0:00:08 > 0:00:10# He's the greatest
0:00:10 > 0:00:11# He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# He's the ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# He's amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Danger Mouse. #
0:00:33 > 0:00:34LOUD EXPLOSION
0:00:38 > 0:00:42London, Saturday morning and the world's greatest secret agent,
0:00:42 > 0:00:44as voted for by readers of Super-spy Magazine
0:00:44 > 0:00:46gets in a rigorous workout...
0:00:46 > 0:00:48playing ping-pong?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Faster.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Ha!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Oh, crumbs!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Help!
0:00:59 > 0:01:03You know what this reminds me of, Penfold? The day we met.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Um, do you mind having the flashback
0:01:05 > 0:01:07after you've saved me, Chief?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Chief?
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Trainees, this is the final test before you become Danger Agents.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17I call it the "Danger Agent Final Test".
0:01:21 > 0:01:23ALLIGATOR SNARLS
0:01:23 > 0:01:25SAWS WHIRR
0:01:25 > 0:01:26TRAINEES GULP HE SLURPS
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Hmm. It all looks a little easy.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Balderdash! You just try it and see.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34BLOWS WHISTLE
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Not very tiring.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44TRAINEE SCREAMS
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Hmm. Looks more fun down there.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Hello. I'd like to register my invention -
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Penfold's Self-sharpening Pencil.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Hello. I'd like to register my invention -
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Penfold's Self-sharpening Pencil.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Hello. I'd like to... - PENFOLD SQUEALS
0:02:04 > 0:02:06So, when does this difficult test start exactly?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Help!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Nice twist, Colonel. I didn't see that coming.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20PENFOLD SQUEALS
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Congratulations, Colonel. We'll take the job.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Excellent! But wait a second... What do you mean "we?"
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Well, it wasn't any fun without... What's your name?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35P-P...P-P-P-P-Penfold!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Right. I'll do it, but only if you hire P-P P-P-P-P-P Penfold.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40That's settled, then. Welcome to the Agency, Penfold.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43The name's Mouse, Danger Mouse.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Good times, eh, Penfold?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Penfold?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51That flashback took so long, I had to call the firemen!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53GLASS SMASHES
0:02:53 > 0:02:57DM! Isambard Kingkong Brunel has invented something totally useless
0:02:57 > 0:02:59and set it loose on the city.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01You and what's-his-name get there, ASAP.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Penfold, to the Danger Car!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Isambard Kingkong Brunel presents the latest
0:03:09 > 0:03:13in garbage-collecting technology, Trash Tornado.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16One pass through your neighbourhood and you'll be saying,
0:03:16 > 0:03:18"Thank you, Trash Tornado."
0:03:18 > 0:03:21MAN SCREAMS
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Never trust a villain's infomercial. Take the wheel, Penfold.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Oh, I hate it when you say that.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Incredible. It was created using the most magnificently devious
0:03:33 > 0:03:36mathematical computer modelling ever.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Luckily, I've got one of these.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Meanwhile, Kingkong Brunel works on his next invention -
0:03:49 > 0:03:52the Trash Tornado Blueprint Shredder.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54That's not funny.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57How will the world ever see the brain-boggling genius
0:03:57 > 0:04:01of my inventions if Danger Mouse is always there to ruin everything?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Liquid TV, switch off.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07BELLS CHIME MONKEY CHATTERING
0:04:07 > 0:04:09My time machine!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12All I have to do is stop Danger Mouse ever becoming a secret agent.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18MONKEY CHATTERING
0:04:18 > 0:04:20When does this difficult test start exactly?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22PENFOLD SQUEALS
0:04:23 > 0:04:25SQUEALING CONTINUES
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Ahem. Hello. I'd like to register my invention.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Ha-ha!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- I am...- A crazy inventor-villain from the future
0:04:36 > 0:04:39who's come back in time to stop me joining the agency.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Yes. Thank you so much for ruining my dramatic entrance.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Borrow your hat, Colonel?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57I just hope that villain's meddling with time hasn't set off
0:04:57 > 0:04:59a chain of events that has radically changed the future.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- What?- That wasn't a hat.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06ALARM GOES OFF
0:05:06 > 0:05:09My alarm! Penfold! Why did you let me oversleep?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Ah. There you are, Danger Mouse. What's that on your head?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Yesterday's breakfast.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I think my assistant might be on strike.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24What are you talking about, DM? You don't have an assistant.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27You know, Penfold? Hamster. Quite short. Says "crumbs" a lot.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Stop daydreaming, DM. We've got an emergency.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Kingkong Brunel's invented something totally useless
0:05:32 > 0:05:34and set it loose on the city.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Penfold, to the Danger Car.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Car keys? Oh.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Isambard Kingkong Brunel presents
0:05:42 > 0:05:45the latest in garbage-collecting technology -
0:05:45 > 0:05:47litter Liquidiser.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50It's fast, efficient and friendly.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52One pass through your neighbourhood
0:05:52 > 0:05:55and you'll be saying, "Thank you, Whatever-you're-called!"
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Calculating up-draft.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Who forgot to charge my iPatch?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10LITTER LIQUIDISER WHOOSHES
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Going up!
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Brunel, what have you done?!
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Ever since you meddled with the past, Penfold has disappeared.- Yes.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Not what I had planned, but one can't win them all.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26And when I say "one", I mean you.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Now, where is Pen...?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43The world's richest hamster?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Penfold, head of Hamster Corp, is Rich List Magazine's
0:06:46 > 0:06:47worldwide genius of the century.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49What kind of crazy world is this?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I have to find Penfold.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Buy! Buy! Sell! Sell!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Love it at 40. It's an insult at 50.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Lunch is for wimps.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I have no idea what any of this means, but don't tell anyone.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06All right, who ordered the acrobat?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Penfold, it's me, Danger mouse.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11The world's greatest secret agent.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Don't you remember? You're supposed to be my assistant,
0:07:13 > 0:07:16but a time-travelling villain accidently stopped us ever
0:07:16 > 0:07:19meeting and changed the future. I realise this is a lot to take in.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Did you say I was your assistant? - Yeah. You wash up,
0:07:22 > 0:07:24do the ironing, that sort of thing.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I didn't build up my stationary empire
0:07:26 > 0:07:28from one self-sharpening pencil to be anyone's assistant.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Now, where's my Twit-twanging ruler?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Stiletto? What are you doing here?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48I am Mr Penfold's assistant, of course.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Is that a time machine?- Yes.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54The boss uses it to make sure he is never late for his meetings.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57So, just a small part for me this week then, eh?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Hurry, Stiletto. I was due at the billionaire's convention
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- last Tuesday. - TIME MACHINE WHIRRS
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Wait. What are you doing in here?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Oh, just taking another trip down memory lane.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11So, when does this difficult test start exactly?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13PENFOLD SQUEALS
0:08:13 > 0:08:15PENFOLD CONTINUES TO SQUEAL
0:08:18 > 0:08:21You can't meet Danger Mouse!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27PENFOLD CONTINUES TO SQUEAL
0:08:27 > 0:08:30You're going to meet me if it's the last thing I do.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Oh, no, I'm not!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Ooh, eck. Oh, no.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- What's going on?- Not a clue.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48You know, my horoscope predicted this perfectly.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51And they call me crazy!
0:08:51 > 0:08:55I've had it with you lot.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56All right, future Penfold,
0:08:56 > 0:08:59maybe I don't have the right to stop you being rich and successful.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03I'll just have to manage on my own. We did have some fun, though.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07But I'm a billionaire - that's like a millionaire but with a B.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10I get to have whatever I want - yachts, time machines...
0:09:10 > 0:09:12more yachts.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Friends?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Don't really have a lot of time for friends.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Sounds nice, actually.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Pst! Off you go. You've got a lifelong friend to make.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- PENFOLD SQUEALS - Help.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Crikey!
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- But... - CAR HORN BEEPS
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Car keys were where they always are.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Honestly, Chief, I don't know what you'd do without me!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- Penfold!- Wha...?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00My iPatch is fully charged.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Of course it is. I mean, what do you think I do all day?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04And why did you want me to bring this along?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06You'll see. Good to have you back, Penfold.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Things weren't the same without you.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Quick, take the wheel.- Oh, crumbs!
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Now, Penfold, ping-pong me.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20LITTER LIQUIDISER CREEKS
0:10:20 > 0:10:25Curse you, Danger Mouse!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27LARGE BOOM
0:10:29 > 0:10:31MONKEY NOISES
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Crikey, we're lucky, Chief.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Messing around with time travel could have
0:10:38 > 0:10:40changed the future in all sorts of strange ways.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I'm going to pretend I didn't see any of that.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48DINOSAUR ROARS
0:10:50 > 0:10:51# He's the greatest
0:10:51 > 0:10:52# He's fantastic
0:10:52 > 0:10:55# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:10:55 > 0:10:58# Danger mouse
0:10:58 > 0:11:01# Danger Mouse
0:11:01 > 0:11:04# Danger Mouse. #
0:11:07 > 0:11:10BOOM