0:00:06 > 0:00:08Ahhh!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# He's amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# He's the strongest He's the quickest
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# He's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:41London, the ancient past.
0:00:41 > 0:00:431983...ish.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Despite the antisocial and frankly un-British behaviour of its youth,
0:00:47 > 0:00:50this proud city still stood...proud and...
0:00:50 > 0:00:52so forth.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Chief among these whatsnames - Birch Badboy,
0:00:55 > 0:00:58dedicated to destroying our nation with his dreadful behaviour.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Oi! Climbing this building is illegal, sir.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Tell it to the bullhorn, Grandad.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- HE BLOWS RASPBERRY - Ha-ha!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- HE BLOWS RASPBERRY - Knickers!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Only one agent stood in the way of his operation, Mega Raspberry.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Me. Danger K.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Badboy, if you broadcast those rudeness rays nationwide,
0:01:18 > 0:01:20it'll be anarchy in the UK.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22On the other hand...
0:01:22 > 0:01:25HE BLOWS RASPBERRY Steady, Badboy, ladies watching.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Activate whatsit? Er... Battle Blazer!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Welcome to the insolent insurrection!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Not today, Badboy.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Activate Sonic Danger Hammers!
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- Gotcha!- That was close.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54You haven't heard the last of me-e-e!
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- GLASS SMASHES - OK, maybe you have.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Since then, Badboy's been in the Arkwright Asylum
0:02:00 > 0:02:02for the criminally challenged.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05After all, Badboy, bad villain.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07THEY LAUGH
0:02:07 > 0:02:10The Danger Museum's not exactly popular, is it, Chief?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13It's a secret museum, Penfold. No-one knows where it is.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Ah! My trusty Battle Blazer.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17I'll never forget you, old friend.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20What's that? You missed me, too? Aw.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Secret museum, Penfold! You're not meant to broadcast it on your blog!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Don't worry, Chief, I've only got one follower.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Hello, Penfold fan, whoever you are.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- RECORDING OF PENFOLD:- Hello, Penfold fan, whoever you are.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35RECORDING OF COLONEL K: Badboy, bad villain. Badboy, bad villain.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36..bad villain.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38..bad villain
0:02:38 > 0:02:39..bad villain.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Switch that off, Badboy. - HE BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:02:42 > 0:02:48RECORDING CONTINUES: Badboy, bad villain. Badboy...
0:02:48 > 0:02:51PRISON ALARM SOUNDS
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Ivana the Invisible's Invisi-Jet.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Have you ever seen anything like it, DM?
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Hard to say, Colonel. I've no idea what it looks like.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Tutankha-Moo, the most evil Egyptian, cow-based villain
0:03:04 > 0:03:06since Cowapatra.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Ooh! A carrot!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09I'm starving!
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Careful! That's one of the Snowman's rocket-propelled carrots.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Powerful enough to destroy a tank, yet delicious with a cheesy dip.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20ALARM SOUNDS
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Crikey! Ooh, that's got a kick. Set the alarms off.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Activate iPatch. - Welcome to the Danger Museum's
0:03:26 > 0:03:30interactive experience. Find out what it's like to be a Danger Agent.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Hang on! Aren't you our narrator?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Well, Colonel K was doing this week's opening,
0:03:34 > 0:03:37so I thought I'd do the museum voice-over instead.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Well, get back to narrating! We need to know what happens next.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Danger Mouse and Penfold discover Badboy's megaphone has been stolen.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Uh-oh!- Oh, thank you.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47"Bad villain", am I?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Let's see how bad I am when I destroy the country!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Don't worry, there's no way out.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Ah-ha!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Erm...apart from the Invisi-Jet, of course.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01WHOOSH!
0:04:01 > 0:04:05No-one steals an Invisi-Jet and Rude Megaphone on my watch.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11It's not designed for three, Colonel.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14I know, but he insisted on coming!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Sorry, Colonel, but Penfold and I are a team.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- We work together so well we can even finish each other's...- Baths!
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Sentences, Penfold.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22My experience could be vital, DM.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26BEEP
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Speaking of which, the Invisi-Jet is fitted with Invisi-Missiles.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Can we all bring our Danger Chutes next time? Maybe?
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Don't worry, DM.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I borrowed my Danger Copter from the museum.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Well, thanks for your help, Colonel. I think we can take it from here.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Yes, of course.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53I do have quite a bit of Colonel-ing
0:04:53 > 0:04:56and thumpfering to catch up on.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Let's go, Penfold. There isn't a moment to...- Eat!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Lose, Penfold.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Suspicious pie with extra gravy, please, Mike.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08HE BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Disgraceful! Where's the gravy?
0:05:13 > 0:05:14REGAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:21 > 0:05:25THE QUEEN BLOWS RASPBERRY AND BELCHES
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Your Majesty, which way did he go?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- That way, you big-eared... - SHE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:05:34 > 0:05:35He's taken the antenna, Penfold.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39He must be planning to broadcast his signal nationwide, but where from?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Oi, Smelly Pants!
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Bog off back to Arkwright with your green-haired...
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- I think he's gone back to prison. - If we don't stop him,
0:05:47 > 0:05:48he'll put the world under a cloud of...
0:05:48 > 0:05:50DANGER MOUSE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Oh! Just in time, Danger Mouse.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01How disgustingly polite of you.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Well, I'll soon put an end to that.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07No chance, Badboy. I'm a British secret agent.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08We never lose our manners.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- PENFOLD MIMICS DM:- I'm a British secret agent!
0:06:11 > 0:06:12We never lose our manners!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Oh, go back to Hobbiton, Shorty.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Ooh! Pardon me for breathing, Big Ears.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Now, anybody mind if I destroy the country?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22BOTH: You stay out of this!
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Fine by me!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28That's your fault, Danger MESS!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Yeah, maybe if I had some help, PenFOOL.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33So, with our heroes arguing amongst themselves,
0:06:33 > 0:06:35anarchy in the UK ensues.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- Buzz off, Four Eyes. - Make me... One Eyes.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Rude alert, DM! I mean red alert!
0:06:42 > 0:06:43We need you to find Badboy.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Duh! Where do you think we are, you hairy twit?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Danger Mouse! Penfield!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Not you, too.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Hang in there, chaps. I'm coming!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- SARCASTICALLY:- Ooh! Listen to him! - Berty Big Moustache is coming
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- to save us. Thank goodness.- My hero. - We were nearly in danger!
0:07:02 > 0:07:07What do you say, old girl? One last mission?
0:07:07 > 0:07:12HE GRUNTS
0:07:12 > 0:07:14HE WHEEZES Fits like a glove.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Badboy, time to learn some manners!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Why isn't it working?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29My Battle Blazer is equipped with a rudeness deflection system.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Knickers!
0:07:34 > 0:07:38See what I mean? Now, it's just you and me, Badboy.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41You sure about that?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Snowman! Tutankha-Moo!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- Er...Ivana the Invisible? - Long time no see.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- Activate Sonic Danger Hammers! - Fire Invisi-Rockets!
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Sorry, chaps.- What an old loser! No-one says "sorry" anymore.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03Listen to me! Deep down under that irresistible urge for vulgarity
0:08:03 > 0:08:06is a British agent, and, no matter how dark the hour,
0:08:06 > 0:08:10no matter how deep the hole, no matter how long to lunch,
0:08:10 > 0:08:14a British secret agent never forgets his manners.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Queen, country, Cornish pasties.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Toad-in-the-hole.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22That's what really matters.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Penfold, I'm sorry for what I said.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Although technically you are short, bald and you do wear glasses.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Apology accepted.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Fire Rocket Carrot.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41You will not find Ivana so easy.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45I am invisible. I could be anywhere.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47You can't see me.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49You can't... Oh.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53You're too late.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56In 30 seconds the satellites will be in place
0:08:56 > 0:08:59and it will be anarchy in the whole world.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Let's have a countdown to raise the tension.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03NARRATOR: 30 seconds remaining!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Crikey! The narrator's moonlighting as the megaphone countdown now.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Good work, Colonel! Now I'll get the megaphone. Badboy's all yours.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27NARRATOR: 25 seconds remaining!
0:09:27 > 0:09:31I'm ready for you and your stupid blazer this time, K.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Engage Anarchy Anorak!
0:09:37 > 0:09:38NARRATOR: 20 seconds remaining!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- IVANA:- Ha! Got it!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43But not for long.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45NARRATOR: 15 seconds remaining.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Engage Sonic Danger Hammers.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Engage Laser Saws!
0:09:51 > 0:09:55SAWS WHIRR
0:09:55 > 0:09:56They were antiques!
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- NARRATOR: 10 seconds! - No off button? Oh, the fiend!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- We're in trouble, Penfold. - So's the Colonel! Look!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05NARRATOR: Five seconds!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09If Badboy doesn't get him, I think he could explode all by himself.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Brilliant, Penfold. Colonel, breathe in as much as you can.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17I'm not sure the old suit's up to it. Oh, I see! Roger that, DM.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Here goes!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27NARRATOR: Three seconds remaining!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30You haven't heard the last of me.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32BADBOY GROANS
0:10:32 > 0:10:35OK! Maybe you have!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Colonel, it was an honour working with you.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Thanks, DM. If you ever need help again,
0:10:40 > 0:10:44I'll be ready to say, "Activate Sonic Danger Hammers."
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Yes. Might leave it switched off.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52# He's the greatest
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# He's fantastic
0:10:54 > 0:10:57# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:10:57 > 0:10:59# Danger Mouse
0:10:59 > 0:11:02# Danger Mouse
0:11:02 > 0:11:08# Danger Mouse! #