0:00:05 > 0:00:06CHIEF!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Danger Mouse
0:00:26 > 0:00:31- # Danger Mouse! # - ARGH!
0:00:38 > 0:00:39London.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41City of shining architectural wonders.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42The Gherkin.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43- The Tennis Racket.- Coo!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45And The House Of Cards.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47But what's that familiar sound?
0:00:47 > 0:00:48FANFARE PLAYS
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Could it be?
0:00:50 > 0:00:51FWOOSH!
0:00:51 > 0:00:52CRASH!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54SMASH!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57GLASS TINKLES
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Phew! That was close.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00TING
0:01:00 > 0:01:02KERSMASH!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05BONG!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17MUZAK PLAYS
0:01:19 > 0:01:21BRAKES SQUEAL
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Grkl-splrt?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Vrbl spklr zzbluh!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29ELECTRICAL WHINE
0:01:32 > 0:01:36And now, the world's 12th greatest sidekick, Penfold,
0:01:36 > 0:01:39will speak the first beautifully-constructed line
0:01:39 > 0:01:41of the new series!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45HELP! CHIEF!
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Hang on.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Where on earth is the world's greatest secret agent, Danger Mouse?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- Ah-blrk! - BRAKES SCREECH
0:01:52 > 0:01:54GUNS CLICK
0:01:55 > 0:01:57This won't take a second.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- PENFOLD:- Chief! Help!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- BELL CLANGS - ARGH!
0:02:25 > 0:02:29AAARGH!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Sorry about that, Penfold.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35I know how slow the autopilot can be.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Argh!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39There it is, Penfold, the Frog's Head Flyer.
0:02:39 > 0:02:44Yes, our heroes are in pursuit of the vile viceroy of villainy himself,
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Baron Silas von Greenback.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Hang on, that's not the Baron!
0:02:49 > 0:02:50That's Pandaminion!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53What's he doing in the Baron's trademark vehicle?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55I bought it on eBay.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59This is all very well, but where's Baron Greenback?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02My next guest was, until recently, the undisputed king of crime
0:03:02 > 0:03:04and the archenemy of Danger Mouse.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06He's a great friend of mine, a great friend of the show's.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Please welcome Baron Silas von Greenback.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Can ve keep zis short? In an hour's time, I have to...
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- DESTROY THE WORLD! - NERO CACKLES
0:03:16 > 0:03:20I'm just kidding, just kidding. My days as an evil genius are over.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Well, the evil bit anyways.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25LAUGHTER
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Activate the grappling ropes. - Right, Chief!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36PEEYOW! SMASH!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- I meant the other side, Penfold. - Well, you should have said!
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Zese days, I just want to help people.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Zat's why I used all the money I stole to fund my charity,
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Ex-Enemies Of The Earth. I've moved on.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Unlike some other people I could mention.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Ahem - Danger Mouse!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Hold on, I'm taking a short cut.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03CRASH! BANG! BOOM!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05SMASH!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09It vas my experiences on ze wrong side of ze law
0:04:09 > 0:04:12helped me build Greenback Security into...
0:04:12 > 0:04:15ZE MOST POWERFUL COMPANY IN ZE VORLD!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- I'm allowed one "mwa-ha-ha" a day. - LAUGHTER
0:04:20 > 0:04:24And I heard that you've developed a great new automated security system.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Er, did you bring a clip?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Even better, I've brought an actual model,
0:04:28 > 0:04:31vhich I'd like to give you as a gift.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32CRASH!
0:04:32 > 0:04:33- BOOM! PENFOLD:- Argh!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35AUDIENCE SCREAMS
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Curse you, Danger Mouse! I vill destroy you!
0:04:38 > 0:04:39AUDIENCE GASPS
0:04:39 > 0:04:43..is vhat the old Greenback vould have said.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45MUSIC: Land Of Hope And Glory
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I dub you Sir Colonel K.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49CRUNCH!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Oop! Whoopsie! I've done it again.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53No harm done, your Majesty.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Busy day, so I had to send my hologram thingy
0:04:55 > 0:04:57instead of coming myself.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58BOOM!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02KABOOM! KERSMASH!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Activate the liquid disruptor distributors.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Eh?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Fire the splat cannons.- Ooh, goody!
0:05:15 > 0:05:16SPLAT!
0:05:18 > 0:05:19CLUNK!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Huh?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Oof!
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Pandaminion...
0:05:27 > 0:05:29take a seat.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Well done, Danger Mouse.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35RUMBLING
0:05:35 > 0:05:37CRASH!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40KABOOM!
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Ooh, 'eck!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Bad show, DM.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48You've destroyed the whole of London for a stolen chair worth £12.99.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49I thought it might be the Baron.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Greenback's not a villain any more, DM!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55He said it on a chat show - what more proof do you need?!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Colonel, when is the Chief ever wrong?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Besides the time he thought that fancy dress party
0:06:01 > 0:06:03was an alien invasion and blasted the five-year-olds into space,
0:06:03 > 0:06:06screaming and crying for their mummies, never to return to...
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Probably not the best time to bring that up, Penfold.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12The bill to repair the city has bankrupted the Secret Service,
0:06:12 > 0:06:15AND we've blown the series budget on the special effects!
0:06:15 > 0:06:19We've even had to ask our narrator to do the incidental music!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21NARRATOR: # Bam-bam-BAAAAAAM! #
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Not yet!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I'm sorry, DM. I've been ordered...
0:06:24 > 0:06:26to fire you.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Now!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30NARRATOR: # Bam-bam-BAAAAAAM! #
0:06:30 > 0:06:33If you fire Danger Mouse, I shall resign.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Terrible shame.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Where do you work?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Um...here?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Who's going to save the world, if not me?
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Bit awkward, DM.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45The Baron's given us one of his new automated whatsits as a replacement.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Professor? Has the thingy arrived?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50I'm unpacking it as we speak.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53It's that blasted chase sequence -
0:06:53 > 0:06:56it cost so much, we're having to share sets.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57The Safety Mouse.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00# Danger Mouse! #
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Turn it on! Turn it on!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Security scan first. Activate iPatch.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08An iPatch?! Can I...?
0:07:08 > 0:07:09- Ah!- Ow!
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Agents only.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12I've located the manual.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- GREENBACK:- 'Greenback Security presents Safety Mouse,
0:07:16 > 0:07:18'ze latest in international security.'
0:07:18 > 0:07:19# Danger Mouse! #
0:07:20 > 0:07:24I-a am an evil genius.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I'm a-gonna rule the world.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Push a-buttons now.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Huh?
0:07:30 > 0:07:31- Oh. - FWOOSH!
0:07:35 > 0:07:36- THUMP-THUMP-THUMP! - Ow.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I 'ave been a-defeated.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40'Safety Mouse is made
0:07:40 > 0:07:43'from the indestructible metal alloy, Convenientium.'
0:07:43 > 0:07:45BEEP
0:07:45 > 0:07:46WHISTLING
0:07:46 > 0:07:48CLANG!
0:07:48 > 0:07:49CRUNCH!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52'Safety Mouse is equipped vith its own portable jail.'
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Ugh!
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Wouldn't you rather have a Safety Mouse than a Danger Mouse?
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Kids?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- BOTH:- YAY! YEAH!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Can I get out a-now?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06It even has toaster slots!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10I'm telling you, Colonel, the Baron's up to something.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11The Baron's moved on, DM.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I think it's time someone else did, too.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Um, I'm...talking about you.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Yes, Colonel, I got it.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Er, one last thing. Your badge.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28I can't believe it, Penfold.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30A life without life-threatening certain doom.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34There's plenty of other jobs you can do. What about this one?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37It's got gadgets and hairy monsters.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39That sounds OK. What's the job?
0:08:39 > 0:08:40- Barber.- Hmm.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Ha! Eee...!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Ha!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47WHOOSH!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48CRASH!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53ALARM BEEPS
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Argh!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13HE WHISTLES NONCHALANTLY
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Saving the world's what I do, Penfold.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20I've just got to hope the Safety Mice really mess things up.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Reports are coming in from around the globe
0:09:22 > 0:09:25of the incredible success of the new Safety Mouses...
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Mices? Meeses? Meecicles!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29ARGH!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Ya-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Urk!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44IT SNARLS
0:09:44 > 0:09:46PSSH!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48IT DEFLATES NOISILY
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Yes, the world's most important cities are safer now,
0:09:51 > 0:09:55all thanks to Baron Greenback's Safety...Invention.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00I know the Baron's up to something. I just can't prove it!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Right! No more feeling sorry for yourself.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04You're Danger Mouse.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Since when did you need a badge to be a secret agent?
0:10:07 > 0:10:11I suppose I could be a SECRET secret agent.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Time to do what we do best!
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Put the kettle on and watch telly? - Penfold, we're going in THERE.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21CAMERA WHIRS
0:10:29 > 0:10:31LASERS BUZZ
0:10:32 > 0:10:35WATER DRIPS
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Wha...?
0:10:39 > 0:10:40But I just...
0:10:40 > 0:10:43We COULD just take the tour.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Yes, but we'll need to hide our identities.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Luckily, I'm trained to turn anything into a perfect disguise.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Remember, Penfold - blend in.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00One question, Chief.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01What's an exclamation of surprise,
0:11:01 > 0:11:03two words - both begin with G?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Good grief!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Thanks, Chief.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Look, Stiletto's up to no good!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12HE WHISTLES TUNELESSLY
0:11:13 > 0:11:14BEEP-BEEP-BEEP
0:11:14 > 0:11:17You're right. His whistling is completely off-key.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Eh?- We need one of those devices.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Er, Chief!
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Ow! G-Get off! Ow!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27HE CONTINUES WHISTLING
0:11:27 > 0:11:29HE STOPS WHISTLING
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Ow!
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- There they are, the greatest security systems in the world.- Oof!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Of course, occasionally, the system malfunctions
0:11:36 > 0:11:37and produces a real clunker.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Oi, cheeky!
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Whaa!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Good work, Penfold. We'll make a Danger Agent out of you yet.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Do we HAVE to?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Let's see what we've got. - DEVICE BEEPS
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Zis is Baron Greenback. Soon ze whole vorld vill be...
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- VIDEO BUZZES - Soon ze whole vorld vill be...
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- VIDEO BUZZES - Soon ze whole vorld...
0:11:53 > 0:11:56I knew it! A classic "Soon the whole world will be mine" message.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Colonel K has to see this.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01It fills me with pride zat I now have a Safety Mouse
0:12:01 > 0:12:03protecting every leader in ze vorld.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07I von't be happy until everyone in the vorld is completely safe.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Oof!
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Six letters. Tiny bits of bread.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Crumbs!
0:12:13 > 0:12:17You can't go around kidnapping upstanding members of the public.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Someone let me out of zis!- Ah!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Or at least scratch my nose.- Ohh...
0:12:21 > 0:12:24There's nothing upstanding about the Baron, and I can prove it.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Professor, do the honours.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Zis is Baron Greenback. Soon, ze whole vorld vill be
0:12:29 > 0:12:31a safer place, thanks to this Safety Mouse.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35If found, please return to Greenback Security. Thanking you.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38I don't understand. I was so sure!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41NERO CHATTERS MOCKINGLY
0:12:41 > 0:12:42NERO BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Look like you were wrong, Chief. - Penfold, shush.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49And so, as our hero acts chauffeur to his lifelong nemesis...
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- Narrator, shush too.- Righto.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54I'm sorry it vorked out zis way.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I'd hoped we could put ze past behind us and become friends.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- NERO:- Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha! - NERO BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:12:59 > 0:13:02You know, Chief, it takes a big mouse to admit he's wrong.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- DM SIGHS - You're right, Penfold.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07I'd best go and apologise.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10HE SIGHS
0:13:12 > 0:13:14My plan vorked perfectly. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- DOOR SLAMS - Ooh!- Eek!
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Can I help?
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Gotcha!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23You're too late, Danger Mouse. Ha-ha-ha-haa!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26AAAARRRRGH!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28RUMBLING
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- DM!- Ha!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37The Professor found a watchamacallit hidden in the thingamabob.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41The Baron can control every single wossname from his oojamaflip.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43I guessed as much, Colonel. I think.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47And he's got a Safety Mouse guarding every important person in the world.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Including me!
0:13:48 > 0:13:50KERTHUMP! Uh-oh.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54Colonel? NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Pitiful vorld, you have taken me into your hearts
0:14:00 > 0:14:02vhile I have taken you...
0:14:02 > 0:14:03FOR A RIDE!
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Behold, ze vorld as you know it is at an end!
0:14:06 > 0:14:12I have no idea what the delegate just said, but I disagree entirely.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20I alvays said, "One day, I vill rule ze vorld."
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Well, now I do.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27# Bam-bam-BAAAAAAM! #
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Oh, do shut up.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Rude.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32The Colonel and the Professor have been kidnapped.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Looks like I'll have to save the world single-handedly again.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- Ahem.- I meant with your help, obviously.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40- Chief...- Hm?
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- You know when paintings' eyes follow you around a room?- Yes?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Have you ever heard of a whole painting doing it?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Colonel! We thought you'd been Colonel-napped!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54And I haven't? Hm.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Must have swapped places with my hologram at the last second.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Ha! You have to get up pretty early in the afternoon to catch me!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04What about the Professor?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06My guess is she used one of her inventions to conceal herself.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09She'll be cloaked in some futuristic camouflage technology.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Or pretending to be a lamp.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Professor! You're safe.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18None of us is safe. Not any more.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Should never have doubted you, DM.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I'll fight beside you for as long as it takes!
0:15:23 > 0:15:26As long as it's over by din-dins - we're having crumble.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34ELECTRICAL BUZZING
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Ooh!
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Magnetic combat balls. Can I...?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39No! But this is yours...
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- TING! - ..Agent.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Tin opener, sun cream, toilet roll...
0:15:51 > 0:15:52Bit of a hurry, Penfold.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54No-one likes to come home to the washing-up, Chief.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57PLATES CLATTER
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Everyone ready?- Hang on one whatsit!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02You're improperly dressed, DM.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Now we're ready.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Activate iPatch.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Wow, this thing is great! Has it got any games?
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Sorry. Search live Spamchops feed for the Frog's Head Flyer.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23There!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Er, you can't park here.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29I'll park in front of my own house if I vant.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30YOUR house?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Ze ruler of ze vorld has to live SOMEWHERE.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37And what do YOU do?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Hey, Barone, we got incoming!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Quick, Stiletto! Inside the Flyer!
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Hii-yah! - CLONK!
0:16:53 > 0:16:54ARGH!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56TINNY TUNE PLAYS
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Remind me to change the ringtone.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Activate iPatch.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Don't bother trying to break in, Danger Mouse.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04My Flyer's made from pure Convenientium.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06BOOM!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09It'll take more than one Safety Mouse to defeat Danger Mouse!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18TINNY TUNE PLAYS
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Let battle commence!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haa!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24For more "Mwa-ha-has," visit my website...
0:17:32 > 0:17:35I always eat when I'm scared.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Find somewhere safe. I've got this.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55CHIEF!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57What are you waiting for?!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59This one has the Queen inside.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03You are hereby ordered to give this monstrosity a thrashing!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06You're Danger Mouse! Start kicking some robot bottom!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Yes, Ma'am.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Safety Mouse, the thrashing you're about to receive
0:18:10 > 0:18:11is by Royal appointment.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14YAAAAARGH!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16CLONG!
0:18:16 > 0:18:17BONES CRUNCH
0:18:17 > 0:18:18- Ah! - THUD!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24ELECTRICAL ZAPPING
0:18:25 > 0:18:27CRUNCH!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Smashing!- I've only got two left!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Ugh...
0:18:34 > 0:18:38You're doomed, Danger Mouse! DOOMED!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41You're a hologram, aren't you? You don't have to stay in there.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Fair point, old boy.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- PROFESSOR:- Catch!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50ELECTRICAL ZAPPING
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Professor, do those balls work on anything metal?
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Of course.- Perfect.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Don't play with your food, my robotic rascals! Finish them!
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Danger Mouse, if you've got a plan, now is the time.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08ELECTRICAL BUZZING
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Well done, Danger Mouse!
0:19:17 > 0:19:18CREAKING
0:19:20 > 0:19:21BOOM!
0:19:23 > 0:19:24You're welcome.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Stiletto, ve're leaving!
0:19:28 > 0:19:30ENGINES WHINE AND STRUGGLE
0:19:30 > 0:19:31ENGINES POWER DOWN
0:19:34 > 0:19:36HE KNOCKS
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Initiate lockdown!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40KLAXON BLARES
0:19:40 > 0:19:41You'll never get in, Danger Mouse!
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Nothing can get through Convenientium.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- Except a hologram.- Huh?
0:19:46 > 0:19:47- Boo!- ARGH!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49BEEP
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Lights off!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Oh, we're doing this old school.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Now I have the advantage, due to my night-vision goggles.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Curses!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Hang on. Er, lights on.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Ah! Lights off again!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06I'm ready, meddlesome mouse.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09And I can see you perfectly. But you can't see me!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- THUMP! - Ugh!- Haa!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13THUMPS AND YELLS
0:20:15 > 0:20:16- Ha! Got you! - THUMP!
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Ow! That's a-me, Barone. I had my eyes shut.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Haa! - THUMP!
0:20:24 > 0:20:26CLOCK TICKS
0:20:26 > 0:20:29BANGING AND CRASHING
0:20:31 > 0:20:32It's over.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- THUD! - Oof!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36One world saved, and it's not even lunchtime.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Sorry about the mess. - Don't worry, DM.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44The Professor's hacked into the Baron's computer system
0:20:44 > 0:20:45and seized all his money.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47GREENBACK SOBS
0:20:47 > 0:20:49There's enough to pay for the repairs,
0:20:49 > 0:20:51another 50 shows,
0:20:51 > 0:20:54plus a brand spanking new HQ.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57It's disguised as a commonplace London object,
0:20:57 > 0:21:00but big enough to house a well-equipped Secret Service base.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Ha-ha-ha!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04No-one will ever notice it's even there.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Danger Mouse!
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Today was only ze start.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11A vorld of madness and evil is heading in your direction,
0:21:11 > 0:21:13and I can't vait to vatch.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Prepare yourself! Doom is coming!
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- Mwa-ha-ha-ha! - NERO CACKLES
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Penfold!- Chief?- Put the kettle on.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Looks like it's going to be a busy year.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Yes, Danger Mouse is back!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27And all questions will be answered!
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Like how exactly does the Colonel's hologram work?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33I mean, it can walk through walls, but it can be captured by a robot?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Oh, um... Well, that will be the hard light thingy.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38And, if it's a hologram,
0:21:38 > 0:21:41shouldn't it just be copying the Colonel's movements,
0:21:41 > 0:21:43not doing things by itself?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Well, I'm sure the writers have perfectly reasonable answers
0:21:46 > 0:21:47to all these questions.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48I wouldn't bet on it.
0:21:48 > 0:21:53To find out, tune in to the next thrilling instalment of Danger Mouse!
0:21:56 > 0:21:59# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:21:59 > 0:22:01# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
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