0:00:05 > 0:00:07CHIEF!
0:00:07 > 0:00:08AHHH!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:00:13 > 0:00:15- # He's the ace - The ace
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- # He's amazing - Amazing
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Danger Mouse
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Danger Mouse
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- # Danger Mouse! # - AHHH!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34BANG
0:00:38 > 0:00:42With the whole world at peace, this week's episode of Danger Mouse
0:00:42 > 0:00:45has been replaced by a documentary about cows.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46MOOING
0:00:46 > 0:00:48ATTENBOROUGH IMITATION: These amazing creatures
0:00:48 > 0:00:53roam the countryside eating grass, eating more grass, eat...
0:00:53 > 0:00:55My goodness, they're boring.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Now, that's more like it.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Flying cows,
0:01:01 > 0:01:03vanishing milkmen,
0:01:04 > 0:01:06babies' milk bottles and those annoying cartons
0:01:06 > 0:01:09that are impossible to open! It's a disaster!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Someone is stealing all the milk in the world.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Except soya milk because that tastes like...
0:01:14 > 0:01:16BAA Well, exactly.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24That's a shame, I thought we were having the week off.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27There's never any time off when the Baron's involved,
0:01:27 > 0:01:28he won't get away this time.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32I don't know why we bother catching him. He'll only escape again.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33This time'll be different.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I borrowed Professor Squawkencluck's indestructible handcuffs.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38You mean the highly experimental prototype handcuffs
0:01:38 > 0:01:40she said you absolutely mustn't borrow?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Erm... Maybe.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45And that if you did, she'd post this picture of you on the internet?
0:01:45 > 0:01:46HE SCREAMS
0:01:46 > 0:01:49I won't tell if you won't, Penfold. Now, excuse me while I yodel.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56- # Yo-Yodel-Ay-Yodel-Ay-Ee-Ooo... # - YODELLING ECHOES
0:01:58 > 0:02:00AHH!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Gah!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Ah, that's better. I can see the...
0:02:08 > 0:02:09mountains!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- THUMP - Uh!- Oh...
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- Huh?- Uh-oh.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18You're under arrest, Greenback.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19NERO SCREAMS
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Ah!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Your milk stealing days are over, Baron.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Milk stealing? That wasn't me.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30That was that megalomaniac Monsieur Camembert.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32PENFOLD AND DANGER MOUSE LAUGH
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Oh, come on! A cheesy villain?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37As if we'd stoop THAT low.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Looks like we're facing Cheesemageddon, DM!
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Well, I...suppose there's a first time for everything.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Feast your eyes on this!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48HEAVY FRENCH ACCENT: Hallo-umi, everybody in the world!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Halloumi, get it?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53It's hello, but like the... Aw, forget it.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57My name is Monsieur Henri le Camembert.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00That's right, my little cheeselets.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I'm riding a cow I stole from you.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05COW MOOS PITIFULLY
0:03:05 > 0:03:07But "Why has he done this?" you ask yourselves.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Do it - ask yourselves!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- WORLD POPULATION: - Why has he done this?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15OK, I'll tell you.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I have stolen all your moo cows
0:03:17 > 0:03:21to power my glorious dairy death ray,
0:03:21 > 0:03:28that will turn your world into a ball of stinking cheesy beauty.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Om-nom-nom-nom!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Penfold, to the Danger Car...
0:03:33 > 0:03:37How dare you arrest a poor, innocent toad?
0:03:37 > 0:03:42Si! Now release him so we can go and build another doomsday device.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Ah! Schtum! Loose lips!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Hmm. Keys...keys, keys, keys...
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Oh.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Ah, Professor!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Danger Mouse, have you seen my prototype indestructible handcuffs?
0:03:52 > 0:03:53I can't find them anywhere.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Yes - well, actually...
0:03:56 > 0:03:57They're made of convenientium.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00A metal so rare there wasn't enough left over to make a key.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03If anyone were stupid enough to put them on, they'd be stuck forever.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Anyway, what did you want? - Erm...Nothing.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Love what you've done with the office...?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Hmm.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Convenientium? We'll have these off in a jiffy.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Activate Eye Patch Laser.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18BOOM
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Eep.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22THUD
0:04:22 > 0:04:24We need to hit it with something hard.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27CLANG
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Chief, we don't have time for this! We need to stop Camembert.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Quite right, Penfold.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Baron, you're going to have to help us here.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Help you? Never. Come, Stiletto.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Sorry, Baron, the world needs saving and you're coming with me.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44I'm not allowed to save the world, I'm a villain!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51This is no time for barn-dancing, DM.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Monsieur Camembert's causing a cheesy stink.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56CAMEMBERT CACKLES
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Oui, oui! Adieu!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Who do? You do! Fondue!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06That's it. If we can get that Cheese Ray,
0:05:06 > 0:05:09we can turn these cuffs into Cheddar and eat our way out.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11But HOW do we get it, Chief?
0:05:11 > 0:05:12We make him bring it to us.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14He thinks he's got all the milk in the world.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Well, I happen to know he hasn't. Enjoying your tea, Colonel?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18HE SLURPS LOUDLY
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Yes, thank you. Why do you ask?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Colonel, you never drink tea without milk.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27And I know just where your secret supply is.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Observe.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Oh, sorry. Wrong lever.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36MELLOW MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:43 > 0:05:46TRIUMPHANT CHORUS MUSIC
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Perfect! Now, all we need is a pair of disguises and a news reporter.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51FRENCH MUSIC
0:05:51 > 0:05:53HE CACKLES
0:05:53 > 0:05:54We interrupt this scene
0:05:54 > 0:05:56for a newsflash.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59There's been a fresh milk strike in California. Chief.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- HEAVY AMERICAN ACCENT:- I was just a-digging in the dirt
0:06:01 > 0:06:04when up comes this white fountain.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06I'd struck pure milk.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Isn't that right, Sugarplum? - Sugarplum?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I am the greatest criminal...
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Sugarplum in the world.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16We done started a milk rush!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21More milk? A-ha-ha!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Brie-illiant!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26It's a joke. Oh, forget it!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34I've never been more humiliated!
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Really?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Say cheese!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40THEY LAUGH
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Can't you keep your minion in order?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44He was fine until he started hanging out with your sidekick.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Hey, the camembert!
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- Your backside's too big, Baron.- Not as big as your ego, Danger Mouse!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Ahh!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh, good grief.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Ha-ha!
0:07:09 > 0:07:14Now I have enough milk for my greatest cheesy triumph!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Greenback, to the Danger Car!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Fine, but I'm driving!
0:07:23 > 0:07:24CRASH
0:07:24 > 0:07:26FURIOUS CLUCKING
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Oh! - THEY LAUGH
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Use the brakes! Use the mirror!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Will you let me drive?!
0:07:53 > 0:07:59Cor, what a cheesy pong! It's worse than Danger Mouse's socks.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Si. Worse than Barone's aftershave!
0:08:01 > 0:08:02THEY LAUGH
0:08:06 > 0:08:08THEY SCREAM
0:08:13 > 0:08:15CAMEMBERT CACKLES
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Look on the bright side,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20he can't do much damage with that little Cheese Ray.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23A few tourist spots get a bit smelly but that's about...
0:08:23 > 0:08:24THEY GASP
0:08:30 > 0:08:33He's going to turn the whole planet into cheese!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- This is all... - BOTH: ..your fault!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37I can't work with this pig-headed toad!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Oh! Und I can work with this pig-headed mouse!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Hey! You have to work with each other.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46If you two don't, you'll be stuck like that forever.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52OK, fine. I'll work with my archenemy to save the world.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Und I, Baron von Greenback, will help save the world
0:08:55 > 0:08:57to get out of these handcuffs.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59HE CACKLES
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I still get to do the mwu-ha-ha-has by the way, that's a rule.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04OK - partner. Here's the plan...
0:09:08 > 0:09:09CAMEMBERT SNIGGERS
0:09:09 > 0:09:11ALARM SOUNDS
0:09:22 > 0:09:23KANGAROO SCREAMS
0:09:23 > 0:09:25ZAP
0:09:30 > 0:09:33And now, my little Danger Mouse,
0:09:33 > 0:09:37prepare to be properly cheesed off.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Where is le Mouse Dangereux?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45CRASH
0:09:45 > 0:09:47DRILLING
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Oh!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Fooled you, Camembert.- You two!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Now, Baron!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- CRASH - Ow!- Accident!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12BARON GREENBACK SCREAMS
0:10:12 > 0:10:13ZAP
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Ha!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20CHOMP
0:10:29 > 0:10:31We did it, together!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Meh. Whatever.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39And so, our heroes have saved the world -
0:10:39 > 0:10:42as well as the planet's entire population of cows.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44And we're all safe.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47At least until the next episode of...Danger Mouse.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Madam, if you could please keep your udders of the radar.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51DISGRUNTLED MOO
0:10:53 > 0:10:55# He's the greatest
0:10:55 > 0:10:57# He's fantastic
0:10:57 > 0:10:59# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:10:59 > 0:11:01# Danger Mouse
0:11:02 > 0:11:04# Danger Mouse
0:11:05 > 0:11:09# Danger Mouse! #
0:11:12 > 0:11:13BOOM