0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ah, hello, we're Dick and Dom.
0:00:04 > 0:00:05What is it?
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Do you remember this?
0:00:07 > 0:00:12- Dance, yeah! - Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance!
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- Ah, our very first bit of muck on the bungalow.- I know.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Who would have thought that it would have grown up into this?
0:00:18 > 0:00:20SCREAMING AND SHOUTING
0:00:25 > 0:00:28I'm so proud, I'm almost welling up.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Hmmm.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33For old times' sake?
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Why not?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Oh-ho-ho-ho!
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Ugh!
0:00:43 > 0:00:44LAUGHTER
0:00:46 > 0:00:50'And so, for the final time, once again Dick and Dom
0:00:50 > 0:00:54'strike another blow for quality children's television.'
0:01:05 > 0:01:08# These are the diaries of Dick and Dom
0:01:08 > 0:01:10# They have a bungalow and you can come along
0:01:10 > 0:01:13# To play the maddest games you've ever seen
0:01:13 > 0:01:14# And meet oddballs in-between
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- # Da Diaries of Dick and Dom - In Da Bungalow
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- # Da Diaries of Dick and Dom - In Da Bungalow
0:01:19 > 0:01:21# The Prize Idiot and the neighbour's cat
0:01:21 > 0:01:24# Melvin Odoom and DI Harry Batt
0:01:24 > 0:01:26# Creamy Muck Muck, Dirty Norris and mushy peas
0:01:26 > 0:01:29# And don't forget bogies!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- # Da Diaries of Dick and Dom - In Da Bungalow
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- # Da Diaries of Dick and Dom - In Da Bungalow
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- # Da Diaries of Dick and Dom - In Da Bungalow
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- # Da Diaries of Dick and Dom - In Da Bungalow. #
0:01:42 > 0:01:50# Memory, turn your face to the moonlight... #
0:01:50 > 0:01:55'The following stuff and nonsense from Dick And Dom In Da Bungalow
0:01:55 > 0:02:00'was first shown live between 2002 and 2006. Enjoy.'
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- # Da Diaries of Dick and Dom - In Da Bungalow. #
0:02:11 > 0:02:14# It's a high-powered game of strategy
0:02:14 > 0:02:17# Just guess what's in the box and you will see
0:02:17 > 0:02:20# The best games from Da Bungalow
0:02:20 > 0:02:23# But if you're wrong It'll be the end of the show
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Oh, hello, hello, hello and welcome to the final round
0:02:32 > 0:02:33of Game Or No Game.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37After all these weeks of mind-bending strategy,
0:02:37 > 0:02:39it comes down to a simple game of chance.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42It quite literally is Game Or No Game.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45You could eat the tension with a fork.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46TELEPHONE RINGS
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Hello?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Yeah, well, it's not easy building up this nonsense day in, day out.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56You've ruined the atmosphere. I hope you're ashamed.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01So, let's play Game Or No Game.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Choose a box.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06OK, demonstrating you want to choose this box.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Now, if that is the box you want to choose
0:03:09 > 0:03:12and you don't want to swap it to this box, or swap this box for that box,
0:03:12 > 0:03:15or swap them in any other configuration,
0:03:15 > 0:03:17and you have indeed made the choice
0:03:17 > 0:03:20and that you can't be choosy about the choice chosen,
0:03:20 > 0:03:21then this is your choice.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26If this box contains Fairly Hairy Superstars,
0:03:26 > 0:03:29then this game has gone as far as it can go.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34But whatever happens, it's the best game we've ever played.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Let's take a look.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40CROWD CHEERS And it is indeed
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Fairly Hairy Superstars. That is absolutely excellent.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46All that remains to do now is play the game
0:03:46 > 0:03:50and this is me, Little Noely, saying goodbye.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52TELEPHONE RINGS
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Hello?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56And the banker's saying goodbye too. Goodbye!
0:03:56 > 0:04:00TO BANKER: Listen, about earlier. Yeah, I didn't mean it.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Do you still love me?
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Of course I love you.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Well, it's Love Or No Love, isn't it?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07# Fairly Hairy Superstars
0:04:07 > 0:04:08# Is the name of the game
0:04:08 > 0:04:11# Choose your favourite famous person from the Hall Of Fame
0:04:11 > 0:04:14# They might be prima donnas but they'll stand for any grief
0:04:14 > 0:04:18# Just slap on loads of hair and shove in a pair of goofy teeth. #
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Which famous person would you like to make hairy?- Britney Spears.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Oh, we like to make dreams come true in the Bungalow,
0:04:24 > 0:04:26please welcome Britney Spears!
0:04:26 > 0:04:31CHEERING
0:04:31 > 0:04:34You thought we had no celebrities, didn't you?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Chris, who did you say, mate?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- David Beckham.- David Beckham.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41We like to make dreams come true, please welcome David Beckham.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42CHEERING
0:04:42 > 0:04:45It's actually David Beckham.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Kylie Minogue.- She likes Kylie Minogue, there you are.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- There she is, look at that! - CHEERING
0:04:50 > 0:04:54You can't get her out of your head, you certainly can't.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55- Del Boy.- Del Boy!
0:04:55 > 0:05:00This is who he wanted to make hairy.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Who would you like?- Prince William.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Prince William, fresh off the ski slopes, there he is.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09APPLAUSE
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Who did you choose, love? - You.- Me? Ah!
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Excellent! And here he is.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- She said she chose me but I know... - DOORBELL
0:05:15 > 0:05:19CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
0:05:23 > 0:05:26It's me! Look everyone, it's me!
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- Hello, mate.- It's our old mate, Stevie Wilson.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31No, it's not, it's Dick.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Right, so yeah, so Sophie you wanted to hair up me.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38OK, OK, here are the rules, very quickly.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40You've got 45 seconds to get the Dirty Norris,
0:05:40 > 0:05:42smear it all over your celebrity.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Then get hair, stick it all over your celebrity as well
0:05:45 > 0:05:48and the one who's ended up with the hairiest showbiz celebrity
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- will be the winner of the... - 180 Bungalow Points!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53180 Bungalow Points!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Make sure you get Dick nice and hairy and your time starts now!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Well, at least it's not me...
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Oh, no! Get your celebrities all... get them all...
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Wipe it all over them, all over their faces,
0:06:05 > 0:06:06all over their heads.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09It doesn't matter if they were looking nice.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11That's it, all over them, boys.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Goofy teeth and hair as well.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Go on, that's it.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Really hairy and really, really chocolaty.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18That's what they like.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I can't believe I am here.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22I am playing the game...
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Come on, Chris!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26..talking to you, I'm here and there.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Look, Britney needs a bit more chocolate. Go on.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Bit of Dirty Norris?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Dick, you're looking a bit hairy, mate.
0:06:34 > 0:06:367...6...5...
0:06:36 > 0:06:414...3...2...1
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Stop!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45'Stop! Stop! Stop!'
0:06:45 > 0:06:50OK, firstly, we're starting off with Ashley here.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Ashley wanted Britney Spears.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Here's Britney. Britney, how's it going?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Oops! I'm hairy again. LAUGHTER
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Very good.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Chris, how about David Beckham?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03I think I need a haircut. LAUGHTER
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Nicole and Kylie.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10I should be so hairy. LAUGHTER
0:07:10 > 0:07:12You should be so hairy.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Mickey and Del Boy.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15This time next year, Rodney,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17we'll be million-hairs. LAUGHTER
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Hairs. Million-hairs. Very good.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21And Prince William over here.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I'm hair to the throne. LAUGHTER
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- And last, but not least, Dick! - Dicky doo-dah.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I'm a hairy little monkey.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Look at me! LAUGHTER
0:07:30 > 0:07:31- Brilliant!- Brilliant.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34So let's choose who's going to be the winner.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I think it's got be...
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Uh...
0:07:38 > 0:07:39- Kylie! - APPLAUSE
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Hairy little Kylie.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46# Sometimes it went marvellously
0:07:46 > 0:07:49# And often it was fab
0:07:49 > 0:07:52# But there were those occasions... #
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Hi, Melvin Odoom at your service
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Now, as you all know, in times of crisis
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I call on the power of the dance but as it's the last show
0:08:07 > 0:08:10I'm going to leave you with the joy of the dance.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Take care of yourselves and each other.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Do you know who I am?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I am a dancer.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21LAUGHTER
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Hey, sarcastic kid, come up here. What do you think about that?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33It's really, really rubbish.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37No, it's not rubbish, it's good - sarcastically.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38No, no, it IS rubbish...
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Come, dance with me!
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Dance with him!
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Let the music take you.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Yes! Yes!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Dance with the peas.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01You cannot defeat me!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Turn him into a monster, everyone. Come on! Right now!
0:09:09 > 0:09:10# He's a cat in a flap
0:09:10 > 0:09:13# It's a matter of fact that he like a good chat
0:09:13 > 0:09:14# All about this and that
0:09:14 > 0:09:17# He's a Bungalow star and he's sure travelled far
0:09:17 > 0:09:19# So there's no turning back from the cat flap. #
0:09:22 > 0:09:23# A-doo-doo-doo
0:09:23 > 0:09:24# A-doo-de-doo. #
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Ah, hello, everyone.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29As it's the last show of the series, I just wanted to say bye-bye!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Oh, oh yeah! And leave you with a moment on the show
0:09:33 > 0:09:37that means so much to me. My tribute to Stoke-on-Trent.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Ha-ha-ha! Take care of one another and each...of your...every...
0:09:41 > 0:09:44..everyone...oh, I don't know. Here's Stoke-on-Trent.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46CHEERING Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I've been all over this week, eh, but you know,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56my favourite place I've been to...
0:09:56 > 0:09:59# Stoke-on-Trent, oh yeah!
0:09:59 > 0:10:00# To Stoke-on-Trent
0:10:00 > 0:10:05# Historic town on the River Trent
0:10:05 > 0:10:09# It's a vibrant mix of the great and the good
0:10:09 > 0:10:12# Like Reginald "Spitfire" Mitchell
0:10:12 > 0:10:14# And Josiah Wedgwood
0:10:14 > 0:10:16# Come and lose yourself
0:10:16 > 0:10:18# In the Potteries Shopping Centre
0:10:18 > 0:10:20# Why not try a Staffordshire oatcake?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22# It's a culinary adventure
0:10:22 > 0:10:24# Come to Stoke-on-Trent
0:10:24 > 0:10:26# And see just what is meant
0:10:26 > 0:10:28# By the welcome phrase
0:10:28 > 0:10:31# Of "Ay up, duck!" You're in Stoke-on-Trent. #
0:10:33 > 0:10:34My work here is done.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36APPLAUSE
0:10:36 > 0:10:39# This is the part of the show
0:10:39 > 0:10:42# With all the bits outside the Bungalow
0:10:42 > 0:10:44# We tease the public with a joke or a trick
0:10:44 > 0:10:47# Like Eeny-Meeny, Dirty Days and Spotted Dick
0:10:48 > 0:10:51# We met the nation as we travelled up and down
0:10:51 > 0:10:56# So, grab your coat for...#
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- We're here...- Thank you!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- ..in Harrogate.- And for the last time, we've got to stick stickers
0:11:01 > 0:11:04of increasing sizes onto members of the public's backs!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07And for the last time ever, if we get caught,
0:11:07 > 0:11:08we lose for the last time ever.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11So, for the last time ever... let's play it.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16So, for the last time ever, here we go.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Lay one. Lay two.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Lay-on-lay.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23And that's three,
0:11:23 > 0:11:25makes it lay-on-lay-on-lay.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Quad from McCourt.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Oh! Getting a bit slipshod there, a little complacency creeping in
0:11:30 > 0:11:31but he gets what he was after.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Good start.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Eh?
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Wood, on a mission.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Can we?- No.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Well he asks "Can we?" Someone's saying "No," but he says "Yes!"
0:11:43 > 0:11:46And he's enjoyed nice adhesion there.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Come here, come here!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49- What... - DICK LAUGHS
0:11:53 > 0:11:56McCourt now, obviously he can't win the series
0:11:56 > 0:11:58but he's laying for pride.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02And that's where he's laid best this season, on the hat.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03How are you?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Do you want the all day breakfasts?
0:12:07 > 0:12:11And that's a bar-raiser from Wood, going straight in for a big stick.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13But McCourt's having none of it!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Look at the size of that!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18..You've plenty of choice there then, haven't you?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Well, whatever you eat, enjoy it!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Make sure you have a smile on your face.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28And a smile on your back. Ha-ha-ha.
0:12:31 > 0:12:36These two great ambassadors of the game, relishing the challenge...
0:12:36 > 0:12:42Oh my word! Look at the size of those. They are phenomenal!
0:12:42 > 0:12:46In all my years of covering this sport,
0:12:46 > 0:12:49I have never seen such audacity as this.
0:12:50 > 0:12:56That is the level that these two men are prepared to lay at.
0:12:58 > 0:13:04So, Wood...lines himself up for what could be
0:13:04 > 0:13:08a very, very sticky situation.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Certainly, for that lady.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16It's a massive challenge and a tall order.
0:13:16 > 0:13:21That sticker is bigger than he is but then again most things are.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24What kind of flowers are they? Tell the camera.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Tell the camera what kind of flowers they are.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Oh, are they Chinese cabbages?- Yes.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Oh, are they? Are they real? - And orchids. No you can't eat them.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34You can't boil them up for your Sunday dinner?
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Wood, positions himself.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41..Saturday morning, yeah.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- It's my birthday tomorrow. - Is it your birthday?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- Happy Birthday!- Oh, Happy Birthday!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- He's attempting adhesion...- 70!?
0:13:50 > 0:13:51..without being noticed.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Have a look at her flowers, Dom.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Has he done it?
0:13:56 > 0:13:57- Get it off!- What? No!
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Oh, "Get it off," she says. It's a rumbling!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- He hasn't done it.- You caught me out.
0:14:03 > 0:14:08So, McCourt takes the final game of the season.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09It's over.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14It's over indeed. I hope you've enjoyed the laying as much as I have.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18So this is Alan Sanchez signing off, wishing you
0:14:18 > 0:14:21a Rom Pom Stick wherever you are.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23APPLAUSE
0:14:27 > 0:14:30LAUGHTER AND WHISTLING
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I dunno what's going on, but I like it!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Nobody move!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44# Bursting on the scene with a "Nobody move!"
0:14:44 > 0:14:47# He's a Geordie cop with a case to prove
0:14:47 > 0:14:50# So gangsters, burglars and cheeky juveniles
0:14:50 > 0:14:53# He'll get you bang to rights then slap you in the... #
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- THUD! - Ooh-yah!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Typical. To the last cheer,
0:15:10 > 0:15:13then they've gone and reinforced the Jeff-ing door.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Wow. Oh, yeah! Detective Inspector Harry Butt, here.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Ah!
0:15:18 > 0:15:20And this is the last show,
0:15:20 > 0:15:22so, I thought I'd leave you
0:15:22 > 0:15:25with an example of police interviewing at its very best.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Roll the tape!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29POLICE SIREN WAILS
0:15:29 > 0:15:31RETRO COP SHOW MUSIC
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- BALLAD MUSIC PLAYS - It's a mystery to me.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43The game commences
0:15:43 > 0:15:45for the usual fee.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Plus expenses.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Confidential information.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54It's in a diary.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57This is my investigation.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59It's not a public Inquiry.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03BALLAD MUSIC CONTINUES
0:16:12 > 0:16:14I go checking out the reports.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Diggin' up the dirt.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20You get to meet all sorts
0:16:20 > 0:16:22in this line of work.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Treachery and treason.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Pfft! There's always an excuse for it.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31And when I find the reason...
0:16:32 > 0:16:34..I still cannae get used to it.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41CLICKS OFF TAPE PLAYER
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Sorry! I must've pressed play by mistake. Right!
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Well, I think that moment speaks for itself.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50So, this is me, Detective Inspector Harry Batt,
0:16:50 > 0:16:52signing off and saying
0:16:52 > 0:16:54mind how you go.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58And don't have nightmares - oooh!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00You Prize Idiot!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Oh, you Harry Batt!
0:17:04 > 0:17:08# Here's the pick of the show and a long-running blow
0:17:08 > 0:17:11# To the hoity-toity folk who don't enjoy a joke
0:17:11 > 0:17:14# If you've got a heart condition or a nervous disposition
0:17:14 > 0:17:17# Go and buy some earplugs and call a good physician
0:17:17 > 0:17:18# Cos we're gonna shout Bogies!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21# Till we're banned from every building in the world. #
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Ooh...
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Oh, sorry! I was just catching some sun.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31We're here for the final of Bogies at Trafalgar Square.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33There's the Bogey-ometer to find out who it's going to be.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36So, shall we climb a column and shout Bogies?
0:17:36 > 0:17:37- I beg your pardon?- Let's do it.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42'Here, at Trafalgar Square,
0:17:42 > 0:17:44'the scene of this year's grand final.'
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Bogies!- 'Both players very nervous.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52'There's a 3.5 from Wood.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53'McCourt.'
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Bogies!
0:17:57 > 0:18:00'Beautifully played - that's a 3.9.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05'His work done.'
0:18:05 > 0:18:07What you taking photos for?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09'Some of the crowd, there,
0:18:09 > 0:18:12'making the most of the opportunity
0:18:12 > 0:18:15'to snap these fine athletes.'
0:18:15 > 0:18:19- Bogies!- 'Wood with a 5.2!'
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Nelson is up there.- In his column?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26'McCourt showing off his encyclopaedic knowledge of...'
0:18:26 > 0:18:31- Bogies!- '..British public art and hitting a 6.2 on the Snot-ometer,
0:18:31 > 0:18:35'much to the delight of the crowd
0:18:35 > 0:18:38'specially gathered here today for this grand final.'
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Bogies!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43'And they'll be in no way disappointed
0:18:43 > 0:18:46'by that tremendous thrust from Wood.
0:18:46 > 0:18:51'6.5. Nervous giggling from McCourt.'
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- ..ies!- 'And Wood goads him...'
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- ..ies!- '..with his ies.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59'Tremendous.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- 'Really sense the...'- Bogies!
0:19:02 > 0:19:06'..rivalry between these two. That's a 7.0!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08'Has Wood met his Waterloo?'
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Bogies!
0:19:12 > 0:19:16'Oh, kiss me, Woody! 7.2 over the shoulder!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- 'And it's ample.'- BOGIES!
0:19:20 > 0:19:24'McCourt angrily growls out an 8.5.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28'A collection of Wood supporters, there, beginning to get the fear.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32'Now, what does Wood have in response?
0:19:33 > 0:19:37'..The atmosphere is electric.'
0:19:37 > 0:19:40BOGIES!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43'8.7 with a little twirly bit on the end.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46'Shock and awe tactics...
0:19:47 > 0:19:48'..by Wood.'
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- BOGIES!- 'Eliciting a huge response from McCourt.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57'8.9. Now, Wood. The gloves are off.'
0:19:57 > 0:19:59HE WHIMPERS 'And so are the shoes and socks
0:19:59 > 0:20:01'as he gets into the water...
0:20:02 > 0:20:05'..for reasons best known to himself.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08'What's he got?'
0:20:08 > 0:20:10BOGIES!!!
0:20:10 > 0:20:14'He's got a 9.1 - the crowd are delighted,
0:20:14 > 0:20:18'he's pleased, but he's paying the ultimate price now...'
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- You're an animal.- '..in terms of freezing cold feet.'- Right.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25'Of course, Wood knows this means war.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28'McCourt intending to fight to the last for this title.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30'9.1 to beat.'
0:20:30 > 0:20:32BOOOOOO-GIES!!!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34'He's done it! It's a 9.2.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38'A fantastic Bogey under intense pressure.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42'And the crowd are joining in! They're whipped up into a frenzy!
0:20:42 > 0:20:46- BOOOOO-GIES!!!- 'And Wood hits back hitting a 9.3!
0:20:46 > 0:20:48CROWD SHOUT "BOGIES" 'The crowd aren't taking it lying down.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51'They get a 9.5 - it's Dick and Dom versus the crowd!
0:20:51 > 0:20:55- 'What's McCourt got?' - BOOOOOOOOO-GIES!!!
0:20:55 > 0:20:58'He's got a 9.7 and a pounding headache.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02CROWD SHOUT "BOGIES" 'But the crowd, with a perfect 9.9 - the boys concede.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06'It's the winning Bogey from the crowd!'
0:21:06 > 0:21:10The real winners of Bogies are you horrible lot.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13ALL: Bogies!
0:21:13 > 0:21:17- Bogies!- Bogies!
0:21:20 > 0:21:21MANIC LAUGHTER
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Can you take any more of this?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26When you've had enough, just ring the door bell.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH
0:21:30 > 0:21:31DOOR BELL RINGS
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Someone at the door. Who could it be?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- No one.- Nobody. Lovely.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38That's ended that, anyway.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40All right?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Anything to say?
0:21:42 > 0:21:45I love it! LAUGHTER
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Bit more.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53I just simply love it!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- HE GRUNTS - Right!
0:22:03 > 0:22:05So, that's it. The end of the Dairy.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07We've played some games.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10'Ping Pong Poodle all the way over the line. Takes it -
0:22:10 > 0:22:12'Ping Pong Poodle takes it!'
0:22:12 > 0:22:13We danced about a bit.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22We had a laugh. Or two!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER
0:22:29 > 0:22:32And we had some good clean fun.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35THEY SCREAM
0:22:37 > 0:22:41We could say more, but we wrote it all down in a song just for us.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- Just for you.- Just for you.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46So, until next time, take care of your others.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48And each of yourselves.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- Toodle-pip.- Toodle-pip.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52< Thank you. Cut there.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Actually, can we do it one more time?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56I think...did you say "Dairy"?
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Dairy?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02What?
0:23:02 > 0:23:05THEY ALL CHEER
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- Hold on a minute, what's happening? - It's gonna explode!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36We love you, everybody!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38- Goodbye!- Aargh!
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Is that it?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Everybody, it's gonna be all right!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54THEY CHEER
0:26:57 > 0:27:00MUSIC: "The Ace of Spades" by Motorhead
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