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0:00:19 > 0:00:22SNORING
0:00:30 > 0:00:35- What are you doing? - Recharging me batteries.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39- So was I!- You're not plugged in. - What are you watching?
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- The new Beetleman film.- Rubbish!
0:00:42 > 0:00:46- I'm in his fan club. - Bet you're the only one.
0:00:46 > 0:00:51There's 200,000 of us. There's a convention next month. Shall we go?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- We shall not!- It's only £10.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Only ten quid? If you think I'm gonna...
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Hang on. Hang on a minute. Only ten quid?
0:01:01 > 0:01:07200,000 members. If only half of them came, that'd be...ooh...
0:01:07 > 0:01:11- What?- A lot of money. I think it's time
0:01:11 > 0:01:16- we got into the convention business. - Give me my laptop back.- Here you go.
0:01:16 > 0:01:21I've posted an advert. We're gonna hold our own Beetleman convention.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Oh, no! You know nothing about Beetleman.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30- Where are you going? - I've got posters to organise,
0:01:30 > 0:01:35quizzes, autograph sessions, stuff to sell... Busy, busy!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Paul!- Go away! I'm busy.- What with?
0:01:45 > 0:01:50- Ow!- Ha-ha! What do you think? - What is it?
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Beetleman.- It isn't.- What do you mean?- It's nothing like Beetleman.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Looks like a woodlouse. - He's in disguise.
0:02:01 > 0:02:06Right. Only to protect the Beetleman legend and myself from shame, mind,
0:02:06 > 0:02:11- I'll give you the benefit of my experience.- Will you, indeed?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Yes.
0:02:14 > 0:02:19How's the organising going? You'll need a star. He might be expensive,
0:02:19 > 0:02:25- but the fans will expect his super move.- Super move?- Yeah, that one.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28He did it in Beetleman 3.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33Yes, of course(!) Anyway, I've already booked our Beetleman star.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37- And I've got a hall for free. - Have you?- Yes.
0:02:37 > 0:02:42- One problem.- What?- Merchandising. We'll need Beetleman stuff to sell.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48No way! Never! No chance!
0:02:51 > 0:02:56Oh, yes. I totally understand we're not paying for the room.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00But this convention will do wonders for your hotel.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05Did I tell you the mayor will be coming, along with the mayoress?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09No extra charge to you. Because, um...
0:03:15 > 0:03:20- And it's possible that a member of the Royal Family could be here.- Oh!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Sorry. Bit of trouble with me orbit.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26So our little gathering
0:03:26 > 0:03:32- could see your hotel hosting a royal wedding in the future.- I see.
0:03:33 > 0:03:38Hey - what do you think? One free room. Not bad, eh?
0:03:38 > 0:03:43- You lied, then.- Um... Nice costume.- Do you like it?
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- What's in the belt?- Loads of stuff. A Beetleman comic.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50A Beetleman earpiece.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52A sherbet dab.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- Sherbet dab?!- Well, superheroes get peckish, you know.
0:03:56 > 0:04:02- And look at this - ho-ho! A Beetleman Super Zapper.- Toys!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03No...!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Oh!- Oh, dear!
0:04:15 > 0:04:21Well, we've got lots to do before our celebrity guest arrives.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29- It's very nice.- It is. - Only one thing's missing.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- What?- Our Beetleman superstar. - Don't worry.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- I've flown him from America. - He doesn't fly - he back-flips.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41- Then he'll be wet when he gets here! - Look out - people are arriving.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Welcome to the best Beetleman convention ever.
0:04:46 > 0:04:51What he's trying to say is, "Eek! Wheee! Drrrr!"
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Thank you.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- What was that all about? - Beetleman greeting.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Can I have a go?- If you want. - Eek! Wheee! Drrrr!
0:05:03 > 0:05:08- Get off!- Is it something I said? - I don't think so.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- It's what you've done. - I- run all the Beetleman conventions.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- You're nicking my business. - Competition never hurt anybody.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19We'll see. I'm going to ruin you.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Oh, yeah?- Yeah!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Oh, yeah?- Yeah!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27This had better be good! Come on.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Don't think he likes you.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- 'Scuse me, you haven't seen Beetleman, have you?- That's me.
0:05:52 > 0:05:59- Eh? Are you sure?- Yeah. What other superhero has this profile?
0:05:59 > 0:06:04- Oh, dear.- OLD dear, more like. - Barry, a word.- Have a nice sit down.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- Thank you, son.- There. Won't be a minute.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- This isn't the man I booked. - Are you sure?
0:06:11 > 0:06:16Positive. I booked a superhero. It cost me an arm and a leg.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- What are you doing? - Checking your extremities.
0:06:20 > 0:06:25I've been diddled. I'm gonna have it out with him. Excuse me, sir.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30- Excuse me, sir. Oi! - Paul!- Wake up!- Paul!
0:06:30 > 0:06:35- He IS Beetleman.- He's not.- He was the first actor to play Beetleman.
0:06:35 > 0:06:41- This comic was printed in 1957. He's on the front cover.- 1957?
0:06:41 > 0:06:46- How many Beetlemen have there been? I blame you.- It's not my fault.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48He's too old to do any super moves.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Doing anything'll be a job for him. - CHANTING: Beetleman! Beetleman!
0:06:52 > 0:06:57- No time to worry now - we've got to set up an autograph session.- How?
0:06:57 > 0:07:01He can't lift an arm, never mind a pen.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06ALL: Beetleman! Beetleman! Beetleman! Beetleman!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- One, two. One, two.- He can count(!) Three, four!
0:07:10 > 0:07:16Er...ladies and Beetlemen, it's now time for the autograph session.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Please make your way forward, one at a time.
0:07:28 > 0:07:34- Is he OK?- Yes. He's just focusing ready for the Beetle Move later.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Is he, indeed? I'd like to ask him something.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43Not till the question and answer session later. Ladies and gentlemen,
0:07:43 > 0:07:48over at the Beetleman stand you'll find something of great interest.
0:07:53 > 0:07:58Did you see that? That was the first Beetle comic every printed.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03It's just what I need to complete my collection. It's worth a fortune.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- I'll go and sell some stuff. - What shall I do with him?
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Tuck him up in bed somewhere. - If you say so.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16Ladies and Beetlemen, the stand is open for business.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21- Don't all rush(!)- There's nothing here we haven't seen before.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Something must take your fancy. - Come here.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30- One thing might be of interest to me. - Really?- That old, tatty comic.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I may be able to got to, say...£30.
0:08:34 > 0:08:39- But only because I like you.- I'm sure we can come to an arrangement.- No!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- It's mine!- Hey! Just a minute.
0:08:43 > 0:08:49- It's not for sale.- I need every penny I can get, thanks to him.- No.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54I'm giving it to him as a souvenir of his visit. That's my last word.
0:08:54 > 0:08:59- It's time for the question session. Get ready.- For what?
0:08:59 > 0:09:04- To answer questions. He can't.- Nor can I. Beetleman's bigger than me.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- Somebody might notice. - Well, who CAN do it?
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- You.- Me?! What if I get a question I can't answer?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- That could be about anything. - About Beetleman!
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Tell you what - use my Beetleman earpiece.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23If you get stuck on anything, I'll give you the answer.
0:09:23 > 0:09:28- Do you think it'll work?- It's got new batteries.- No... Oh, forget it!
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- Come on.- Remember the accent. - I'm not daft.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Get ready. I'm gonna have that comic, no matter what it takes!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Welcome to...
0:09:42 > 0:09:47Welcome to the Beetleman question and answer session. I thank you.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49APPLAUSE
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- AMERICAN ACCENT:- Good afternoon.
0:09:52 > 0:09:57If you've any questions about my life as a superhero, please ask.
0:09:57 > 0:10:03- But not just yet.- OK.- Yes, that'll be fine.- Could you remind me...
0:10:03 > 0:10:08BUZZING ..who was Beetleman's female adversary in Beetleman 4?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Um...- Bumblebee.- Bumblebee.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16- No, it wasn't.- Bumble Beatrice, then. - Wrong again. You don't know, do you?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Earwig Girl.- Earwig Girl.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24I got the wrong insect for a while. Any more questions?
0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Where is the first ever Beetleman comic?- Here.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- ALL GASP - That must be worth £40,000!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35£40,000? That man offered me 30 quid!
0:10:36 > 0:10:41Er...Beetleman celebrations, everybody. Brrrr!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Brrrr!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Impostor! - ALL: It's an impostor!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58After 'em!
0:10:59 > 0:11:05- Come on, Barry. Quick! Quick! - Right.- Quick! We'll get 'em!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Where have they gone? There they go! Quick!
0:11:26 > 0:11:27'Scuse us.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35- Waah!- Give me that comic! - Never! To you, Barry.- To me!
0:11:35 > 0:11:40- To you!- Mind the wind!- I can't help it, I'm nervous.- Oh! To you!
0:11:40 > 0:11:45- To me. To you.- To me.- To me.- To you, then.- Thank you.- You're welcome.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Hey!
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- Course, I blame you for this.- It's not my fault. You threw it to him.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Go on, put it back on me. You're selfish.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Discuss it later. They're getting away.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Would you mind signing this for me, please?
0:12:03 > 0:12:08Sure. If it wasn't for my fans, I wouldn't be Beetleman.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Thank you.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12ALL: We want our money back!
0:12:12 > 0:12:17Bye, fools! And this lot want their money back. Come on.
0:12:17 > 0:12:23Some superhero! You let them escape with the first ever Beetleman comic.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I was gonna give it to you.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32WHOOSH!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35That nap must've done him a world of good!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39BIFF! POW! BAM!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41THEY CHEER
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Well done! What do you think of that, Barry?
0:12:45 > 0:12:50- Got the wrong man, indeed!- I stand corrected.- Give me the comic.- No!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53It's his. Please accept it with my compliments.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57- You can't give it away!- Why not? It's mine.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01- Anyway, it was worth it just to see his super move.- ALL: Yes!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05'Superhero?'
0:13:05 > 0:13:10- Super nothing. Anybody could do it. - You reckon?- Yes! Watch.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- What are you doing?- You'll see.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15WHOOSH!
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Aaaargh!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Ooh!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Keep your hair on!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Oops!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Oh!
0:13:28 > 0:13:32You could do with this. It's cold outside.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- A sherbet dib-dab. - Sherbet dib-d...?
0:13:42 > 0:13:46- Where's the "dib" come from? - I like dib-dab.
0:13:46 > 0:13:52- You're selfish.- Can you...? - THEY SPEAK GIBBERISH