Sinister Mouse

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0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:15- # He's the ace - The ace

0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:37 > 0:00:40A typical sunny day in London.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44A city in peril!

0:00:44 > 0:00:45SCREAMING

0:00:45 > 0:00:48And standing between it and disaster, our hero,

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Danger Toad.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Danger Toad?!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53You're too late, Danger Toad.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56My weather control controller will drown London for ever!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hashtag Mwah-hah-hah-hah.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Your plan doesn't hold water, Sinister Mouse.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Not while I have my weather control controller controller.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10You missed, Sinister Mouse.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Tut-tut, your judgment's cloudy, Danger Toad.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Midair, I switched my weather control controller

0:01:17 > 0:01:19for your weather control controller...

0:01:19 > 0:01:20biscuit?!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Your reign of terror is over.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27And your plans are a wash-out.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Danger Toad?

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Sinister Mouse?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Has the world gone mad?

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Oh, it's not one of those

0:01:32 > 0:01:34alternative universe episodes, is it?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Behold, an alternative universe.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Oh, I knew it.

0:01:38 > 0:01:39I hate these.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42The Twistiverse is just one of many universes accessible

0:01:42 > 0:01:45through my patented toad-wormhole.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Here's one I quite like, the Creepiverse.

0:01:48 > 0:01:53Unleashing the toad-wormhole's power, I shall rule the world.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Hey, Barone, that thing could do a lot of damage.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Yes.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59To Danger Mouse.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03But first, let's make a new friend!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08You've won this time, Danger Toad.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Huh?!

0:02:12 > 0:02:13What?!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15That was sinister even for Sinister Mouse.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16Help, help.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Who can save me now?

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Ah!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26I need something with a bit more bite.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28End training routine.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Sorry, Penfold.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31When you've saved the world a zillion times

0:02:31 > 0:02:33a croc just doesn't tip the scales.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Right, initiate ultimate session.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Multiply danger level by a million.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Remove safety checks.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Activate!

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Oh, hello, boys.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Slimy Pete, Gooball, how's the family?

0:02:46 > 0:02:47Right, let's do this.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54You know, just once I'd like to meet my match.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Mischief, DM.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57The Baron is planning to break into

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Madame One-Sword's Waxwork Museum tonight.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02He's going to steal the waxwork crown jewels.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Why the emergency?

0:03:03 > 0:03:05They're just wax.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08They're made from the earwax of the extinct Hawaiian yeti.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10They're worth 10 times the real thing.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Oh, come on, Penfold.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Let's go and defeat the Baron...again.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Huh.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Hm.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22PENFOLD GIGGLES

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Very funny, Penfold.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Well, there ought to be a waxwork of me, too.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Danger Mouse without Penfold is like strawberries

0:03:29 > 0:03:30without fish paste and broccoli.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Well, that explains breakfast.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Hang on. The waxwork crown jewels have gone!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Actually, they're still here.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- NERO CHUCKLES - Quick, after them, Penfold.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42Baron, if you don't mind running.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Sorry, Danger Mouse.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46This time it will be you who runs.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48From him!

0:03:54 > 0:03:55What just happened?

0:03:55 > 0:03:56I think I met my match.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Night Owl, Ginger Ninja,

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Pinhead Peter.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05I can't find any villain whose skills match our attacker.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07- ALARM RINGS - The dishwasher's finished!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10It's an all-agents alert, Penfold.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11- Handsome chap... - HE SCREAMS

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Hang on, that's me!

0:04:13 > 0:04:15I'm wanted for stealing the wax crown jewels.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Footage of Danger Mouse carrying out yet another shocking robbery.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Eh?!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23That's not all you're wanted for.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I am Danger Mouse, and I am robbing this bank.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Next, I shall rob the British Museum.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Not very subtle, am I?

0:04:28 > 0:04:31To the British Museum.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Tricky business, DM.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35I need you to arrest yourself.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Oh, he's gone.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40We'll stand the best chance if we split up, Penfold.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Oh, the best chance of what?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Me getting walloped?

0:04:43 > 0:04:44I'm sticking to you like...

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Chief?

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Oh, carrots.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Chief?

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Don't go off.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Knowing my luck, I'll run straight into that maniac.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Penfold, be very careful.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Huh?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Two Danger Mouses?

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Mices?

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Meeces?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07One Danger Mouse and one Sinister Mouse,

0:05:07 > 0:05:09the greatest evil agent in the Twistiverse.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12No wonder he got the jump on me, he IS me!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14This must be an alternative universe episode.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18That's right, you're me, but less impressive.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Well, I wouldn't say that.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Now, how should we do this?

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Best of three?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Why don't we just start and keep going

0:05:25 > 0:05:27until, like the exhibits in this museum...

0:05:27 > 0:05:28you're history.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Huh!

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Huh!

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Hoah-ha!

0:05:37 > 0:05:38Brilliant!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Even his humorous quips are hitting.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Huh?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Time for Phase 2.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01With Danger Mouse occupied, I'll create a giant toad-wormhole

0:06:01 > 0:06:06and bring through the most hideous monsters the world has ever seen.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Let us slip away unnoticed.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Chief, it's the Baron!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Bit busy, Penfold.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18That was close.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25'With Danger Mouse struggling, Penfold leaps into action.'

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Does he?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29'Yes. He spies a handily placed Egyptian obelisk.'

0:06:32 > 0:06:34No-one rings my friend like a bell.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42I did it!

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Do you think I'll get a medal?

0:06:43 > 0:06:46I doubt it, but if he fires you, call me.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47We make quite a team.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Oh, heck!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53But how did he take the statue while we were still fighting?

0:06:53 > 0:06:55It's a mystery.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57It all happened so fast.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Caught red-handed!

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Eek!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Cuff him, Danger Moth.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03No, no, I'm not the thief.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06It's my twin from the Twistiverse.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09If I had a penny for each time I'd heard that.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13You!

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Soon, I shall rule the world!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21You mean, WE shall rule the world.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Mwah-hah-ha-ha.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27The Barone really likes doing the "mwah-hah-ha-has" himself.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Power up the toad-hole.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38DM, I never thought I'd have to arrest my own friend.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40It's not your fault, Danger Moth.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Can I have the car when you're in prison?

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Whoever you are,

0:07:43 > 0:07:46I am the highest-trained, deadliest moth in the whole...

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Ooh, a light!

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Thank you.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Greenback!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53YAAAAAH!

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Chief!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56This is Danger Toad from the Twistiverse.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58I'm hunting my nemesis, Sinister Mouse.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01I suggest a Danger team-up.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Hm.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Hmm.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Hm-mm.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Double Danger, let's do it!

0:08:09 > 0:08:14Well, if it isn't Tweedledum and Tweedledumber.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16I've already beaten you twice,

0:08:16 > 0:08:18why do you think this will be any different?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20This time I didn't come alone.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Oi, you didn't come alone last time!

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Together, nothing can stop us.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Then prepare to meet...

0:08:27 > 0:08:28nothing! Open the wormhole!

0:08:36 > 0:08:37THEY SCREAM

0:08:41 > 0:08:44And if you look out the left, you can see a terrifying river mutant.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- ALL:- Ahh!

0:08:49 > 0:08:50- ALL:- Aah!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53If I'd known destroying the fabric of the universe

0:08:53 > 0:08:55could be this much fun, I'd have done it ages ago.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Please don't mention this in your reviews of London.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Ah!

0:09:01 > 0:09:02HE LAUGHS

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Urgh!

0:09:03 > 0:09:06That's for not warning me about the boat.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Ah!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Say goodbye, Penfold!

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Psst!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16You got it the wrong way round.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Oh, grazie.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Ahhh!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Ow! Oop!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Great shooting, Penfold.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Great shooting? He didn't do anyth...

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Finally, just one villain remains, but spotting him may prove

0:09:43 > 0:09:47difficult after his dip in the fresh, clean waters of the Thames.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53I know how to tell you apart.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Something only Danger Mouse knows.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57What is my middle name?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Erm... Not really sure.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Is it Claude? - No. Pevell-Bottom.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Margaret.- Wartspickle.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Fine. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Well done, Penfold.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Sorry about the middle name. What is it again?

0:10:13 > 0:10:15HE WHISPERS

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Oh, dear. That is unfortunate.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18I guess this is goodbye.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20I couldn't have defeated them all without you, DT.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22- I owe you one. - I won't forget.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25But Sinister Mouse won't be troubling me for a while.

0:10:25 > 0:10:30And so ends another totally possible episode of Danger Mouse.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33However, one big question remains.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35We've met the Twistiverse's Greenback and Danger Mouse,

0:10:35 > 0:10:37but where was its Penfold?

0:10:37 > 0:10:41So, there is another world to conquer.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Mwah-hah-ha-ha-ha!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Mwah-hah-ha-ha-ha! - Mwah-hah-ha-ha-ha!

0:10:48 > 0:10:51# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

0:10:51 > 0:10:54# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:10:54 > 0:10:56# Danger Mouse

0:10:56 > 0:10:59# Danger Mouse

0:10:59 > 0:11:03# Danger Mouse! #