0:00:05 > 0:00:07Chief!
0:00:08 > 0:00:09# He's the greatest
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:41London, and dawn is breaking.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44It's D-day. D for danger.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- What's that smell, Penfold? - It's probably the bacon.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49No, Penfold, it's the smell of danger.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Just what I need on my annual Danger agent assessment day.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Don't worry, chief, this is one test you could never fail.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59True, Penfold, but I might as well pass in style.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Aaaah!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- ASSESSOR RETCHES - I wanted fried egg, not scrambled.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08We now move to section 3B of the test -
0:01:08 > 0:01:11the capture of a dangerous villain. Activate eye patch.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Ah, there's a danger alert on Colonel K's old foe, the Snowman.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Let's check his Spamchops page.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I've just arrived at Trafalgar Square,
0:01:18 > 0:01:21where I'm at planning to do some illegal stuff.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Hang onto your sausage.- Aaaah!
0:01:25 > 0:01:26DOG WHIMPERS
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Why does this ALWAYS happen?
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Um, not that it's happened before.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- Flawless driving as always, Chief. - Fire rocket carrot!
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Activate salt assaulters.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I knows salt's bad for you, but this is ridiculous.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Villain caught and it's not even 7am.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11For your report, there's only one C in spectacular.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Actually, there are two. - Eat your breakfast, Penfold.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- One Snowman ready for the freezer. - Ugh.- You may as well pass me now.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- It's the same all day every day. - Big changes today, Danger Mouse.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Huh?- You're meeting the winner of the Danger Mouse fan competition.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Why should I win? Because I am the greatest DM collector ever!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Look! Transformation pills from Crumhorn Strikes Back!,
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Season One Gigelacockos germs
0:02:37 > 0:02:40AND a limited edition Danger car.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Don't touch it! It's never been touched, even by me.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Oh, I love Danger Mouse!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Well, he seems enthusiastic.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51I'm always happy to meet a fan but this isn't the best day.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53I love Danger Mouse!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55What's been your favourite adventure, Mr Danger Mouse, sir?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Well...- My favourite is when you beat the Loch Ness Monster,
0:02:58 > 0:03:01only it was a robot, and there was a hotel that was a boat
0:03:01 > 0:03:02and it was upside down...
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- Hear that? He's a big fan.- ..it was my favourite. Was that yours?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09OK, look, I'll give you a quick tour. Then we'd better get going.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12A tour? No way! That is SO AWESOME!
0:03:12 > 0:03:16I can't show you much because of strict agency security
0:03:16 > 0:03:18but a quick look at the super-dangerous weapons cache
0:03:18 > 0:03:19can't cause any harm.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23I captured these this week alone. Anti-gravity board.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24- CRASHING - Oh.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'll get that down later.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- The Perm-anator 2000. - HE GASPS
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- And finally... - The shrink-atizer!
0:03:33 > 0:03:34O-M-DM!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39We'll get you another one.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- Breaking danger news, DM. - Colonel K! Awesome!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Pandaminion has struck again!- Whoa!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Please, stop doing that.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Excellent. Another opportunity to demonstrate my skills.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Come on, Penfold. Nice to have met you, Ian.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Sorry, DM, Ian goes with you. It's part of his prize.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58I'm going on a mission! I'm going on a mission!
0:03:58 > 0:04:03I am doing the mission dance. Oh, I am so happy!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Ooh, what does that do? - Don't touch that.- What does that do?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Don't touch that.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Don't touch that.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Ooh, you can touch that one.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- Oh, this is ridiculous. - It's the rules.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20No fast driving with a civilian in the car.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22We'll never catch Pandaminion now.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Our only hope is he eats so much stolen bamboo that he can't move.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30BRAKES SCREECH
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Whoa, you caught Pandaminion! - I don't know about caught.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Avoided being crushed by, perhaps.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38I can still demonstrate my skills. Activate bamboo boombox.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40LOUD MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Second villain down and it's not even lunchtime.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46- Aaaah!- Stop doing that.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Danger Mouse told me to stop doing that. Awesome!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Colonel, prepared to be dazzled, wowed and even wowzled.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56There's nobody in it, DM.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59But how? Who? Where?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Escaped villain, DM. That doesn't look good.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Colonel, I can't take Ian.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09He's ruining my test. If this carries on I might even f-f-fai...
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I can't even bring myself to say it!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Sorry, DM, if the Secret Service stands for anything
0:05:13 > 0:05:17it's keeping promises made to fans in online contests.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19That and stopping crime.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Ow! Look, I've explained this.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Sometimes I'm NOT a hologram.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I know, but when am I ever going to get another chance
0:05:26 > 0:05:27to touch my heroes?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I have read EVERYTHING about you, Mr Colonel K, sir.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Really? Nothing too bad, I hope.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37No, no, but no-one's ever said what your actual job is.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Oh, this should be priceless.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44What? I'm in charge of... I'm the senior...
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Hang on, my job description is here somewhere.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50And now the news.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Chief, look!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55The Baron and Stiletto are trying to steal Buckingham Palace!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Perfect! Come on.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- It's definitely here somewhere. - Time for a selfie!
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Danger Mouse, wait up!
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Stop or I shall shake my fist even harder!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Ha-ha-ha!- Stop it! Aaaah!
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Hang on, Your Majesty.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Aah!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29There's no escape now, Baron!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Whoa, the Baron and Stiletto!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37They're like my third favourite villains.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Huh?- Two escapes in one day, chief. That's not good.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49I don't have time for this. You stay here with Squawkencluck.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52DM, I don't have time for the fact that you don't have time for this.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54One of the weapons is missing.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Professor, I don't have time for the fact that you don't have time
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- for the fact that I don't have time for this.- Hm.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- Don't touch my limited editions! - I'll say they're limited editions.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09They're the real thing!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Chief, he's been shrinking everyone with our shrink-atizer!
0:07:12 > 0:07:13THEY SCREAM
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Ah-ha-ha!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18HE GASPS
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Imagine, the actual DM in my DM collection. Mwa-ha-ha!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Hey, I'm a Danger Mouse villain. Awesome!
0:07:26 > 0:07:32Oh, low battery. You've not heard the last of me, Danger Mouse!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35I can't believe I got to say that. This is the best day ever!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I knew I shouldn't have left the keys in it.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Just calls for a little Danger Mouse ingenuity.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44And the chase is on.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46A ten-year-old in the greatest car in the world
0:07:46 > 0:07:49versus Danger Mouse on a cardboard bike.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51This might actually be close!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Get me out of this plastic!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59I can't. I'm stuck to this old piece of toffee.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04Can't...get...out...of...snotty tissue! Ugh.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Hey! There's something big and smelly on top of me.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Ow! That's me, you dolt!
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Yes!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Don't write THIS down. Actually, write what you like.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41I don't care if you do fail me. I'm getting my friends back.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44RADIO PLAYS DANGER MOUSE THEME
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Other way up!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Breaking news in the world of Danger-tainment,
0:08:48 > 0:08:51it's the release of a one-off full-size Danger Mouse
0:08:51 > 0:08:53solid gold action figure.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54HE GASPS
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Och, I'm heading down to Trafalgar Squarrre today to get one
0:08:58 > 0:09:01because I love Dangerrr Mouse morrre than anyone else.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05No, no, you don't. I love him the most!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I need that statue!
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- Yay, Danger Mouse!- Back off, Hippo-potty Face. He's mine!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18CROWD SCREAMS
0:09:19 > 0:09:22How'd he know my name?
0:09:22 > 0:09:27A solid gold action figure or Danger Mouse himself!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Ha! Did you really think I'd fall for the old
0:09:30 > 0:09:33paint yourself gold and pretend to be a statute trick?
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Like I haven't seen In Gold Blood from Season 12.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Actually, I counted on you having seen it.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41That's why I hid in the stand.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Hey, come here! I've got to put you in a presentation box.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Now!- That's right, little guy. Come here NOW.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00I wasn't talking to you.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04No! No!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13You know I'm a big fan, right? Aaaah!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Yes! Vanquished by Danger Mouse!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I suppose you ought to fail me.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21After all, it was you who actually caught the Danger fan, not me.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Are you kidding? I'm your biggest fan!- You are?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27I haven't been able to speak all day, I've been so nervous!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29It's been amazing!
0:10:29 > 0:10:30HE SOBS
0:10:36 > 0:10:38This couldn't get any worse!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Oh, I can't believe I'm really here with you guys!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Can I get your autograph?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47What's your favourite time you've been defeated by Danger Mouse?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50There's so many to choose from. Let's go through them all!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Noooooooo!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57# He's the greatest
0:10:57 > 0:10:59# He's fantastic
0:10:59 > 0:11:00# Wherever there is danger
0:11:00 > 0:11:01# He'll be there
0:11:01 > 0:11:04# Danger Mouse
0:11:04 > 0:11:06# Danger Mouse
0:11:06 > 0:11:11# Danger Mouse! #