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0:00:05 > 0:00:07The Curious.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09They say he collects strange tales.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11HE DRUMS

0:00:11 > 0:00:13And if you ever hear his whistle,

0:00:13 > 0:00:17you know something creepy is about to unfold.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19No-one knows where he's from...

0:00:19 > 0:00:22..or where he's going to.

0:00:22 > 0:00:26But it's said that his happenings are connected somehow.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Just no-one knows how.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Being away from home is scary enough.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35But imagine if home was on the other side of the universe,

0:00:35 > 0:00:39and you had no idea how you ever going to get back.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Mum?

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Boo!

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Oh, come on.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41You're not even a little scared?

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Nothing scary happens in the country, remember?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46That's why you moved us here.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48I saw you flinch.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50You definitely flinched.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53How was your first day?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55What's this?

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oh, they paired me up with this kid called Spud to show me around,

0:01:58 > 0:02:00who ate like ten bags of crisps.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03And whenever he spoke, he just sprayed them everywhere.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Blah, blah, blah.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07- His name was Spud? - It's a nickname, Mum.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Ah!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Oh, well, forget about him. I found you a new friend.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- The neighbour's son. - We have neighbours?

0:02:14 > 0:02:15All the way out here?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Yep, I invited him over.- Mum!

0:02:18 > 0:02:19KNOCK ON DOOR

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Come on, what's the worst that could happen?

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Hi, and you must be Henry.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30- MUFFLED: - But everybody calls me Spud.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Glynn Carnival, the kid that used to live in your house,

0:02:40 > 0:02:41had a fort up ahead.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43I guess it's yours now.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Did you have a fort in London?

0:02:44 > 0:02:45We didn't have a garden.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48You didn't have a garden?

0:02:48 > 0:02:49What did you play on?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Xbox.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Glynn Carnival, he wouldn't shut up about this place.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Said a World War II bomb had exploded here.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10If it's all the same to you, I think I'll be heading back.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Oh, really?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I'm on the final level of Battleworn.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Are you sure this is a bomb crater?

0:03:23 > 0:03:25It looks more like a...

0:03:26 > 0:03:27..landing site.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31What kind of landing site do you find in the middle of nowhere?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33A crash landing one!

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Come on!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58I should tell you,

0:03:58 > 0:04:00this body's built for comfort, not for speed.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Look!

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Where's the rest of it?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Planes break up on impact. Parts spread over miles.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16I've never heard of any planes crashing round here.

0:04:16 > 0:04:17This is all overgrown.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19It must've happened years ago.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25There!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39I think this is the black box.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Hello, it's not black.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44It's a recording device that tells you what caused the crash.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55You, sir, are a geek.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57You can seriously fix it?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Man, you're a total genius.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04My best mate, a total genius.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06I think I'll need a bit more room.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11If we can hook some power up to it,

0:05:11 > 0:05:13we might be able to get this thing working.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Is this going to take a while?

0:05:18 > 0:05:19Maybe I should sleep over.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Oh, look at that.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24It's done.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Well, go on, then.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Aren't you going to press it?

0:05:32 > 0:05:34We don't know what that symbol means.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36What if it means, don't press it?

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Well, why bother fixing it if you don't want to find out what it does?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57You're still a genius to me.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23MACHINE POWERS ON

0:06:25 > 0:06:26FAINT HUMMING

0:06:43 > 0:06:44It works.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Did you see it? Did you see it?

0:06:54 > 0:06:57What are you doing? It's the middle of the night!

0:06:57 > 0:07:00I've got to go find out what the purple light is.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Come on.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03What? You scared?

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Yeah, I'm scared.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Where I come from, you don't go out in the middle of the night.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09We'll go look in the morning.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11It's a light.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13How are we going to see it in the morning?

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Did you see that movie where the plane crashed on the mountain?

0:07:24 > 0:07:28And the passengers had no food, except these chocolate bars.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32And when the chocolate bars ran out, they started eating each other.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34If it came to it, would you eat me?

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Only to shut you up!

0:07:46 > 0:07:48That's where it's coming from.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11THEY SCREAM

0:08:15 > 0:08:17- We can do this. - No, we can't.- Yeah, we can.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30It's a space suit.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36No...

0:08:38 > 0:08:39It's some kind of...

0:08:39 > 0:08:42..escape capsule.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44A life-support system.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Keeping him asleep until...

0:08:46 > 0:08:48No.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51There's no way it could stay powered up for this many years.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Unless the technology was...

0:08:54 > 0:08:56BEEPING

0:08:57 > 0:08:58..alien.

0:09:01 > 0:09:02BEEPING

0:09:06 > 0:09:08What did you do?

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Run!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22THEY SCREAM

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Mum, Mum!- Thomas?

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Outside, someone's chasing us.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38OK, all right. I'm coming.

0:09:45 > 0:09:46What on earth were you doing outside, anyway?

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Good question.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50There!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Wait here. Call the police.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57DOOR OPENS

0:10:01 > 0:10:03PHONE DIALS

0:10:09 > 0:10:10PHONE RINGS

0:10:15 > 0:10:16CAT HISSES

0:10:23 > 0:10:26But, if it's not outside, then...

0:10:31 > 0:10:33HEAVY BREATHING

0:10:35 > 0:10:37THEY GASP

0:10:57 > 0:11:00What planet is this?

0:11:02 > 0:11:03He's a kid.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Check out his suit!

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I have been separated from my home.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14I must return to them. But for that, I need your help.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16- I should get my mum.- No!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19She must not discover me.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20I can't lie to her.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22She'll call the police, Thomas.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24They'll take him away, and experiment on him.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32OK.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34So, your bogeyman was a cute, little kitty.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37I told you nothing scary ever happens in the country.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Why were you outside anyway?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44BEEPING

0:11:45 > 0:11:48It was a stupid dare.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49We got carried away.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53I'm really glad you're making friends, Thomas,

0:11:53 > 0:11:57but the next time you decide to have a sleepover, let me know, OK?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Now, go to bed.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12- That's the best you could come up with?- What?

0:12:12 > 0:12:15It's the only thing my mum wouldn't miss.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17I wore it to my cousin's wedding.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19I can blend in, yes?

0:12:24 > 0:12:28Those symbols on your translator, is that your language?

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Yes, it is not as sophisticated as yours.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35No! What are you doing?

0:12:35 > 0:12:37It is highly sensitive.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39One wrong button, and that pod would launch,

0:12:39 > 0:12:42sending you hurtling endlessly through space.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Coolness!

0:12:46 > 0:12:47What?!

0:12:55 > 0:12:58He doesn't look like aliens in the movies.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Do you think he's got any freaky powers?

0:13:01 > 0:13:03HE SPEAKS ALIEN LANGUAGE

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Hearing.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08What is that?

0:13:08 > 0:13:10I am laughing.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15Any more superpowers you want to tell us about?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Telepathy, I can read minds.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19You, Thomas.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22You wish Spud's voicebox could be disabled.

0:13:25 > 0:13:30Spud, you are concerned Thomas will smell the gas you regularly emit

0:13:30 > 0:13:31from your body.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35What are you looking for?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37HE SPEAKS ALIEN LANGUAGE

0:13:40 > 0:13:44It is a machine for communicating with my planet's satellites.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46With it, I can call my family.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48They will rescue me.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51It cannot be seen.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Mate, have you not seen Cast Away?

0:13:53 > 0:13:56The parts of your ship will be spread out for miles.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58It literally could be anywhere.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01I saw where the...

0:14:01 > 0:14:02HE SPEAKS ALIEN LANGUAGE

0:14:02 > 0:14:03..came down.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05It landed amongst rocks.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08What kind of rocks?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20That's the rock face. I know that place.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Then you will lead us there.

0:14:35 > 0:14:36We are hiking.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Not surviving an apocalypse.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Got you something.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Size six, right?

0:14:42 > 0:14:45They were my brother's. He's in the army now.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Erm, thanks?

0:14:47 > 0:14:52So, where are you two adventurers going?

0:14:52 > 0:14:56To find a transmitter for an alien that needs to call his people?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00THEY LAUGH

0:15:00 > 0:15:04Well, say hi to your little, green friend for me.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05And be back before dark.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10THEY SIGH

0:15:32 > 0:15:33I'm all right, thanks.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40On your planet, are your alien movies about us?

0:15:40 > 0:15:41What is a movie?

0:15:41 > 0:15:44- How's your takeaways?- Rays?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46What's your favourite flavour of crisps?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48You start to get used to it.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51No questions from you?

0:15:51 > 0:15:52What's your name?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54HE SPEAKS ALIEN LANGUAGE

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Perhaps you give me an Earth name.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03Hm...

0:16:05 > 0:16:07I think you look like a Stan.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Then, I am a Stan.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11ALARM BLARES

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Whoa, what's happening?

0:16:14 > 0:16:15You OK, Stan?

0:16:16 > 0:16:19My life-support, it is low.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22- Maybe we should go back.- No!

0:16:22 > 0:16:25I have no choice.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26I need to get home.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Thomas, I sense you understand.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33He needs to get home. Let's keep going.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47How much further? I don't know how long he can last.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53We have arrived.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55What's that up there?

0:16:56 > 0:16:57Is that your transmitter?

0:16:59 > 0:17:01HE GROANS

0:17:01 > 0:17:02LIFE SUPPORT BEEPS

0:17:02 > 0:17:05I must recharge my life support.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Hurry, please.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17How we going to reach it?

0:17:17 > 0:17:18That big pack...

0:17:18 > 0:17:22..and you don't have a single thing in there we can throw up

0:17:22 > 0:17:24to hook a transmitter?

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Sorry, I didn't know it was going to be on the top of the cliff.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31We don't have time to argue.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34He's getting weak.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36- I'm going to climb up. - Are you crazy?!

0:17:36 > 0:17:38I have to get home...

0:17:38 > 0:17:39..him home.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Fine.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43What's my job?

0:17:43 > 0:17:47You stay there, and if I lose my balance, you can break my fall.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57He offends you.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Glynn Carnival couldn't get far enough away from me.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Now, him.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09As the only kid for miles around, it's hard not to take it personally.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13He thinks of old friends, not new ones.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15He thinks of you.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16You're new.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22I've got it.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28Thomas, my people are forever in your debt.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Aren't you going to charge your life-support system?

0:18:43 > 0:18:44He needs to call home first.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45It's important.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Thank you.

0:18:55 > 0:18:56For what?

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Thomas, you understand.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12I miss home too.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE

0:19:19 > 0:19:22After it's done, I must sleep.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25This is where we say goodbye...

0:19:25 > 0:19:26..for now.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05SPEAKS ALIEN LANGUAGE

0:20:16 > 0:20:19This is the coolest thing that will ever happen to us.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE

0:20:26 > 0:20:28- What are you doing? - Think about it, Spud.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32We'd have the world's first alien selfie.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Yeah, you and your best mate.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37CAMERA CLICKS

0:20:41 > 0:20:43That looks like the transmitter on Stan's chest.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49This is the message from the leader of your army,

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Commander Kirkroy.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54I am alive, and have discovered our target planet.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58- What have you done now? - That's Stan's voice.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59Leader of an army?

0:20:59 > 0:21:03I am sending you the coordinates of my pod.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Hone in on it for my location.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07I've made contact with the inhabitant,

0:21:07 > 0:21:12and learned they are a pathetic race who will offer no resistance.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Let a full scale invasion commence.

0:21:15 > 0:21:16He's no kid.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17End of transmission.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Stan's a baddie.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28You lied to us.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32I never said I was a child. You judge on looks.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36Ask Spud, the boy you reject, because he is covered in fried

0:21:36 > 0:21:38potato crumbs.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42Thanks to you, my army are now zeroing in on this pod.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Do not feel bad, human.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48You've only helped destroy your entire planet.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Hey, Commander Stan,

0:21:53 > 0:21:58it's customary on our planet to grant the prisoners of war one

0:21:58 > 0:22:01- last request.- What are you doing?

0:22:01 > 0:22:02HE SPEAKS ALIEN LANGUAGE

0:22:02 > 0:22:06What are your requests, children?

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Just that...

0:22:07 > 0:22:10..I want my mum to know I love her.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Oh. And you?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15I was just curious.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17What's the alien word for launch?

0:22:17 > 0:22:18Launch.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Thank you.

0:22:26 > 0:22:27THEY COUGH

0:22:38 > 0:22:40No!

0:22:41 > 0:22:44Hurtling endlessly through space.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51The coordinates your army locked on to from your pod's tracker...

0:22:53 > 0:22:55..are going to be in the middle of nowhere.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01- Spud, you just saved the world.- Yes!

0:23:04 > 0:23:08I'm sorry, man, but you kind of started it, so...

0:23:09 > 0:23:11At least he looks like us.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13He'll be able to blend in.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Looks can be deceiving.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35But what about instincts?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37We all trust them...

0:23:37 > 0:23:39..like we trust our friends.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42But should we?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Take a real close look at yours.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Are they really who they say they are?