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0:00:02 > 0:00:04This is Dockbridge High, a school just like yours.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07For two years, our cameras have followed day-to-day life here.

0:00:07 > 0:00:08There have been highs...

0:00:08 > 0:00:09and lows.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11HE YELLS

0:00:11 > 0:00:14We return for another year to find out how these talented teachers

0:00:14 > 0:00:16continue to excite and inspire

0:00:16 > 0:00:19a generation of young, eager minds

0:00:19 > 0:00:21at this most ordinary of schools.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Argh!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25This is Class Dismissed.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30BELL RINGS

0:00:31 > 0:00:35It's Thursday, and lessons are already underway.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37With exams not far off, Year Ten

0:00:37 > 0:00:41are learning some vital German vocabulary with Miss Davies.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Fahrt.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- I'm sorry, Miss?- Fahrt.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47That is the first German word you will be learning today.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Does anybody know what it means?

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Yes, Tahj?- Is it something you've done this morning, Miss?

0:00:53 > 0:00:58Well, yes, yes, it is. It's the German word for...

0:00:58 > 0:01:00journey.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04- How was your fahrt this morning, Miss?- Well, it was a long one.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06MISS DAVIES TRUMPS

0:01:06 > 0:01:07An eventful one.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09MISS DAVIES TRUMPS

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Once I got going, there was no stopping me.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14MISS DAVIES TRUMPS

0:01:14 > 0:01:15What is so amusing?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18I'm sorry, Miss, it is just such a funny word.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20We had better move on to the next topic,

0:01:20 > 0:01:23which is German words for family members,

0:01:23 > 0:01:27and to demonstrate, I've brought some of mine today.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30This is mein Vater.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32MISS DAVIES TRUMPS

0:01:32 > 0:01:34LAUGHTER

0:01:34 > 0:01:36I love German.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38BELL RINGS

0:01:41 > 0:01:46In PE, teachers Mr and Mrs Love have two overwhelming passions.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Sport and each other.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50I love you, Snookums.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52More than anyone has ever loved anybody.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Not as much as I love you, Chubby Cheeks.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Because that would be impossible. - Yeah.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Sorry, I forgot where we were then.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Because we are so in love, sometimes, we only see each other.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- It's like the rest of the world... - BOTH:- Doesn't exist.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07- BOTH:- Oh!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09So, today, you are going to be playing table tennis.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11That is really lucky for you

0:02:11 > 0:02:13cos one of the greatest players in the world is right here.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Oh, thank you, darling,

0:02:14 > 0:02:16although I'm not sure you mean ONE of the greatest.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18You mean the greatest.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Sweetness, how lovely of you to say that.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22That's right.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24The greatest table tennis player in the world is here with us

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- today, and it is, of course... - BOTH:- Me.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28You both think you are

0:02:28 > 0:02:31the greatest table tennis players in the world?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34No, no, no. Emily, I don't think I am, I know I am.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- How about you play each other and see who's the best?- Good idea.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Bring it on, Sugarplum.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Oh, I'm going to destroy you, Light of my Life.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Oh, yeah, well, get ready to be taken apart, Sweet Apple of my Eye.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49I am going to wipe the floor with you, Pumpkin. "Love you!"

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Not before I completely annihilate you, my old Flower. Love you, too.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Here we go.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02SHE GRUNTS

0:03:02 > 0:03:04HE YELLS

0:03:04 > 0:03:06This could take a while.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Hey!- Hoo!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10BELL RINGS

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Break time, and in a big school like Dockbridge High,

0:03:14 > 0:03:17there are always new classrooms to find.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Luckily, help is at hand.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Could you tell me where classroom 308 is, please?

0:03:26 > 0:03:30With a jog and a jolt, your path will appear, like a bolt,

0:03:30 > 0:03:35for it lies in wait, this room 308.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- You what?- OK, you need some more.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Pass the Woods of Inspiration, across the Valley of Despair,

0:03:42 > 0:03:47- there you will find your chosen lair.- Could you just tell me...?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50I'm sun. I am moon, I am your classroom.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53I am vegetable, I am mineral, I am light

0:03:53 > 0:03:54and I'm...

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Bineral.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Bineral.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Nah, it's down there on the left.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Bineral.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Bineral!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16BELL RINGS

0:04:16 > 0:04:20After break, Year Ten are in drama class, and Mr Christopher,

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Head of Arts, not including actual art,

0:04:22 > 0:04:24isn't making an entrance for once.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28So today's lesson is all about blending into the background.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31You know, which is easy for me, because I'm not an attention seeker.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Ah!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Now, I have asked you all to wear black today

0:04:38 > 0:04:42because it has come to my attention that most of you, sadly,

0:04:42 > 0:04:44will never be fabulous enough to become actors.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Oh, I know, sad, sad.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48But just because you are too talentless,

0:04:48 > 0:04:51it doesn't mean you can't work in theatre.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Working as a stage hand is just as good...

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Said no-one. Ever.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59OK, so I want you to split into two groups,

0:04:59 > 0:05:02and change the set that is in front of you.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Now, Group A, I'd like you to move the set offstage.

0:05:06 > 0:05:11- Group B, you'll be bringing on the next set.- What set?- That chair.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14But one person could carry that.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Oh, Billy, I forget how little you know.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22A chair can take upwards of nine people to move onto stage.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26- SHOUTS:- And lights! Go! Go, go!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Do it slower, slower.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Just make the most of having an audience look at you.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35It's the only time they ever will.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37OK, excellent work, and lights!

0:05:37 > 0:05:39OK, get offstage. Get offstage.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Thank goodness the talent has arrived. Moi. And applause!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45APPLAUSE

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Sorry, can you go further back. Don't steal my applause.

0:05:47 > 0:05:53Keep applauding. Go further back. Further. Further.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Further. And applause.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57APPLAUSE

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Oh, thank you.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00BELL RINGS

0:06:00 > 0:06:03The next lesson of the day is with nursery school teacher,

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Miss Fun With Numbers.

0:06:04 > 0:06:09Boo! Good morning, children.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12It's Thursday morning. So what does that mean?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14We are trapped in here for the next hour.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16I'm sorry, Jasmine?

0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Oh, I mean, it's Class Teddy Time! - That's right, Jasmine.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24It means that whoever's had the class teddy this week

0:06:24 > 0:06:27has to pass it on to somebody new.

0:06:27 > 0:06:32Now, this week, the class teddy has been with...

0:06:32 > 0:06:36- Emily.- Oh, yeah, it was, wasn't it?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38You haven't forgotten about him, have you?

0:06:38 > 0:06:39No, Miss.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Look, here he is. - Oh, Mr Teddington Bearbury.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55What have they done to you? Speak to me!

0:06:57 > 0:07:00You've been at the bottom of Emily's schoolbag ALL WEEK?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Oh, Mr Teddington Bearbury,

0:07:04 > 0:07:07you've had quite the week, haven't you?

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Now, what has Emily had on all week that is so important?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Well, I was practising for my exams.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Selfishly revising for her GCSE exams?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Tut, tut.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22No, I don't think that she is a BAD girl, Mr Teddington Bearbury,

0:07:22 > 0:07:23she's just not very nice.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Yes, Mr Teddington Bearbury, we can give her a week's detention.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Miss!- Silence, Emily.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36So who is going to look after the class teddy this week?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Come on!

0:07:38 > 0:07:42- It'll be fun.- LAUGHS:- Fun!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44We drew straws over it.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45I lost.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48What is that, Teddington Bearbury?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51You want Tahj to have a tea party with you?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54BELL RINGS

0:07:54 > 0:07:56It's time for General Studies with Mr Scofield,

0:07:56 > 0:07:57who is in a challenging mood.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Hello, and welcome back to General Studies

0:08:03 > 0:08:07with me, your host, Mr Scofield.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08General Studies, the subject

0:08:08 > 0:08:12where literally any topic could crop up and...

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- ALL:- Often does!- Ho-ho-ho!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18What are they like? Let's meet the teams.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21APPLAUSE

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Welcome, Emily.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Now, you have a funny story about a time you were on a trampoline?

0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Yes, I was on the trampoline... - Ho-ho-ho! You couldn't write it.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Now, let's get on with the show.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Today, the teams are playing for the chance

0:08:36 > 0:08:39to go on a University Open Day of their choice.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- ALL:- Ooh!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44For both teams, buzz in when you know.

0:08:44 > 0:08:49The word university is derived from which Latin phrase?

0:08:52 > 0:08:56- Come on. Come on. Come on! - BUZZER

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Dockbridge High Boys. Billy!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Um...

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Oh, I'm sorry, that's not an answer.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09You lose five points, and, by default, you lose the contest.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Girls, you are going on the University Open Day!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16APPLAUSE

0:09:16 > 0:09:19For those in our audience and playing along at home,

0:09:19 > 0:09:22the answer was of course Universitas...

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Majestrorum Headsgalorium.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31Ho-ho. Look at them kicking themselves now.

0:09:31 > 0:09:36Well, from all of us here, we'll see you next time in General Studies!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Ha-ha! Bye!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43BELL RINGS

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Lunchtime, and on the menu today, pie.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48- How much is the pie?- £2.00.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Call it £1.50. - What kind of pie is it?

0:09:56 > 0:10:00- Meat.- Meat?- Meat.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- What kind of meat? - What kind do you want it to be?

0:10:03 > 0:10:07- I like chicken.- Yeah, you've guessed it, it's chicken.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09- It's definitely chicken? - Mostly chicken.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Have you got beef?

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- There, £2.00. Call it £1.50. - It's the same pie.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23I'll leave it, thanks.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25BELL RINGS

0:10:26 > 0:10:28After lunch, Year Eight are about to learn

0:10:28 > 0:10:31an important lesson in science with Mrs Stein.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40- That is water pressure.- I suppose that was the only way of doing that.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Well, what else would you suggest, Molly?

0:10:43 > 0:10:46That I make you read all about it in a textbook? I think not, no.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48- I'm telling my parents.- Well, do!

0:10:48 > 0:10:51I'll bet they'll be very excited to hear that their daughter

0:10:51 > 0:10:53has come home inspired to talk about science.

0:10:53 > 0:10:54That is not what I meant.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Here's a towel.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58So, as I just demonstrated,

0:10:58 > 0:11:01when the piston goes in, it shrinks the volume of the cylinder.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03The resulting pressure forced the water out of the pomp,

0:11:03 > 0:11:05and in turn, soaked our Molly.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Right, I need a volunteer.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Molly, you are perfect. Go and stand over there. You will need these.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13The rest of us will perform a detailed study

0:11:13 > 0:11:17on how variable volume and pressure affects velocity over distance.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Unlucky, sounds well boring.

0:11:20 > 0:11:21Right.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Go.- So what you mean is, we just fire water at Molly?

0:11:25 > 0:11:29Yes, that is exactly what I mean. Now, what do we say?

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- ALL:- Stand back, we are doing science.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Excellent, line up, line up.

0:11:35 > 0:11:40In a line, very good. OK, I need three, two, one, fire!

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Woo! Excellent aim.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Right, clear this all up, Molly.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52- ALL:- Sorry, Molly.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Learning about pressure was fun, wasn't it, Moll?

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Don't talk to me.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58BELL RINGS

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Year Ten's final lesson of the day is maths,

0:12:02 > 0:12:04and Mr Konnundrum has a problem of his own

0:12:04 > 0:12:06that needs solving.

0:12:06 > 0:12:11So, if a man, just simply a man...

0:12:13 > 0:12:20..goes on a romantic first date, with a lady, a real-life lady...

0:12:20 > 0:12:22..and the pretty lady tells the man

0:12:22 > 0:12:25that she has fallen in love with him...

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Hm!

0:12:28 > 0:12:32And then the lady asks the man if she can borrow his phone,

0:12:32 > 0:12:36his car, £700...

0:12:36 > 0:12:39and inexplicably, half of his clothes.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45How much has the man potentially lost

0:12:45 > 0:12:48if the lady hasn't been in touch for over a week?

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Yes, Tahj?

0:12:52 > 0:12:54It could be about £8,000.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Oh, dear. Oh.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59And for an extra mark,

0:12:59 > 0:13:00should I...

0:13:02 > 0:13:06..or the man, A, wait another week for the lady to get in touch

0:13:06 > 0:13:11and return his things, including his favourite trousers, hm,

0:13:11 > 0:13:14or B, report it to the police?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Definitely B, sir, report it to the police.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Right.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21LAUGHTER

0:13:21 > 0:13:22Quiet reading.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26BELL RINGS

0:13:28 > 0:13:30It's the end of another school day,

0:13:30 > 0:13:33and while Tahj is off to see to his Teddington Bearbury duties...

0:13:33 > 0:13:35What's that?

0:13:35 > 0:13:39You want Tahj to give you a hug? Right now?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42..Mr and Mrs Love are in for a long night.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Game, set and match, in-your-face, Love of my Life.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47I think you'll find that I let you win

0:13:47 > 0:13:49cos I love you so much, Snuggles.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Fine, best-of-three?- Bring it on!

0:13:54 > 0:13:56# Must be love

0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Love, love

0:13:59 > 0:14:01# It must be love

0:14:01 > 0:14:04# Love, love

0:14:04 > 0:14:06# It must be love

0:14:06 > 0:14:08# Love, love

0:14:08 > 0:14:11# Nothing more, nothing less

0:14:11 > 0:14:14# Love is the best. #