0:00:05 > 0:00:06PENFOLD SCREAMS
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:16 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:39London.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42And Danger Mouse and Penfold are hotly pursuing
0:00:42 > 0:00:43the evil Rocket Sloth.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- It's getting away, chief. - Not for long, Penfold.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to outrun us.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52I'm not sure the Rocket Sloth's got up at all today, chief.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54ROCKET SLOTH SNORES
0:01:02 > 0:01:03We'll never catch Rocket Sloth.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04He's too fast.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Oh. He's here.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- PIGEONS COO - Huh?
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Aaah!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Fear not, old friend. I'll save us.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Well, go on, then.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Wait for it, Penfold.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21AA-A-AAH!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25AAAH!
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Oof.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Why do you always have to wait until the very last moment?
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Well, I am famous for saving the day just in the nick of time.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Morning, DM. Bad news.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40All over the world, hi-tech inventions
0:01:40 > 0:01:42are being replaced by useless ones.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Like that!
0:01:45 > 0:01:46URGH!
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Crumbs!
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Huh?
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Get to the bottom of it, DM, before there's no useful technology left.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Blimey! Gis is really gad.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Who could be doing this?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01If only there were some clues.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03'This dial a dummy was
0:02:03 > 0:02:06'brought to you by Isambard King Kong Brunel Industries.'
0:02:09 > 0:02:11WINDOW CLEANER WHISTLES
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Oo-oh!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Chief, you don't think this has anything to do with
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Isambard King Kong Brunel Industries, do you?
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Hm. I'm starting to think it might.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Taxi!
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Take me to the headquarters of Isambard King Kong Brunel.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Looks like we're on foot, Penfold.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Activate Danger Nav.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Huh?
0:02:34 > 0:02:35- Chief!- Urgh!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I think I've worked out where we need to go.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Cor, chief. He's a big fella.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Well, his name is King Kong, after all.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Steel yourself, Penfold.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Phew!- Oh!
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Hello, sonny.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Is your dad home?
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Ooh-ah!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I am Isambard King Kong Brunel,
0:03:03 > 0:03:06the greatest inventor in the world.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Of course you are.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Ah, isn't he cute, chief?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I'm not cute, I'm a genius.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Activate the flingy things!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20THEY GIGGLE
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Now, we're being a little bit naughty, aren't we?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25A bit naughty?
0:03:25 > 0:03:29I am replacing every piece of technology in the entire world
0:03:29 > 0:03:31using my time machine.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32I suppose that is a bit naughty.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35YOU invented a time machine?!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38THEY LAUGH
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Stop laughing!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41If I didn't invent a time machine,
0:03:41 > 0:03:43then how did I travel back in time
0:03:43 > 0:03:44so there's another version of me
0:03:44 > 0:03:47standing behind you with a pair of nose cuffs?
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Nose cuffs?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50THEY LAUGH
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Time machine, you say.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55You may be asking yourself just how I came to invent a time machine.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58It was ten to two on my eighth birthday.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Ha-ha, your inventions are stupid.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06You won't laugh at my mega-fist of justice.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Ah!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15'When the clock hit me on the head,
0:04:15 > 0:04:19'I suddenly understood the principles of time travel.'
0:04:19 > 0:04:20That's it!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Prepare to witness my genius.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I've managed to free myself from my restraints, Penfold.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Well, jump on him, then.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Not yet, Penfold. Wait for it.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Not the nick of time thing, again!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Behold, my time machine!
0:04:36 > 0:04:37- BOTH:- Ooh!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40I have been travelling through time
0:04:40 > 0:04:42to stop inventors inventing inventions.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Allowing me to replace them with my own...
0:04:46 > 0:04:47inventions.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Erm, silly question here, but why bother?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Because mine are better!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Just look at my computer tablet!
0:04:57 > 0:05:01PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:03 > 0:05:05A dancing tablet! Perfect for... Erm...
0:05:05 > 0:05:07No, I can't think of anything.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:10 > 0:05:12And you two are just in time...
0:05:12 > 0:05:13I always am.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16..to witness my greatest triumph.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Preventing Benjamin Franklin from discovering electricity.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Muoh-oh-ah-ah-AH!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Without electricity, all the technology from the last 100 years
0:05:25 > 0:05:27will cease to exist.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Like the electric toothbrush!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Imagine having to use a non-electric toothbrush!
0:05:30 > 0:05:34But my invention will be better.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37There is nothing better than an electric toothbrush, you fiend.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Chief, untie me and let's stop him.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Quick, now's not the time for the nick of time.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Wait for it!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Not long now.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Just once, can you try arriving at the second-to-last moment?
0:05:56 > 0:05:57I am Danger Mouse, Penfold.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Not "In plenty of time for a cup of tea" Mouse.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01This is exciting, isn't it?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05The time machine lands in June 1752,
0:06:05 > 0:06:09when Benjamin Franklin is about to discover electricity
0:06:09 > 0:06:11by getting struck with a half-million volts of the stuff.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Who says science can't be fun?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Not no fast, Brunel.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Time, meet nick of.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Rock blunts scissors.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Curses!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27We'll soon see about that.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Meanwhile, moments earlier.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Time, meet nick of.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Let me guess,
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- you're going to try the old, "Paper wraps stone".- Wrong!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Paper wraps mouse!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45No-o-oo!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Meanwhile, moments even...
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Well... Earlier.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Time, meet nick of.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Ah!
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Never run with scissors.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04That's not fair!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Cor, well done, me!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10And so, today's episode ends with another brilliant victory for...
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Oh, come on! Make it stop!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20- ALL:- NO!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- ALL:- Hooray!
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Mugh-hah!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Wa-wa-wa-wa-wawawa!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Ha-ha-ha!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Ah, we appear to have blown Benjamin Franklin's mind.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33He'll never invent electricity now.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Time to unleash my most incredible invention of all.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39The replacement for electricity!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43After him!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Not all of you, just me and him.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52And so, if I've got this right,
0:07:52 > 0:07:55back in the present in the parallel universe where Benjamin Franklin
0:07:55 > 0:08:01never discovered electricity, King Kong Brunel returns to his lab.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02I think.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03I mean, I don't really know.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Let's get him, chief.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Wait for it.- Oh!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Say, "Goodbye" to electricity
0:08:09 > 0:08:13and, "Hello" to bee-lectricity.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17BUZZING
0:08:18 > 0:08:20HE SCREAMS
0:08:20 > 0:08:21OPERA SINGING
0:08:21 > 0:08:23SCREAMS
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Ha-ha!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Buzz, my bee-auties.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Nothing in the world can stop me now!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Obviously, there's a few bugs to be worked out.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39But the honey is delicious.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Now, I don't like to say, "I told you so", chief...
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Yes, you do, Penfold.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44..but perhaps saving the day in the nick of time doesn't work
0:08:44 > 0:08:46when the other fella has a time machine!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50That's it! You take that one, I'll take this one. Then follow me.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55No! My beautiful machines!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58If only I had time to build another time machine.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Wait a minute!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Back in King Kong Brunel's classroom on his eighth birthday...
0:09:03 > 0:09:05What are we doing here, chief?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Brunel invented the time machine when the clock fell on his head.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11But that can't happen if I've got the clock.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Fool!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18All that matters is that young me gets hit by a clock.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Any clock!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Oo-oh ah! Oo-oh ah!
0:09:24 > 0:09:25ALARM BEEPS
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Right, young fellow.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Oo-oh ah!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Prepare to be struck by inspiration!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I did it, chief!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I went back in time and invented the two legged desk!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Chief?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46A clock! Just in the nick of time!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Chief?!- Yes, it's me.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02I thought about what you said, Penfold,
0:10:02 > 0:10:03so instead of the nick of time
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I got here early and disguised myself as a gorilla.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- How early?- Two years.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11I'm the captain of the school football team. Go Apes!
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Well done, me.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Come on, Penfold. Let's go home.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19No-o-oo-o-oo!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Everything sorted now?- Yes, sir.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Thanks to us, time machines were never invented.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Jolly good, DM.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31And the... Erm, other chap.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Hang on.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35If time machines were never invented,
0:10:35 > 0:10:37how did we manage to get back here?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40And how did we stop him inventing the time machine in the first place
0:10:40 > 0:10:42if we didn't have a time machine?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45This episode doesn't make any sense.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Well, no change there then.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Join us again next time for another equally well thought out
0:10:50 > 0:10:52episode of Danger Mouse!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:10:58 > 0:11:01# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:11:01 > 0:11:04# Danger Mouse
0:11:04 > 0:11:07# Danger Mouse
0:11:07 > 0:11:11# Danger Mouse! #