Megahurtz Attacks

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0:00:08 > 0:00:10# He's the greatest

0:00:10 > 0:00:11# He's fantastic

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# He's amazing

0:00:19 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best

0:00:21 > 0:00:22# Danger Mouse

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Danger Mouse. #

0:00:33 > 0:00:34BOOM!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Trapped a million light years

0:00:40 > 0:00:42behind enemy lines,

0:00:42 > 0:00:44the last hope for Planet Earth.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Only one hero stands between us

0:00:46 > 0:00:49and an unstoppable evil force.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Penfold?

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Doesn't look good for Planet Earth, does it?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Anyway, who can this enemy be?

0:00:57 > 0:01:00It is none other than...

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Megahurtz.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Destroy Penfold.

0:01:16 > 0:01:17PENFOLD SQUEALS

0:01:17 > 0:01:19MEGAHURTZ ROARS

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Perfect.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40POP

0:01:42 > 0:01:44FOOTSTEPS THUMP

0:01:53 > 0:01:54MEGAHURTZ GROWLS

0:01:54 > 0:01:56FOOTSTEPS CONTINUE

0:01:59 > 0:02:01PENFOLD SQUEALS

0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Come on, Penfold!- He's not going to get his Danger Agent Grade II

0:02:04 > 0:02:06badge this way, I'm afraid.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10Ooh. That's lovely.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Looks like we'll have to send him back to the stationery department.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Less dangerous, although those paper cuts can be vicious.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20HE SHOUTS

0:02:20 > 0:02:22I hadn't finished repairing it.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Penfold could do with a hand...

0:02:25 > 0:02:29Or even better - a screwdriver.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41PENFOLD CONTINUES TO SQUEAL

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Cor. I did it.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Hee, hee!

0:02:46 > 0:02:48He survived?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50I mean, hurrah! He survived.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Well done, Penfold.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Well, you know, I've always had it in me. Bit of a closet hero.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Don't like to show off.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Huh?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05SHE SCREAMS

0:03:05 > 0:03:06I will not be defeated.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09I am designed for epic victory.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Hand over the nube!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13- That's not going to happen. - I've got this, Chief.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Look here, Megaburps!

0:03:15 > 0:03:16No, Penfold, let me.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20No problem. This Danger Agent, Grade II, defeated him once

0:03:20 > 0:03:21and he can do it again.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22You're being rude

0:03:22 > 0:03:25and if there's one thing I can't stand, it's...

0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Brussel sprouts?- ..rudeness!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Destroy Penfold!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32PENFOLD SQUEALS

0:03:33 > 0:03:35COIN BLEEPS

0:03:35 > 0:03:36BRICKS CRUNCH

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Megahurtz, you're pushing your luck!

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Penfold, I hate to tell you this,

0:03:43 > 0:03:45but you didn't actually

0:03:45 > 0:03:47defeat Megahurtz in the Holo-deck.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53I made the machine go all fritzy and...

0:03:53 > 0:03:56I'm sorry. I thought you'd get squished.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58I can't believe you let me think I did something heroic

0:03:58 > 0:04:01on my own when I didn't.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Penfold, he wants to destroy you

0:04:05 > 0:04:07and that's really bad for your health.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Danger Mouse, slow down.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I've got to find Penfold before Megahurtz turns him into PenFLAT.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16You're going to need some help.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18This is my mess and I'm going to fix it.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20COMPUTER CHIP FANFARE

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Penfold! Perfect. You're just in time to help me go and find you.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Not Penfold. Robo-Penfold.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28He's like the real Penfold, just not as, you know, Penfoldy.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30A robot could never be like Penfold.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- ROBOT VOICE:- I crave your approval.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35I take it back! Okay, Robo-Penfold,

0:04:35 > 0:04:38here's what you need to know - the Mark Four is a car.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Termining Mark Four for rapid exit.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44TYRES SCREECH

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Not bad.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48On-board tracking has located target, Chief Crumbs.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Still a few bugs.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58It would appear he's going to beat us to Penfold's location.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59Jam sandwich?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Robo-Penfold, now is not the time...

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Well, I guess one wouldn't hurt.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Oh!

0:05:06 > 0:05:10That was the best jam sandwich ever!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17LASERS BLAST

0:05:35 > 0:05:38The real Penfold normally screams at times like this.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Sorry, Chief Crumbs.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41ROBO-PENFOLD SCREAMS

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Coordinates reached.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Here? This is a video game store.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49REAL PENFOLD SIGHS

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Come on, Robo-Penfold,

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- we've got to get out of here. - Robo-what?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55You're not Robo-Penfold.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- ROBO-PENFOLD:- Pleased to meet you, Not Robo-Penfold.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Why is there a Robo-me?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02I think the bigger question is why are you sitting in a bin of used

0:06:02 > 0:06:05- video games? - Well, I thought no-one would find me

0:06:05 > 0:06:08if I hid between Ant Farm Challenge and Let's Play Grammar 4.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11There's a Fancy Boy Slap Fight 3?

0:06:11 > 0:06:12You haven't answered my question!

0:06:12 > 0:06:16I was created by Professor Squawkencluck to replace you

0:06:16 > 0:06:18- because she thought you wouldn't pass the...- Butter!

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Would someone pass the butter, please? Good save, DM.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23- REAL PENFOLD SIGHS - I see.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Look, I didn't ask for him.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27I don't even think he's that good.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Brilliant strategising, Robo-Penfold.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34That was the best jam sandwich ever.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Penfold, I...

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Destroy Penfold!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Score Megapoints!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Destroy Pen... Wait. Er...

0:06:42 > 0:06:45We've confused you, Megasquirts!

0:06:45 > 0:06:48There are two Penfolds and you don't know which one is real.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52How will your logic circuits deal with that?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Destroy both Penfolds.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Collect double points!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Not so fast, Megajerks!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01What's with the name-calling?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Megahurtz have feelings, you know.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06To get them, you're going to have to go through me

0:07:06 > 0:07:08and the rest of the people of Earth. You know why?

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Because the world loves Penfold and will do anything to save him.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15He's a real hero.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Megahurtz understand.- Good.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Megahurtz destroy whole world population

0:07:21 > 0:07:23for maximum points score!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Maybe I should've thought that through.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Megahurtz power-up for mega destruction.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Excellent work fixing the car so quickly, Penfold.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40That was Robo-Penfold.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Well, excellent work finding that Megahurtz is

0:07:42 > 0:07:44heading for the London power grid.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Again, Robo-Penfold.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48DANGER MOUSE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Joysticks of Zeus! Look at that!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Now, let's get him.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59And so, Danger Mouse, Penfold and Robo-Penfold race through

0:07:59 > 0:08:03the London power station, but will they get to Megahurtz before

0:08:03 > 0:08:05he sucks all the electricity from Britain

0:08:05 > 0:08:07and turns us all into pixels?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Chief, he'll be too powerful. How do you expect to beat him?

0:08:14 > 0:08:18The same way I did before, Penfold. With this.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Look out, Chief!

0:08:24 > 0:08:26CRUNCHING SOUND

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Stuck. It's down to you two to stop Megatwerp. Hurry.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Ooh, eck!- Come on, Penfold.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40The main cut-off to the plant is just over there.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Crumbs!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Oh, it's game over, isn't it?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47MEGAHURTZ ROARS

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Yum, Yum.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Electronic goodness.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Not even remotely game over.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18MEGAHURTZ ROARS

0:09:18 > 0:09:20No!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Chief Crumbs!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Ha!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32PRESSURE GAUGE HISSES

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- He's going to blow, Chief. - Where's Robo-Penfold?- He's...

0:09:45 > 0:09:48puddling about back there. Let's get out of here.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51All right. Help me with my leg.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53LASERS BLAST

0:09:53 > 0:09:56I can't do it. Oh, I'm sorry, Chief. I'm not a hero.

0:09:56 > 0:10:01That's it, Penfold. Revolting but keep sweating.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Brilliant, Penfold. Now, it's time to get Megahurtz.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06No. Now it's time to run away!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09I'm sorry... I'm not familiar with the term.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Chief!

0:10:10 > 0:10:15Although I am familiar with tactical retreats. Run!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17HUGE EXPLOSION

0:10:17 > 0:10:20COINS BEEP

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Shame, really.- He was a massive killing machine.- Yes.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28But I still had a whole lot of names to call him - Megadorks, Megaputz,

0:10:28 > 0:10:29that kind of thing.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32And so, this week ends with another high score for our heroes,

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Danger Mouse and Penfold,

0:10:34 > 0:10:38but is it really game over for Robo-Penfold?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Eek!- No, I didn't think so.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Ah.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46# He's the greatest

0:10:46 > 0:10:47# He's fantastic

0:10:47 > 0:10:50# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

0:10:50 > 0:10:53# Danger Mouse

0:10:53 > 0:10:55# Danger Mouse

0:10:55 > 0:10:58# Danger Mouse. #

0:11:02 > 0:11:04BOOM