The Snowman Cometh

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0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, He's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:15- # He's the ace - The Ace

0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing!

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, He's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27#Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:38 > 0:00:42Christmas in London. It's the most wonderful time of the year.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Carol singers, Big Mike's holly and ivy pies...

0:00:48 > 0:00:52.. Snowmen. But that's no ordinary snowman.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Yes, it wouldn't be a Danger Mouse Christmas Special

0:00:57 > 0:01:00without a dastardly seasonal villain.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Ha. Oo-o-oh! I am The Snowman.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Feel the awesome chill of winter's breath.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10- Achoo!- Bless you.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Behold, a new icy dawn of terror!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27Aha!

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Hooray!

0:01:28 > 0:01:29That's right warm skins.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32I shall freeze you in the icy blast of...

0:01:32 > 0:01:35I'm so sorry everyone, The Snowman was the only villain available.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37All the proper ones are busy celebrating

0:01:37 > 0:01:39the season of peace and goodwill.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47Merry Christmas, Baron, and peace on earth.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50What? Never!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03I am a real villain. Check this out.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Deploy snow blasters.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Ee-ew.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Erm, that was a warning shot.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Ow! Who threw that?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Can we just get on with this? It is Christmas eve

0:02:19 > 0:02:21and we've got a lot to do before tomorrow.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Take your time. I'm still wrapping The Colonel's present.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Silence non-carrot noses.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Soon my blizzard of doom will...

0:02:30 > 0:02:31Hey! Give that back!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Thanks for the crutch!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36THEY LAUGH

0:02:36 > 0:02:38How dare you diss my awesome powers?

0:02:38 > 0:02:39Deploy panic button!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45THEY LAUGH

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Ah, better put him out of his misery.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Danger skates.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02AH!

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Release me. Or I will destroy you.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Honestly, Snowman, I just don't think you've got what it takes

0:03:10 > 0:03:14to be a super villain.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Lies!

0:03:15 > 0:03:18One day, the world will feel the power of my wintry terror...

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Are these seats heated?

0:03:20 > 0:03:21I'm melting!

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Oh, that reminds me, we need ice cubes for the Christmas party.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Ill add it to the list.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28I will have my revenge

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Oh, add dips to the list, this'll never be enough to go around.

0:03:34 > 0:03:40And, so, in summary, those are the 53 reasons why I firmly believe

0:03:40 > 0:03:44that I should be allowed to open my presents early on Christmas Eve.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48No chance. Anticipation is half the fun.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Pass me a biscuit.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Another new hairdryer, brilliant.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59They know me so well.

0:04:00 > 0:04:05Remember what we agreed chief. No dangerous presents like last year.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06As if I'd forget.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Ah!- Oh, he likes you.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Don't make prolonged eye contact.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15And the year before that.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Aa-aa-aah!

0:04:17 > 0:04:18You said you wanted a bike.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22And the year before that.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24I wonder if you can guess what it is.

0:04:27 > 0:04:33Absolutely no dangerous presents this year, Penfold, I promise.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35O-oh! Phew!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40- BANG - Ahem.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Hmmm

0:04:42 > 0:04:44- ALL:- Aa-a-ah!

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Sorry, it's my new Christmas jumper, hang on.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49I'll just turn it off.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Merry Christmas, Colonel.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54I wish it was, DM.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Someone has threatened to kidnap Santa Claus

0:04:57 > 0:04:59on Christmas Eve!

0:04:59 > 0:05:02No-o-oo!

0:05:02 > 0:05:08Big deal. Santa's not real. Flying reindeer. Magic sleighs?

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Elves? Give me a break.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Santa! That could be anyone.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Sorry, I can't be there in person

0:05:20 > 0:05:25but it's the busiest night of the year here in the North Pole.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Ho, ho, ho.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28I'm going to the lab.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Let me know when the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot arrive.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33If you're in danger, Santa, you've come to the right people.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35We're a highly skilled professional team

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Santa! Santa! Santa! Santa!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Santa! Santa! Santa! Santa!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Wee-eee.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Why do you think someone wants to kidnap you, Mr Claus?

0:05:46 > 0:05:50This Christmas will be your last, Santa. I want what is yours.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Ho, ho, ho.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58I hardly think this is a laughing matter, Santa.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Sorry, that was a nervous laugh.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03I only have one laugh, you know.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Lock you doors and block the chimney, Santa. We're on our way,

0:06:11 > 0:06:15You must keep Santa safe until he's delivered all his presents, DM.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17And try not to get in the way.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Don't worry, Colonel, you won't even know we're there.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Big Red One is on the move.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Repeat, Big Red One is on the move.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27I'm right here, chief

0:06:27 > 0:06:31What are you playing at? This isn't a standard issue wrapping uniform.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Honestly, you call yourself an elf.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37I'm not an elf. I'm a secret agent.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43Yeah, yeah, and I'm the world's shortest giant, move it!

0:06:43 > 0:06:47Santa! Presents are wrapped and ready for delivery.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Incoming target secure. Who are you? Who do you work for?

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Why are you wearing curly boots?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54That's Kiki. She's in charge of gift wrapping.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00Ow. Sorry about that but no-one is above suspicion.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Santa, is there anyone who might be angry with you?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Well, just everyone on the naughty list.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Aa-ah! Hoo-hoo-he!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Aa-a-ah!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Phew. Thanks, chief.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Going undercover, eh, Penfold? Good thinking.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22Carry on.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Chief!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Cor, the sleigh.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35I've always wondered, Santa.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38How do you manage to deliver presents to every boy and girl

0:07:38 > 0:07:40in the whole world in a single night?

0:07:40 > 0:07:41I'll show you.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53It's my magic hat that makes Christmas possible.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56And it keeps my ears warm, too.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Santa's sleigh departure in T minus ten minutes. Woo-oo!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Crumbs.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Oh, it's the oldest trick in the book.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28No reindeer could be this large.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30This is an impostor.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33THEY GASP

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Oh, awkward.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Ow.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Well, Santa. Looks like the threat was a false alarm.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49I declare the North Pole clear and safe.

0:08:51 > 0:08:57Oh, can I give the reindeer a carrot before they go?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Bit of a heavy one this.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Yes, it is I, The Snowman.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05I have reformed and I'm here to take what is yours, Santa.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Just like my evil dolly said.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Ha-ha, evil dolly!

0:09:10 > 0:09:14The Snowman? Ha-ha! The doll was scarier.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Fire orange boomerang.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23All I want for Christmas is a magically super powered hat.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27No-oo!

0:09:28 > 0:09:30And launch.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35HELP!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41He's kidnapping Santa.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43OW! That's really not helping.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Ha-ha-ha. It's like I'm an actual, real villain

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Ho, ho, ho. Terrified laugh.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Hang on to your hat, Santa.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Oh, I forgot, you don't have one. Bad guy quips.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Boom.- Give me my hat back!

0:09:58 > 0:09:59BOOM.

0:09:59 > 0:10:00URGH!

0:10:00 > 0:10:05Whoa, tinsel vision. This hat is the best Christmas present, ever.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08All right, Snowman, you've had your fun.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Hand over the reigns.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Sorry Santa, time for you to ho-ho-go.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Hmmm, that one needs work.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Ah-hh-hh!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Deploy Santa catcher.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27And The Professor said I'd never use it.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36So long, dry bodies.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Don't worry, Penfold, knowing The Snowman,

0:10:39 > 0:10:41his plans will melt away any moment now.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45But what Danger Mouse has forgotten is that this is a double length

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Christmas special so The Snowman is only just getting started.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54People of the world, this is the A-list villain, The Snowman.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58I'm about to commit the ultimate crime,

0:10:58 > 0:11:00I'm temporarily delaying Christmas.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09No wait, I'm still getting the hang of this. I'm cancelling Christmas!

0:11:09 > 0:11:11THEY SCREAM

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Yes, it's true.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Before you can say, "Christmas chaos", The Snowman is rampaging

0:11:16 > 0:11:20across the globe like some sort of super-powered Scrooge.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23That's what I call a silent night.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Ow! I hate sprouts.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Arise my snow brothers, and sisters, arise!

0:11:48 > 0:11:52# Soaring through the clouds I'm singing really... # Ah-ahh!

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Is Christmas doomed?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Will nobody get their presents?

0:11:58 > 0:12:00It's just typical!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03I've been SO good this year, too.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05I really deserve that Jet Ski.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Come on, Danger Mouse, do something!

0:12:08 > 0:12:10I can't do anything without my hat.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Can't fly my sleigh,

0:12:12 > 0:12:14can't deliver presents.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Ho, ho, ho. Bitter hopeless laugh, in case you're wondering.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Christmas is ruined.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24You're Santa, you can do anything.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26No, it's pretty much all the hat.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Professor.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37FYI, I know none of this is real but I thought you better open

0:12:37 > 0:12:40your Christmas present early, Danger Mouse.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Oh, is it a prototype, nuclear-fusion, heat cannon?

0:12:45 > 0:12:49Oh, it's the exact same hairdryer we got you, thanks.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50I made a few modifications.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53It's now a prototype, nuclear-fusion, heat cannon

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Danger Mouse!

0:13:02 > 0:13:07It works. But still The Snowman's surrounded by snowmen bodyguards.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09I'd need an army to get even close,

0:13:09 > 0:13:11where am I going to find that?

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Ahem...

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Good idea, Penfold.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20Elves, do any of you know where we can find a formidable army?

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Ow.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27# 'Tis the season to be evil Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-boom! #

0:13:33 > 0:13:37Uh oh, how will Santa deliver all the little kiddies' pressies now?

0:13:37 > 0:13:40He won't! Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:13:44 > 0:13:47I'm afraid your time in the big league is over, Snowman.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49I'm here to take back Christmas.

0:13:49 > 0:13:54Snow you aren't... get it? Because I'm snow... Boom?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57You see its jokes like that that keep you in the second division.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00I don't need jokes to defeat you, I have my magic hat.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Yeah? Well, Danger Mouse has got an army.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Come on my brothers and sisters.

0:14:11 > 0:14:16He may take our lives, but he'll never take our Christmas pressies.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20For Christmas!

0:14:39 > 0:14:41I hope you like your turkey well done.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Ow!

0:14:43 > 0:14:44- Get Santa's hat.- Fine.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Impressive, Danger Mouse, but a waste of time.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57If you even get close to defeating me I'll eat my hat.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Challenge accepted!

0:15:03 > 0:15:07The Christmas party is over Snowman, hand over Santa's hat.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17- HE BURPS - And I thought fruitcake tastes bad.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18Uh-oh.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Whoa!- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:15:29 > 0:15:33I told you I would be the biggest villain the world has ever seen.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Crumbs, chief, we've had it now.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Deploy belt light.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50So, what are we going to do?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53This crate could fall at any moment.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Ah, I know what'll cheer everyone up.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Look, my Christmas jumper!

0:15:58 > 0:16:00- ALL:- Aa-a-ah!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Erm, oh.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Remote access Mark 4, emergency intercept.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27So, you're just going to sit there and do nothing?

0:16:27 > 0:16:28What can I do?

0:16:28 > 0:16:32It's nearly Christmas day and not one present has been delivered.

0:16:34 > 0:16:39It's over. Anyway, you don't even believe I'm real.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43No, I don't but if I did I would tell you to pull yourself together.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46You don't need a silly magic hat, you're Santa.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Even though you can't possibly be.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Time to put that snowman on ice.

0:16:51 > 0:16:56Really? Were you inspired by my speech?

0:16:56 > 0:16:58No, I've seen this movie before.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00It's all reruns this time of year.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09# Jingle bells, Danger Mouse smells, Penfold is a pain...#

0:17:09 > 0:17:12You're a bad villain but you're a worse singer.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Argh!

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Look out, tinsel!

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Baubles! This is crackers.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Ah-hh! Crackers!

0:17:26 > 0:17:27He's got us, chief.

0:17:27 > 0:17:32Ha-ha! It wouldn't be Christmas without a few tasty treats.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Aa-a-ah!

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Ho, ho, ho!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Listen, did you hear that?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Ho, ho, ho!

0:17:46 > 0:17:50That's my triumphant, here-comes-the-cavalry laugh!

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Santa!

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Oo-o-oh!

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Rar-r-r!

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Deploy grappling tinsel.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12No-o-oo!

0:18:12 > 0:18:15We need more power. Danger Mouse!

0:18:15 > 0:18:21Right you are, Professor.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Aaah!

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Let's ride.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Santa is back!

0:18:32 > 0:18:34AH!

0:18:34 > 0:18:36No, stop it, it's hot!

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Dragging a giant snowzilla across the surface of the sun.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45I love a traditional Christmas.

0:18:45 > 0:18:50I'm melting! This really roasts my carrots.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Santa, your hat.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Thanks, Kiki, but I don't need it any more.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00I'm Santa with or without my hat.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03We're out of fuel.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Oh, give me that hat.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10T minus one hour till dawn Santa.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Danger Mouse, how about giving me a hand delivering all these presents?

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Oh! Can we, chief? Can we, can we, can we, can we,

0:19:17 > 0:19:19can we, can we, can we, can we?

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Penfold, shush.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Merry Christmas, everyone. Ho, ho, ho!

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Standard Christmas laugh.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- ALL:- Merry Christmas, Santa.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02All right, so you are real. I've got a list of presents I want.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05I've divided it into subsections and created an...

0:20:05 > 0:20:08This is my kind of Christmas, Penfold.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Friends, Santa, some easily provoked elves,

0:20:10 > 0:20:13and the afterglow of a mission accomplished.

0:20:13 > 0:20:14And?

0:20:14 > 0:20:19And presents too. Merry Christmas, Penfold!

0:20:19 > 0:20:20Hee-hee-hee.

0:20:20 > 0:20:25Wow, chief, a completely normal, non-exploding present.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Just what I wanted!

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Oh, erm, yes. Only, if you got that

0:20:29 > 0:20:33then what did I just give Tiny Tim?

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Oh, just what I've always wanted.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38BOOM!

0:20:38 > 0:20:40I'm all right, I'm all right.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42And a Merry Christmas to each and every one!

0:20:46 > 0:20:49# He's the greatest, He's fantastic

0:20:49 > 0:20:51# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:20:51 > 0:20:52# Danger Mouse

0:20:54 > 0:20:57#Danger Mouse

0:20:57 > 0:21:02# Danger Mouse! #

0:21:04 > 0:21:06BOOM!