0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Chucklevision
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Chucklevision
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Chucklevision! #
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Oh!
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Oh! Ha-ha!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28One new dance floor, as requested.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Haven't you done well?
0:00:31 > 0:00:33It's just a pity the flood ruined the old one.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Yes, but plumbing's not our forte. - No.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Or our 39 for that matter. Would you like to give it a twirl?
0:00:39 > 0:00:44Oh! There's no time for that - we have to put the finishing touches on
0:00:44 > 0:00:46before Dame Alice can open for business.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Oh, yes, we're hosting the area dance championships.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53If our top students could win, the school perhaps will survive.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56DOORBELL RINGS That'll be them now.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Come on, we need to put the polish on here.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01You mix it and put it on, I'll get the polishing machine.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Whatever you do, make sure you follow the instructions.- I will.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Right, let's have a look.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12"First remove the lid..."
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Oh!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21"Drop in a bucket of water."
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Oh!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Ah! You must be Dame Alice's two top students.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Great things are expected of you two, you know.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- If you need any advice at all, don't hesitate to ask.- You?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Oh, yes, I'm no stranger to the old ballroom dancing.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Paul, Paul,
0:01:43 > 0:01:46I've run out of polish and the floor's only half done.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47You can't have done.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50There should have been plenty in that tin.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Hope you followed the instructions, or the floor would be dangerous...
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Ah!
0:01:54 > 0:01:55Ooh!
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Help me up.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Ooh!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06"Drop in bucket."
0:02:06 > 0:02:08That's what I did.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- "Put one..."- Put one what?
0:02:10 > 0:02:14"..drop of polish in a bucket of water."
0:02:14 > 0:02:17You've gone and put all the polish on one spot.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Can't we get some more?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22What? And make the whole floor dangerous? I don't think so.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- We'll have to get this off and start again.- How?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27We'll need a sander. I'll get one.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28What shall I do?
0:02:28 > 0:02:32You've done enough. Stay here and make sure nobody else comes in.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Morning.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43BALLROOM MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Barry!- What?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50WHOA!
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Oh!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Ow! Ooh!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Hang on! I know.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Here we go.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12That's it.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18OH!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Got the sander. Now to get the polish off.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26What's happened here?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29We fell on your floor, that's what happened.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- What are we going to do? - We could try ice.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Don't you think the floor is slippy enough?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- I mean for the sore bits - it works for penguins.- What?
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- You don't see many penguins with sprained ankles.- He has a point.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43When I want your medical opinion, I'll ask for it.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Quite right. Come on, we've got work to do.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48I don't think it's anything serious.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51De-de-de!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Leave that to me and come here.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Why can't I do it?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Because we don't want any more unfortunate incidents.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01ENGINE STARTS
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- Oh, dear!- Call us an ambulance. - You're an ambulance.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Thanks to you I'm in plaster and my students are in casualty
0:04:19 > 0:04:23with no hope of taking part in the competition, never mind winning.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26The least we can do is finish the job.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27What? Demolish the place?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30You may as well - I'll probably have to close now anyway.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33I had such high hopes for this year.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Close? Never! Barry got you in this trouble, we'll help you out.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- How?- Barry and I will represent you in the competition
0:04:40 > 0:04:42and, what's more, we'll win it.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Come on, Barry, we need costumes for the occasion.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Should I be worried?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49No need, I'll worry for both of us.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Very nice. Will you come on?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04No way! I'm not doing it!
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Think of poor Dame Alice - she'll have to shut up shop.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11It's not a shop - it's a dancing school.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12I'm not doing it, so there.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15OK, be it on your own head.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17I just hope she understands.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I'll explain it slowly, so she does.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21There you are, boys!
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- Dame Alice, there's something I want to tell you.- No. Me first.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I can't tell you how much this means to me.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32I thought I was on my own, then you two step forward and offer to help.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Oh! Forgive me, you wanted to say something?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Only, it's our pleasure.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40That's very kind.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Now, let's see what you can do.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Nothing too ambitious.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46What about the slippery floor?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Don't worry, I've stuck sandpaper to the soles of our shoes.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52That way, we can scrub the polish off while we go.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55What a good idea. Right, positions.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02BALLROOM MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Don't forget to smile!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Faster, faster!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16UPBEAT MUSIC
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Chins up! TANGO MUSIC
0:06:24 > 0:06:26OK. I think we'll go ahead.
0:06:26 > 0:06:32You two are now our official entrants to the ballroom dancing championship!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Lovely! You won't regret it! - I sincerely hope not.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40You are up against Rodney and Davina Quickfoot of the R&D school.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- They never lose.- There's a first time for everything!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48They run the other school in town and they want me out of business.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Well, we'll soon see about that. After you, Barry.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53There is a first time for everything!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Rodney, Davina. This is... - I'm Paul Chuckle.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Delighted to meet you.- Who you are is of no significance to me.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I'm here to win the competition, not make friends. Let's get on,
0:07:15 > 0:07:19- shall we?- Charming! - Winning has gone to his head.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Gone to his head, has it? Right. This is one year he won't win.
0:07:22 > 0:07:27- Come on, Barry.- Gentlepersons, take your positions!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32JIVE MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- They're very good. - They are, aren't they?
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- Remember what Grandma said.- You should've been in bed hours ago.- No!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56"When you're challenged, stick your nose against the grindstone."
0:07:56 > 0:08:01- That explains her flat nose. - Exactly. We'll show 'em.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26How did we do?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Paul and Barry have 27!
0:08:30 > 0:08:36Rodney and Davina have 24, so the winner is couple number 10,
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- Paul and Barry!- Hey-hey! Great. Can we get the trophy
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- and go home now?- You can't do that!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45There are another two rounds.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Eh?- Haven't you ever taken part in a competition before?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Yes. Rotherham's Bonniest Baby. - And he came third!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I think I'll win it next time.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- I was impressed with your jive. - Thank you very much!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I apologise, and say, "May the best man win."
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- What do you say?- Absolutely. He's not so bad after all, Barry.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Take your partners for the quickstep!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Ooooooh!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Aaagh! - BANGING AND CRASHING
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Are you OK? - I think I've pulled something.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- Probably this table! - Help me up, will you?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Ooh! I need to get back in there, quick!
0:09:31 > 0:09:35And Rodney and Davina have 27.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Just a minute!- What now?- You can't score that, we weren't here!
0:09:39 > 0:09:44Yes, they can. We finished while you were rearranging furniture!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I'm afraid the score has to stand.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49This round to Rodney and Davina.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52The next round will decide the championship!
0:09:52 > 0:09:56And that means we've won. He can't compete with an injury,
0:09:56 > 0:09:59not that he's much competition!
0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Let's practise our speech. "It gives me great pleasure..."- Oh, well.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Oh, well, nothing! If I can't compete, do it on your own!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Can't do that. All competitors have to have partners.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11He's right!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- That's it, then.- That's it, nothing!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Would you give us a few minutes, please? Come on.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Now, due to my unfortunate injury, I can't dance.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- And you have to have a partner, right?- Right.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28But nothing says it has to be living, right?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- I'm not dancing with a skeleton! - Don't have to. Dummy.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32I beg your pardon?!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Dummy! Ha ha!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38There you go. Just call it Harold and keep smiling.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Well?- Fine, thanks.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47I mean, well, where is she?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49TANGO MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:51 > 0:10:53There!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Who's she dancing with?
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Whoever it is moves very well.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Lovely mover!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Come on, Davina, we're going to put a stop to this.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Foul!
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Barry? Barry?
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- Oooh!- After them, Davina!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Oh! Ooooh!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Ooooooh!
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Ooooh!
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Ooooh!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- MUSIC STOPS - That's enough of that!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Rodney and Davina score...
0:12:04 > 0:12:0627 points!
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- Barry and...- Harold. - ..Harold score...
0:12:14 > 0:12:1728 points!
0:12:17 > 0:12:22And the winners are Barry and Harold!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- We've won! I knew we could do it! - WE?!
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Dame Alice's academy is safe. - For the time being.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Come on, Davina, let's get our coats.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Ooh!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38I can't thank you enough!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40No thanks are necessary.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- Perhaps a small ta.- All there's left to do is give you your trophy.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- I'll get it.- Ah-teh-teh-teh! Let's do this properly, Barry.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Get the red carpet!- Oh!
0:12:53 > 0:12:54There you are.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57We hope you get all the students you can handle.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Oh, thank you for that. And I want you to know,
0:13:00 > 0:13:04you'll always have a special place in my heart.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Oooh, tidy up before you go.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Ahh! It's a shame they don't get on, really.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14- To us?- To us.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Aaaaaagh!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- CRASH! - Oh dear, oh dear!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- THEY ALL GROAN - Oops!- Oops!
0:13:28 > 0:13:32You know what you said about them not getting on? They're closer now!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Call us another ambulance!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- You're another ambulance!- Oh!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Quickstep, I think!
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- What shall I do? - I'll have to get a sanding machine!
0:13:44 > 0:13:48- I shouldn't say "What shall I do"! - You ask me after that!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I've got to put the finishing touches on so Miss...Miss...
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- Miss?- Dame Miss Alice!- Miss Alice.
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