There's No Place Like Greenback

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0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:15- # He's the ace - Ace

0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Danger Mouse

0:00:26 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #

0:00:38 > 0:00:42In a world where brooding clouds of evil are made even

0:00:42 > 0:00:44scarier by an orchestra doing this...

0:00:44 > 0:00:46HORN BLAST

0:00:46 > 0:00:49..one mighty terror, horrifying beyond all comprehension,

0:00:49 > 0:00:52defiles the sky.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55A floating Baron Greenback bouncy house?

0:00:55 > 0:00:56Ooh, I'm so scared(!)

0:00:56 > 0:00:57You should be.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Inside this inflatable me

0:00:59 > 0:01:02is enough memory-wiping gas to cause total amnesia in London.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Then I shall...

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Yay! Ha-hey!

0:01:05 > 0:01:09Stop it! I'm explaining my plan and I was really on a roll.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10- Sorry.- Yes, boss.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Once the people have lost their memories,

0:01:12 > 0:01:16I will convince them that I am and have always been their leader.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Mua-ha-ha-ha!

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Ah!

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Wah!

0:01:26 > 0:01:30- Did someone call for Danger Mouse? - Ooh, bouncy castle! Can we go?

0:01:30 > 0:01:31- Can we?- I insist, Penfold.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Yippee!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37You find the controls, I'll deal with the goons.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Wha...?

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Ah!

0:01:49 > 0:01:52I knew that bouncy castle combat training would come in handy.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Chief, you better look at this.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Careful, it's booby-trapped.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02One false move and this giant gas-filled toad

0:02:02 > 0:02:05will explode like a viral internet twerking cat video.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Oh, good one, Chief, very hip references for the kids.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11#Thanks. Now, the only way to deactivate it is to get the code

0:02:11 > 0:02:13and that would be...

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Good grief, Baron, don't you ever tidy up? What a mess!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Baron?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Hello. Who are you? Who am I?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29And what is cheese?

0:02:32 > 0:02:35My tests show that these contained a mind-deleting gas.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37One whiff and you forget everything.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Why is my skin clean?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42It appears the Baron accidently inhaled his own noxious gas.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- He-he-he!- 'Oh, grow up.'

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Professor, we must recover the baron's memory

0:02:47 > 0:02:51so we can get the code to stop that giant gas bag from exploding.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Good heavens, maybe it already has and I forgot!

0:02:54 > 0:02:57There is a chance we could reboot the baron's memory by taking him

0:02:57 > 0:02:59back to his childhood home.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Well, he's Baron von Greenback, which means "from Greenback".

0:03:03 > 0:03:05How in the world are we supposed to know where that is?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08'Erm, has anyone got a map?'

0:03:08 > 0:03:10This looks like the place, Chief!

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Well, Baron, this look familiar? Here's a hint - you grew up here.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- I was a boy here?- Yes, that's what "you grew up here" means.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Now, give us the code.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Danger Mouse, restoring someone's memory is a painstaking operation.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30You're going to have to be gentle and patient.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Whee!- Chief!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35I can fly!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Ugh, I can't believe I've got to spend the whole day

0:03:37 > 0:03:38looking at that face.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42- Hello.- Argh!- Crumbs!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45We are the villagers of Greenback. Welcome!

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Do you always speak at the same time?

0:03:47 > 0:03:48No!

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Sometimes.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52This is nice. Familiar, even. May I see more?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Look, Baron, a traditional sausage festival.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02This must trigger some kind of memory.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03I THINK I'm remembering.

0:04:06 > 0:04:11I think he's getting worse. It's a mouth sausage, not a nose sausage!

0:04:12 > 0:04:16Laugh, laugh, laugh, chuckled some.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18That was odd, giggle, giggle.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Runaway sausage! Look out!

0:04:21 > 0:04:24The baron!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Wow, how did you do that?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Erm, strong muscles from making sausages.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Our guests are saved!

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Cheer, cheer! Oh, sigh of relief.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Strange, that reminds me of something.- Yes?

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- It reminds me that I want another sausage.- Oh.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I don't blame him, Chief, they're delicious.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51I've had 18 kinds of sausage and it's not even lunchtime.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Does anyone have a glass of water?

0:04:53 > 0:04:58No water! Apologies. Relaxed pose, smile, go about your day.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Rather a bossy lot, Penfold. Let's keep looking. Penfold?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Got any mustard?

0:05:05 > 0:05:09While our heroes are stuck with the strange sausage-loving

0:05:09 > 0:05:14toads of Greenback, a dark shadow is making its way toward London.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Hurry, Danger Mouse!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17The professor said that

0:05:17 > 0:05:19if we found his childhood home, we might jog his memory.

0:05:19 > 0:05:24I found Mr Grumbles! Oh, I've missed you.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27JINGLE PLAYS

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Professor.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Now you've found his home, you have to make him feel like a child again.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Can you believe it? They're expecting us to mother the baron!

0:05:34 > 0:05:38- BELL TINKLES - Tea's ready, Greeny Weeny.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Mmm, tasty!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47HE BURPS

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Eurgh...

0:05:53 > 0:05:54Colonel K, look!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Good heavens, that spider is huge.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Security, to the lab, and bring a rolled-up newspaper.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Not the spider, Colonel, the bouncy Baron!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Crikey, even the spider's scared!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Great Scott! What are you doing?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19He was playing with sausages all day and he's filthy.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Aren't you? Yes, you are!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24What the...? Where's Danger Mouse?

0:06:24 > 0:06:25There's no water in the tap

0:06:25 > 0:06:29so Daddy Greenback has popped out to get some for Greeny Weeny's bath.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30What, a bath? You

0:06:30 > 0:06:33do realise there's a massive gas balloon about to

0:06:33 > 0:06:34wreak havoc on London?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36- BARON SOBS - There, there, there.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39The nasty old man didn't mean to shout.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Grr! Argh!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43WOLF HOWLS

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Ha!

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Hmm? Um, don't suppose there's any water?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55No! Water is bad. There's no water.

0:06:55 > 0:07:00Apologies. Relaxed pose, smile, go about your day.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04I'm 98% sure there's something weird going on here.

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Hmm....

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Laugh, laugh, small talk, laugh.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Care for a drink?

0:07:14 > 0:07:15DANGER MOUSE GASPS

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Aha! Greenback robots.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24But that means Greenback's been tricking us, and that means...

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Penfold!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31ENGINE REVS

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Look out, Penfold, the baron hasn't lost his memory at all.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Huh?

0:07:54 > 0:07:57This whole village is a robot-stuffed fake.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Ah! Baron, is this true?

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Come on, tell us - we won't be cross.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Oh, give it a rest, Baron! I just caught you attacking Penfold.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Oh, fine, yes, it's all been a delightfully complex

0:08:08 > 0:08:12and devious plan to rule the world, which, as you know, is my "thing".

0:08:12 > 0:08:14PENFOLD CRIES

0:08:14 > 0:08:16I don't know.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19You try to do your best for them and what do they give you in return?

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Nothing but heartache.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23There! See what you've done to your mother...

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- To Penfold? - RUMBLING

0:08:28 > 0:08:30You're too late.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Mama, Papa, I'm leaving home - forever!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37PENFOLD CRIES

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Pull yourself together, Penfold.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45We have a mob of robot Greenbacks to fight off.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47If only we had some water...

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Actually, Penfold, DON'T pull yourself together.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Keep thinking about your ickle-wickle Baron,

0:08:52 > 0:08:54all alone out there in the world.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Oh, he thinks he's so grown up!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Yes! And, worst of all, he forgot to take...

0:09:00 > 0:09:02- Mr Grumbles! - BEAR SQUEAKS

0:09:04 > 0:09:07PENFOLD CONTINUES TO WEEP

0:09:08 > 0:09:09My baby's gone!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15THEY LAUGH

0:09:15 > 0:09:18BEEPING

0:09:18 > 0:09:21KLAXON WAILS

0:09:21 > 0:09:23IT SNIFFS

0:09:24 > 0:09:27IT WHISTLES

0:09:27 > 0:09:28DOORBELL RINGS

0:09:28 > 0:09:32Oh, I'd better answer that. It could be the new moustache comb I ordered.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Can Danger Mouse and Penfold escape the Greenbacks of Greenback

0:09:36 > 0:09:37in time to save the city

0:09:37 > 0:09:39from Greenback and his inflatable Greenback?

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Yes, they can.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44Give up, Danger Mouse. There is no way to stop the gas cloud.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Soon, all the brains of London will be wiped clean, allowing me to...

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Look, I hate having to explain it all again.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53I'll be ruler of the world, so there!

0:09:53 > 0:09:57- Don't speak to your father like that!- Penfold, ssh.- Sorry, darling!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00You're right, Baron. But, first, fancy a sausage?

0:10:02 > 0:10:06I don't like where this is going at all. Curse you, Danger Mouse!

0:10:06 > 0:10:08BEEP!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18NOOOOOOOO!

0:10:21 > 0:10:22You've been a very naughty boy.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Now, I want you to sit there and think about what you've done.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Aaaaaah!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Bravo, DM!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32But now you've caught the Baron, what are you going to do with him?

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Leave that to me, Colonel.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37I have an idea what to do with all those empty gas canisters.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40- MANY VOICES: - There's no place like home.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Huh?- There's no place like home. - HE GASPS

0:10:43 > 0:10:46There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Waaaah!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Join us next week for a slightly simpler story,

0:10:50 > 0:10:52entitled Danger Mouse Reads A Book.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56# He's the greatest

0:10:56 > 0:10:57# He's fantastic

0:10:57 > 0:11:00# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

0:11:00 > 0:11:03# Danger Mouse

0:11:03 > 0:11:06# Danger Mouse

0:11:06 > 0:11:11# Danger Mouse! #