll have to keep an eye out.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Young Raef is the exact type of person he'd be looking for.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Old friends, eh?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27What would you have me tell them, sir?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Get rid of them. Make up some excuse.- Very good, sir.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Come on.- Yeah, but...
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- Ahem.- Ah, there you are. Where's Mr Raef?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I regret, sir, Mr Raef cannot speak to you.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- He's partaking of a bath. - Ah, well. Never mind. We'll wait.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- But...- Da-da-da-da-da! - Very well, sir.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Hmm. Very pretty.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Shoddy workmanship. See to that, Barry.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Chives, have they gone? - Is that you, Raef?
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Oh, they're in the grand hall, sir.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Don't forget your bear.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Good afternoon.- He-he-hello, Raef.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- You got dressed quick, didn't you?- What?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Don't you remember me? Paul? Uncle Julian's friend.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25You were only a nipper, but you've not changed. Except for your beard.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30- I don't have a beard.- No, but you did when you were nine, what?
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Actually, you have changed slightly. Your hair's a lot darker
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- and your nose has changed shape. - I'd like to chat...- Me too.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40But I have to look after the...dooh-dah.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- Don't worry about Barry, I'll sort him out.- I have things to do.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- For the concert tonight. - Another one!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- You carry on, we'll make ourselves at home.- No!
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Chives will show you the door.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54No thanks, we've already seen it.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55- Hey, steady.- Toodle pip.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Now, look here, you two.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04I don't know what your game is, but the last thing I need
0:06:04 > 0:06:06is any more thieves in here.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Thieves? How dare you! Tell him, Barry.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Case proved, I think.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18- I can explain.- I'm giving you two the old heave-ho.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- The old heave-ho?- Heave...
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Ho!- Ho!
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Hey!
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Did you see that newspaper article? - About the robber?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- The White Glove?- Yes, and you see what the butler is wearing?
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- White gloves.- You don't think he's the jewel thief?
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Well, he admitted it. As good as. - How'd you work that out?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Well, it's obvious.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54Chives said he didn't want any more thieves in here. Any MORE thieves.
0:06:54 > 0:06:59- Ah! So what we gonna do? - There's only one thing we can do.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Remember the family motto.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05A Chuckle always stands by his friends, through thick and thin.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- No matter how hard they try to get away.- Exactly.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Now, Chives.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14The concert tonight - I've got a rather important personage coming.
0:07:14 > 0:07:19- I don't want any more upsets. - I understand perfectly, sir.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22The white gloves approach.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26White gloves. Yes. Yes, I like the sound of that.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29TELEPHONE RINGS Excuse me, sir.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Come on, Barry. We've got to get back inside.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Yeah, yeah, I'm sure of it. The robbery's tonight.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00'Just leave it to me.'
0:08:00 > 0:08:04I won't let anything get in the way of our plans.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08I say! What are you coves still doing here?
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Raef! I've got something to tell you about...Chives.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Ah, yes. Where is that man? Chives! Chives!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- Keep your grubby hands off! - Sorry. He's very nice.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Nice?! He's priceless!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25The most valuable thing I own.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Priceless? Did you say priceless?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Absolutely.
0:08:29 > 0:08:34Now, Chives. Deal with these...gentlemen.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- Heave...- Ho!- Ho!
0:08:42 > 0:08:47So, that's it. Chives is out to steal Raef's priceless bear.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Have you got a plan?- No, I've run out of ideas.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Really? You're not saying that to cheer me up?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54GRAVEL CRUNCHES
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Oh, bother.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Allow me.- Oh, thank you.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Hey, it's you, what are you doing here?
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- This is where Paul's friend lives. - No way. This is where I'm playing!
0:09:08 > 0:09:13Oh, jazz is just so tickety-boo! But what are you guys doing out here?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Well, there's been a bit of a misunderstanding.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20We're searching for the notorious jewel thief, the White Glove.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- We got thrown out. Twice. - Jewel thief? How thrilling!
0:09:23 > 0:09:27And is this thief gonna steal all your friend's jewels?
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- No, his teddy bear.- His teddy bear, that's all?- It's very valuable.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33The most valuable thing he owns.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- Well, if there's anything I can do...- Yeah, thanks, Molly.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Where's the rest of your band? - They haven't shown up,
0:09:41 > 0:09:43so I guess I'll be on my lonesome.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Such a shame, I've got all of their dresses in my trunk.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Ahem. The band has arrived, sir.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02- Hi, I'm Molly and these are my sisters...- Holly.- And Dolly.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Golly! Well, it's absolutely corking to meet you all.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- I've read so much about you, Molly. - You have?- Rather!
0:10:10 > 0:10:15- All your family are musical, what? - No, my brother Wally makes brollies.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Gosh! Well, they all sound very jolly.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Now we're here, what we gonna do? - Firstly, we've got to get Chives
0:10:22 > 0:10:26to confess his plan. This calls for someone with tact and diplomacy.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- I'll see if I can find somebody. - Ye...
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Come on.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Lovely place you have here, Mr Chives.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Indeed, Mr Raef is very proud of his family seat.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42All the furniture's nice, actually.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- Mr Raef must be a very rich man. - Sadly not. He has the house,
0:10:47 > 0:10:52- but nothing else of value.- Oh, come now. That teddy bear looks valuable.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Only to him. Between you and me, ladies,
0:10:55 > 0:10:58it's just a cheap stuffed toy. PLANE OVERHEAD
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Isn't that rather low?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Sorry, but it's the truth. - Excuse us.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Listen, if that teddy's not worth anything,
0:11:08 > 0:11:11what is Chives planning to steal?
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- Something else in the house? - There's nothing else of value here.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Something one of the guests is bringing?
0:11:18 > 0:11:19No. I'll tell you what it will be.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Something one of the guests is bringing. Ha-ha!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24- We'll have to keep a good eye out tonight.- OK.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Now, about this concert.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29You're right. We'll not be able to watch and play.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32But I might just have the very thing. This way.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36AEROPLANE ENGINE CAN STILL BE HEARD Wow! That is some neat flying!
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Coming in to land. Well, couldn't have chosen a better place.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43There isn't a tree around for miles.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44CRASH!
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- Except that one.- Most intriguing. There's no-one in it.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50What? No pilot?!
0:11:50 > 0:11:55Shame. With flying like that, I'd have invited him to my party.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Oh! Splendid, I'd be pleased to accept.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Gertie Gigglesworth. Pilot, aviator and all round good egg.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05'Scuse me dropping in unannounced.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Bailed out when things got a bit sticky.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12A bit of technical trouble with the thingamajig whatsitsname.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15The pressure gauge? The rev counter? The tachometer?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17No, the wings.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21And of all the houses in the village, you dropped in on this one.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Yes, that's about the size of it. You must be Molly.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Gee... How do you know that?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Uh, lucky guess.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Now, I don't suppose there's anywhere for a girl to freshen up?
0:12:34 > 0:12:39- Of course. Chives?- Oh, don't bother. Navigated the Amazon solo,
0:12:39 > 0:12:42so I'm sure I can find a bedroom, what?
0:12:48 > 0:12:52It's lucky I brought this with me. It's the latest thing.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56It takes silent movies. We'll hide it in the Christmas tree,
0:12:56 > 0:13:00and if Chives does anything suspicious, we've got it on film.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Whereabouts on the tree?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10At the top.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14I can't get up there without a step...
0:13:16 > 0:13:17..stepladder.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Don't suppose you brought any safety equipment?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Well remembered. Just in case you fall on me head. Now, off you go.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Now, look here. I dunno what your game is, but I do know
0:13:41 > 0:13:43you ain't what you say you are.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Ooh, steady! You'll have the whole thing down.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- Done it.- Simple.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- Oh!- Oh! Oh!
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Told you. - Perhaps no-one will notice.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Luckily, I brought this with me. Here, take this end of the rope
0:14:05 > 0:14:06and tie it to the top of the tree.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- To you.- To me.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- Tie it on there.- What are you gonna do?- I'll throw this end up
0:14:13 > 0:14:16over the chandelier and hoist up the tree.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21- Done it.- Ready!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- To me.- Whoa!- To you.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- To me.- Wo-ho!- To you.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28- To me.- No, steady!
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Now, hop it.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34Hop it?! Hop it?! Is that the way you address a major
0:14:34 > 0:14:38of the Women's Legion of Motor Drivers and Civilian Subordinates?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I'm sorry but I'm afraid it's time for the old heave-ho.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Heave...- Ho!- Wah!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Gertie Gigglesworth.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Looks like I've underestimated you. - Right.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01What-ho! You with the band?
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Gertie Gigglesworth. Just met Molly earlier.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07You must be her ugly sisters.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Looking forward to hearing you play.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Paul, about the concert.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- I don't think we're gonna get away with it.- Nonsense!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Just need a bit of practice. Nip up to Molly's room,
0:15:21 > 0:15:24find an instrument then find somewhere private.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25What are you gonna do?
0:15:25 > 0:15:29I'm gonna track down Raef, find out how many people he's invited.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31RUMBLING
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Oh. Ghosts!
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Ooh!
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Oh! I must be going off the old trolley, what?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- Wrong room.- And wrong trunk.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Sorry.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01BANGING
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Ooh!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Right, somewhere private.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17That should do.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Must tell Barry. Must tell Barry.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26EUPHONIUM PLAYS
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Just a bit of a blockage. - EUPHONIUM PLAYS
0:16:33 > 0:16:37You couldn't get me a large wire brush, could you?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Thank you.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Barry! Barry!
0:16:43 > 0:16:49- Barry?- It's a nickname. Isn't that right, Holly?
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Yes, that's right. I always call me sister Barry.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Ever since Rotherham Boys' School.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Um, well, I'll have to... Excuse me.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Rotherham Boys' School?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02EUPHONIUM PLAYS
0:17:03 > 0:17:06That should do nicely. Thank you very much.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Now, for Gertie Gigglesworth.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11RUMBLING
0:17:11 > 0:17:16- What was that?- I didn't hear anything.- You must have heard that!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18It's probably the wind.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Or the ghost.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Ooh! I'm... I'm gonna go get my wrap.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26It's suddenly getting very chilly.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Hurry back.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33I thought I might find you here.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Come to apologise, have you? - As a matter of fact, yeah.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- Ah.- The way you chucked me out the door,
0:17:38 > 0:17:41there's only once place you'd learn that.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Oh, you know it, do you?
0:17:42 > 0:17:46I think you and I are in the same line of business.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50- Oh! Hi, a party!- I was just going.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- We'll talk more. - Yes, I shall enjoy that.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Hey, you're not going to the party dressed like that, are you?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- Let me see if I can find you something.- No need.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Always come prepared, that's my motto.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Wow, I never would have known!
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Well, things aren't always what they seem, are they, Molly?
0:18:09 > 0:18:13- I beg your pardon, ma'am? - You see, I know who you are.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20The gig, as they say, is up.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- EUPHONIUM PLAYS - Hurry up!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Do you mind? I'm halfway through a sonata!
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Oh, I'm so... What?! Get out here!
0:18:30 > 0:18:33You'll never guess what that idiot Raef's done.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Only gone and invited the whole village. The WHOLE village!
0:18:36 > 0:18:39I mean, Chives could be planning to rob any one of them.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Or none of them.- What do you mean?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- What if Chives isn't the White Glove?- Oh, he is, all right.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48I identified him. Besides, if it's not him, who could it be? Molly?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51You? Me? Raef, even?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Gertie.- Don't be stupid.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- I saw her acting suspiciously in Molly's room.- No.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Chives is the White Glove all right. There's no doubt about it.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02We've got to work out what he's going to steal.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04MUFFLED JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Is that it? The whole village?
0:19:13 > 0:19:15It's not a very large village, miss.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Oh, bother, not again!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Allow me.- A very nice necklace, if I may say?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23The diamonds look particularly valuable.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26I guess. Three or four million dol...
0:19:28 > 0:19:31# La-da-da-da-da-da! #
0:19:31 > 0:19:33I love that song.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Dollars?!- So I've been told.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Very interesting, what?
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Very interesting indeed, sir.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45Come on, everybody. Let's get this old party started.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51So, that's it. That's what the White Glove's after.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- The necklace. - We've got to warn Molly.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Molly! We've got to talk.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01It's about your necklace. It's what the White Glove's after.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- No!- But I've got a way of catching him red-handed.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Just watch for my signal.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Yeah, but what's the plan?
0:20:08 > 0:20:14- Ah...- Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Molly, Holly and Dolly.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21THEY PLAY TUNELESSLY
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Good night.- Thank you.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Well, I think that went rather well. - Most satisfactory.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41I say, I've never seen the euphonium played like that before.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43THEY LAUGH
0:20:43 > 0:20:46I suggest we all turn in. It's only a little while till midnight
0:20:46 > 0:20:49and we don't want to be awake when Santa arrives, what?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Oh! No, not again!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55I am so fed up with these diamonds.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Why don't you give them to me to look after?- Da-da-da, no!
0:20:58 > 0:21:03Tell you what, I'll put them on here until the morning.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Do you think they'll be safe there? Anyone could find them.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Oh, no, they'll be fine there, won't they?
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Yes, there's only us here, isn't there?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14She's right. Come on, everybody.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Bed time.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Sleep well.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24RUMBLING
0:21:32 > 0:21:34RUMBLING
0:21:41 > 0:21:45That's better. Now all we've got to do is wait for the White Glove
0:21:45 > 0:21:48to come and steal the jewels. We'll catch him red-handed.
0:21:51 > 0:21:56- Ooh!- Didn't you bring any provisions?- No.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00You're gonna be hungry by breakfast. There's not enough here for two.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04WOMAN SCREAMS
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Typical.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10The ghost! I saw the ghost!
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Eh? No, you'll be having a bad dream, that's all.
0:22:13 > 0:22:19- Do you really think so?- Yes, there's nothing there, look.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25SHE SCREAMS
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Leave this to us.
0:22:28 > 0:22:33I'm just being silly. I'll go back to bed. Just being silly.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- They're gone.- It's Gertie.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Gotcha!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47There you are, Barry. I told you it was her.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51What? Holly? Dolly?
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- What's happened to your hair? - We'll explain later.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Now, where did you put the jewels? - Here in the safe.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Where no-one can steal them.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01And you've got some explaining to do in the morning.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Ooh!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Well, that's that, then.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Don't be stupid. I told you, I put the safe in. I know the combination.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13The most important date this century.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15- The year Rotherham United were formed?- Exactly.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17BOTH: 1925.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Right. Now to reset the bait.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24- Don't forget the light.- Right.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Ooh! Wait, wait!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30I knew it wasn't Gertie, anyway.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33It was obvious that Chives was the White Glove.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Chuckle and Chuckle.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37How'd they get back in here?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39CREAK
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- What was that? - Just a floorboard creaking.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44No, I don't think we're alone.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46There's someone else in this room.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Or someTHING else.
0:23:47 > 0:23:52Don't be stupid. If it puts your mind at rest, we'll have a look.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56See? Nobody here. And nobody's touched the diamonds.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Gotcha!- Ooh!- Oh!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Da-da-da-da-da! Why are we running?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- You're the robber.- I'm the robber?
0:24:03 > 0:24:07There you are. Instant confession. Consider this a citizen's arrest.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- Barry, handcuffs. - Do you know who I am?
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Yes, you're the notorious jewel thief, the White Glove.
0:24:14 > 0:24:19Has anyone ever told you that you are an incompetent ignoramus?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21It's too late with the flattery now.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25I am Detective Chief Superintendent Chives of Scotland Yard.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27So you're not the White Glove?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29No. But I know who is.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31BOTH: Who?
0:24:40 > 0:24:43- Priceless.- Raef? Raef's the White Glove?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45I knew it all along. Come on.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Six weeks I've been working undercover as a butler
0:24:52 > 0:24:53and all for nothing.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Ah, come on out, Raef.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02The game's up.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06You two bounders! What are you still doing here?!
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Hand over the diamonds, Raef.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Or should I say, White Glove?
0:25:10 > 0:25:11How ridiculous.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15I haven't got anything. Search me if you like.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18He's right. He hasn't got them.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Just a stuffed toy, eh?
0:25:20 > 0:25:24- Well, I'll be toddling along now, then.- Paul.- Ah!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Hold it right there, you!
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Do you know I've got a gold medal for boxing?
0:25:29 > 0:25:33- And I've got a truncheon.- Thought I'd come and see what all the noise was.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36That just leaves you then. I should mention I'm an expert in judo,
0:25:36 > 0:25:41- kung fu, ju-jitsu...- No, thanks. He doesn't like Chinese food.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Yes, I admit it. I'm the White Glove.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47I've been after those diamonds for years.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50When I realised that Molly would be wearing them at the concert,
0:25:50 > 0:25:53I just couldn't resist. Jolly as this is,
0:25:53 > 0:25:55it's time I left.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Now!
0:26:00 > 0:26:02CRASH
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Oh, I want my teddy.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Well done, lads. I'll take care of him now.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Just being silly.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- BANGING - Just being silly.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15BANGING CONTINUES
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Only question now is where's the real Raef?
0:26:20 > 0:26:22WOMAN SCREAMS
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Young Raef!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31HE MUMBLES
0:26:31 > 0:26:33I beg your pardon?
0:26:36 > 0:26:37It can't be you!
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- Golly!- Molly!
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Oh, how jolly!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Don't start that again.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Take him down the nick, lads.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57Happy Christmas, everyone!
0:26:57 > 0:27:02- Crackers, eh?- Well, only some of us. Holly and Dolly, indeed!
0:27:03 > 0:27:06I'm so grateful to you for bringing us together.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07What? You and Raef?
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Yeah, we're to be married!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Aww, love at first sight, eh?
0:27:12 > 0:27:16- Not quite.- We met years ago. In a jazz club in New York.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- I play sax.- I don't know. Real Raef a secret saxophonist.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Pretend Raef the secret White Glove.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Chives secretly from Scotland Yard.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26And you two secretly not ladies!
0:27:29 > 0:27:33- At least you're what you seem. - Ah, well. Sorry, not exactly.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36- Eh?- I'm actually from the Chicago Detective Agency.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Molly's dad hired her to bring her home.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43That's where we're off to, to formally announce our engagement.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Congratulations! That's wonderful!
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Barry, lucky I was here.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51My brilliance has saved the day and stopped a major robbery.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53- I don't know how I do it. - Neither do I.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57Granny Chuckle's Christmas charades party, here we come.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Here, Paul. What's this?
0:27:59 > 0:28:00Sleeping Beauty.
0:28:00 > 0:28:01How'd you know that?!
0:28:01 > 0:28:02You always do that.
0:28:02 > 0:28:03- No, I don't.- Yes, you do.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06- OK, then. What's this? - Sleeping Beauty Two.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- How did you know that? - You always do that, as well.
0:28:09 > 0:28:10- No, I don't.- Yes, you do.