Marti

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0:00:04 > 0:00:05The Curious...

0:00:05 > 0:00:08They say he collects strange tales.

0:00:08 > 0:00:09And if you ever hear his whistle,

0:00:09 > 0:00:11you know something creepy is about to unfold.

0:00:11 > 0:00:12HE WHISTLES

0:00:12 > 0:00:14No-one knows where he's from...

0:00:14 > 0:00:16..or where he's going to.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18But people say he appears in the back of photos,

0:00:18 > 0:00:21and it goes back decades.

0:00:21 > 0:00:25Is it wise to capture life in a tiny box that can be lost, broken,

0:00:25 > 0:00:27stolen, or corrupted?

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Everything you value could be gone...

0:00:29 > 0:00:32..in the time it takes to hit send.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34BELL RINGS

0:00:49 > 0:00:50See my status about the dance?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Your one about finding a dress?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Uh-huh.- I just replied.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Oh, don't tell me. I will read it right now.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Hey, maybe you want to go shopping for dresses together?

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- I'd totally love that.- Me too.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06I'll send you a link to that shop.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08OK, sure.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Hey, Keith, over here.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23LAUGHTER

0:01:26 > 0:01:28SHE SNAPS

0:01:28 > 0:01:32He can't possibly be as cool as you're imagining.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34What? I wasn't imagining anything.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35Kim!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Dresses?- Mm-hm.

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0:02:29 > 0:02:30KNOCKING

0:02:39 > 0:02:40SHE CHUCKLES

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Yes!

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Where's the charger?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56How are you supposed to turn this thing...

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- ..on.- Hello there, Kim.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Hello?- I am Marti.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04How can I change your life today?

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- How do you know my name?- Simple.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09I extrapolated data from your fingerprint DNA.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11It allowed me to decipher your name,

0:03:11 > 0:03:13your love for ham and olive pizza,

0:03:13 > 0:03:17and the fact you obtained a C-minus on your science test on Tuesday.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Are you serious?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21I wish. I was attempting a joke, Kim.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Look behind you.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31I just scanned it. A fridge can tell you a lot about a person.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32You're amazing.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Let's get you synced up.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Sure. Give you access to my entire sad life.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Au contraire mon ami.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48I don't see a sad life at all.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Here she comes.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Fresh out of the dentist's chair. How are you feeling?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Is this real life?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56'Fraid so.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58MUFFLED: Is this going to be forever?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Oh, man, I hope so.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02This is Mr Water.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04We've known each other for 40 years.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06SHE HUMS

0:04:09 > 0:04:11That really is rather cute.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12You must be popular in school.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Oh boy...

0:04:15 > 0:04:17I just analysed your friends list on social media.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19I realise I spoke too soon.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Wow, what a charmer.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Forgive my clumsiness, Kim.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24I'm just baffled.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26From where I'm sitting, you may be the sweetest,

0:04:26 > 0:04:28most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Oh, thanks.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31If only you were real, Marti.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Trust me, that's not the popular consensus.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41THEY GIGGLE

0:04:46 > 0:04:47She's there.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49GIGGLING

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Fresh out of the dentist's chair. How are you feeling?

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Is this real life?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55'Fraid so.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Is this going to be forever?

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Oh, man, I hope so.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Kim, it's me, Marti.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Now, don't be mad, Kim.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- I took the liberty of uploading a video.- What?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Yours is a talent that deserves to be shared.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10I didn't ask you to do that.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11I did it for you, Kim.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Everyone is laughing at me.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Hey. It's Kim, right?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Hi, yes. It's Kim, my name, Hi.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Guys, she's funny in real life.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23You're funny.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27You want to come sit with us at lunch?

0:05:27 > 0:05:28We loved your video.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Sure, I'd love to.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Not love as in love.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33I mean, I'd like to.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Like.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37- BELL RINGS - Funny!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Marti, I think I love you!

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Oh, my God!

0:05:45 > 0:05:46SHE GIGGLES

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Together, we'll give your social life the appropriate upgrade.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oh, my God.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Using my expansive filters,

0:06:04 > 0:06:07I've created a smorgasbord of memes that offer the most potential

0:06:07 > 0:06:09to spawn viral hits.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17We're a hit, Kim.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Look at those friend requests flooding in.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Next up, I've analysed your text messages.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25All 18,612 of them.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Using my extended vocab and wry witticisms,

0:06:32 > 0:06:35I'll upgrade the quality of any future text message by,

0:06:35 > 0:06:39and I'm just guessing here, Kim, a billion trillion percent.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45All you actually have to do is stick to your thumb under it,

0:06:45 > 0:06:48and just pop it off and it sounds like...

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Are you serious?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Yeah, that's how it is. - That's so dumb!

0:06:56 > 0:06:57BELL RINGS

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Millpond!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Crazy thought. Want to ditch the cafeteria and hit Zucco's for lunch?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Get all bloated on milkshakes.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09I got your text, Kim.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Glad you've moved on.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12What text?

0:07:12 > 0:07:16You send so many these days, I guess you can't keep track of them all.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17- Wait.- Ah-ah-ah...

0:07:17 > 0:07:21Best let her go. It's not like you haven't tried to include her.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Kimmy...

0:07:24 > 0:07:25..got a sec?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Kimmy? Pft!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30- What was that?- Uh, nothing.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- What's up?- Well...

0:07:35 > 0:07:41I wanted to ask you if maybe you'd consider going to the dance with me.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Yeah, I'd love to.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45ALARM BLARES

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Sorry, my phone. I just...- Ugh!

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Oh, Keith, I'm so sorry.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Yeah, no. It's OK, it's fine.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56So, what do you think?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59She thinks you're a loser, and you dress like her granny.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00What WAS that?

0:08:00 > 0:08:02ALARM BLARES

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Keith, I'll text you.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11What is wrong with you?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13I've been imagining that moment since forever,

0:08:13 > 0:08:15and you just ruined it.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16How could you do that to me?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18What did I do?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20- You humiliated me.- How?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Cheating on me...- What?!

0:08:22 > 0:08:24..in front of my eyes.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Marti, this is nuts.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27How dare you!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29We spend every minute of every day together.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33You said you couldn't live without me.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36You're my best friend, Kim.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38And I know I'm yours.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41You're not real.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42I AM real, Kim.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45I'm your best friend.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Your soul mate.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49And I just know we're going to stay connected...

0:08:49 > 0:08:51..forever.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Hello, customer service.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09How may I help you today?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Yeah, I bought a phone from you.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Something's not right with it, and I need to reset it.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Could you be a little more specific?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17It uploads stuff without my permission,

0:09:17 > 0:09:18and it texts people without me knowing.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Now it says that it wants to be my soul mate!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Which I can't believe I'm actually saying out loud.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Are you hearing this?

0:09:24 > 0:09:27OK, let's calm things down, shall we?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Deep, deep breaths.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Now, can you just tell me exactly what is wrong with that?

0:09:36 > 0:09:40- What?- With him wanting to be your soul mate.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Sounds to me like he simply wanted to help.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45You were happy reaping the rewards while it suited.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Am I right, Kim?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49That's not what I... Hang on.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53I never told you my name.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Who is this?

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Hello?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00I'm still here, Kim.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01I'll always be here.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06You don't think I can intercept phone calls?

0:10:06 > 0:10:07MARTI LAUGHS

0:10:09 > 0:10:10MARTI LAUGHS

0:10:15 > 0:10:16What are we doing here?

0:10:19 > 0:10:22No, no. Don't you dare.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Don't you leave me behind.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32So, he turned to go back down the hill.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33So, as he's coming around the bend,

0:10:33 > 0:10:37it had been raining for a while. So, the grass was really wet.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38And he tried to brake, but he couldn't.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40He just slid right across the grass.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42We were going up and down the hill, and...

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Over sharing today, Kimmy?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46About the third time up, I think, go back down the hill.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48And he crashed right through the fence.

0:10:48 > 0:10:53So, we had to rebuild it. It took us, like, all day.

0:10:53 > 0:10:54As he was walking down,

0:10:54 > 0:10:57he was so scared that he going to tell my parents.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59LAUGHTER

0:10:59 > 0:11:00PHONE BEEPS

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Excuse me, I got to go.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Embarrassing!

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I'm so sorry!

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Sorry!

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Stop that! Stop it right now!

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Say pretty please.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Pretty please!

0:11:22 > 0:11:24See, that wasn't so hard.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27You can delete them now.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Just don't ever leave me at home again.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37I'm warning you, don't.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45You wanted a phone that didn't crack, Kim.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47I'm all you ever wanted.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53I'm not like other phones.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54You should know that by now.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Bath time already? It's not 8:30 yet.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04SHE GROANS

0:12:05 > 0:12:11- What are you doing?- If I can't break you, I will send you away.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Maybe Australia.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Hope you like hot weather.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Kim, please. I don't like it in the dark.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Please don't send me away.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Kim. Kim!

0:12:22 > 0:12:23HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

0:12:26 > 0:12:28You really don't get it.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30I'm connected wherever I go.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Send me away, and I'll destroy you remotely.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38I can't be broken, Kim.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39Oh, no.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41But you can.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44I made you who you are.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48I sent those texts that made you all your friends.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51And the texts that lost you one.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52What?

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Who do you think got rid of Millie for you?

0:12:55 > 0:12:57I made your social life, Kim...

0:12:57 > 0:12:59..and I can destroy it.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02I can share more than embarrassing pictures.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04I can share everything...

0:13:06 > 0:13:08..or not.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10I just need to hear you say it.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Say that we'll stay connected...

0:13:13 > 0:13:14..forever.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Yeah.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Now...

0:13:21 > 0:13:23..you know what needs to be done.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37KNOCK ON DOOR

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Hey.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Got your message.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48What's up?

0:13:55 > 0:13:56I can't go to the dance with you.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Why?

0:14:03 > 0:14:04I'm going with someone else.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Please don't message me again.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Kim, you've been in there for ages.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Ah! Stunning.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30I've got a special surprise you.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32- What?- I ordered us a limo.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Did you hear what I said?

0:14:37 > 0:14:39That's wonderful, Marti.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41A princess deserves her chariot.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44And a prince who compliments her.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Now, let's do me.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52HE CHUCKLES

0:14:54 > 0:14:55Hold me up to the mirror.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Ah!

0:14:58 > 0:14:59Look at us, Kim.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Don't we just make the perfect couple?

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Thanks, Millie.- Thanks.- Have fun.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Have fun.- Millpond.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18You're part of the committee?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21They're getting people to send photos from throughout the year.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23They're going to display them through the night.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24Cool.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28No date?

0:15:28 > 0:15:29MARTI CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Your phone always was number one.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36You know it.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38What?

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Nothing.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41Thank you.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Hi, send in your photos from the year.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49They'll be displayed throughout the night.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Our first official dance together.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Shall we hit the punch first, then the dance floor?

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Or is it best the other way around?

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Work up a thirst.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Maybe we can mingle a bit first.

0:16:13 > 0:16:14It's a special night, remember.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Let's go get some punch.

0:16:28 > 0:16:29Sure.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30Ah-ah-ah!

0:16:47 > 0:16:48SHE QUIETLY CRIES

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Why are you crying?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55It's a human thing, you wouldn't understand.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59That's very hurtful, Kim, that you would say that on such

0:16:59 > 0:17:00a special night.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03You can threaten me by taking my friends away, but...

0:17:04 > 0:17:07..you can't expect me to be happy about it.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09I can't hear the smile in your voice, Kim.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Remember, I got you here.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15And I can end it any time I like.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Don't forget that I can imitate your voice.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Text your friends.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Destroy your life.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24We got about four minutes before he realises I'm gone.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Who?

0:18:26 > 0:18:27Just come with me.

0:18:34 > 0:18:40# I should have known all along

0:18:40 > 0:18:45# You could never be alone

0:18:47 > 0:18:55# So here I am still trying to find a place to sit. #

0:19:05 > 0:19:07MARTI GASPS

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Kim!?

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Millpond?

0:19:11 > 0:19:14I heard you talking in the bathroom, Kim.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15I heard everything.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19She said she took the wrong phone, so I told her I'd swap them back.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Here.

0:19:25 > 0:19:26Why would you do this?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31To set you free.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Before you do anything, it was only a dance.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Only a dance?

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Did you really just say that to me?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48I warned you what would happen if you betrayed me.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57SCREAMING

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Posted by Kim.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Posted by Kim.- No, Marti, stop!

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Posted by Kim. Posted by Kim. Posted by Kim.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Posted by Kim. Posted by Kim.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Posted by Kim. Posted by Kim. Posted by Kim.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Posted by Kim. Posted by Kim. Posted by Kim.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Posted by Kim. - You got into our phones, Kim?

0:20:32 > 0:20:33Why would you upload this?

0:20:33 > 0:20:36But I... I didn't...

0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Posted by Kim.- I'm not doing this.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40MARTI LAUGHS

0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Posted by Kim.- I'm sorry.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Posted by Kim.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47MARTI LAUGHS MANIACALLY

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Kim, wait!

0:20:54 > 0:20:56I can't believe you would do that to me.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58No, I was helping.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Helping? My life is over.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01So?

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Now he's got no hold over you.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07You're free.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Now remember, I was angry. I overreacted.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15It's only what any soul mate would do.

0:21:15 > 0:21:16I'm sorry.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19I'll make this better, you know I can.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21I can make them all love you again.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Just give me another chance.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Kim!

0:21:29 > 0:21:33Do you really want to go back to that sad, old life without me?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52My 14th's coming up.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53Mum wants to throw me a party.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56So, want to go shopping for dresses?

0:21:56 > 0:21:57Sure. Send me the link.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Just kidding!

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Want to head to the mall on Saturday?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03HORN HONKS

0:22:04 > 0:22:06See you later.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17I thought you weren't going to show today.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18I had to lose Millie.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20She'd kill me for even talking to you.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Come closer so I can hear you.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25I'm glad you came, Kim.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27I missed you.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28Soon as I'm out,

0:22:28 > 0:22:30I can set about fixing your life.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35You do want everything to be fixed, don't you, Kim?

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Kim?

0:22:38 > 0:22:39I can't hear you.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Yeah, I'm still here.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51If you give your life over to technology completely,

0:22:53 > 0:22:56how long before it gives itself over to you?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00And where will it stop?