0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Danger Mouse
0:00:26 > 0:00:32# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:39London.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41The city that never sleeps.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Although, it does sometimes like to have a lie down with its eyes shut
0:00:44 > 0:00:46at night, when it's time for bed.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50But while the city slumbers, a hero stands guard.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Danger Mouse.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Commence Operation Surprise-Blow-Out.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56It's the middle of the night.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Penfold, shush.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Did you find the top-secret equipment?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02CRASHING AND SMASHING
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Found it.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06What are you doing?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Night training. Very important.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Well, stop it.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12It's keeping me awake and tomorrow is the big day.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Why? What's tomorrow?
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- You've forgotten? - Forgotten what?
0:01:17 > 0:01:18The thing you promised to remember.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21I don't remember promising to remember anything. Do you, Penfold?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23You have forgotten!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25What? The thing we had to remember,
0:01:25 > 0:01:27or promising to remember not forget it.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Or was it promising to forget to remember not to remember to forget?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33UNBELIEVABLE!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36MUSIC: Happy Birthday To You
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Do you think she knows about the surprise birthday party?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42No, Penfold. She's completely in the dark.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47I'm going back to bed.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51The upgraded grappling gun. It's nice to be given things, isn't it?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Hm, not sure about the colour.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58There's nothing wrong with the colour.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Try this, it's an emotion detector.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03It might be useful since you're unable to gauge people's feelings!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I can tell what people are feeling.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09You're tetchy because I'm right about the colour of the gun.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14I'm reading high levels of resentment from the lab.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Relax, Penfold. It wouldn't be a proper surprise party if she didn't
0:02:17 > 0:02:19feel dejected and forgotten first.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Are sure this is a good idea? Remember what happened last year...
0:02:24 > 0:02:27So, where are you taking me for my birthday?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- The theatre?- Nope. - The opera?- Nope.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32A surprise attack on Dr Loocifer's sewer base.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Sorry, did you say it was someone's birthday?
0:02:39 > 0:02:40SHE SCREAMS
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Penfold, everyone likes a surprise.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48If you say so, Chief.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Argh.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Odd... The detector's picking up surprise combined with excitement.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Hi-yah!
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Argh!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Crumbs, well done, Chief.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11It's a gift. An evil robot gift, but who from?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Ah, yes. About that...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15DM, this is deadly serious.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17You could have fooled me, sir.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18We are under attack!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Don't worry, Colonel. Carry on with party preparations.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27We'll sort this out and be back in time for cake.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Erm, about the presents...
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Yes, robotic gifts are terrorising the planet.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35No birthday is safe.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Not even royal birthdays.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Hi-yah.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Hundredth birthdays.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Or narrator's birthdays.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Oh, a parcel. PAPER TEARING
0:03:51 > 0:03:52BEEPING
0:03:52 > 0:03:54LASER SHOT Argh!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59If only we knew who sent them.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- I bought all the ones for the Professor.- Penfold...
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- I did try and tell you, chief. - Wait, what do you mean all of them?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07It was buy one, get 10 free.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10And you know how I like a bargain.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Hm. Suspiciously good value. I just hope we haven't missed the party.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Where is everyone?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Not more night training.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- ALL:- Surprise!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Ah-hh!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Heh... Ho...
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Happy birthday...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Professor... Hm.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31This is the best day.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Argh!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42The emotion detector is picking up high levels
0:04:42 > 0:04:45of outrage and disbelief from the Professor.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Hm. Must be broken. Now, where did you buy those evil robo-presents?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51From a shop! I don't remember the name.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Something to do with frogs?
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Ooh, new signal.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57A large concentration of birthday-related bitterness.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Really? Where exactly?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01That's the place, Chief.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02The Hoppy Birthday Company.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Someone in there really hates birthdays.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Hm, maybe enough to ruin every birthday in the world.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Excellent, Stiletto. My plan is working perfectly.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Si, Barone. You're a real big party pooper.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Huge, stinky pooper.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19What did you call me?
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Oh, look, Danger Mouse.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Destroy him.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Huh?
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Oh, carrots.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Hold on.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Now that every birthday has been ruined,
0:05:35 > 0:05:38we can begin phase two.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41How about moving into a prison cell instead?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Danger Mouse! How nice of you to join the party.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47I hope you've enjoyed my robot presents and killer cards.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Enjoyed defeating them, you mean.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I... Sorry, did you say killer cards?
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Oh, yes.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Penfold, you didn't... - They were on special offer!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Hold on for just one second.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Eeep!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Why would he...organise a party and then DESTROY all my presents?!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10DM's never done a nasty thing in his life.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12ENGINE SCREECHES
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Of course, there's a first time for everything.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18HE PANTS
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Ruining people's birthdays is pretty mean, Baron. Even for you.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Mean? I never had a happy birthday.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- NERO SQUEAKS - Why should anyone else?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34But this birthday will be different.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Everyone will know how it feels to have a rotten time.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42With my robot gifts, killer cards and exploding birthday cakes,
0:06:42 > 0:06:44I, Baron Silas von...
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Sorry to interrupt, what was that about exploding cakes?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56OK, carry on.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58And so, I Baron Greenback
0:06:58 > 0:07:02will give myself the greatest present in the world.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Book tokens.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- The world itself. - PENFOLD GASPS
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Not if I stop you first, Greenback.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09And how will you do that...
0:07:09 > 0:07:10from inside a balloon?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16THEY SCREAM
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Come, Nero. Let's start wrapping my present.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21NERO LAUGHS
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Ah. Urgh.- Ooh.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Ee-urgh.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Oh, it's no good, Penfold. The rubber's unpunchable.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38If only we had something sharp.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39POP!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41THEY SCREAM
0:07:42 > 0:07:44I think I preferred it in green.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47I realised that even you wouldn't mess up my birthday
0:07:47 > 0:07:49that badly without a good reason.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52You can trust us - every single action is part of
0:07:52 > 0:07:55a carefully-planned crime-fighting strategy...
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Ooh, jelly.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Careful, Penfold. I think this party food might be bad for you.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Mmmm! Mmmm!
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Be very careful.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07My guess is everything in this factory's deadly.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Apart from the chairs.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Musical chairs.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Argh!
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Head for the cake.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I hope it's friendlier than the jelly.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25AH-H-HH!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Penfold!
0:08:27 > 0:08:28It's all right, Chief.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31I found this rather convenient tail to hang on to.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Donkey!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37PENFOLD SCREAMS
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Allow me.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45DONKEY BRAYS
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Eek.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01BRAYS ROBOTICALLY
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Wait.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Mm. This isn't even real icing.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08And this isn't a real cake.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10It's a gigantic, cake-shaped computer.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Greenback must be using it to control his birthday robots.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Couldn't he just use an ordinary computer?
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Shush.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20YA-AA-AH.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Woohoo-hoo!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Ohh.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33The control switch. There it is!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Wait, erm... Wha... Oh!
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Oh.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Yippee!
0:09:57 > 0:10:01It's my birthday. I choose the games.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05I can't wait to unwrap it. Not that I ever will.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I'm going to leave it wrapped up forever.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- ALARM SOUNDS - What?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12What's happening?
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Sorry to crash your party, Baron, but I've reprogrammed your robots.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21What?
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Uh-oh.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24BARON SCREAMS
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Do you know what?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30This might actually be my best ever birthday.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Double-check, will you, Penfold.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37She is happy, but she's still planning revenge.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Hm, that's funny.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41The narrator's usually started his summing up by now.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Help! I'm in a parcel! Help!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:10:50 > 0:10:53# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
0:10:53 > 0:10:55# Danger Mouse
0:10:55 > 0:10:59# Danger Mouse
0:10:59 > 0:11:03# Danger Mouse! #