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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Chu-Chu-ChuckleVision

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0:00:22 > 0:00:25You get the stuff out. I'll check my bearings.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Stupid thing!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Oh. Now, then.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45- Are we in the right place? - Yes. This is Brunswick Avenue.

0:00:45 > 0:00:50- The blockage is somewhere between here and here.- Where's here and here?

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Right. Here's here and the other here is over there.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Now get that lid off.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Who is that?

0:01:07 > 0:01:11I've no idea. Better keep an eye on them, though.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15They might be rival drain unblockers watching how we do things!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17All right.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20So if we're MI5, who are those two? MI7?

0:01:21 > 0:01:24They better not mess this up for us.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Six months we've been staking this house out.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Go and see if you can find out what they're up to.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51- To me.- To me.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- No, to me.- No, to me.- To me. - BOTH: Oooh.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57- 'To me.- To me.'

0:01:58 > 0:02:00CLANG!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- I'll get the drain rods. - Ah, da-da-da-da-da.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Da-da-da. It's not that easy! - Isn't it?

0:02:12 > 0:02:17- No, you can't go round rodding willy-nilly!- I wasn't going to.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18I was going to rod the drain.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Not without a thorough investigation. Using this.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- What is it?- A camera. I've adapted it.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28It's like doctors use to look inside you.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Not me. You do it. I'll test the compressor.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33We may need to give something a blast.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39Anything?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Give 'em here. I'll have a listen.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Turn them up a bit.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55MOTOR WHIRS Aaaargh!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58What are you doing?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Think we've frightened him off.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25The Secret Service? I better get rid of these plans.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29My list of British agents. I can't wipe that. Where's my memory stick?

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Come on, Barry, get pushing!

0:03:34 > 0:03:36To you.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38To you.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41I need to hear what is going on in that house.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Keep going, Barry.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57To you, then. To you.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- GURGLING - There.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Aaargh!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- What's the matter? - Take a look at that!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13It's only a fish.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21What's it doing down there?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Give the camera rod a shove and we'll see.- Oh.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Wow!

0:04:33 > 0:04:37- What's up?- It's marvellous what you find down drains.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40- It's a whole new world.- Eh?

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Is that what is blocking the drains? - Oh, no! Pull it out quick!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46We're in someone's house! Oh!

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Aha. Right. Any minute now.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54The names and addresses of every British agent

0:04:54 > 0:04:58in every country in the world. Worth millions.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Target is moving about. Signal is going.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Sort it out!

0:05:08 > 0:05:13It's very dark. Ooh, I can see a light at the end of the tunnel.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17- I wish I could. - One more shove should do it.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Oh, quick, pull it back again! Pull it back!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Oooh.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Oh.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38Aaaargh!

0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Barry?- Paul!- Where are you? - I'm in the manhole.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49- Get out. This is no time to mess about.- I'm not.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53- I need help.- I've been saying that for years.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- PAUL SIGHS - Give me your hand.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Euch.- Steady, steady.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Come on, come on.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Come on.- Oooh! - SQUELCHING

0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Ah. Have you got a tissue? - No, I haven't.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Would you mind standing downwind of me? We need to scarper

0:06:11 > 0:06:15before whoever is on the other end of that rod gets here.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20These guys are really good. Make themselves look like idiots

0:06:20 > 0:06:23to throw us off the scent. Real pros.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27There's movement inside again.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31How long does it take to download names and addresses

0:06:31 > 0:06:33to a memory stick?

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Do you hear that? That must be the list of our agents.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41We've got to get hold of that or every one of them will be exposed.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44They must be working for the other side.

0:06:44 > 0:06:51Trying to get to the target. Here, what they up to now?

0:06:51 > 0:06:55- I think we got away with it. - We haven't unblocked the drains.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- We use our heads. - I'd rather use the rods.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02Look, the blockage wasn't from here to there. Correct?

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Affirmative.- A simple "correct" will suffice!

0:07:05 > 0:07:08It must be at the back of the house. Mmm?

0:07:08 > 0:07:12- A simple correct.- Good. Get the stuff, get round the back

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- and get cracking. - Will you give me a hand?- I am.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18I'll make sure nothing is in your way.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Right. Let's a take a look in that van.

0:07:34 > 0:07:41Well, well, well. This is a nice little set-up.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43What's this?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46SQUEAKING

0:07:46 > 0:07:48I'll tell you what,

0:07:48 > 0:07:51give it a blast of air with the Chuckleblaster.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54- You connect the pipes up. - Where are you going?

0:07:54 > 0:07:58To ask the owner to turn the water on so we get a flow going.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Don't turn that air on until I get back.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- We don't want a repeat of what happened at Sunnydale Drive.- Ooh.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09- The vicar will never be the same. - No. And get cleaned up.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16At last. Who'd think a list of names

0:08:16 > 0:08:19would be worth so much to so many people?

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Hello?

0:08:22 > 0:08:27Anybody there? Hello?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42PAUL CHUCKLES Mmm!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53WHIRRING

0:08:53 > 0:08:56FAINT BEEPING

0:08:56 > 0:08:58BEEPING INCREASES

0:09:00 > 0:09:02GURGLING

0:09:05 > 0:09:07MACHINE BOOMS

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Bit more. More!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Did you say something?

0:09:23 > 0:09:27- Yes, I did.- Right, now shove!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31We've got one of those.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35- I thought you said you invented it. - I did.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40They're inside.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Just as I thought. They're working with him.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- What are you doing here? - BOTH: Oh!- Oh!

0:09:53 > 0:09:58Somebody is in our van messing with my equipment. Follow me, Barry.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Pardon us.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Time I wasn't here.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Paul.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Are you sure this is a good idea? - Course.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15- We'll make a citizen's arrest. - What if they don't want arresting?

0:10:15 > 0:10:18You cross that bridge when I come to it.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27- Ah! Caught in the act! - You have been.- What do you mean?

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Obviously, you're trying to steal equipment.

0:10:30 > 0:10:35- Why would we want to do that?- To take over our drain-cleaning business.

0:10:36 > 0:10:37Ah.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Yes.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48My memory stick!

0:10:52 > 0:10:56- Paul.- Not now. I'm in the middle of a confrontation.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Who are you working for? Own up. - The Queen.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03The Queen doesn't own a drain-cleaning company.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Does she?- No, she doesn't.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10We work for Her Majesty's Secret Service. MI5 to you.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11BOTH: To us? Yes.

0:11:11 > 0:11:16You are both nicked for aiding a double agent. Now, where is he?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18There.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30I haven't finished with you. Get after him! Quick!

0:11:36 > 0:11:41I think it's time we weren't here. Let's get our equipment and scarper.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47- Come on, Barry.- Oh.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57No sign of him.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59- That's odd.- Sssh.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Don't shush me!- Sssh! - Anything you say.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03He's down there.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05SPLASHING

0:12:05 > 0:12:09- If he gets to the main sewers, we've lost him.- I know.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13- You go round the front. I've got an idea.- What have we got to lose?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20WATER RUSHING

0:12:20 > 0:12:21Aaargh!

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Aaargh!

0:12:23 > 0:12:25MAN CONTINUES TO SCREAM

0:12:28 > 0:12:29Oh. Oh.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33That's the blockage sorted out, I think!

0:12:33 > 0:12:37- Good work. Stroke of genius, that. - Was it?- It was.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Your country owes you a debt. - Think nothing of it.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- One does what one can.- Not you, him.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47You can do us a favour and not do what one can ever again!

0:12:47 > 0:12:49There may be a reward in the pipeline.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Can we keep it out the pipeline?

0:12:52 > 0:12:55I've had enough drains to last me a lifetime!

0:12:55 > 0:12:59- He hasn't got the memory stick. - He did have. We saw him with it.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02I wonder where it is.

0:13:04 > 0:13:09BOTH: Forget it! You two are the drain brains.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13So why don't you get down there and find it?!

0:13:18 > 0:13:23Next time we start a business, can we make it something less smelly?

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Euch, we certainly can. - I think I've got it.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Oh, give it here, then.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31That is NOT the memory stick.

0:13:31 > 0:13:36Oh, dear, oh, dear. You better wash your hands before dinner.

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0:13:40 > 0:13:43Ooh. Ha-ha.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47..scarper before whoever is on them rods gets out here.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48That was gabbled out!

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Get the stuff, we'll get crusacking.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53- Get what?! - PAUL JABBERS