0:00:02 > 0:00:05- How do-doodle? I'm Dick. - Which makes me Dom.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Do you remember this cupboard?
0:00:07 > 0:00:09- I've had the bestest of ideas.- Yeah?
0:00:09 > 0:00:13- Let's have a game of paper, scissors, stone!- Agh!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Put your hand behind your back, no cheating.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19- Ready? - BOTH: One, two three...paper!
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- Again. - BOTH: One, two three...paper!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24BOTH: One, two, three...paper!
0:00:24 > 0:00:28- We can't keep having paper. - I'll have stone instead.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Ooh!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Ha-ha!
0:00:33 > 0:00:38- Yes, the diddies.- Many people forget that we were one of the first shows
0:00:38 > 0:00:40to use high-tech imagery like that.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44They said we could get a similar effect sticking black cloths
0:00:44 > 0:00:49- over our heads, but that would insult the audience.- Absolutely.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50We didn't stop there!
0:00:50 > 0:00:56- I'm a flying dog! I'm a flying dog! - I'm a flying dog, mama!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59With a twin turbo-engined woofer...
0:00:59 > 0:01:06- Get back!- ..and a canine chopper! Woof, woof!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- We told Steven Spiel-veggie-burger all he knows!- We did?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- We did.- Did we?- No.- Oh. we didn't.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Onwards and slightly sideways...
0:01:17 > 0:01:20# These are the diaries of Dick and Dom
0:01:20 > 0:01:22# They've got to find a load that you can shove along
0:01:22 > 0:01:25# They play the maddest games you've ever seen
0:01:25 > 0:01:29# And the oddballs in-between The Diaries of Dick and Dom
0:01:29 > 0:01:31# The Diaries of Dick and Dom
0:01:31 > 0:01:33# The prize idiot and the neighbour's cat
0:01:33 > 0:01:36# Now they know Doom and DI Harry Batt
0:01:36 > 0:01:39# Dirty Norris and mushy peas.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41# And don't forget BOGIES!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- # The Diaries of Dick and Dom - In Da Bungalow
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- # The Diaries of Dick and Dom - In Da Bungalow
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- # The Diaries of Dick and Dom - In Da Bungalow
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- # The Diaries of Dick and Dom - In Da Bungalow
0:01:53 > 0:01:56# Whoo! #
0:01:56 > 0:02:00# Looking for some hot stuff baby this evening
0:02:00 > 0:02:04# I need some hot stuff baby tonight... #
0:02:04 > 0:02:08'The following stuff and nonsense from Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow
0:02:08 > 0:02:12'was first shown live between 2002 and 2006.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13'Enjoy.'
0:02:13 > 0:02:18# ..Hot stuff I need hot stuff... #
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- # The Diaries of Dick and Dom - In Da Bungalow. #
0:02:23 > 0:02:25# Good game, good game Gamey game game
0:02:25 > 0:02:28# Good game, good game Gamey game game
0:02:28 > 0:02:31# Good game, good game Gamey game game
0:02:31 > 0:02:34# Good game, good game Gamey game game. #
0:02:34 > 0:02:35APPLAUSE
0:02:35 > 0:02:39All right, my love. Brucie Forsyth here with another round
0:02:39 > 0:02:42of Good Game, Good Game Gamey Game Game.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Is that right, Tess?
0:02:43 > 0:02:48Well done, you charming all-round entertainer and celebrity golfer.
0:02:48 > 0:02:53Marvellous. I'm watching you and thinking, you've got to be careful -
0:02:53 > 0:02:56we don't want you hurling from your twirling.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- What don't we want from your twirling?- Me hurling!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Quite. OK. The aim of the game is to match the name of the game
0:03:04 > 0:03:08written on these cards - we've written The Bungalow Game,
0:03:08 > 0:03:12If you match a pair we can see that game again in all its glory.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14All right. Off we go.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Look down here - the first card...
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Marvellous game.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Rachel Stevens. I do love Rachel.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Nothing yet. Here we go, down here.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Another Bungalow Medley!
0:03:29 > 0:03:34- Marvellous. What do we do with a pair, Tess?- Give it an eclair!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36No. We play the game.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40So let's look at another marvellous Bungalow Medley.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44# In the Mucky Puddle Power Shower Game. #
0:03:44 > 0:03:47# Bicycle, bicycle... #
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Come on, you're doing well!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Pedal harder!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Come on.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- Generate the electricity. Get the lights on!- Come on, do it!
0:03:58 > 0:03:5920 seconds left...
0:03:59 > 0:04:03# Put it in your tum-tum Euuhhhh yum-yum. #
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- A bit of fromage.- Shallots.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Petit dejeuner in the bungalow!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Jambon...
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Come on! My God!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Pommes de terre.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Oh!
0:04:17 > 0:04:21# Grasping, rasping wrinklies are a scary proposition
0:04:21 > 0:04:25# Especially as one of them has a nervous disposition. #
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Go to one of the granddads of your choice
0:04:28 > 0:04:30and take away their false teeth.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35One of these granddads is a nutter. He's got a nervous disposition.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40If you take his false teeth away, he will go barmy and you will lose.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42No. You're safe.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47# Something like Sebastian Coe Celebrity Two Word Tango. #
0:04:47 > 0:04:50David Beckham.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Very good.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Akon.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Akon?- Yes.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Jennifer Aniston.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Yeah. Very nice.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Natasha...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- HOOTER - Aw!
0:05:02 > 0:05:08# I like to ride my bicycle bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
0:05:08 > 0:05:12# Bicycle bicycle... #
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Time's up. Stop pedalling.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Chelsea, your turn.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Pick some numbers.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Who's going to get those 232 bungalow points?
0:05:21 > 0:05:22You need these.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Is he the nutter?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Safe.- Safe.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29# Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes
0:05:29 > 0:05:33# Yes I have creme vanilla bavarois et chocolat marquis
0:05:33 > 0:05:36# Avec raspberry fromage frais trousers. #
0:05:36 > 0:05:39We've got a winner!
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Yeah! How can this lose? Look at it.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48How can this be beaten by any other children's programme?
0:05:48 > 0:05:53We keep trying to tell them all - it's award winning!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Hello, Monkey!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Now you.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Pick paste.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Fresh teeth.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Move waste.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09House cat.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Nice hat.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Fancy that?
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Like that!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Off you go. It's all to play for for your team.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Come on, pick one. He's going for that one.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Yaghh!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33SHOUTING AND CHEERING
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Good Game, Good Game Gamey Game Game.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47# Here's an odd bit That didn't really fit
0:06:47 > 0:06:51# The show is often random but then so are Dick and Dom
0:06:51 > 0:06:54# It's a totally random moment. #
0:06:54 > 0:06:56# I've got me mutton chops
0:06:57 > 0:06:59# I've got me mutton chops
0:06:59 > 0:07:02# You put the boom boom into my heart - shurrup
0:07:02 > 0:07:06# You send my soul sky high when your loving starts - shurrup
0:07:06 > 0:07:09# Jitterbug into my brain - shurrup
0:07:09 > 0:07:12# I goes bang bang bang till my feet do the same
0:07:12 > 0:07:15# Something's bugging you, something ain't right - shurrup
0:07:15 > 0:07:18# My best friend told me what you did last night - awful
0:07:18 > 0:07:21# Left me sleeping in my bed
0:07:21 > 0:07:25# I was dreaming but I should have been with you instead - shurrup
0:07:25 > 0:07:27BOTH: # Wake me up before you go-go
0:07:27 > 0:07:30# Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
0:07:30 > 0:07:34# Wake me up - shurrup Before you go-go
0:07:34 > 0:07:38# I didn't want to miss it when you hit me hard - wake me up
0:07:38 > 0:07:42# Before you go-go Cos I'm not planning on going solo
0:07:42 > 0:07:46# Wake me up before you go-go
0:07:46 > 0:07:49# Take me dancing tonight, then shurrup. #
0:07:53 > 0:07:56# All right me darlings
0:07:56 > 0:07:58# If you've got a bundle of one up your sleeve
0:07:58 > 0:08:01# Then bid at the auction and you might leave
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- # With a forfeit to spend - All right me darlings
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- # On an unwilling friend - All right me darlings
0:08:08 > 0:08:11# Cos you're to meet with a very very very sticky end. #
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Who wants to be the Codfather? We're gonna start at 20 bungalow points.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Megan. Anyone giving more than 20,
0:08:18 > 0:08:22- cos this is a good forfeit? Sam, how many? 21 from Sam.- 23.
0:08:22 > 0:08:2423 from Megan. Sam?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- 24.- Anybody going higher than 24?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31If you don't buy it, it can happen to you!
0:08:31 > 0:08:32BURP!
0:08:32 > 0:08:36It's gonna go to Sam. The Codfather has gone to Sam.
0:08:36 > 0:08:42Come here. There's lot 104. Can you do me a favour and shout, "Lot 104?"
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Lot 104.- Who's it gonna go to?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Yes!
0:08:48 > 0:08:53- Poor Georgina.- Georgina, go off and get changed.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Not only are you gonna be turned into a father, a man,
0:08:56 > 0:08:59you're gonna have a cod put on your head.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Here she is! She is the Codfather!
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- Right.- You sit over here.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09You sit here and we put you on there.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Then what we do... Get a piece of fish.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Can I get a piece of fish?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17These fish are your children. You love your fish, OK?
0:09:17 > 0:09:22We'll start with this little fish. This is a really good fish.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27- Hold this fish.- Then read this one. - Then read this one.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- To the fish.- You are my youngest son and I need much love.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34It is cold in this bungalow.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38For this reason I will keep you warm in my trousers.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43you said to the fish that you'd keep it warm in your trousers.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46What does the fish say back?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48"Yep, I love your trousers."
0:09:50 > 0:09:52He's saying something else.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55"I've always wanted to be on Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow."
0:09:55 > 0:09:58I'd give my life to be on that show.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Well, you have.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Shove it.- I'd give my life to be on that show!
0:10:03 > 0:10:04There it is, look.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07You said you want it down your trousers.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Stand up a minute. You're gonna...
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Put your hat back on!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Think what mama would say.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- Put the fish...- Eugh!- Agh!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Eugh! It's going down. Watch, it's gonna go. Ready?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Ready?
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- Ready...- Eugh!- Agh!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32It's at the bottom.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36It's swimming around. Look, look! Look at that!
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- Look.- It's there!- Agh!- It's alive!
0:10:42 > 0:10:46- Agh!- You're tickling my ankle!
0:10:46 > 0:10:47- Next one.- Oh!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Next fish.- It whiffs in here.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- This is another...- Look at that one!
0:10:54 > 0:10:58..from the jellied eel factory. Look at that beauty!
0:11:00 > 0:11:03It's a dead fish! OK.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Here you go. Speak to your children.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06There's your fish.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10You are my favourite daughter. I love you with all my worth
0:11:10 > 0:11:14and for this reason I will keep you next to my heart.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Oh. Did you just say that you want the fish next to your heart?
0:11:18 > 0:11:23- There.- Right, that's where the fish is going! Right in there!
0:11:24 > 0:11:28It's going right in with your heart!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- OK.- Keep it there. Lovely.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Who's next?
0:11:33 > 0:11:37OK. Here we are. This is the best one. you'll like this a lot!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Uno...- OK. No, the big one.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41The big one's last.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- No, it's not.- No.- It's next.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46- Now?- Yeah.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Luigi's next!- My old mate, Luigi!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Here he is!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Look at him.- OK.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I want you to say this one for mama!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58You are my oldest son and blessed
0:11:58 > 0:12:02with the intelligence of thousands of men.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05For this reason I will keep you on my head, next to my brain.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Did you say you want the fish on your head?- No!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Open it.- Open the fish!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13AUDIENCE GROANS
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Oh, no!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19The fish! Agh!
0:12:30 > 0:12:35Have you ever seen this on TV before? I don't think so.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Oi!- This one's a girl.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42"I like keeping your head warm."
0:12:42 > 0:12:46ANTHEMIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:51 > 0:12:55'Once again Dick and Dom strike another blow
0:12:55 > 0:12:58'for quality children's television.'
0:13:00 > 0:13:04# If you've got a new word and it really is absurd
0:13:04 > 0:13:08# Genius, inventive, maybe even visionary
0:13:08 > 0:13:11# Stupid, ridiculous and totally unnecessary
0:13:11 > 0:13:17# Put in a legendary, luminary airy fairy, Dick and Dom-tionary. #
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Stand here and tell us your word.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23- Elektrofunkercise.- Yeah! - We like that.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- What is that?- Walking in a funky '80s style.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Colisheepatastic.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Colisheepatastic.- Yeah.- What's that?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34A herd of sheep made of cauliflower.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36A herd of sheep made of cauliflower.
0:13:36 > 0:13:42- Mopo doo pig dee.- Nice.- What is Mopo doo pig dee?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44A pig that polishes the floor.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Pooingtons.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Who or what are the pooingtons?
0:13:49 > 0:13:53When you go to the toilet in a posh house.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54- Aah!- Aw.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59It's pooingtons. Going into the Dick-and-Dom-tionary!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02And here's your word in action.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06'Pooingtons. When you go to the toilet in a posh house,
0:14:06 > 0:14:10'as in when TV's David Jason went to the Buckingham Palace
0:14:10 > 0:14:12'to pick up his award, he thought,
0:14:12 > 0:14:15'"Mmm, I might just have myself a nice pooington."'
0:14:15 > 0:14:17LAUGHTER
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Wahey!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22SIREN WAILS
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Naebody move!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- # Bursting on the scene with a - Naebody move!
0:14:26 > 0:14:29# He's a Geordie cop with a case to prove
0:14:29 > 0:14:32# So gangsters, burglars and cheeky juveniles
0:14:32 > 0:14:37# He'll get you bang to rights and slap you in the Batt Files
0:14:38 > 0:14:40# Batt Files! #
0:14:43 > 0:14:45The name's Dibatt.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Eh? Dibatt?
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Di-batt? Dibatt?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51What's that?
0:14:51 > 0:14:57DI Batt! Detective Inspector Batt, you duck egg!
0:14:57 > 0:15:01Bet this never happens on Crimewatch. Let's stort again,
0:15:01 > 0:15:02shall wa?
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Howay.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Detective Inspector Harry Batt here.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Now, I expect you're all thinking that...
0:15:14 > 0:15:19that police work is all glamorous and exciting. Stakeouts,
0:15:19 > 0:15:22makin' arrests, high-speed cor chases.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Well, I'm here to tell you that the reality is quite different.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Let's take a look at a real high-speed cor chase
0:15:30 > 0:15:33out in the real world where I really live.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43SCREAMING
0:16:22 > 0:16:25SIRENS WAIL
0:16:28 > 0:16:30SCREAMING
0:16:41 > 0:16:42You're nicked!
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Now then. I knae my cor seemed to make a miraculous recovery
0:16:46 > 0:16:50the minute I left the bungalae, but sometimes the recordings
0:16:50 > 0:16:55of these shaes get damaged, so you can't always believe what you see.
0:16:55 > 0:17:01Similarly, you might have naeticed a technical hitch where my hair
0:17:01 > 0:17:06went missing off the top of me heid, which is ridiculous cos me hair's
0:17:06 > 0:17:10as real as me Geordie accent, divn't ya knae, man?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12SIREN WAILS
0:17:12 > 0:17:14# The show is often random
0:17:14 > 0:17:16# But then so are Dick and Dom
0:17:16 > 0:17:19# It's a totally random moment. #
0:17:19 > 0:17:22THEY SING
0:17:48 > 0:17:50APPLAUSE
0:17:50 > 0:17:54# Here's the pick of the show and a long-running blow
0:17:54 > 0:17:57# To the hoity-toity folk who don't enjoy a joke
0:17:57 > 0:17:59# If you've got a heart condition or a nervous disposition
0:17:59 > 0:18:03# Go and buy some earplugs and call up the physician
0:18:03 > 0:18:04- # Cos we're gonna shout- Bogies!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07# Till we're banned from every building in the world. #
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Bogies!
0:18:09 > 0:18:12WHISPERS Welcome to the fabulous...
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Welcome to the fabulous Mitchell Library here in Glasgow.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20And Wood starts us off with an almost inaudible bogie.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Bogies.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24McCourt raising the volume 1.1...
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Bogies.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Wood straight back in with a 1.5.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Very tight at this stage of the game.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Small margins of increase.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45So, 1.5 to beat...
0:18:46 > 0:18:48..for McCourt.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Bogies.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53He's done it. That's a 1.8.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Is the pressure starting to show?
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Bo-gies.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Nice bogie. 2.5!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Should be very pleased with that effort.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Bogies.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35It's there!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37It's a 3.5.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Some surprise on the face of Wood,
0:19:43 > 0:19:45but McCourt justifiably proud...
0:19:47 > 0:19:49of his last effort.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51THEY LAUGH
0:19:53 > 0:19:56All around them, the Dewey decimal system...
0:19:58 > 0:20:02and two million volumes, approximately, at one of Europe's
0:20:02 > 0:20:06largest reference libraries, built in 1877
0:20:06 > 0:20:09by a wealthy tobacco magnate.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Now...
0:20:17 > 0:20:19the serious business in hand.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Bogies!
0:20:25 > 0:20:26That was a brave bogie...
0:20:26 > 0:20:28It's a 4.2!
0:20:28 > 0:20:33And the crowd getting to their feet, delighted with the audacity
0:20:33 > 0:20:35of Wood's tactics there.
0:20:35 > 0:20:40And it seems McCourt has lost his bottle.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Yes, he concedes and hands the match to Wood!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46APPLAUSE What a marvellous victory.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Let's see that winning bogie once more.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Bogies!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Superb.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55What shall we leave with them today, dear?
0:20:55 > 0:20:59It's time for Muck Or No Muck, the high-strategy guessing game
0:20:59 > 0:21:03where nothing is left to chance, apart from all the guessing!
0:21:03 > 0:21:07It's the kind of show that us high-brow intellectuals love.
0:21:07 > 0:21:12Unusually for us, we gave it utmost respect and paid attention
0:21:12 > 0:21:14to every single detail.
0:21:14 > 0:21:19Didn't we just change the huge wads of cash for creamy muck muck?
0:21:19 > 0:21:20W... Ma...
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Yeah.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Mm...
0:21:22 > 0:21:27This week's handy pack of muck-chuck formangulated flipping...
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Muck Or No Muck!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- APPLAUSE - Welcome, welcome, welcome!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33It's me, Little Noely,
0:21:33 > 0:21:38with the show that only asks one question - Muck Or No muck?
0:21:38 > 0:21:42- APPLAUSE - Join me now at the podium, Hayley.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Sit yourself up there, come and join Little Noely.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50OK. Up you go.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Right.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53OK. So...
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Hayley.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59This all rests on your shoulders.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01- It's a big responsibility. - LAUGHTER
0:22:01 > 0:22:06If you blow it, you not only blow it for yourself but for everybody
0:22:06 > 0:22:09currently winning a prize. No pressure.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13What I need you to do now is give me the number of the first box
0:22:13 > 0:22:17you'd like to eliminate. I've got cramp, so be quick.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Number five.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Number five. Where is it?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26OK, Christy...
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Christy,
0:22:29 > 0:22:34you now have to open this box...
0:22:34 > 0:22:38OK? And eliminate something from the board.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41So, Christy, open your box!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44To us, Christy.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45There you go. OK.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Open the box.- Open it this way.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50APPLAUSE
0:22:50 > 0:22:53That is a fantastic start. If we look,
0:22:53 > 0:22:57we take out muck muck. Fantastic.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Hayley.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06OK, so I need the number of your next box.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Number...three.- Number three.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13It's Willy Wonka!
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Willy, nice to see you.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Let's hope it's another mucky box.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Let's have a look. Good muck!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Keep the prizes and you get mucked!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25That's not so good.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27I'm sorry about that! >
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- Which means you do get a mucking. - PHONE RINGS
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- OK. - PHONE RINGING
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Still everything to play for - some good boxes left.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Yup.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Yeah.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44So that's a 4, 16 and a 25.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Do you want special fried rice?
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- OK. It'll be round in 30-40 minutes. - LAUGHTER
0:23:49 > 0:23:52So we're looking for your next number.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Number four.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Number four, it's Theo.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01LAUGHTER
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Theo, let's hope you've got a mucky box.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Open it.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Chopped tomatoes! That is great, that is fantastic, one of the best
0:24:10 > 0:24:14games we've played ever. Chopped tomatoes.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Who would you like the chopped tomatoes to go on to?- Theo!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Theo.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21No, no!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24There you go.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26- Ha-ha!- That's worse!- Hayley.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30- You're doing very very well... - PHONE RINGS
0:24:30 > 0:24:31- Hello?- 'Hello?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34'Is there a Mr Wall in the bungalow?'
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- No, there's no Mr Wall. - 'Is there a Mrs Wall?'- Er, no.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42- 'Are there any walls in the bungalow?'- No walls in the bungalow.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45'Better get out quick, the roof's coming in.'
0:24:45 > 0:24:46LAUGHTER
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Next number, please.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Number ten.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Number ten...
0:24:52 > 0:24:54It's Maisie... Maisie,
0:24:54 > 0:24:57let's hope you've got a very filthy box there.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59- Oh! - APPLAUSE
0:24:59 > 0:25:03That's not what we were looking for.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Aah!
0:25:08 > 0:25:12Hayley. Your next number, please.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Six.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Number six. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21OK. We really need to see some muck in this box...
0:25:22 > 0:25:27and we'll have a look at that straight after the break. Hold it.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29THEME MUSIC PLAYS
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Where's he going?
0:25:35 > 0:25:38I don't know where he's gone.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39RIPPING >
0:25:39 > 0:25:42POURING WATER >
0:25:45 > 0:25:46Toilet!
0:25:46 > 0:25:50- Toilet. - TOILET FLUSHES >
0:25:50 > 0:25:53THEY LAUGH
0:25:54 > 0:25:57THEME MUSIC PLAYS
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Ah!
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Paul, let's hope, for everybody's sake,
0:26:07 > 0:26:09you've got a mucky box.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Open the box.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15It's mushy peas!
0:26:15 > 0:26:19That's what we were looking for, mushy peas go off the board.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23We need to find... Who wants mushy peas?
0:26:23 > 0:26:24- Dick.- Dick.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Aah!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Right.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Hayley, Hayley,
0:26:32 > 0:26:36you're doing absolutely fine. We need the next box.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- Number eight.- Number eight. Will it be lucky?
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Hold on, Julia.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Come on, Julia.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47It's got to be either rice pudding or Dirty Norris.
0:26:47 > 0:26:52You really need a dirty box at this stage. Julia, fingers crossed.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Oh!
0:26:59 > 0:27:05Well, that is it! Hayley, a most extraordinary game. So the prizes
0:27:05 > 0:27:08go to prize losers. How are we feeling?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10They're very happy about that.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14There's only one thing more to do at this stage,
0:27:14 > 0:27:17and that's ask the question to...
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Go, go, go!
0:27:18 > 0:27:24MUSIC: "The Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead
0:27:24 > 0:27:29Don't splatter Little Noely! Don't splatter Little Noely!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35SCREAMING
0:27:42 > 0:27:47Don't splatter Little Noely! Don't splatter Little Noely!
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