0:00:00 > 0:00:00a bit more.I'm going to keep it on the download. What
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Chief!
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Wherever there is danger he'll be there
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# He's the greatest He's amazing
0:00:18 > 0:00:22# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Danger Mouse
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# Danger Mouse
0:00:28 > 0:00:32# Danger Mouse. #
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Space -
0:00:40 > 0:00:42as black as it is dark.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Filled to the brim with mysterious nothing
0:00:45 > 0:00:49yet jammed with secrets our puny minds can never hope to comprehend.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51This planet, for example.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54It looks peaceful, but what unfathomable forces
0:00:54 > 0:00:58are about to make it explode?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00I said explode!
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Oh, I'm sorry about this,
0:01:01 > 0:01:04but it definitely says here that it's going to...
0:01:04 > 0:01:06EXPLOSION
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Ah, well, if only we'd been watching that planet,
0:01:09 > 0:01:12we'd now know what unearthly powers caused its terrible end.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14As it is, no clue remains.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17No clue except this tiny seed
0:01:17 > 0:01:19floating through the infinite void
0:01:19 > 0:01:22towards Earth.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Hmm.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33How long are you going to be away at this pop concert?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Just a couple of days, and it's not a pop concert.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39It's the Chickens of Rock festival. Don't touch anything while I'm away.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Not even this? Not even my translation device.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Oh, does it translate languages? No, it cuts and dries hair.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48TRANSLATOR:Of course it translates languages, you foolish hamster.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Impressive. It even speaks sarcasm.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53What's this little plant do? Does it mutate gene sequences?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Does it manipulate light, turning objects invisible?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57No. It grows in a pot.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Don't you have important things to do somewhere else?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02TRANSLATOR:Get out of my lab, you clueless morons,
0:02:02 > 0:02:04and stop touching my stuff.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Clueless? I'm the world's greatest secret agent.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10It's like she doesn't trust me. She doesn't trust you, chief.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12It's a shame about that little plant, though.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14With no-one to water it, it'll probably die down there
0:02:14 > 0:02:15while she's away.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Penfold, you're right. Her mistrust is putting that plant in jeopardy.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20We're going to save that plant
0:02:20 > 0:02:23and prove that I can be trusted at the same time.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44HE GASPS
0:02:44 > 0:02:46HE LAUGHS
0:02:58 > 0:03:01How many jugs of water does a seedling need, do you think?
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Oh, about three.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Let's make it four. Don't want the little chap going thirsty.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Penfold, why is the sink full of jam?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10There wasn't any more room in the bath, chief.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12We went through this when you filled the toilet with marmalade.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Chief...What did the doctor say about your jam-making compulsion?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18To keep taking the medicine but... No buts.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Have you been taking the medicine? No, chief, I made it into jam.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Ah!Penfold, you must understand
0:03:22 > 0:03:25that industrial quantities of jam are... Huh?
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Gwyliwch!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Chief!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Ha-ha!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35IT SCREECHES
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Now, if I can just make it to the weapons locker.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Exactly how much jam have you made?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Cor! What a vicious shrub!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Yes, well, at least we've got it safely contained.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Oh. We might have a slight problem.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Penfold, get the car.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Release plant-eating slugs.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Penfold, did you fill my giant plant-killing spray gun with...
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Jam, chief! Yes, chief. Sorry, chief.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Danger Mouse, I just wanted to apologise about earlier.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23I know you wouldn't really interfere with my lab while I'm away.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Erm, no. Course I wouldn't!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29ALARM BEEPS
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Is there something happening there? No. Nothing.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33It's all fine.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Sorry, got to go. It's raining.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40You told her a whopper, chief!
0:04:40 > 0:04:41No, I said everything was fine,
0:04:41 > 0:04:44which it will be as soon as we've defeated that huge leafy monster.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Gwyliwch! Ymosodiad!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Oh, if only we knew what it was shouting about.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51BOTH:The translator!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53The plant won't see us if we sneak into Squawk's lab
0:04:53 > 0:04:55through the tunnels. Just don't touch any roots.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Right you are, chief.Penfold, what are you swinging on?Ropes, chief.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Big, long, rooty ropes growing down from the ceiling
0:05:00 > 0:05:02like roots of a giant...
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Oh.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Argh!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Quick! In here.Er, I wouldn't open that, chief.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Why not?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Penfold, I think we may have enough jam.Sorry, chief.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24I just can't help making jam when I'm nervous.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26That explains the quantity. A-ha!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Erm, isn't Squawk going to be cross if you mess with her translator?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32We're only messing with it to sort out the problems we caused
0:05:32 > 0:05:33by messing with her plant.Great!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36And how are we going to sort out the problems we cause by messing
0:05:36 > 0:05:38with the translator?Shush.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Worry about those problems after we've caused them.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Now, let's just see if we can...
0:05:43 > 0:05:48Gwyliwch! Mae nhw'n dod! Ymosodiad! Gwrandewch!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50TRANSLATOR:Warning! Invasion!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53PLANT SCREAMS
0:05:53 > 0:05:56It seems the translator can only understand a few words
0:05:56 > 0:05:57of the plant's bizarre language.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00If only we could work out what those strange words
0:06:00 > 0:06:03"warning" and "invasion" mean.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Er, those are the translated words, Penfold.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08It means, if we don't stop it,
0:06:08 > 0:06:11that plant's going to engulf the entire Earth in leafy conquest.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13THEY GASP
0:06:13 > 0:06:16So, what's your plan, chief?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Well, how attached are you to HQ, Penfold?Erm...
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Yeah, I mean, would you still like it
0:06:21 > 0:06:24if it was a pile of smouldering rubble with the charred remains
0:06:24 > 0:06:27of a giant plant sticking out of it? I suppose I could get used to it.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Good. Because the plant's roots are right here in HQ.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33If we destroy HQ, we destroy the plant and save the planet.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Activate auto-destruct.Crumbs!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39How much is your egg-ish pie?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Come on, man, speak up!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Don't just stand there photosynthesizing.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Colonel, get down. It's about to explode.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Oh, I'm not having it, then. If there's one thing I can't stand,
0:06:47 > 0:06:49it's exploding egg-ish pie.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Not the pie, sir, HQ. We're going to destroy the plant.Eh?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Oh, not Evans the giant plant!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Seems a shame. Nice chap.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58We've arranged to play golf on Tuesday.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59You mean you can talk to it, sir?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Yes, although my Welsh is a little rusty.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03It speaks Welsh?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Keeps trying to warn us about an invasion or something.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh, you should have a chat with him, DM.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Might be important.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Hei!
0:07:12 > 0:07:13In the nick of...
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Oh.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17HE HUMS
0:07:18 > 0:07:19In the nick of time!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Gwyliwch! You're in terrible peril, see?
0:07:24 > 0:07:28The space bees will destroy everything.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Sorry, did you say space bees?
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Yes, boyo.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33I'm the last of my kind.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38Millions of years ago, my species dominated the galaxy,
0:07:38 > 0:07:42a harmonious Eden of huge Welsh plants.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Now there's lovely.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Then came the space bees.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Intoxicated by our intergalactic nectar,
0:07:51 > 0:07:54they stung our worlds to death.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Isn't it?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00You've got to evacuate this world before I flower.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02It's your only chance.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Right, when do you flower?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Oh, well, hard to say, isn't it?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08My life cycle varies according to my...
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Oh.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Place is full of bally Welsh flowers now.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19How did all this happen, DM?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Well, sir, the thing is Penfold and I snuck into Squawk's lab
0:08:22 > 0:08:25and accidentally grew an alien space plant which is now attracting
0:08:25 > 0:08:27a swarm of giant space bees intent on destroying the Earth.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30You snuck into my lab?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30ALARM BLARES
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Chief, there's a big swarm of angry dots entering the solar system.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39You snuck into my lab!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Yes, sorry, can we talk about this later?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I just need to do a spot of saving the earth.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48You snuck into my lab!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50I'll make it up to you. Got to go.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Behold, celestial Welsh nectar!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Drink and sting, my beauties!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Keep your giant, stripy thoraxes off my planet.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Bees engaged. How's your part of the plan coming, Squawk?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Chief, Professor Squawkencluck says to tell you
0:09:12 > 0:09:14that her part of your plan... Our plan.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Our plan is going very well because you're not in here messing it up.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20I was only trying to water her plant while she was...
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Look, put her on, can't you? I'm not talking to him.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25She's not talking to you.And tell him not to break my robotic arm.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Oh, good grief! I'm not going to break her robotic...
0:09:27 > 0:09:30METAL SNAPS
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Oh.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Now might be a good time to launch those missiles.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35S-s-s-sting!
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Five.She says five.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Four.She says four.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40You don't have to relay everything.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Two, one, missiles away!
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Fools, you missed!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Did we?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57BEES:Ooh!
0:09:57 > 0:09:58What have you done?
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Just spread the surface of Mars with 1,000 tonnes of Penfold's jam.
0:10:02 > 0:10:07Jam so sticky no space bee could resist its intoxicating...
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Jam!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Right, awkward.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16And, so, once again, a grateful planet is saved by Danger Mouse.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Every citizen on earth bestowing him their thanks and...
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Well, maybe not every citizen.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Squawk, come in.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Now, I said I'd make it up to you. How's this?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Mm, I see you've tidied up.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Yes, you'd never know a giant Welsh plant burst out of here
0:10:31 > 0:10:33just a few...Oh!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Ah, might need a stiffer rug.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40And, so, another citizen is saved,
0:10:40 > 0:10:42saved from having to eat Penfold's cooking.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46And, as to what became of Evans the giant space plant,
0:10:46 > 0:10:48that must remain yet another mystery.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50# Wele goelcerth wen yn fflamio... #
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Oh, no, there he is.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56# A thafodau tan yn bloeddio
0:10:56 > 0:11:00# Ar i'r dewrion ddod i daro
0:11:00 > 0:11:03# Unwaith eto'n un
0:11:04 > 0:11:08# Gan fanllefau'r tywysogion
0:11:08 > 0:11:12# Llais gelynion, trwst arfogion
0:11:12 > 0:11:17# A charlamiad y marchogion
0:11:17 > 0:11:19# Craig ar graig a gryn. #