The Unusual Suspects

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0:00:05 > 0:00:07Chief!

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# He's the greatest

0:00:10 > 0:00:11# He's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace

0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:32# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Bangkok,

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Mumbai,

0:00:40 > 0:00:41Acapulco

0:00:41 > 0:00:43are just some of the takeaway restaurants

0:00:43 > 0:00:46to be found in Willesden Green.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49- EYE PATCH RINGS - 'Danger Mouse, what's your status?'

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Professor, I'm torn between Chinese and Indian,

0:00:51 > 0:00:53although there's always Big Mike's Pie Stall.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56'You're supposed to be collecting a very important

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- 'consignment of Formula X for me!' - Keep your feathers on, Professor.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Penfold is preparing it for transportation as we speak.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04How's the bubble wrapping going, Penfold?

0:01:04 > 0:01:08- Can I stop now? - Load her up, Penfold.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13'Remember, Formula X is a powerful weapon and must not

0:01:13 > 0:01:14'fall into the wrong hands.'

0:01:14 > 0:01:16POPPING, SHE GASPS

0:01:16 > 0:01:19- 'What are you doing?!' - It's hard to stop, isn't it?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- I could literally do this all day. - 'Danger Mouse!'

0:01:22 > 0:01:27And so our heroes rush to HQ with a weapon so powerful that a villain

0:01:27 > 0:01:30would do anything to get their hands on it, and I mean anything,

0:01:30 > 0:01:33awful stuff, like taking superheated nuclear lasers and...

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Yes, thank you, we've got the message.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Ah, morning, DM. Oh, picked up a hitchhiker, have you?

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Hitchhiker? No, Colonel, that's Penfold, my assistant?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46- You've met him several hundred times.- Well, be careful.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50- This mission is vital. Don't trust anyone.- Hmph.

0:01:50 > 0:01:55I'll send you a random route to HQ so you don't get ambushed by... ACHOO!

0:01:55 > 0:01:59Achoo? Achoo what? A choo-choo? Oh, no!

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Relax, Penfold, the Colonel's random route is coming through...now.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Ooh, 'eck!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Crikey! Oh, carrots!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12- CLANGING - Ooh!

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Ooh, lovely.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21No-one could possibly guess our route and ambush us.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Aah!

0:02:23 > 0:02:27- Mwah-ha-ha-ha!- Baron Greenback!

0:02:27 > 0:02:28How did he know where to find us?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Don't fret, Penfold, he doesn't know that we have Formula X.

0:02:31 > 0:02:36Deploy bubble wrap-popping spider-bots to capture Formula X.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43HE GASPS

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Launching jam jars.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Urgggh!

0:02:59 > 0:03:02I'll be seeing you sooner than you think, Danger Mouse.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05At least the Formula X is safe.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08It still doesn't explain how the Baron knew where to find us.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09It doesn't, DM.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Not unless someone on the inside

0:03:11 > 0:03:13has been feeding the Baron secret information.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17I regret to announce that the agency has...

0:03:17 > 0:03:18ACHOO!

0:03:18 > 0:03:20The agency has a cold, Colonel?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23No, the agency has a mole!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25THEY GASP

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Oh, here we go.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Not that kind of mole.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30ACHOO!

0:03:30 > 0:03:35I mean Baron Greenback has a spy inside the agency.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38ALL: Oh, yeah, that makes more sense. POPPING

0:03:38 > 0:03:41How DO they get the air inside?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- What? - I'm ordering an immediate lockdown.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51You probably should have turned the lights on first, sir.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Sorry.- Oh!- Oh! Ow!- Oh, bother.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57SQUEAKING

0:03:57 > 0:04:01- ACHOO!- Gesundheit, Colonel.- This is no time to talk in riddles, DM.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03You have a traitor to catch.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05I just can't believe any of us would be working for the Baron.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09That's why I'm entrusting you with Formula X

0:04:09 > 0:04:12and putting you in charge of finding the snake in our grass.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14HISSING

0:04:14 > 0:04:16It's just an expression, Danger Snake.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Someone is betraying the agency, DM,

0:04:18 > 0:04:22and they're doing it right under our...nose...

0:04:22 > 0:04:23ACHOO!

0:04:25 > 0:04:28You know, Penfold, these agents are more than just colleagues to me,

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- they're family.- That's funny.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32I'd never met half of them till the last scene.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35I refuse to believe any of them could be working for Greenback.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38There's no traitor in this agency and I'm going to prove it.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Psst. I've hidden Formula X in the basement.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48A word in your ear, Formula X is in the Danger Car.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Formula X is in the training room.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Ah, DM, what progress?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00I've told every agent a different location for Formula X.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01If there's a traitor, which there isn't,

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- we'll see them make their move. - Gosh, that's clever.

0:05:04 > 0:05:09- So, where is Formula X? - Safe and sound right here.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Good show, DM. Let me know what happens, hm?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14You see, Penfold - nothing.

0:05:15 > 0:05:20There's no traitor in our agency. We're completely 100% secure,

0:05:20 > 0:05:22watertight, impenetrable.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Can you smell burning?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Look out!

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Don't let them get up your trousers!- Deploying danger clips.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Have they gone? - Penfold, hold very still.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Hey!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Oh!

0:05:49 > 0:05:53- You're welcome, Penfold. - What are you doing, Chief?

0:05:53 > 0:05:56There's only one person who knew I had Formula X on me,

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- one person who must be the traitor. - You don't mean...

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Colonel K, you're under arrest.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03THEY GASP

0:06:03 > 0:06:06'Even I didn't see that coming and I've read the script!'

0:06:06 > 0:06:09The colonel is the only one who knew my real plan,

0:06:09 > 0:06:11so he must be the Baron's spy.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Preposterous!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Take him away.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19No, wait, stop.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21No, take him away.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24No, wait... No, take him away! No, stop.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26No! Take him away! No...

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Something tells me you're in two minds about this, Chief.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32I can't do it, Penfold. There must be something else going on.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Colonel, look me in the eye and tell me you're not the traitor.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37I'm not the...

0:06:37 > 0:06:39ACHOO!

0:06:39 > 0:06:43- Hm.- The agency has a mole, we have a traitor to catch.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Someone is betraying the agency right under our nose... ACHOO!

0:06:46 > 0:06:49ACHOO! ..right under our nose.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Good grief. That's it!

0:06:50 > 0:06:55The Baron does have a spy and he is right under your nose.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Oh! Ow!

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Aaaah!- Aaaaaah!

0:07:00 > 0:07:01'What's happening?!

0:07:01 > 0:07:05'Cut to an ad break or something! I can't un-see that!'

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Allow me to reveal the traitor.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Nero, the baron's notorious pet!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20- BOTH:- Uh-oh.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Hee-hee-hee!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- He's got Formula X!- After him!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32You just don't have the same authority without the moustache.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Catch that caterpillar!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43HE WHIMPERS

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Easy, Nero, nobody wants to hurt you.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47There he is! Get him!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50You hold him, I'll do the damage.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51CRACKING

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Um, is that bad, Professor?

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Um...not sure. We don't actually know what Formula X does.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02- What?- I beg your pardon?- What?!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Why do you think we call it Formula X?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Anyway, it doesn't seem to have had any effect on him.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13SCREAMING AND SHOUTING

0:08:16 > 0:08:17It works!

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Which is obviously a disaster.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21After that caterpillar!

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Never fear, my cohort of danger agents will stop that pumped-up worm

0:08:27 > 0:08:29from escaping with Formula X.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Nippy little fellow, isn't he?

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Oh, look! Danger Mole is hiding in the air vents. Smart thinking!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Nero's got him!

0:08:49 > 0:08:50- DEVICE BEEPS - Nero's doubled back!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53He's coming straight for us! Range eight metres.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54BEEPING GETS FASTER

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Seven, six...

0:08:56 > 0:08:59It can't be. That's inside the room.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00BEEPING BECOMES SINGLE TONE

0:09:02 > 0:09:04LOUD THUD

0:09:04 > 0:09:05NERO GROWLS

0:09:05 > 0:09:06THEY SCREAM

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Aaaaah!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Get off me, you overgrown slug!

0:09:15 > 0:09:17PENFOLD PANTS

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- NERO GROWLS - Aaaaah!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Get away from him, you insect!

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Ooh, 'eck!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Ah.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Quick, hold this!

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Ow.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Told you I'd rescue you.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59POPPING

0:09:59 > 0:10:00THEY GIGGLE

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Um, Colonel, haven't we forgotten something?- Huh?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Over here, sir.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Look at the state of him!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12He hasn't been waxed or trimmed for days!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16No, don't go!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19The agency needs you. The country needs you!

0:10:19 > 0:10:21I need you!

0:10:23 > 0:10:28Oh, come here! I thought I'd lost you forever! Oh! Mmm...

0:10:28 > 0:10:31- We should probably... - Yep, job done.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34And so Danger Mouse and Penfold

0:10:34 > 0:10:36returned to work safe in the knowledge that they have

0:10:36 > 0:10:40rid the agency of traitors and there are no villains listening in,

0:10:40 > 0:10:42at least, there are no more bugs.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44What have you got against bugs?

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Danger Bug?! Do me a favour!

0:10:49 > 0:10:51# He's the greatest

0:10:51 > 0:10:52# He's fantastic

0:10:52 > 0:10:55# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

0:10:55 > 0:10:58# Danger Mouse

0:10:58 > 0:11:01# Danger Mouse

0:11:01 > 0:11:06# Danger Mouse! #