0:00:05 > 0:00:06Chief!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# He's the ace, he's amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:32# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:42'Three hours to go before a colossal meteor destroys the Earth.'
0:00:42 > 0:00:44'In a last-ditch attempt to save civilisation,
0:00:44 > 0:00:48'the world's most brilliant minds are meeting in Shanghai.'
0:00:48 > 0:00:52'The world's greatest secret agent, Danger Mouse will be there, too.'
0:00:52 > 0:00:55'As soon as his assistant, Penfold, has finished his washing.'
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Er, can you slow down so I can put the washing powder in, Chief?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Penfold, we have three hours to save the world.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03We're already late because we stopped to buy fabric softener.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06It might be doomsday, but it's still wash day.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Aargh!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Pass those socks, will you, Chief?
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Aargh!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Chief!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Catching isn't your strong suit, is it, Penfold?
0:01:25 > 0:01:26We need to work on your reflexes.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- I have the reflexes of a cat, Chief.- Hmm. That cat, maybe.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Cor!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40My fellow geniuses, and Isambard King Kong Brunel,
0:01:43 > 0:01:46the asteroid will strike in two and three-quarter hours.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50There is no telling what will be left after the collision.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- Aaargh! - THEY GASP
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Oops! Still, it's not the end of the world.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58THEY GASP
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Uh-uh.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01THEY ALL SCREAM
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Oh, crumbs! I think I've shrunk my trousers in the hot wash, Chief.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09The first scientist to present their plan to stop the asteroid is...
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Isambard King Kong Brunel.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Hey!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19To deal with this giant asteroid,
0:02:19 > 0:02:24I have constructed the biggest carwash the universe has ever seen.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25THEY GASP
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- THEY GASP - But we want to stop the asteroid.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Oh, it doesn't do THAT
0:02:32 > 0:02:37but it will make it spotlessly clean for when it destroys the Earth.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Well, that was a massive waste of time we don't have. Next.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43No, wait. I've got another idea.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Behold, my asteroid...rudder.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- So we can steer the asteroid safely around the earth?- No.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52It's nowhere near that strong,
0:02:52 > 0:02:55but we can aim it at a bit no-one one likes
0:02:55 > 0:02:57so that gets destroyed first.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58THEY ALL GROAN
0:02:58 > 0:03:02I vote Willesden Green Swimming Pool.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Please leave the stage. - I've got one more.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- THEY ALL BOO - Get off!- Go away!
0:03:07 > 0:03:12I present the MOLD! The Massive Object Location Device.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16It can pinpoint the asteroid's exact location.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17We know where it is,
0:03:17 > 0:03:20it's ten minutes closer than when you started talking. Next!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Ouch! Let go!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Your go, Professor Squawkencluck.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Thank you. May I present my shrinkertiser?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Rubbish! Ouch! That stings.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33If fired close enough, one direct hit will shrink the asteroid
0:03:33 > 0:03:37from planet-splatting size to a mere otter squasher.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41- Eh?- Oh! Nothing personal, Professor Ottersbottom.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44That's just a technical term.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Brilliant! All in favour of using the shrinkertiser, raise a tentacle.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Marvellous. Make sure the device is set properly.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53If put in reverse, it actually makes things bigger.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Did she say it makes things bigger?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Ouch!- So, who will take the fate of the planet into their hands?
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Well, I'm not up to much in the next two hours and 20 minutes.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08- All in favour of Danger Mouse? - Thank you. You are too kind.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11You'll need to be within 100m of the asteroid to shrink it,
0:04:11 > 0:04:13so don't fire it too early.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Don't worry, Squawky, your device is in safe hands. Isn't it, Penfold?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Argh! It works, everybody.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Ouch!- Penfold, after we've saved the world,
0:04:26 > 0:04:27you might practice your catching.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Danger Mouse, be careful. The device takes half an hour to recharge
0:04:31 > 0:04:32before it can be fired again.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Hmm!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42'I must have that great ray.'
0:04:43 > 0:04:44- After him.- Arrgh!
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- You drive, I've just got to drop in on an old friend.- 'Eck!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Penfold, I need you to catch the device with the car's extender arm.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21No pressure, but if you fail, the world is doomed.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Oh, crumbs!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Argh!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I definitely would have caught that, Chief,
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- if it wasn't for these trousers. - Lucky for you,
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Shanghai is currently the scatter cushion capital of the world.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Only 1 hour 40 until impact.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- MACHINE BEEPS - Ooh! It's just recharged, Chief.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Please let me have a go. I just want to be a bit taller.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56The device is for shrinking the asteroid,
0:05:56 > 0:05:58not for stretching insecure chimpanzees.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03It can recharge three times before the world ends, what's your hurry?
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- I wonder if it can make my trousers bigger again?- Fine.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Let's all have a go, shall we? - Well, if you say so, Chief.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- What have you done, Penfold? - It didn't work.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Me trousers are still too tight.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Never mind your trousers, Penfold, you're crushing Shanghai.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Oh, 'eck!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Calm down, Penfold. I'm coming.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40The size changer, it's... CAR TYRES SCREECH
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Oh, dear! Sorry! Excuse me!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Stop moving, Penfold. - I can't help it.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- All this panic is making me panic. - You've got to wade into the sea.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I can't save you and the world at the same time.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Ooh!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- The asteroid looks much closer from up here.- It is much closer!
0:07:01 > 0:07:06- It's now an hour and a half until impact.- I know what we need.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08A lucky cat.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13No!
0:07:13 > 0:07:18I'm a monster! Oh-oh!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- The poor cat.- Don't worry, Penfold.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- You can't do any harm in the sea. - You never did nothing to me!
0:07:28 > 0:07:33Ah. Right! The device will be recharged in ten minutes.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Wait one of those minutes, where is it?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Isambard, any ideas where Penfold dropped the device?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Into the cuff of his trouser leg.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- HE GASPS - Penfold!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47If only we had some way of locating a massive object.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Ooh! How about a Massive Object Location Device?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55A-ha! Oh! Wrong massive object.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Ah! No. My mistake.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02A-ha! He's in New York harbour, dressed in a toga.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03That's the Statue of Liberty.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07There he is. 18th time lucky.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10But we've only half an hour to save the world.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Penfold, we need the size changer. It's in your trouser cuff.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Oh, 'eck ! my friends are trying to stretch my trousers so they fit me.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Your friends?- Yeah! I met them while I was wading through the sea.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23They invited me
0:08:23 > 0:08:26to this sanctuary for the results of terrible experiments.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30May I introduce Tyrannotourbus rex?
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Beep-beep!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Pleased to meet you. - And this is Frankenstein's rooster.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36WHIRRING
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Charmed. Who on earth would create a chicken with a whisk for a head?
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- A chicken who can wake you up AND make an omelette. It was genius!- You?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Ah! Yes. Hello again.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- WHIRRING - Beep-beep!- Argh!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Penfold, we've only got 20 minutes. Where are your trousers?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Ah! Anagondola's trying to stretch them for me.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Good grief!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12'Ere, who threw that?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15OK, we have no way of stopping the asteroid.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17It's not too late to wash it!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22It doesn't look so big now.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24That's it!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Penfold, you're big enough to catch the asteroid.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36What? But I can't catch, Chief. Especially when I'm nervous.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39You can do it, Penfold. No-one's watching.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47I'll give it a nudge in the right direction
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Hold still, Penfold.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Left a bit. Right a bit.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Geronimo!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I did it, Chief!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Ah! Ooh! Hot! Hot! Ooh!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10I caught it. I actually caught it!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Well done, Penfold.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Never doubted you for a minute.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Abort nuclear-missile strike. Abort nuclear strike.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25At last!
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Beep-beep!
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Ooh!- I've got to hand it to you, Danger Mouse. You did it.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Credit where it's due, Professor. Brunel's inventions did help, too.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42And who would have thought his intergalactic carwash
0:10:42 > 0:10:43would come in useful?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46A quick ultra-hot wash in that should shrink him down to size.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50'Thus, we prove what comes down sometimes goes back up.'
0:10:50 > 0:10:51'Size isn't everything.'
0:10:51 > 0:10:55'And I'm not the only one who hates Willesden Green Swimming Pool.'
0:10:55 > 0:10:58'Honestly, the first time I went there, I got a verruca.'
0:10:58 > 0:11:00'It doesn't even have a flume.'
0:11:02 > 0:11:06- # He's the greatest! - He's fantastic!
0:11:06 > 0:11:09# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:11:09 > 0:11:11# Danger Mouse
0:11:11 > 0:11:13# Danger Mouse
0:11:14 > 0:11:19# Danger Mouse! #