Episode 1

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0:00:04 > 0:00:08'Aiden came up with the idea, because he was, like, the leader.'

0:00:08 > 0:00:10We split up into teams...

0:00:10 > 0:00:12Bang! Bang!

0:00:12 > 0:00:15..and I shot Aiden. Christie shot me,

0:00:15 > 0:00:16and Zara shot Christie.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22'We were laughing and having fun.'

0:00:22 > 0:00:26- You killed...- Bang!- I got you!

0:00:26 > 0:00:31'Then that black car just had to spoil everything, I guess.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33'I saw it first.'

0:00:36 > 0:00:39And I saw Aiden's mum come out of it.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Where's Jed?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56I don't know. I thought he'd be here.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Watch out.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Or what?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10THEY LAUGH

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Aiden?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Dad.- Your mum's waiting.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22It's OK, leave that.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Come on.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Jed, come on.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Go on.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41She could have stayed. It's only been a couple of months.

0:02:41 > 0:02:46It's her choice, pal. She thought it was time to go.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47We have to respect that.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Where's my pen?

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Oh. Jed!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Mum says you've got a new boyfriend.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03I said I was working late. Jed!

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Well, he works on the deli counter, but he's training for management.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12- You'll have to bring him round. - Er, no!

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Jed, are you coming or what?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18You've made me late now, thanks very much(!)

0:04:26 > 0:04:28He's Army, isn't he?

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Huh? How did you know...?

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Look, say anything to Mum and I'll...

0:04:34 > 0:04:37He's not, OK? Got that?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Is.- Not!- Is.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Not!- Is.- Not!- Is.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Excuse me...- Not!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Jed!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49So what are you doing after school today?

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- Want to go fishing?- I don't know.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56- I've got homework, so...- Yeah, well, so have I, but it's fun.

0:04:56 > 0:05:01- Well, Mum says get it done.- Do you always do what your mum says?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Anyway, it's not fishing, it's just sticklebacks. It's stupid.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Oi, pad rat!- Not so lippy without your mate, are you?

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- His dad died fighting. - Should have been more careful.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11- Pad rat!- Pad rat!- Pad rat!

0:05:11 > 0:05:12SHUT UP!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Jed! Jed, it's OK, just stop it.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- So what are you going to do about it?- Want to see?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Well, come on, then! - Right, what's going on here?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Sir, she's picking on us. - No, she wasn't! She was just...

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- I don't want to hear it.- I was only trying to stop them!- I said, quiet!

0:05:30 > 0:05:31You three, move on. Now.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39We miss him, too, you know.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Friends?- You're a numpty!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54CAR HORN BLARES

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Paul! Hey!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11SHE WHISTLES

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Oi, stop that!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- SHE WHISTLES - I said stop that! Did you hear me?

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Or what?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19- DOG BARKING - Shut it!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21She was only whistling.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24You can explain that to your dad. And he can explain it to the CO.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- DOG CONTINUES TO BARK - Shut up!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Sorry, Mr Whedon. I won't do it again. Promise.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Jed.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Jed!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Sorry. The Wheedle, he just gets to me.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Yeah, he gets to everyone.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21DOG WHINES

0:07:23 > 0:07:27What? What have you found there?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Good boy!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35'It all started to go strange when we found

0:07:35 > 0:07:38'these kind of weird graffiti.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42'Mostly on danger and trespassing signs.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46'And usually in green with funny shapes and symbols.'

0:07:57 > 0:08:01- Quite romantic, don't you think? - It's cold and it's wet.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03It might clear up, it was nice earlier.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05It's always changing.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Fancy a dip?

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Huh?!

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Come on, you wuss! If you want to hang with the tough guys, get tough!

0:08:11 > 0:08:13- I ain't got my suit.- So?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16HE LAUGHS Call that being tough?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh, Paul!

0:08:25 > 0:08:29This isn't a joke, is it? Jed?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Well, it wasn't me.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Seriously!

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Well... The Wheedle, then?

0:08:35 > 0:08:36No.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41What's that?

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Careful!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47A camera.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48What's that doing there?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50I don't know.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08You signed up?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11We're OK.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13You've just been out.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15KNOCKING AT DOOR

0:09:20 > 0:09:21OK!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24OK!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Mr Whedon, what a pleasure(!)

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Unauthorised pets.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30I beg your pardon?

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Rodents, to be precise. Mind if I come in?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Who do you think's doing all this?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Kids from town? - They wouldn't come here.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Off the base?- Like who?

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Where's Zara?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Zara?!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Zara?

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Zara!

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Zara?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Zara!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Zara, come on. This isn't funny.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24She's not here.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Christie.- What?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36She was wearing this.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47HORN BLOWS

0:10:47 > 0:10:49You know what she's like.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52She's probably remembered she had ballet or something.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54She gave that up.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Only cos you wouldn't go. - Would you?!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58# La la-la la... #

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Shh!

0:11:01 > 0:11:03CHANTING

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Jed?

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Jed!

0:11:32 > 0:11:34I told you it'd brighten up.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37It hasn't.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39It has for me.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45(Here they come.)

0:11:51 > 0:11:55CHEERING AND WHISTLING

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Oh, busted.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Have you heard from Aiden?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Well, he's probably got new friends now.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Looks like you're stuck with the old ones.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10Zara?

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Oh, hello.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14What happened to you?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Happened? Why would anything happen?

0:12:17 > 0:12:18What have you got there?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Nothing. Oh...

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Oh, yeah, just some stones I found.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27- Yeah, let's see.- Show and tell.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30I don't know. They're not very interesting.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32So why did you pick them up?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Because they were before, but now...

0:12:35 > 0:12:37They're not?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40DOG BARKS

0:12:43 > 0:12:44Oh, Zara.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Your cardigan.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Oh, uh...

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Thank you.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54See you tomorrow, yeah?

0:12:54 > 0:12:56I don't know.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Not at the den.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- I don't think we should go there? - Are you OK?

0:13:00 > 0:13:03I have to go. Sorry.

0:13:06 > 0:13:11The schools are pretty good. And the houses, some of them, we could...

0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Where've you been?- Christie's.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17MOBILE RINGS

0:13:17 > 0:13:19- What's that? - Nothing. Christie gave it me.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21"To me"!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Put your bike away, wash you hands. Supper's ready.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Where? Who?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36SHE SCREAMS

0:13:42 > 0:13:45I just felt so sorry for them.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46First day in the new house

0:13:46 > 0:13:49and we wouldn't let them in until they'd repainted it.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Did you expect a welcome banner?!

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Aiden's room was black and silver.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Hardly regulation colours.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Even Whedon's got to see she had other things on her mind.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02And when he did open up, he couldn't get the stuff in.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05- They're from Germany, aren't they? - Welcome to the rabbit hutch.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08The houses are bigger there, aren't they?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10- You remember?- No, not really.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Is that where we're going?

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Who said anything about going?

0:14:16 > 0:14:19I just thought if you go for a promotion or something.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23If I was, mate, it wouldn't be Germany.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27Nobody's mentioned promotion. Jed, I don't know where you got that.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Bex!

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Come on. It's getting cold.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35I hear you went to the beach.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37It's not a crime, is it?

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Who with?

0:14:39 > 0:14:40It sounds like you know.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Paul's a nice guy, Bex, but... - But what?!

0:14:43 > 0:14:44He's Army?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46I don't see the problem.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49He works in a deli, let's get him over. He's a soldier, forget it.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50You lied to us.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51What choice have I got?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53It's just that you're so young.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57- What about you guys? You got married when you were, like, 12!- OK,

0:14:57 > 0:15:00- another time. - You don't know what it's like.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02It's all I DO know.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Do you want missed birthdays, the Christmas phone call?

0:15:05 > 0:15:07I said...

0:15:10 > 0:15:12..let's talk about it another time.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21I want them back. Get them back to me now.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Zara, let's just talk about this.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25They were my friends.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28- But they're Aiden's. - He GAVE them to me.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30To look after until he comes back.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33To keep.

0:15:33 > 0:15:39His auntie Joan or June is allergic to fluff.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45You know the rules.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48We've got too many pets.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Poppet?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Eh, if you gave away the goldfish...

0:15:53 > 0:15:54But they like it here!

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Then you can't keep the guinea pigs.

0:15:57 > 0:16:02I'm starting to love them and they love me, too, so get them back!

0:16:07 > 0:16:09What did your dad say?

0:16:09 > 0:16:12There's not much he can say. "Sorry for being a rubbish dad"?!

0:16:12 > 0:16:17Why are we talking about your parents?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32What else could we be doing?

0:16:32 > 0:16:39Uh, we could talk about the new sound system in the motor?

0:16:39 > 0:16:46The subwoofer's pretty sweet.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50Or we could try...

0:16:54 > 0:16:58- Owned!- Not so clever, Buddy.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Are you OK?

0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Go back to bed.- Do as she says.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Listen...

0:17:04 > 0:17:07we go into town and everybody's yakking.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10So it's out here by the bins.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- What do you think it means? - I don't know.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49But I intend to find out.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52- Jed, that's not real. - It's scary, though.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55You're scary...sometimes.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03What's the problem?

0:18:03 > 0:18:06It won't start. The light won't even come on.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Call the helpline.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32- SNAP! - What's that?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Who's there?

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Jed! No! No, you shouldn't be here!

0:18:56 > 0:18:58I told him you wouldn't be here.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59- He'll see you.- Who?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Zara, who's doing all this?

0:19:01 > 0:19:04All these...things, who is it?

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Told me not to tell.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07You seen my mobile?

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Try phoning it.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Jed?

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Zara?

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Help!

0:19:35 > 0:19:36Jed!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Christie.- Help!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:19:57 > 0:19:58It's up there!

0:19:58 > 0:20:01OK, don't move.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05Um...it's all right, I think I know this knot.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07It's got something to do with...

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Something to do with... Sheep?

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Zara, I don't care what it's called just get it off me.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15This could be tricky.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Hang on.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28I said don't move!

0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Shut up!- This might hurt.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Better not.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37So what happened here with the bucket? Was that you?

0:20:37 > 0:20:40I... I helped a bit.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42He's from outer space.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45I was only making it safe here cos it's dangerous.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49- Yeah, well, it is now.- Zara, who is? Who's from...outer space?

0:20:49 > 0:20:53I guess anyone from outer space is from outer space.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Could she do this?

0:20:56 > 0:20:58They were going to come back with us,

0:20:58 > 0:21:02Grenny and Shraps, back to his world.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Grenade and Shrapnel, Aiden's guinea pigs?

0:21:05 > 0:21:07He gave them to me, but now the Wheedle's taken them

0:21:07 > 0:21:10and they're not going to get to see anything.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12You can get them back, Jed.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Please?

0:21:14 > 0:21:15So where are they now?

0:21:15 > 0:21:18They're in the Wheedle's office.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Zara, no, it's not going to happen. You tell her, Jed.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Jed!

0:21:38 > 0:21:40- Hey.- Hiya, buddy.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42I know something.

0:21:42 > 0:21:47It's a secret place... nobody even knows it's there.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49I just thought... About you and Bex.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51You can go there.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Yeah?

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Well... Listen, dude, whatever you want.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- Anything.- Anything?

0:22:17 > 0:22:18SHE WOLF WHISTLES

0:22:20 > 0:22:22DOG WHINES

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Oh...not again.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Come on.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Was that you, whistling?

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Pfft! Never really got the hang of it, to be honest.

0:22:32 > 0:22:37Um, but I did see a little kid run off in, sort of, that direction.

0:22:37 > 0:22:38Heel!

0:22:52 > 0:22:53Are these them?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Don't see any other guinea pigs.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59Jed, mission objectives.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Well, I heard my dad saying something...

0:23:02 > 0:23:04I'm not sure, about promotion maybe.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08- I thought there might be some papers.- Do they say anything?

0:23:08 > 0:23:10No, I'm still searching.

0:23:10 > 0:23:11What you doing?

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Nothing.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14It's OK, let's go.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Paul.- Let's go!

0:23:17 > 0:23:18We're shipping out -

0:23:18 > 0:23:21the regiment, next week.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23I heard rumours, but...

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Keep this under your hat, yeah? Come on.

0:23:40 > 0:23:41Let's put it down there.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46OK, kids, fox food - two portions, to go.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Whoa!

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Don't worry, they'll be fine.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52So, how long have you been coming here?

0:23:52 > 0:23:53Christie found it,

0:23:53 > 0:23:56- when we were both about... - Six, seven years old?

0:23:56 > 0:23:58She was always wandering off.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00But then she moved, then I moved,

0:24:00 > 0:24:02then we met up again a couple of times.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Then back here.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06- So where are these aliens? - They aren't aliens.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08There's only one of him.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11And it's actually quite rude to call him an alien.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13To him, we're the aliens.

0:24:13 > 0:24:19One question - Zara's over there, that's my shadow, see?

0:24:19 > 0:24:21I reckon that's Paul,

0:24:21 > 0:24:23and Christie, so...

0:24:23 > 0:24:25So whose is that?

0:24:28 > 0:24:32Don't turn! Whatever you do, don't turn.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36It's all right, he doesn't eat people normally.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41Stop! Stop.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43I'll talk to him, just wait. Please.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49It's all right.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52They're friends. Don't do anything.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56He says he'll come out, but don't be too frightened.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58I'll do my best.

0:25:05 > 0:25:06Greetings.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09My name is Xan Alpha.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12We can call him Xan.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20Key-ka, quang-oh?

0:25:20 > 0:25:24So... Seriously, what's your name?

0:25:27 > 0:25:29And what planet are you from?

0:25:31 > 0:25:33It's not a planet, it's a moon.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36The planet's just gas.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37And it's...

0:25:37 > 0:25:39where exactly?

0:25:46 > 0:25:48So how d'you find this place?

0:25:48 > 0:25:50The ricota-graphto-plites.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Handy if you want to find things again.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55I made them when I arrived.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57He means a map.

0:25:57 > 0:25:58And when was this?

0:25:58 > 0:26:00I lose track of your years.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05An era I believe you refer to as the '70s.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Xan was shot down by his arch enemy.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10It's all right, we can say his name.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Kublan Jepto.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15He was chasing him...

0:26:15 > 0:26:19through the universe...through ASTRIX belts and everything.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20Asteroid.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Them, too.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26- PAUL: Why?- Because he had stolen something of value to my people.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29A shard from the galaxy core, it's an energy field,

0:26:29 > 0:26:31but it can be materialised.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34However, it needs to be complete.

0:26:34 > 0:26:38If we don't get it back, our entire galaxy will implode.

0:26:38 > 0:26:39And if that goes...

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Then everything goes.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Well, we'd best get it back, then.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45So where is this Kublan Jepto?

0:26:46 > 0:26:47Close.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50So will you help him, Jed?

0:26:50 > 0:26:51With what?

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Fixing his spaceship.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56What spaceship?!

0:26:59 > 0:27:00Starbus Series Two.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02With dual...

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Dual-core apergesium capacitors.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07This is my ship

0:27:07 > 0:27:09and she's taking me home.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Right, OK(!)

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Jed, you should look at these.

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