0:00:03 > 0:00:05Go!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Agggh!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest he's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- # He's amazing! - Amazing
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest he's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Danger Mouse
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Danger Mouse! #
0:00:37 > 0:00:41You're finished, Penfold. The worm has turned.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42What's this?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Have our two heroes fallen out?
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Is this the end of our dynamic duo?
0:00:47 > 0:00:51Will somebody please think of the children?!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Oh, they're playing battle canoes.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Kaboom!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57You've sunk my aircraft carrier canoe.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Why do you always have to win, chief?- I don't have to win...
0:01:01 > 0:01:03CHEERING
0:01:05 > 0:01:07WEEPING
0:01:07 > 0:01:10..it's just what happens when you're the best.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12It might be nice if someone else won for a change.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Unfortunately, for that to happen
0:01:13 > 0:01:17- I'd have to lose and, well, let's face it - I can't.- Hmm!
0:01:17 > 0:01:22DM, it's time to explain your mission. Uploading dossier.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Activate iPatch.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Chief. Chief...!- Shush!
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Agggh!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35According to Intel, the Baron has information
0:01:35 > 0:01:37that could destroy the world.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Danger Sheep went to infiltrate his secret hideaway
0:01:40 > 0:01:42but we've lost contact.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Agggh!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- So we're the rescue party.- Aggh!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49I don't know why you just didn't send a winner in the first place.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Phew! Agggh!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Aggggh!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Your mission is to rescue Danger Sheep...
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Agggh!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02..and disrupt whatever it is the Baron's up to.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04You can rely on me and Penfold.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05WEEPING
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Probably more me than him but we come as a pair.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:10 > 0:02:14The creepy music suggests that this must be the Baron's secret hideout.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16SCREAMING
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Baaagh! Baaagh!- Huh, Danger Sheep!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23They must be torturing him. The villains!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Baaaghh! Baaaagh!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31A bit lower. Ah, yes, that's the spot.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Danger Sheep, what's going on?!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Danger Sheep, sorry, no. I am...
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- FRENCH ACCENT:- Dangerous Sheep...
0:02:38 > 0:02:39..from France.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Whoa! Is this how all villains live? - Disgusting, isn't it?
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Yeah, it's disgusting. Now beat it, DM, before you blow my cover.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Fellow villains, it is my pleasure to welcome you...
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Speak up!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Fellow villains... - Louder!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Fellow...!- Too loud!
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Look, all I wanted to say is that one of you jerks
0:03:08 > 0:03:13- will be my new henchman. - Hey, some of us jerks are female!
0:03:13 > 0:03:18Aggh! My new henchperson will have lifetime membership
0:03:18 > 0:03:20to my villainous hideaway.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23And this...
0:03:25 > 0:03:29The details of every villainous plan for the next 104 episodes.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34With it you will be able to master the underworld!
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Or bring it down. - The competition will begin today.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41May the best villain win.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Did he say, "Win?"
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- GERMAN ACCENT:- Hello, I am Viscount Victor von Vicious.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51No-one else stands a chance,
0:03:51 > 0:03:54so you may as well give me that data stick now.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- No.- Fine, whatever.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00I will win.... Vin any vay.
0:04:00 > 0:04:05Task one - you are to travel to the four corners of the world.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08There you will demonstrate the one thing that separates
0:04:08 > 0:04:11the good-bad guys from the bad-bad guys. Yes!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:21 > 0:04:25HE INHALES
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29SIGHING
0:04:31 > 0:04:34One point for the sheepy.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Task two - London.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Break through the toughest security in the world
0:04:39 > 0:04:42and rob the Bank of England.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48SCREAMING
0:04:55 > 0:04:58FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:00 > 0:05:03One Bank of England. I think you'll find that I, Dan...
0:05:03 > 0:05:08I, Viscount Victor von Vicious was victorious!
0:05:08 > 0:05:13Huh! Any self-respecting villain would have kept it all for himself.
0:05:13 > 0:05:19Also, Dangerous Sheep stole all the money when you weren't looking!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24What a loser!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27CREEPY LAUGHTER
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Ah, Penfold, you're rubbish at competitions.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46How do you cope with losing day in, day out?
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Oh, I'm just naturally talented that way.- Well, I'm not. I need to win.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53It doesn't really matter if you lose.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I'll pretend you didn't say that, Penfold.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Huh, fine, but you're going about this all wrong.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00It's a villains' competition.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03You don't win by being the best, you win by cheating.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04I could never cheat!
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Well, then, think of it as winning at the game of cheating.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Interesting.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12You could justify any immoral activity that way. I'll do it!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- BOTH:- Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16DM! We've had a report that...
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Were you both, "Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haing?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- BOTH:- No.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24You can't pull the wool over my knees. You've gone rogue!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I'm sending a rescue party for the rescue party
0:06:27 > 0:06:29and putting another rescue party on standby. K out!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33If I'm going to cheat, I'm going to have to do it quickly.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36The final task - competitors must...
0:06:36 > 0:06:38HE SQUEAKS
0:06:38 > 0:06:40The final test is...
0:06:40 > 0:06:43To steal a melon and here it is, I win.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47I think you'll find the final task is a lot more fiendish than that.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- Stiletto! - So task three was steal the moon,
0:06:51 > 0:06:55but someone's changed a moon to melon with a crayon.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59That was me. I cheated. Ha-ha! So I think you'll find I'm the winner.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Here's your mallet, Baron.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06- What mallet? Stiletto?- Someone just changed melon to mallet!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Ah, that would be me.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Ah, by virtue of being the last competitor to cheat,
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Dangerous Sheep is the winner!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Ha, you loser.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- Chief, you've gone a funny colour. - Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26No, no, no, no!
0:07:30 > 0:07:34I've never seen such an incredibly bad loser.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38And being a bad loser is THE essential trait of a henchman.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40We have another winner!
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- Oh, whoops! - We can't have two winners, Barone.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51You're right, Stiletto, there is only one way to settle this -
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- a final task.- Mwa-ha-ha!
0:07:53 > 0:07:57A deadly swimming pool battle slam!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59It doesn't look very deadly.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Yep, that's a lot better.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Baaa!- Good luck, Danger Sheep. Let's have a fair fight.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- He's Danger Mouse. - GASPING
0:08:13 > 0:08:18He can't be a henchman, so I win.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Well, he's Danger Sheep. - GASPING
0:08:21 > 0:08:25- So he can't win either. - Who cares about the competition?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28I've got Danger Mouse and Danger Sheep at my mercy.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:33 > 0:08:38- Now fight!- Looks like now we both lose.- This has got to stop.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- We're Danger Agents and we have to start acting like it.- Another trick.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44No trick. I've got a plan to get us out of this.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47I'm relying on you to do the right thing for a change.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52Follow my lead. I, Danger Mouse, lose.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Yes, I have defeated Danger Mouse!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58No, you didn't defeat me - I chose to lose.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- So what?- So you didn't win. Thus, I win by losing.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06So if Danger Sheep beat me and if I beat the Baron, ipso facto,
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Danger Sheep beat the Baron and is now the head of villainy hideaway.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Result!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15So Danger Sheep can banish anyone he wants.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Right, I banish the Baron.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Get him of here!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Huh? Agggh!
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Agggggghhhh!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30And now Danger Sheep will dismantle this haven of evil.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Right, Danger Sheep? Danger Sheep?
0:09:33 > 0:09:38- Oh, no!- I am your new leader and I command you to party!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Oh, yeah! - FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:43 > 0:09:47First I'll rule this villainous hideaway and then the world.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49You'll have to go through me first.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I've already beaten you once on my own, Danger Mouse.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55It'll be even easier with all my new minions and allies.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- That's true, but then I've got a few allies of my own.- What's that noise?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Bad show, Danger Sheep.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Oh, Colonel, this isn't how it looks.
0:10:10 > 0:10:15We had a plan, didn't we, Danger Mouse? Tell him. Go on, tell him.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Agggh!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23I think you'll find this rather interesting, Colonel.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28Excellent work, DM. Your dedication and focus to the cause are...
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Oh, a water slide!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Well done, chief. You lost and you didn't freak out at all.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- No, no, I chose to lose. - But you did lose.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40No, it's not quite the same.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43And so by choosing to lose, Danger Mouse wins.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Erm, therefore, he's a losing-winner...
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Or a winning-loser.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Yes, it's a tricky one, isn't it?
0:10:55 > 0:10:56# He's the greatest
0:10:56 > 0:10:58# He's fantastic
0:10:58 > 0:11:00# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:11:00 > 0:11:03# Danger Mouse
0:11:03 > 0:11:06# Danger Mouse
0:11:06 > 0:11:10# Danger Mouse! #