Shed No Fear

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03The Curious.

0:00:03 > 0:00:06They say he collects strange tales.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08And if you ever hear his whistle,

0:00:08 > 0:00:11you know something creepy is about to unfold.

0:00:11 > 0:00:15No-one knows where he's from, or where he's going to,

0:00:15 > 0:00:18or just how many stories he's collected over the years.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21Hundreds, thousands, maybe more?

0:00:22 > 0:00:25What would you do if your friend was in trouble?

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Would you go to extremes to save them,

0:00:28 > 0:00:32even if it meant putting your own life in grave, grave danger?

0:00:43 > 0:00:44HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:00:49 > 0:00:51History is full of great male friendships.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Julius Caesar and Mark Antony,

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and Harry Houdini,

0:00:55 > 0:00:58James T Kirk and Mr Spock.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01But what does it mean to call someone your best friend?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Friendship isn't about what you get from someone.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07It's about what you give to them.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08What if I give you a wedgie?

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Would that make us friends?

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Zip it, Kelsey.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15A friend is always there for you, no matter what.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18My dad says, if you can get six friends to stand at your funeral...

0:01:19 > 0:01:22..six friends you've known your entire life,

0:01:22 > 0:01:25then you've done something right.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Now, in the words of Carole King...

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Thank you, Mr Willoughby. - But I'm not finished.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Oh, trust me, you're finished.- But...

0:01:32 > 0:01:34If I just gave you the A now, will you sit down?

0:01:38 > 0:01:39OK...

0:01:39 > 0:01:45Everybody, open your textbooks to page 365, chapter 36.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47The works of Bruce Macdonald.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48BELL RINGS

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Look at this guy.- What a nerd! - Look at that kid and his books!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Hey, Willoughby...

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Heads up!

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Nice catch.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18THEY CHUCKLE

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Not bad, huh? If you need anybody else for your group.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27It's called a team, doofus. And we're full up.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28You nerd!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Parkinson?- Here.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- O'Grady?- Here.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Qureshi?- Here.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Spall?- Here.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Stevens?

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Stevens?

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Has anyone seen David Stevens?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Uh, sir?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Everyone, sit down, please.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Stevens!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Hey, sir. Sorry I'm late, sir.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20GROANING

0:03:20 > 0:03:21What is that smell?

0:03:23 > 0:03:24That is gross!

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Are you all right?

0:03:26 > 0:03:27Yes.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31- What happened to you? - Nothing, sir. I...

0:03:31 > 0:03:32..fell into a pond.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33You got a change of clothes?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- My gym stuff.- Go, change.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38And, um, have a shower.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41You smell like Swamp Thing's armpit.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42Thank you, sir.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44- Tiger?- Here.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Trent?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48HONKING

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Hey!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Dave, what pond did you fall into?

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Kelsey says you ratted me out?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59What? No, I wouldn't rat anybody out. Dave, you know...

0:03:59 > 0:04:00What, are you calling me a liar?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03No, all I'm saying is this is just a really big misunderstanding.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05- Kelsey says you told Moss. - Clobber him, Stevens.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Yes, but that's because he asked where you were.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09I just pointed you out. I didn't realise it was a bad idea.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11How could you do something so stupid?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Well, because you looked scared and I was worried about you.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17That's so sweet. Hear that, boys? He loves you, Stevens.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19He wuvs you so much.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Next time, just mind your own business.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Hey, Stevens.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Can I have my comic back?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34You going to let him get away with that?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Panzer?- Here.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54- Parkinson?- Here.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- McGrady?- Here.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57- Qureshi?- Here.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Slattery?- Here.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02- Spall?- Here.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Stevens?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Where's Stevens?

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Sir, can I go to the bathroom?

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Oh, that's what that smell was!

0:05:15 > 0:05:16All right, Kelsey, that's enough.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20Tiger?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04GATE CREAKS OPEN

0:06:15 > 0:06:17CLANGING

0:06:18 > 0:06:20BARKING

0:06:33 > 0:06:35What are you doing?

0:06:45 > 0:06:46HE GROWLS

0:06:48 > 0:06:50HE SCREAMS

0:06:54 > 0:06:55OK...

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Dave?

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Dave?

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Dave, you all right?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Dave?

0:07:23 > 0:07:24FAINT CREAKING

0:07:25 > 0:07:27CREAKING

0:07:30 > 0:07:32What is this place?

0:07:52 > 0:07:53HE COUGHS

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Dave?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Dave, where'd you go?

0:08:00 > 0:08:02HE SCREAMS

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Oh, oh. OK...

0:08:05 > 0:08:06HE SIGHS

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Dave?

0:08:09 > 0:08:10You in here?

0:08:19 > 0:08:20SQUISHING

0:08:20 > 0:08:21HE GROANS

0:08:25 > 0:08:27HE YELLS

0:08:27 > 0:08:29HE SIGHS

0:08:29 > 0:08:33Just a... Just a painting of a creepy old man.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Nothing to be afraid of...

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Don't suppose you know where Dave is, do ya?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Second thought...

0:08:43 > 0:08:44..don't answer that.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Please, don't answer that.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Dave?

0:08:52 > 0:08:55You better not be about to jump out on me.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00HISSING

0:09:00 > 0:09:02HE SCREAMS

0:09:04 > 0:09:05SPLASHING

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Dave.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43OK...

0:09:43 > 0:09:44OK.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46OK.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48- HE GROANS - I don't want to!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50No, you've got to. You have to.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52OK. Come on, Gregster.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54OK, OK.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57For Dave.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09- WHISPERED:- Rick... Rick!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14- I got your hat back.- Thanks.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Um...

0:10:15 > 0:10:18What you have found here is one of the most amazing discoveries.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21I'm still trying to figure out if it's, like, a regular wormhole,

0:10:21 > 0:10:22or some kind of other dimensional rift.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24It's baffling.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25GROWLING

0:10:25 > 0:10:27OK, OK...

0:10:27 > 0:10:29That's...

0:10:29 > 0:10:31..not a wormhole.

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Greg...

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Don't move.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Why?- You're only going to make it upset.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41You need to go...

0:10:41 > 0:10:42..now!

0:10:42 > 0:10:43It?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47GROWLING

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Oh, OK. OK, um...

0:10:50 > 0:10:52What was that?

0:10:52 > 0:10:53Don't, don't... What?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56This is not normal!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01OK, um...

0:11:01 > 0:11:02What was that?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05I don't know.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08I just know I got to get rid of it.

0:11:08 > 0:11:09Why?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Who wants lemonade and cookies?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14My aunt Abigail. Do not speak a word of this to her.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16SHE LAUGHS

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Oh, thank you, baby.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Oh, goodness.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Now, who's your little friend, here?

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Oh, this is Greg.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Craig? Greg.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- She's kind of hard of hearing.- Greg...

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I haven't seen you in a long while!

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Are you going to help Dave clean up the shed?

0:11:36 > 0:11:40- Yeah.- I'm going to be so happy to have your grandad's stuff gone.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43That man was obsessed with gathering junk!

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Give me a little sugar.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Going to be good.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Good, I tell you, to have this old place get a fresh start.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Go on with you. Go on. Good, go on!

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Lovely lady.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58DAVE SIGHS

0:11:58 > 0:12:01That's why I can't have her go in that shed until I've gotten rid of

0:12:01 > 0:12:02whatever's in there.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06I'm just guessing she doesn't know anything about it, does she?

0:12:06 > 0:12:09She inherited this place from my mean old grandad.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12She deserves a shed that's not going to teleport her into the middle of

0:12:12 > 0:12:14town every time she goes in it.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17And I'm going to come here every day until I've cleared it out.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21What?

0:12:21 > 0:12:24It's just kind of refreshing hearing you sound like you actually

0:12:24 > 0:12:25care about someone else.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27What kind of person just abandons someone?

0:12:30 > 0:12:33All right, we need to get a better look at it.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Figure out what we're dealing with, then we can make a plan.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38We?

0:12:38 > 0:12:40I don't abandon people either.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43I've got a camera. We'll catch it on film!

0:12:45 > 0:12:46OK, here we go...

0:12:46 > 0:12:48You carry that around with you?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Of course!

0:12:50 > 0:12:52You never know when you're going to run into a shed monster.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Right... Total nerd!

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Totally awesome nerd!

0:12:56 > 0:12:58OK...

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Let's do this.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02All right. Remember our call signs?

0:13:02 > 0:13:04All right, now, what I need you to... Hold that...

0:13:04 > 0:13:07All right, now hold this strap like that.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22DAVE WHISTLES

0:13:22 > 0:13:23Greg...

0:13:26 > 0:13:27OK.

0:13:38 > 0:13:39CRASHING

0:13:41 > 0:13:45OK. It doesn't seem to mind if you nudge the stuff,

0:13:45 > 0:13:48but if you touch it with your hands, it flips out.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Maybe because it thinks you're going to steal it?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55You're right! It makes sense.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59OK...

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Right...

0:14:15 > 0:14:18- CROAKING - Greg, Greg! Behind you!

0:14:18 > 0:14:19THEY SCREAM

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Let's go, let's go!

0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Come on!- Go!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30- There's another way. There's another way out!- What?

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Just... Come on!

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Come and get us!

0:14:34 > 0:14:35I've got your toy!

0:14:37 > 0:14:39HE SCREAMS

0:14:40 > 0:14:42HE SCREAMS

0:14:47 > 0:14:48This is getting old.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53What?

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Remember when we were seven and you fell in the penguin enclosure

0:14:57 > 0:14:58- at the zoo?- Fell in?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00You pushed me.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01No, I didn't, you were...

0:15:02 > 0:15:05- What?- Did you see the way it reacted to the light?

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Like it was in pain.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13- Where are you going?- Home.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16I've got to develop this film. See if I'm right.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Meet me at the library in the morning.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21It's still running!

0:15:29 > 0:15:30BELL RINGS

0:15:34 > 0:15:36KNOCKING

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Hey! Sorry I'm late.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42I had to dodge coach.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Perfect timing, actually. Let's see what we've got.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Oh!

0:15:52 > 0:15:53I barely saw anything.

0:15:55 > 0:15:56We've got enough.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00So, where's the section on Shed Monsters?

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Ha, ha.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04You'd be surprised what you can find in books.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Yeah, here it is. Elemental shades.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16They don't really hide in shadows, they're made of shadows.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Sound familiar?

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Its only weakness is light.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24- That's interesting.- How do you know so much about this stuff?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26I've been spending a lot of time in here lately.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30Greg, listen...

0:16:30 > 0:16:32It says shades are almost impossible to get rid of.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Almost impossible...

0:16:36 > 0:16:37That means we've still got a shot!

0:16:39 > 0:16:40Hey!

0:16:40 > 0:16:41KNOCKING

0:16:43 > 0:16:46You know, when they told me that you'd be here in Loserville with

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Loser Boy, I didn't believe them.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Come on, we've got practice.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Coach said you miss one more, you're off the team. Let's go.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56It's OK, go.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01Actually, you know what? I think I'm good here.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02And his name is Greg.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07All right, guys. Let's go.

0:17:13 > 0:17:14KNOCKING

0:17:15 > 0:17:18They, uh... They seem a bit unhappy with that.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Just forget about them.- OK.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22- Want to see again?- Yeah, sure.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24All right, just like that...

0:17:28 > 0:17:34All right. This is the synchronised ignition device.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- It's a joystick... - WAS a joystick, OK?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39- Stick with the programme.- Sure.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Now, when I attach this joysti-...

0:17:41 > 0:17:43..ignition device...

0:17:43 > 0:17:48..to this remote firing mechanism.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49- You mean...- Dave...

0:17:49 > 0:17:51..just...

0:17:51 > 0:17:52..use your imagination.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57When that shade comes at us, he won't know what hit him.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00What's going to stop him from teleporting us out again along with

0:18:00 > 0:18:02the "ignition device"?

0:18:02 > 0:18:04You see, that's what I'm counting on.

0:18:13 > 0:18:14Oh, that's comforting...

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Remember?

0:18:17 > 0:18:18He won't go for you...

0:18:20 > 0:18:22..unless you touch the stuff with your hands.

0:18:22 > 0:18:23Right, right.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25There's a place up here.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29OK...

0:18:29 > 0:18:30He's getting feisty.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32All right, put that down.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Flip it over.

0:18:34 > 0:18:35Thank you.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37I need the twine.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38Thank you.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40Go be a distraction.

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Hey!

0:18:43 > 0:18:44You still here?

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Um...

0:18:48 > 0:18:51I just, uh... I got a few things here.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Hey, look at me!

0:18:52 > 0:18:54I'm touching your stuff.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Whoa, hey!

0:18:55 > 0:18:57GROWLING

0:18:57 > 0:18:58DAVE CHUCKLES

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Hope you don't mind if I touch some of your things, right?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Hey, hey. Look at me, look at me.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Hey, hey, over here! Yeah.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Pay attention to me. - Like that!

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- All right.- Look, look, hey! Pay attention to me.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Pay attention to me! Hey, look, look, look!

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Greg, we really need to hurry this up, man.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19It's getting uncomfortably close.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23Hey, look. Hey, why don't you pay attention...

0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Greg, please?- I need the twine. I need the twine.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Going around.- Greg, can you please hurry this up?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. All right, all right.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Unravel, unravel, unravel.

0:19:32 > 0:19:33A lot of rope, a lot of rope!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35OK.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37OK, get more.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38OK, all right.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Here it comes!

0:19:40 > 0:19:41THEY SCREAM

0:19:47 > 0:19:49HE SCREAMS

0:19:57 > 0:19:58Do it now!

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Fire in the hole!

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Come here.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11SCREECHING

0:20:11 > 0:20:13It's caught on something.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15SCREECHING

0:20:15 > 0:20:17- It's going to break! - No, it can't break.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19This has to work. Give me this.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Come on!

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Come on.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Just...

0:20:33 > 0:20:35THEY GROAN

0:20:37 > 0:20:39It's going to break.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45MUSIC PLAYS

0:20:45 > 0:20:46SCREECHING

0:21:01 > 0:21:02SCREECHING

0:21:05 > 0:21:07DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

0:21:18 > 0:21:19THEY PANT

0:21:21 > 0:21:22Did we do it?

0:21:22 > 0:21:24I think we did it!

0:21:24 > 0:21:25THEY CHEER

0:21:27 > 0:21:28High five.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32I'm going to lay here.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35I'm laying here.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Oh, that's nice.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Seriously, I don't know how to thank you.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48I guess I just got so caught up with my football team that I forgot

0:21:48 > 0:21:52- who my real friends are.- Look, OK, look, if this is an apology,

0:21:52 > 0:21:55can we please speed this up? I kind of hate these things.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56Boys?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Who wants chocolate volcano cake?

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Forget everything I've just said. Every man for himself.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03For my hard workers!

0:22:03 > 0:22:05SHE CHUCKLES

0:22:05 > 0:22:07- This looks amazing.- Thank you.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08What's blazing? What? What's blazing?

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Wait, no, no, no.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11He said it was amazing.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Oh, right.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Thank you.

0:22:16 > 0:22:20Now, boys, I have a small favour to ask.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Yeah, sure, go ahead.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26OK now, since you did such a fine and good job with the shed,

0:22:26 > 0:22:30I was wondering if you could give me some more help.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36OK.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38You see, your grandad...

0:22:40 > 0:22:41..he also...

0:22:41 > 0:22:44..left a mess in the basement.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46CROAKING

0:22:46 > 0:22:48HISSING, THEY SCREAM

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Do you have a shed?

0:22:53 > 0:22:54A basement?

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Anywhere dark?

0:22:57 > 0:23:00A place where things can hide in the shadows,

0:23:00 > 0:23:02watching, waiting?

0:23:03 > 0:23:08Are you sure you don't have a shade lurking in your home

0:23:08 > 0:23:09right now?

0:23:11 > 0:23:14DISCO MUSIC PLAYS