0:00:05 > 0:00:07Chief!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger, he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:16 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:34LOUD BANG
0:00:38 > 0:00:40'Danger Mouse - conqueror of criminals!'
0:00:40 > 0:00:42GIGGLING
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Booey.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47'Danger Mouse - vanquisher of villains.'
0:00:47 > 0:00:50ZOOM
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Argh!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53LOUD BANG
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Aah!
0:00:54 > 0:00:59Penfold - hunter of having a quiet night in.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Well done, me! Woohoo!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04As I was saying, entirely unnecessary villain chases
0:01:04 > 0:01:07are losing the Danger Agency over 200 hours a week!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09And they make me look fantastic.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Do sit down, DM. Good chap.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I give you the very latest in time-saving,
0:01:16 > 0:01:20hi-tech, crime-fighting, super-computer technology!
0:01:22 > 0:01:27She's a beauty. What is it, a time machine, or some such?
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Not that, hang on.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:31 > 0:01:35TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Hooray!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Go, Squawky! Go, Squawky! Get your groove on!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Get your groove on! Go, Squawky!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Yay.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47I don't mean to sound like Mr Gloomypants, Professor,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50but isn't this the same Big Head that went loopy?
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Yes, but I've reprogrammed her to be 14.8% less crazy mad
0:01:54 > 0:01:56and I've given her a COMPLETELY new name!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Big Head Two!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Yay. Hooray.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02HE SIGHS
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Good morning, everyone.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Utilising a global security camera network
0:02:06 > 0:02:08and my patented Skull-A-Scope,
0:02:08 > 0:02:10I can identify criminal brainwaves worldwide.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Ooh, that's handy.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14The criminals are then imprisoned immediately
0:02:14 > 0:02:16by my Roboguards and taken to
0:02:16 > 0:02:18a maximum security super prison facility.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Happy face.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Take the month off, everyone!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Professor Squawkencluck has eradicated crime!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- FANFARE ALL:- Hurrah!
0:02:27 > 0:02:28I don't know about this, Penfold.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Penfold? - ELEVATOR BELL RINGS
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Penfold, what's wrong?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42You're living with a criminal, chief!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Show yourself!
0:02:44 > 0:02:45It's me!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I'm guilty of a terrible crime.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Big Head's going to spot my criminal brainwaves and lock me up!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Penfold, you're not a criminal!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55LOUD EXPLOSION DM SCREAMS
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Penfold, prisoner 236652 -
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- guilty. - SIREN BLARES
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Crumbs!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Chief!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Penfold! N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Professor Squawkencluck, you need to turn off Big Head.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13HE GASPS
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Where is everyone?
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Where they belong -
0:03:16 > 0:03:17in prison.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Prisoner 985647.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23What did the Professor do?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Running a highly dangerous experimental weapons laboratory
0:03:26 > 0:03:27in a residential area.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Danger Moth, prisoner 453342,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33ten years for harassing light bulbs?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Hm, fair enough.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Oh.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Well, at least it's better than a Siberian Gulag.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Believe me, we weren't using toothbrushes there!
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Colonel K, prisoner 2387612 -
0:03:47 > 0:03:48illegal moustache length.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Oh, you're just making crimes up now.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Prisoner 4573496 -
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Danger Mouse.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56HE GASPS
0:03:57 > 0:03:59HE GRUNTS
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Multiple traffic infringements.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I was saving the world!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08And picking up my dry-cleaning.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11'Looks like Danger Mouse has a one-way ticket to the slammer!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13'The clink, the chokey!
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Thesaurus abuse.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17'No, unhand me, what are you doing? Get off me!'
0:04:23 > 0:04:24HE GROWLS
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Good grief!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33The first night's the toughest!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Penfold, pull yourself together. You're not guilty of anything.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Don't worry, sir, I'll have you out of this computer-generated
0:04:42 > 0:04:44nightmare prison in no time.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Sh, comrade, you don't want to end up in the salt mines!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49All prisoners to the cafeteria.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Here's the plan, Penfold.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58You cause a distraction with Danger Moth and the Colonel
0:04:58 > 0:05:00and I'll disable the Roboguards,
0:05:00 > 0:05:02break Squawkencluck into the control centre
0:05:02 > 0:05:04and she can turn off Big Head.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Go!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10OK, Professor. Let's shut this place down.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Professor?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13It's just a glitch, it's just a glitch!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15SHE CRIES
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Hmm, looks like I need a plan B.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Oh.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Huh?
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Uh?
0:05:28 > 0:05:31I've always said your kind belong inside a cage!
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Here you are, Danger Mouse.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35EVIL LAUGH
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I have an escape plan, but I need your help, Baron.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Oh!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42And what makes you think I don't have a plan of my own?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I mean a plan that would work.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47OK, OK, let's hear it.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49'And so with his colleagues out of commission,
0:05:49 > 0:05:51'Danger Mouse teams up with Baron Greenback
0:05:51 > 0:05:54'to escape Big Head's nightmare super prison,
0:05:54 > 0:05:57'leaving me, a complete innocent, incarcerated
0:05:57 > 0:05:58'with only a harmonica.'
0:05:58 > 0:06:00That's my harmonica!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02'Awkward.'
0:06:18 > 0:06:21HE WHISTLES INNOCENTLY
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Wait for it.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Wait for it.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Wait for it!
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Now!
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Oh!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Ooh!
0:06:48 > 0:06:49HE GASPS
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Penfold, come on!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55I'm staying, chief. Prison's my home now.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56How many times do I have to tell you?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58You're not guilty of anything!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I've done things, chief. Bad things.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04When I was a little hamster, I...
0:07:04 > 0:07:07I borrowed my teacher's pencil and...
0:07:07 > 0:07:09forgot to give it back!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11I ran away as far as I could and worked in the Amazon
0:07:11 > 0:07:13teaching orphan trees how to dance.
0:07:13 > 0:07:18TROPICAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:18 > 0:07:22You tried to teach trees to dance because you stole a pencil?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25There's not a day goes by that I don't think about that pencil.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Mainly because...
0:07:27 > 0:07:28it's here!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Argh!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Come on, we haven't got all day!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Come on!- Excuse me! - Sh! Stop it!- Hello!
0:07:39 > 0:07:40SOMEONE FARTS
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- Dr Loo-cifer?- Oh, I see!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Blame the toilet for the poopy sounds!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46HIGH PITCHED SQUEAK
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Yes, it was me.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50HE GASPS FOR AIR
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Siberia? Oh, good grief. I think we could have stopped digging
0:07:53 > 0:07:54a while ago!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Siberia? No, no, no!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Sweet, sweet freedom!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Come on, run!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05LOUD BANG
0:08:07 > 0:08:10There is no escape.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14You have all been very naughty.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Professor, Big Head must have some weakness.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Sorry, she's pretty much perfect.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22No-one's perfect.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Apart from me, obviously. Then again, my escape plan
0:08:24 > 0:08:27didn't work, so maybe I'm not perfect either.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- HE GASPS - Wait, that's it, Professor!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31You're so brilliant, I could kiss you!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Um, she went back to her cell.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38New plan! What we need is a good old-fashioned prison riot.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Now you're talking!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Let's flush this joint away!
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Oh!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Revolution! Freedom for the workers!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Votes for moustaches! Ah!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Oh, crumbs! If anyone needs me, I'll be in my cell
0:08:57 > 0:08:59doing a wordsearch.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Come on, Penfold. We've got a super-computer to bamboozle!
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Big Head...
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I challenge you to...
0:09:10 > 0:09:11a wordsearch puzzle.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17That is no challenge for me. Go away.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Scared, are you? - Big Head does not get scared.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Well, this one does. Doesn't she, Penfold?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Doesn't look very scared... Oh!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Oh, yeah, what a scaredy computer!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29All right, fine. Give me a pencil.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31With pleasure. Penfold?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Tut-tut, handling stolen goods, Big Head?
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Caught you red-handed!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Stolen goods detected!
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Stolen goods detected!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Imprison Big Head, logic overload.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Imprison Big Head, logic overload.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52MACHINE LOSES CONTROL OVER SPEECH
0:09:52 > 0:09:54She's going to blow!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I am the law!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I am the law!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- COLONEL K COUGHS - Mm, yes.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Um, well, well done, team. Carry on.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19'I'm free! I'm free! I'm...'
0:10:19 > 0:10:20MICROPHONE SQUEAKS 'Are we on?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22'Oh, good heavens.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24'So, Danger Mouse once again saves the world
0:10:24 > 0:10:26'and everything is back to normal.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30'I said, everything is back to normal!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Run for it, Stiletto!
0:10:35 > 0:10:36'That's more like it!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39'Join us next week for more liberating adventures of
0:10:39 > 0:10:41'Danger Mouse!'
0:10:44 > 0:10:47# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
0:10:47 > 0:10:50# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:10:50 > 0:10:53# Danger Mouse
0:10:53 > 0:10:56# Danger Mouse
0:10:56 > 0:11:01# Danger Mouse. #
0:11:02 > 0:11:04LOUD BANG