0:00:05 > 0:00:06Argh!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15- # He's the ace- The ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing- Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:20 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Danger Mouse
0:00:26 > 0:00:32# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:35EXPLOSION
0:00:38 > 0:00:41The Tower of London, the world's greatest castle,
0:00:41 > 0:00:44and Danger Mouse, the world's greatest secret agent,
0:00:44 > 0:00:47hot in pursuit of his nemesis, Baron Greenback -
0:00:47 > 0:00:51dogged, determined and driving around in circles?!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Right! Right! - TYRES SQUEAL
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Don't let him bite you. You'll become one of them!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59What did I say about playing Attack of the Bunnies
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- during work hours, Penfold? - What makes you think I'm playing...?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Argh! Zombie Mouse!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07I'm supposed to be using my spare iPatch
0:01:07 > 0:01:10for directions to the Baron's hideout, not playing games.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Sorry, Chief. I always failed geography.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I could never find the classroom.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- Hee-hee!- Very funny, Penfold. We'll just have to use the danger nav.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Baron Greenback's hideout, please.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22DANGER NAV: 'Computing most dangerous route.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24'Route found. Oh, and it's nasty.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28'Proceed in a westerly direction so fast it sets the wheels on fire.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33'At the next tree, drive straight up, then twang yourself 300 metres...'
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Twang?!
0:01:37 > 0:01:41'At the next canyon, shut your eye and hit the turbo boost.'
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Oh, heck! - PENFOLD SCREAMS
0:01:47 > 0:01:51'You will arrive at your destination in one second. Stop.'
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Aaaargh...
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Cor, I always thought Stonehenge would be more stony than that.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00This is Bouncyhenge, Penfold.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03The ancient Britons built it for their ancient kids.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07POP Mum, it's happened again!
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Not so fast, Baron. - You're too late, Danger Mouse.
0:02:17 > 0:02:22The world, as you know it, is at an end. Stiletto, activate the machine.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Si, Barone, at once.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Congratulations on the purchasing
0:02:28 > 0:02:33- your very own tectonic plate spinner. - Just give it to me!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Look out, Penfold. He's... Oh.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43They must have used up this week's special effects on the car chase.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Baron Greenback, you're... - Under arrest.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Funny, that didn't sound like me.
0:02:49 > 0:02:55- Who are you?- Jeopardy Mouse, world's greatest secret agent.- Awkward!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58You must be the world's second greatest secret agent because...
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Stand down, tourist. I'm on official US government business.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Tourist?! I'm British. Cool eyeshades, by the way.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09This is America and they're not cool. They're a crime-stopping tool!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12They're not stopping much crime now. Baron Greenback's getting away!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Come on. We'll use the danger nav. - Danger nav?
0:03:17 > 0:03:22What kind of dumb secret agent tries to make missions more dangerous?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24The danger nav is a miracle of British engineering.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Danger nav, find Baron Greenback.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- DANGER NAV:- 'Finding brown cheese sack.'- Baron Greenback.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32'Proceed ahead for ten metres to...
0:03:32 > 0:03:34'No, hang on, reverse nine metres.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36'No, loop the loop.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38'This is impossible. The map is wrong.'
0:03:38 > 0:03:41EXPLOSION Real impressive(!)
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Madam, as a guest in my country...
0:03:43 > 0:03:46YOUR country? This is America.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50NARRATOR: To make sense of this confusion, we go to London, England.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I mean, London, New York?!
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- London's finest possibly pork pies. - Hot dogs, hot dogs!
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Get your totally awesome hot possibly dogs here!
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Where in a Mayfair, er, Upper West Side postbox, er, mailbox,
0:04:04 > 0:04:07on the pavement - sidewalk?! I'm going for a lie-down.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10The Colonel will clear this up. Boss?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14General E Normous Schwartznut, head of the US Secret Service.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16While Brittain's in the US, I'm the boss.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Where's Colonel K?- Here, DM.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Greenback's got a tectonic plate spinner.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23It moves whole countries with the touch of a button.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26What kind of maniac would develop such a weapon?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28He stole it from us. This is our spare.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30We want the pair of you to work together
0:04:30 > 0:04:32to get the device back from Baron Greenback.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Negative, sir. Danger Mouse is unprofessional, unfocussed
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- and only interested in having fun. - She DOES know you're here?
0:04:39 > 0:04:43That's an order, Jeopardy. We need all the help we can get.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- The world's in chaos. - He's put Hawaii in the Antarctic!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51You shouldn't even be in this scene. You're from the Arctic.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53I'm on vacation.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56The Baron's in Shanghai, so head for Switzerland ASAP.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59And I thought MY geography was bad!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Shanghai IS in Switzerland! The Baron's moved it!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Anyone need a ride? Huh?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Well, I'm driving on the way back. - At least you're in the front!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Penfold, shush.- Is he always this annoying?- You get used to him.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- Ha-ha.- Was that a laugh? Penfold, maybe she's not a robot after all.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I never laugh during missions.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24The world is in a jumble
0:05:24 > 0:05:27and only I can save it.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29All I ask for in return
0:05:29 > 0:05:31is the small sum of...
0:05:31 > 0:05:34all the money in the world!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Maybe ask for a sandwich too.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Stiletto, you idiot.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41We can buy all the sandwiches we desire with that money.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44But I'm hungry now! BEEPING
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Hey, Barone, look, Danger Mouse and Jeopardy Mouse are approaching.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Fear not, my feathered fiend, they will never catch us -
0:05:50 > 0:05:53not when the land itself is against them.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55NERO CHUCKLES
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Chief?- Just stepped out for some fresh air, Penfold.
0:06:09 > 0:06:14Are you here to save the world or are you here to mess around?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- He's Danger Mouse - he can do both. - Thank you, Penfold.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22And after a swim, what better than hitting some beach?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34APPLAUSE
0:06:34 > 0:06:36You can't help but draw attention, huh?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39You do realise you're supposed to be a SECRET agent?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42It's hard to keep something so great a secret.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44THEY GASP
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Madam, I'm as secret as it gets. I'm like the Invisible Man.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- No-one even knows I exist. - # Danger Mouse... #
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Well, what's the point in doing it if nobody notices?
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Oi!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02They forgot about me.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Ha, well, at least I'm out of danger.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Oh.- Hey, Barone, look who it is.- Eek.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Just because we're saving the world, Killjoy Mouse,
0:07:14 > 0:07:15doesn't mean we can't have fun.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18I don't get paid to have fun, Blowhard Mouse!
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Hang on, you get paid? - You really think I'm boring?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Disaster, DM!
0:07:24 > 0:07:28The Baron's captured our dear friend...What's-his-name.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Penfold's in danger?- Who?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33They're holed up in Italy, so get to Australia ASAP.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Want to take the dangerous road? - Take the road - it's faster.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40They're coming fast.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46They're carving through Easter Island like a knife through butter.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Speaking of which, I'm still hungry. - Not now, Stiletto!
0:07:49 > 0:07:53You can't win. Danger Mouse is the greatest secret agent
0:07:53 > 0:07:55in the world and today, there's two of him.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- NERO SQUEALS - And how will they catch us
0:07:58 > 0:08:01if the location of our location keeps changing?
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Stiletto, we're taking Italy for a drive.
0:08:12 > 0:08:18- What can catch a speeding country? - Another speeding country?- Genius!
0:08:18 > 0:08:21General, we need you to send the spare tectonic plate spinner
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- to our exact coordinates. - Dispatching by rocket.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Should be with you in three, two...
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- EXPLOSION - Thank you.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Maybe not our exact coordinates next time.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Where are we anyway?- New Zealand.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Now, let's take this country for a spin.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Get me closer.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Huh?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Lasso that ship. - I've got a better idea.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03The lasso would have been easier.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Yeah, but the Great Wall of China was more fun.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Ooh, look who's decided to join the party.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13I'm winking. It's not easy to tell because of the...
0:09:13 > 0:09:15I get it. Now, let's get them.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- They're right outside the door! - The doors are indestructible.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23The only way to open them is to press this button.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- The big green one there? - Yes, that one.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30That's everything. Soon all the money in the world will be mine!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32THEY LAUGH EVILLY
0:09:36 > 0:09:39OK, half the money in the world and we'll call it quits?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Maybe just a sandwich? - Jeopardy, do the honours.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- This one's all yours.- But I insist.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Oh, get on with it! - Together?- TOGETHER:- You are...
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Under arrest, in the name of the Italian people.
0:09:51 > 0:09:57It is I, Il Hazard Mouse, the greatest secret agent in the world!
0:09:57 > 0:10:02- Awkward!- Crumbs, Chief, there's another one. Ha-ha.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05EVERYONE LAUGHS
0:10:05 > 0:10:09I have no idea what we're laughing about.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Jeopardy Mouse is back in the US,
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Brittain's back in the top left-hand corner
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- and all's back to normal. - It certainly isn't!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20We're getting complaints about where Penfold put the other countries.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Thing is, I never was any good at geography.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Will the world descend into chaos? Will anyone notice if it does?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29One thing's for certain, if there's a crisis,
0:10:29 > 0:10:33we can always call on the world's greatest secret agent, Danger Mouse.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Or is it Jeopardy Mouse, Hazard Mouse...
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Will we have to change the name of the show?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Tune in next time to find out.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:10:44 > 0:10:47# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:10:47 > 0:10:49# Danger Mouse
0:10:49 > 0:10:53# Danger Mouse
0:10:53 > 0:10:57# Danger Mouse! #
0:10:58 > 0:11:00EXPLOSION