Danger at C Level

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06CHIEF!

0:00:08 > 0:00:09# He's the greatest

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# He's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# He's the ace, he's amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:25# Danger Mouse

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:38 > 0:00:40The mighty Himalayas.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Peaceful. Where the only sound...

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!

0:00:44 > 0:00:48..is that of our heroes facing an icy doom as they desperately

0:00:48 > 0:00:50attempt to outrun a mouse-seeking missile.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Aaaaaaaaargh!

0:00:51 > 0:00:55- I've got an idea.- I hope it's to go home and hide under a duvet!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58I WAS thinking of something a bit more like this...

0:00:58 > 0:01:00I can't look. Did it work?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Aaaaah! Chief...!

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Don't worry, Penfold, I'll get you off that thing.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08ZOOM

0:01:08 > 0:01:09CRASH

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Activate DangerBungee.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- No need to thank me!- Thank you?! You dropped me on a missile

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- and then knocked me off with a tunnel!- You forgot the avalanche.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26RUMBLING

0:01:28 > 0:01:31That's it! This hamster has had it up to here!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33In the last week, I've been tied up...

0:01:34 > 0:01:35blown up...

0:01:36 > 0:01:38..eaten up...

0:01:38 > 0:01:39BURP

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Well, I am fed up! - There's no need to get worked up!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Either I get a holiday, or I'm finished!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- But we just went skiing. - A SAFE holiday!

0:01:47 > 0:01:51No baddies, no danger, no missions. Promise?

0:01:51 > 0:01:55Penfold, if you want a holiday, we'll have a holiday, I promise.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Disaster, DM! The world needs you.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Sorry, Colonel, but I promised Penfold.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- You'll have to call Danger Moth. Or Danger Mackerel.- But...!

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Where shall we go, Penfold?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Oo, oo, oo - a cruise, to Captain Pete's Funtime Pier.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Ha-har, me hearties!

0:02:09 > 0:02:14Captain Pete's is celebrating 100 years since the last safety checks.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Eurgh.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Taxi!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24So, well, nothing beats a cruise, does it?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Deckchairs, the smell of the ocean...more deckchairs.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Oh, this is going to be really boring, isn't it?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Not likely! I've got my Giraffe Warriors Gold.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36I'll finish Bonus Level C this holiday, even if it kills me!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40It's harder than I remember.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44- DM, it's an emergency. - Sorry, Colonel, can't help.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46But, but, but, but, but...!

0:02:46 > 0:02:50No buts, Colonel. We're on holiday, having a nice, relaxing...

0:02:50 > 0:02:54fight with a cross between a shark, a flying fish and a crab!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Take that! And this!

0:02:59 > 0:03:00And that!

0:03:02 > 0:03:03ROAR

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Catch!

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Fancy a game?

0:03:20 > 0:03:21BREATHING HEAVILY

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Ah, there you are, DM. You're not going to believe this, but...

0:03:25 > 0:03:28The world's being attacked by giant, mutant sea monsters?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Amazing.- Lucky guess, Colonel.

0:03:30 > 0:03:36They are popping up everywhere there's water, from Copacabana...

0:03:36 > 0:03:38to Italy...

0:03:41 > 0:03:43..to the lavatories of HQ.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44FLUSHING AND SCREAMS

0:03:44 > 0:03:46We've devoted all our resources to

0:03:46 > 0:03:49finding out who's behind it and got nothing.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Luckily, my 12-year-old nephew found this on the internet.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Greetings, world. Behold your doom!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00A machine that morphs ordinary sea creatures...

0:04:03 > 0:04:07..into terrifying monsters that will destroy the planet,

0:04:07 > 0:04:12unless you pay me the modest sum of all the gold in the world.

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0:04:16 > 0:04:18Sorry, Colonel, but I can't go back on my word to Penfold.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Danger Mouse's word is his bond.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- What about Danger Mackerel? - Haven't heard back from him.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32What the world needs right now is a hero,

0:04:32 > 0:04:35someone who doesn't know the meaning of the word fear.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Fear? Is that French?

0:04:36 > 0:04:37MUSIC: Land Of Hope And Glory

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Someone who'll stand when others sit and put the telly on.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Someone prepared to do their duty for Queen and country,

0:04:43 > 0:04:46and planet, and galaxy, and... You get the idea.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52HE SIGHS

0:04:52 > 0:04:54- I'll do it. - I knew I could count on you, DM.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56The Baron's been chased to Hawaii.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00When you're finished there, I could do with a hand tidying my office.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Crumbs, Chief, an upgrade to Hawaii!

0:05:03 > 0:05:05This holiday is awesome!

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Yes, funny that.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09You're the best friend ever.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Activate iPatch. Search for Greenback and known associates.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14I hope you don't get too bored without a mission.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16I'm sure I'll manage.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17You could help me with Level C.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Apparently, something amazing happens when you crack it.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24- COMPUTERISED VOICE: Game Over! - Oi! I hadn't even started!- Hmmm...

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Why don't I get us an ice cream?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30(With stiletto sprinkles?)

0:05:43 > 0:05:46If that numbskull forgets my lollipop, he's toast!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51What?! Him? Here? How?

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Then I hope you're hungry. You're having Danger Mouse for lunch!

0:06:00 > 0:06:04A hammerhead-prawnopus? Honestly, who comes up with this stuff?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08ROAR

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Um, I just came back to find out what flavour ice cream you wanted?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Prawnopus!- Um, I'll stick to vanilla, if it's all the same.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Two can play at that game!

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Ding, ding. We have a winner.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Just coming with those ice creams!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Two ice creams, please.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Mmmm! Thanks, Chief.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49DANGER MOUSE GASPS

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Oi! What's going on?

0:06:51 > 0:06:52PENFOLD GASPS

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Chief?

0:06:54 > 0:06:55You're on a mission!

0:06:55 > 0:06:58No, what I'm actually doing is...give me a moment.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59No missions, you said.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03You stay out of this!

0:07:03 > 0:07:06You-you-you broke your promise.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07ROAR

0:07:07 > 0:07:10How...? Chief!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Penfold! Penfold!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Activate inflatable DangerTrunks.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16DM, the attacks are getting worse.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Those trunks aren't doing much for your figure.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Tell the Professor I need the DangerSub.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24I'll save the world, but I'm saving my friend first!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30You hammerheaded fool!

0:07:30 > 0:07:33I told you to destroy Danger Mouse, not bring me a hamster!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36You think YOU'VE got a beef with Danger Mouse? Get in line!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Barone, DangerSub, headed this way.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45Calling all sea monsters, return to base. Destroy Danger Mouse!

0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Did they get him?- I don't know, boss. All I can see is the squid ink.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16BOTH: Oh-oh!

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Chief!

0:08:22 > 0:08:23I'm still not talking to you.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- THUD - Whoa! What was that?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Waaa!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Quick, Penfold, to the DangerSub. It's the only way out.

0:08:32 > 0:08:37- Hm. We're all trapped. - Not all, Danger Mouse.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Eh, Barone, don't forget-a me!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44I owe you an apology, Penfold. I broke my promise.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- I guess saving the world comes first.- No, Penfold,

0:08:47 > 0:08:49friendship comes first.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Shame it didn't earlier...- Shh, shh, shh! Don't spoil the moment!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Well, it looks like we're done for.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57How would you like to spend your last 15 seconds?

0:08:57 > 0:09:00I want to crack Giraffe Warriors Gold and unlock the surprise!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Really? We're about to get squashed and...

0:09:05 > 0:09:08OK, let's do it together.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- THEY MUTTER - Nice one! Watch out!- Aha, got him!

0:09:18 > 0:09:19COMPUTERISED VOICE: Game complete!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- We cracked it!- Yeah. Unfortunately, so did the monsters!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27COMPUTERISED VOICE: Prepare for transformation.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Samu-rhino! He can defeat anything!

0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Penfold, you are a genius! - I am?- Quick, into the machine!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45BOTH: We are DangerFold Warrior!

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Penfold, throw it in reverse!

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Ha!- We did it, Chief.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04And I got to play Giraffe Warriors for real!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06This was the best holiday ever!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Oh, I've got an itch! You know, back there...

0:10:10 > 0:10:13I'm not scratching your bottom for you, Penfold!

0:10:13 > 0:10:14- But it's our bottom!- I don't care!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16It looks like our heroes have got to the

0:10:16 > 0:10:19"bottom" of another dastardly plot.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21But what of Baron Greenback?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Uh-oh... - BURP!

0:10:26 > 0:10:27I'm free!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Stiletto, swim for it!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Thus ends this week's adventure,

0:10:32 > 0:10:35a thrilling tale that kept us on the edge of our...

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Oh, not again!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Erm... Please don't tell them I was playing games at work.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41It won't happen again, ever.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43OK, starting now.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47# He's the greatest

0:10:47 > 0:10:49# He's fantastic

0:10:49 > 0:10:51# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

0:10:51 > 0:10:53# Danger Mouse

0:10:54 > 0:10:56# Danger Mouse

0:10:57 > 0:11:02# Danger Mouse! #

0:11:04 > 0:11:06BOOM!